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| Thursday, August 4th, 2005 | | 8:51 am |
Our Lady Peace
Our Lady Peace is playing Brick by Brick August 12th for $7!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is the greatest summer ever. I got to meet Seth Green! I have tickets to Tom Petty on the 20th(and good seats)! I'm so happy I could cry! | | Monday, May 23rd, 2005 | | 11:29 am |
Justin
If anyone seen my jerk-face brother, please let him know to call my mother, who is desperately looking for him, before I strangle him. Thank you. | | Wednesday, December 22nd, 2004 | | 8:19 am |
| | Sunday, December 5th, 2004 | | 11:43 pm |
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| | Wednesday, November 17th, 2004 | | 1:35 pm |
Music Video So these guys are doing a music video on the rooftop next door to my office. http://www.fozzyrock.com/Apparently their lead singer is a WWF wrestler by the name of Chris Jericho. We've been watching them make the video all day. It looks pretty boring. | | Friday, November 5th, 2004 | | 12:30 pm |
Friendship
One of my friends at work sent me this:
Are you tired of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:
1. When you are sad - I will help get you drunk and plot revenge against
the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how
much worse it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well
again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath. I pledge it till the end. Why, you may ask? Because you are my friend.
Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of two and one of them isn't speaking to you right now anyway.
Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. | | Tuesday, October 26th, 2004 | | 7:35 am |
Letter to Booze
One of my friends at work sent me this:
Dear Alcohol,
First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. My friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a
beer with the game, & you're even around in the holidays hidden inside
chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family
gatherings.
However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions. While I want to
believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your
influence has led to some unwise consequences, briefed below for your
review.
1. Phone calls: While I agree with you that communication is important, I
question the suggestion that any conversation of substance or necessity
takes place after 2 a.m. Why would you make me call those ex-boyfriends
when I know for a fact they do not what to hear from me during the day,
let alone all hours of the night?
2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal, but why do you suggest that I
eat a kabob with chili sauce, along with a big Italian hoagie & some stale
chips (washed down with chocolate Nesquik & topped off with a Kit Kat all
after a few cheese curls & chili cheese fries)? I'm an eclectic eater, but
I think you went too far this time.
3. Clumsiness: Unless you're subtly trying to tell me that I need to do
more yoga to improve my balance, I see NO need to hammer the issue home by
causing me to fall down. It's completely unnecessary, and the black & blue
marks that appear on my body mysteriously the next day is beyond me.
Similarly, it should never take me more than 45 seconds to get the front
door key into the lock.
4. Pictures: This can be a blessing in disguise, as it can often clarify
the last point below, but the following costumes are banned from ever
being placed on my head in public again: Indian wigs, sombreros, bows,
ties, boxes, upside-down cups, inflatable balloon animals, traffic cones,
or bras. Also, what is with you making me take pictures with people I
clearly don't like when I'm sober. Yet they suddenly become my best
friends when a flash is presented?
5. Beer Goggles: If I think I may know him/her from somewhere, I most
likely do not. Please do not request that I go over & see if in fact, I do
actually know that person. The phrase "Let's F***" is illegal from now on.
6. While I may be thinking this, please reinstate the brain-to-mouth-block
that would stop this thought from becoming a statement, especially in
public. Please stop me from talking to the guy/girl with the crooked
teeth; acned-up face; bad breath, beer belly, etc. Why are they so
appealing to me while I'm with you & why are they so disgusting to me the
next morning after you have worn off??
7. Furthermore: The hangovers have GOT to stop. This is getting
ridiculous. I know a little penance for our previous evening's debauchery
may be in order, but the 3pm hangover immobility is completely
unacceptable. My entire day is shot. I ask that, if the proper precautions
are taken (water, vitamin B, bread products, aspirin) prior to going to
bed/passing out facedown on the kitchen floor with a bag of popcorn, the
hangover should be minimal & in no way interfere with my daily Saturday or
Sunday (or any day for that matter) activities.
Alcohol, I have enjoyed our friendship for some years now & would like to
ensure that we remain on good terms. You've been the invoker of great
stories, the provocation for much laughter, and the needed companion when
I just don't know what to do with the extra money in my pockets. In order
to continue this friendship, I ask that you carefully review my grievances
above & address them immediately. I will look for an answer no later than
Thursday 3pm (pre-happy hour) on your possible solutions & hopefully we
can continue this fruitful partnership.
Thank you, from your biggest fan. | | Monday, October 18th, 2004 | | 4:29 pm |
Again?!
