Hilarity Ensues
Here is a review of the frankly awful Frank Miller/Jim Lee All-Star Batman and Robin the Boy Wonder. The review is decent, but that's not what I want to point out.

Scroll down to the comment from "Liz the Brit", who starts out with

Maurice also proves once again that he's even cleverer than he looks, by pointing out the obvious - to some - but the rarely-mentioned... that *Frank Miller* obviously sees some degree of paedophilia/sexual attraction/"creepiness" as Mr Broaddus phrases it, in the Batman-Robin, mentor-student relationship!

Well, Maurice: it is no SURPRISE that Frank Miller thinks thus, because Frank Miller, like a lot of right-wingers, is sexually warped... have I mentioned this before?? Some of them go for forced anal sex, though they INSIST they're not gay, vide "Sleepers" by Lorenzo Carcaterra, a brilliant book, actually, vide Abu Ghraib in real life... yes.. I think we know where the sexual focus of the neocons and their hangers-on really lies.

...and gets progressively more insane from there, ending with

Yeah, well. Don't buy this one for your kids, now, Christian readers... unless you want your children to die in desert sands, and unless you think comics with paedophile themes are great.

This is classic, classic crank writing, and we should thank the Internet for making it so much more accessible to all of us.