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Evil Defined
18 September 2006 @ 10:00 pm
Shave your vagina  
So one evening, I was with some friends at a Walmart. One of these friends was Chris (see the "Life is Chris" section). As we were coming out of one of the aisles I saw a display for the ladies "Venus" razorblades. Looking at Chris as he walked by me to go to the next aisle, I loudly said "Hey Chris! Here's those ladies razors you use to shave your vagina!" He immediately shot me a "kanky" look letting me know he was mad. As I tured back to look ahead, I saw an older looking gent walking along about 5 feet ahead. He turned to look back to see who I was referring to. He saw Chris and turned back around, obviously not putting two and two together. About a second later, he whipped his head back around and looked straight at Chris with a shocked/confused expression on his face. The fact that this old man thought Chris had a vagina (which has still not been proven otherwise and is rumoured to be filled with sand) just completely made my day.
 
 
Current Mood: apathetic
Listening To: Satan's soundtrack
 
 
 
 

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