"Let's see, I know that Budget spreadsheet is around here somewhere...

OMG PONI1ES!"

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Special thanks to Sender-Inner and creator Brink G.

People, this is truly redonk and spectacular!

Check out this Headless Horseman Halloween costume made of PVC, fiberfill and kids clothes. It's a TREAT!

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FIVE STARS, Newfy! See this and more recent submissions over at the Martha Stewart/CuteOverload Pet Costume Contest!

Sssssssssshhhh!

  • Oct. 11th, 2008 at 1:58 PM

Hush little goslingk, close your caps,

Mama's going let you nap on her back

And if your bill should twitter and quack,

We'll know you're dreaming of sleeping in a rack.

Expertly spotted by Sender-Inner May-li K. Sweet dreams, originally uploaded by yappingjak.

How Many Times I Gotta Tell You Kids?

  • Oct. 11th, 2008 at 11:38 AM

Don't leave your Chewbacca Halloween costume laying on the floor!  It'll get all wrinkled!

Try to iron me, and I'll rip your arm off.  Wookees have been known to do that.

Won't happen again, Jennifer M.

Nyet You Di-in't!

  • Oct. 10th, 2008 at 5:57 PM

Here's what you give the man who has everything.

Check out Vladmir Putin and the lil 20-pound kitteh he got for his 56th birthday.

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Check it out, he's all Nyet you diiii-in't!!

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Read the full story with mo' pictures over at AP!

I Promise I'll Never Drink Again!

  • Oct. 10th, 2008 at 2:52 PM

"Ugghhhh, why did I let you buy me all of those Jäger shots, Freddy?  Hey, where are you, anyway?"

"I'm behind you in the sink, man!  And lemmie tell'ya, this sucker's HUGE!"

Well, get over here and hold back my whiskers, willya?

Make the room stop spinning, Amy R.!

Watching WAY too much TLC

  • Oct. 10th, 2008 at 12:01 PM

Rupert finally realizes Chester actually LIKES Frank's trompe l'oeil wall painting/tiki bar room makeover.

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Monica W., may your living room walls never have hay stuck to them.

Mini blorpitude

  • Oct. 10th, 2008 at 9:01 AM

One day, Son, the entire ocean WILL BE YOURS!!!

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It almost looks like it has a little (star)face doesn't it, Sami S.? :•D

Terminal Boxaholism

  • Oct. 10th, 2008 at 5:40 AM

In recent years, boxhab centers nationwide have seen an alarming 58.2 percent rise in cases of boxaholism, the uncontrollable urge to wedge oneself into crates, shoeboxes, picnic coolers, floor safes, suitcases, hope chests, Bundt pans, mailing tubes, lunch pails, and all manner of portable enclosed spaces.  In extreme cases, boxaholics will instinctively assume box-like shapes when no container is available.

Just 31 more of these and we can play chess.

It's time for intervention, Kyllyssa.

We're practically GIVING these kittehs away!

We got orange! we got white! we got tabbies! Even grey-tipped EARS!

Flip each kitteh over to see OUR LOW, LOW PRICES. We're IN-SA-A-A-A-A-ANE!"

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Photographer MeeShel L. gave all these lil' rugs away to new owners, save one, little Sammy, the shorthair at the top. kittens in a row, originally uploaded by MeeShel.L1G..

The Friday Five for 10 October 2008...

  • Oct. 9th, 2008 at 7:33 PM
This week's questions are brought to you courtesy of an anonymous reader, the letter F, and the number 5...

  1. What is the one most important thing by your side right now?
  2. Why is it so important?
  3. Can you live without it?
  4. What is the one thing you can't live without?
  5. Who is the one person you can't live without?
    (sic)





Copy and paste to your own journal, then reply to this post with a link to your answers.

If you'd like to suggest questions for a future Friday Five, then do so here: http://www.livejournal.com/community/thefridayfive/1466.html

Old sets that were used have been deleted, so please feel free to suggest some more! Remember that we rely on you, our members, to help keep the community going.

A runt's request

  • Oct. 9th, 2008 at 8:00 PM

[Kitteh looks around nervously] Hey Pssst, Buddy!

Do you have any of those delicious lil' coffee creamers I keep hearing about!? Just to tide me over!

I can't say no to those PENETRATING BLUE EYES, Weird Aunt Martha! Grey Kitten, originally uploaded by Weird_Aunt_Martha.

Dinnah... is suhved!

  • Oct. 9th, 2008 at 6:53 PM

[English Butler voice to table] "Madame, your Sleeping Morsels Risotto."

"For you Suh, the Nomming Dollops"


There is more when you are ready, please kindly ring this little bell for seconds.

EXCELLENT catering, MeLa! "heap 'o' hamsters, nom grain nom, and the quadruplets, originally uploaded by MeLa de Gypsie.

The Great Penguin Rescue

  • Oct. 9th, 2008 at 5:18 PM

CNN is reporting a large group of penguins in Brazil got lost heading too far from their usual feeding grounds (according to reports, perhaps due to unusually earm water).

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373 penguins were rescued, rehabilitated flown via cargo plane 1,550 miles to the country's southern coast, where a crowd watched the tuxedo's dudes march back into the sea.

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Nice one, Cuteporter Mary C.

Wylee takes Widget under his wing

  • Oct. 9th, 2008 at 12:28 PM

Sender-Inner Gina C. works at an animal shelter in New Hampshire, and sometimes her "work" comes home with her.

Meet Widget, a foster kitten she raised from 3 days old. Gina's pup Wylee helped raise Widget too, obviously teaching him to snuggles,

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How to "Baroo",

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They're still working on eyeball focusing...

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Gina C., that is some sweet paw nommage.