So, the maintenance guy at one of my properties just flat out told me he has a crush on me. He said I make him feel like he’s in high school again from how nervous I make him. I realized I don’t know how to react to something like that anymore. Needless to say, there was a very uncomfortable silence. Why do I always get stuff like this at my work?! Jamal says it’s cause I sound like a floozy. This is what, like the 4th time that someone has aked me out or told me they like me at work!!! | | Tuesday, October 5th, 2004 | | 1:42 pm |
| | Monday, October 4th, 2004 | | 8:37 pm |
X-Men: Legends Thank you Penny Arcade for reminding me that X-Men: Legends came out already. Now if anyone needs me tomorrow, I'll be at the mall....and then playing with my my beautiful lover, X-Box, for many weeks to come. Until then: http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3 | | Wednesday, September 29th, 2004 | | 1:57 pm |
| | Monday, September 27th, 2004 | | 4:23 pm |
Tequila!
Saturday night rocked! I think I drank more tequila than ever before or humanly possible. I finally met Carl, who seems really cool. I also met his date, and saw the biggest penis I have ever seen in my entire life. It looked totally like a fake one. I had a whole lot of fun and then Frankie came to pick me up, so I slept very comfy like. Then Sunday I woke to the most beautiful sight of all: Justin cleaning the house. So I got up and cleaned the kitchen and made breakfast. I started going to the gym again as of last week, so I feel pretty good. This weekend I’m going to Disney Land with Fernie, Mike and Jimmie, so it’s going to be a great time. Fernie is reserving a hotel for us, and trying to get one with a hot tub, of course. | | Friday, September 24th, 2004 | | 12:22 am |
| | Monday, September 20th, 2004 | | 11:10 pm |
Sometimes you have to ask yourself....
Why did I come home? | | Saturday, September 4th, 2004 | | 12:27 am |
Lame
So my internet is back up...for the meantime. It keeps cutting out, and for the past couple weeks it disappeared completely. So I expected much to be going on with people, but it looks like everyones life may actually be duller than mine. I have a 3 day weekend and no plans. Frankie always goes back and forth on his plans, so it always feels like a can't make any plans until the very last minute. I hate that... I told my friends that I would stop being dead, but it doesn't help if they already have plans when I call them.
I've been really sick for weeks now. Now I just tell people I'm dying. It started out just feeling really tired during the day. Then I had a horrible time getting out of bed no matter how much sleep I've had. Then I started falling asleep while on the road. I really should get it checked, but I hate doctors. Not because of the normal reason hate doctors, like getting shots or that kind of junk, but because the doctors I've been to in SD have no fucking clue. The feeling that you're cattle being sent through a medical office will do it to you. When they just give you cough medicine and say "you'll be fine in about 3-4 days", and then you have the fucking thing for 3 months...you tend not to trust them anymore. This is just one example, a have a few others. It sucks, and I'm hoping it'll just eventually go away.
Time for bed! I'll try to get 10 hours this time and see if it makes any difference! | | Thursday, September 2nd, 2004 | | 10:20 pm |
So who is ready to help Justin move again? | | Thursday, July 29th, 2004 | | 6:22 pm |
My B-day!
My birthday has rocked thus far! Frankie got me a portrait from Chynna(Blue Monday), which I haven't seen yet, but expect in September or so. Plus Cure tickets, notching off one of my goals in life. Tuesday I was surprised as Margaret, Jamal, and Karen sang happy birthday to me and gave me a giant bag of goodies. It was filled with all sort of snacks, and Kipp had called them from Tahoe to have them get me gift certificates from Fry's and Rubio's. This morning my mom called and sang to me on my voicemail. I get into work and Lee had decorated my desk all awesome like. I'm taking my camera in tomorrow to take a picture of it. At lunch, Jamal, Genevieve, and Lee took me out to lunch to my favorite place downtown, where the waitress (who knows us too well) brought out a slice of chocolate cheese cake, that was super yummy, and sang. I came back thinking I'm going to die from too much food. A batch of fresh flowers appeared on my desk with a card from everyone in accounting and management. They're going to be really pretty when they finally open. Then a few hours later, Deb drags me into the kitchen where ALL of accounting was blowing bubbles, and had cake and ice cream, and more singing. You know you've made it in my company when accounting celebrates your birthday, so I'm very pleased. On top of that I got multiple cards and phone calls from throughout my company. Plus one of my vendors sent me a batch of fudge. Oh, and Elizabeth left me a happy b-day message on my board at home.
I also realized that no one had made plans for my b-day outside of work. So, I think I'll try to pick up some of the mess that is my house. I got hit with two people moving in at once, so now I've actually got to clean out my closet.... | | Wednesday, July 7th, 2004 | | 10:58 pm |
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