Your layout is pretty damn fly!
     Why, thank you! I made it myself.

Whoa you made it yourself? How?!
     Yep! With Photoshop 7 and Photoslicer!

Nifty... hey... wait a second. Weren't you that same girl that's like "Paint Shop Pro is the best... ever". And now you're cheating on it with Photoshop? How can you live?!
     Er.. I know. Unfortunately, PSP doesn't have photoslicer. I'm sure it will understand.

You traitor! You sell-out!!
     Geez, I'm sorry.

You better be! *shakes fist* So uh... nifty quote at the top of that layout. Where did it come from?
     An Ani Difranco song.

Ani Difranco?! Oh my god I love Ani Difranco!!! She's the best!! I own every one of her albums!! Which album is your favorite? Which --
     Er, you might want to save yourself. I don't listen to her music.

.... Um... but you put a song lyric by her at the top of your journal? Where did you find it if you don't listen to her music?
     Rockwisdom.com of course ;)

Uh.. okay. So ... uh .... anyway, that's a nice anime-ish cartoon character you got there. Where's that from?
     Magic Knight Rayearth

Oh neat, what is that?
     It's a nifty RPG, see?

Oh cool, do you play it?
     Na.. I just stole the image off some random anime site somewhere.

So.. wait... you have a song lyric on your page from an artist you don't listen to... you have an image on your journal from a game you don't play.... isn't that like, illegal?!
     Not necessarily.

Okay, whatever you say. So.. regardless of your "shortcomings" I still think it's a neat layout. Can I steal it?
     Sure. I made it a public layout. Although.. what's the point, seeing as how the link (like the memories and stuff) go to my journal. But um.. if you really want to.

Er.. maybe later. 
     Alright.

So......
     Have you run out of questions already?

Well, I mean, you are a little bit discouraging at a lot of things. Sheesh, I just wanted to compliment you on a nice layout and you bite my head off!
     I'm sorry, but I was just being honest.

*Sigh* It's all right. Hey, you're listening to Mandy Moore.. isn't she, like, last decade?
     No, she's still with it.

Riiiiight. *rolls eyes*. Well, you've been a big help. 
     No problem, dear.

Oh, and one final thing. If I ever wanted to make a fly layout like yours, could you teach me?
     I suppose. It's pretty easy provided you know basic HTML and stuff like that.

You suppose?! Oh.. you sound really eager to help me.
     What? Do you want me to dance around the room!?

No, no.. it's okay. Contain your excitement. I'm just some random LJ user communicating with you via an FAQ. What do I know anyway, right?
     I never said that. You know, for a random LJ user you're pretty damn defensive.

Sheesh.. Sorry. I've just had it rough, okay? Why don't you go read my livejournal and find out all about my life?
      Maybe I will.

Good. I look forward to it.
     Okay.

Well, I guess that's all. 
     All right. It was nice talking to you.

Yeah, you too. Sorry if I seem a bit edgy, but .. I've had a rough week.
     Completely Understandable.

I still don't see the point of putting song lyrics on your page for an artist you don't....
     Can you just drop it, please?

Right, sorry. ;) Just.. you know, it's something you don't see everyday.
     I gotcha.

Yeah, so I guess I'll go back to being bored and doing whatever I was doing, okay?
     Sure thing. As shall I.

Nice talking to you. Oh, and um... isn't this essentially a conversation with yourself in FAQ form?
     Yeah, but in FAQ form it doesn't seem "as strange" as just straight-up talking to myself.

Ahh... clever. No one will suspect a thing!
     That's my goal! ;-)