It's just drivel. Add me if you wanna.

But read this first, make sure you're not scared.......or are scared, and like it. (and maybe even a little turned on)

If I offend you you're talking to the wrong person. (Might I also recommend you lighten the fuck up?)

Tags: drawings, eating puppies, flash, lj, my creations, pterodactyls, puppies

http://wii.ign.com/articles/890/890563p1.html



FUCK YES! DO WANT!

So, the Spore Creature Creator? Every bit as awesome as anticipated.

http://www.spore.com/trial



"Waddlebean"


"Handbanana"




( A gallery of my abominations before the lord )

Oh yeah, I made this in Inkscape a few months ago; A parody of the little comics on this site: http://kawaiinot.com/

A big broccoli ocarina can have been done:



Melly, clistmas!

Freshly photoshopped, by yours truly

Oh man, I love the English language; I laughed so fucking hard reading this article

"The Doody family from Wolverhampton has been crowned The Faggot Family in a national competition...."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/2698507.stm

I wouldn't be caught dead posing for a family photo wearing a "faggot" banner, but I guess that's just me

I was looking around at different OpenID-enabled sites some time ago, and came across this site "Ficlets". I came back to it today, and saw this one particularly annoying story in ALL CAPS, with run-on sentences, and the whole deal

Rather than just flame the dumbass in the comments, I was inspired to write a sequel:

Original:

Title "BLOCKED" [link]

SO I QUESTIONED HIM WHY DID YOU BLOCK ME ON AIM ?
AND HE TOLD ME YEARS LATER AFTER I FOUND OUT IT WAS HIS COUSIN WHO PLAYED A TRICK ON ME …
I CRIED BECAUSE I HAD BROKEN UP WITH ROBIN YET I WAS SO LOST KNOWING I WAS IN LOVE WITH ROBIN AND HIS COUSIN ENRIQUE WHAT WAS I TO DO ….. SO I WENT BACK TO NEW YORK AND CONFRONTED BOTH OF THEM FACE TO FACE AND ROBIN SAID ”.................

My sequel, "Blocked from my heart" [link]

And Robin said, “The reason I don’t love you is because you’re an AOL Lamer. I could never love a boy who types in all caps.”

Her words hit me like 72-point font. “Boy? She called me a boy?” I thought to myself.

As if reading my mind, she said “Yes, a boy. I only date real men. Men who use proper punctuation and capitalization. Nothing turns me on more than adherence to the rules of the English language. A man who has no regard for the value of language can hardly be called a man.”

Now I was starting to get mad, my feelings of rejection falling to the wayside. I tried to interrupt but she continued, “How much could you have really valued our relationship if you wouldn’t even turn off caps lock for me? Do I mean that little to you?”

With a disgusted look, she turned to leave me there angry and crying, but not before saying “You’re blocked from my heart with a warning level of 100%”

And if any of you want to join in on the fun, OpenID means you don't have to register yet another username and password. Your Livejournal account is an OpenID. So is your AIM screenname.

oh, why did Hana have to quit the internet forever? She would have appreciated this: