This is for the April "Kink of the Month" over at feedmykink, which is - Sex In, On, or With Vehicles.

I do have to say that I rarely write anything and think, "Wow - that's pretty kinky." I think this one's pretty damn kinkirific though.

TITLE: A Good Ride
AUTHOR: SpankSpike
PAIRING: Spike/Angel
RATING: NC-17
SUMMARY: Spike's been aching for Angel to shag him again but Angel just doesn't seem to get any of his hints. So of course Spike comes up with a plan to let Angel see just what he's been missing out on - and it involves one of Angel's cars.

( A GOOD RIDE )

This is a little ficlet that was written for the Random Rimming Challenge at feedmykink.

TITLE: The Joy Of Science
AUTHOR: SpankSpike
PAIRING: Angel/Wesley
RATING: NC-17
SUMMARY: Set mid Season 1, just after Wesley (the Rougue Demon Hunter!) has joined Angel and Cordelia. The thing Wes misses most about the Watcher's Council is the opportunity to do research on vampires and other demons. He's determined that he will continue his research - with Angel as his subject.

( THE JOY OF SCEINCE )

This is for the March (yes I realize it's almost over) Kink of the Month challenge over at feedmykink. This month's Kink is - Cock and Ball Fetish.

TITLE: Captured
AUTHOR: SpankSpike
PAIRING: Spike/Angel
RATING: NC-17
SUMMARY: Spike and Angel stakeout a demon hideout and find themselves prisoners. Porn ensues. To pretend there's much additional plot beyond that would be wrong. But then porn itself is wrong. Deliciously wrong!

( CAPTURED )

Does anyone even remember this series? I'm sure it's highly likely that you won't as it hasn't been updated since June of 2005.

SILK SOCKS was a series I started when I was new to lj. It was initially a very porny comedy with Angel and Spike alternately playing increasingly serious pranks on one another, most of which ended up with hot make-up sex. I hope my writing has improved since then, but it was funny and porny and I left it at a terrible place with Angel hurting Spike so deeply that he walked away.

I'd always meant to go back and give it an ending and today I found myself inspired to do so. If anyone's still interested, here it is.

TITLE: Silk Socks 7 - No More Games
AUTHOR: SpankSpike
PAIRING: Angel/Spike
RATING: NC-17
SUMMARY: Will Spike give Angel a chance to show that he's done playing games?

You don't necessarily have to read the previous chapters to enjoy this one one its own - but they're HERE if you want to read them.

( SILK SOCKS 7 - NO MORE GAMES )

Sometime around forever ago, sevendeadlyfun made this request at feedmykink and I agreed to write it.

AtS S5 and NB jealous of all the time JM spends with DB. Slight non-con with NB topping JM. DB walking in on them and joining, commenting on JM's fabulous oral skill.

I started writing it - and then (as often happens lately) boarded the fail-boat and never completed it.

A few nights ago, sevendeadlyfun went and wrote her own JM/NB RPS. It's called SHATTERED and it's excellent. Reading that fired up my JM/NB RPS muse again, and she very kindly let me use it as a starting point for her request fic.


TITLE: Gonna Make You Mine - RPS
AUTHOR: SpankSpike
PAIRING: JM/NB, DB
RATING: NC-17 - Warning for RPS, if it's not your cup of tea you'll want to skip this
SUMMARY: James and Nick previously had a brief "fling". Now that James has gone to work with David on AtS, Nick feels the need to see him again.

I'd suggest that you read sevendeadlyfun's SHATTERED first. Though this part can be read alone.

( GONNA MAKE YOU MINE )

I've been doing a little Memories maintenance, and I'm just making this post to document a change to the way my RPS fic "The Brotherhood Of The Traveling Shirt" is archived in my memories.



Anyone who has followed the fic is probably aware that when this fic was posted originally, it inspired my friend HELLSBELLS to write a continuation. I responded with a 3rd chapter, followed by a 4th from her, and another from me, and so on. We wrote this together until she happily became pregnant and no longer had the time to continue. I soldiered on without her in an attempt to finish the story, and though I haven't posted any chapters in a while I do plan to finish very soon in a final chapter.

Sadly, HELLSBELLS has recently deleted her journal taking her chapters of the fic with her. So that those who want to read the fic to its conclusion can still enjoy it, I am including her chapters as attachments to mine. As I have no way to contact her, I haven't gotten her approval on this but I am hoping she won't mind because we were collaborating and she had approved of me finishing it without her. Each chapter that was written by HELLSBELLS will be marked as such and should in no way be construed as having been written by myself.

The fic thus far can be found in my memories - HERE - Saved as The Brotherhood Of The Traveling Shirt.

I saw that sevendeadlyfun, my illustrious co-mod at feedmykink, had recently posted her desire for a little daddy!kink. I figure that since she's been doing all the work over there lately while I nancy about being sick and doing stupid rl things, I should try to make her wishes come true.

Don't know if this was what she was looking for - but I hope so since I wrote Spike/Xander daddy!kink, which I've never done before.

TITLE: Spectacular Pain In The Ass
AUTHOR: SpankSpike
PAIRING: Spike/Xander
RATING: NC-17
SUMMARY: Xander enjoys his vampire babysitting duties much more than he anticipated... Yeah, who am I kidding? Not a lot of plot here, just a little daddy!kink for a Sunday afternoon.

( SPECTACULAR PAIN IN THE ASS )

I've realized that I wrote about 50% less in 2007 than I did in 2006 - which made me a little sad. I also noticed that I hadn't posted a single thing in the month of December - so I sat down to rectify that. Didn't quite get it finished before December ran away from me though.

This is not my usual thing. It's Human AU - but yeah, it came from a naughty little dream I had.

TITLE: Original Sin (Title brutally stolen from INXS' song of the same name)
AUTHOR: SpankSpike
PAIRING: Liam/William
RATING: NC-17 - Warning for underage sexual activity depending on how you view 17 year old boys in your area of the world.
SUMMARY: Liam is a 27 year old English teacher at a boy's school in a small (dull) Southern town. William is a formerly studious student who has decided to change his own life. Liam's swept up in the wake, his willingness to be dominated detected by a young man testing the boundaries of his own sexual power. And oh yeah - porn.

( ORIGINAL SIN )

It's bloodclaim's 4th Anniversary, and they're celebrating by letting members post "5 Things" fics and manips.

I was working on a Spander Christmas fic and found my inspiration a little lacking, so I thought I'd give this a whirl.

TITLE: Four Ways Spike And Xander's First Time Might Have Gone - And How It Really Did
AUTHOR: SpankSpike
PAIRING: Spike/Xander
RATING: NC-17
SUMMARY: I took 4 points in Spike and Xander's relationship and imagined how their first time together might have gone if it had occurred at that time. The 5th is how I like to imagine it might have gone when it finally happened.

( Four Ways Spike And Xander's First Time Might Have Gone - And How It Really Did )

This is my offering for The Kink of the Month Challenge over at feedmykink. This month's kink is spanking.

Now a few of you may have already guessed that I enjoy getting Spike involved in a good spanking. Well, I was thinking about some of the spankings Spike may have given or received over the years and I came up with a few. Hope you enjoy them.

TITLE: A History Of Spankings
AUTHOR: SpankSpike
PAIRING: Spike/Angel, William/Angelus, Spike/Drusilla, William/Darla
RATING: NC-17
SUMMARY: As mentioned above, a serious of drabbles with various spankings Spike has given or received over the years.

( A HISTORY OF SPANKINGS )

This is another drabble/ficlet fulfillment from the request post I put up last weekend.

killerweasel requested Angel/Lindsey with a prompt of scars - which also became the title of this one.

TITLE: Scars
AUTHOR: SpankSpike
PAIRING: Angel/Lindsey
RATING: NC-17
SUMMARY: Angel and Lindsey spend a little time exploring the road map of one another's scars.

A/N: Last line inspired by lilithbint.

( SCARS )

This is another drabble/ficlet fulfillment from the request post I put up last night.

spikesfool requested Spike/Angel with a prompt of toenail painting - she also wanted bondage included if possible.

TITLE: Pink Polish
AUTHOR: SpankSpike
PAIRING: Spike/Angel
RATING: NC-17
SUMMARY: Set at the end of Spike and Angel's fight over the Cup of Perpetual Torment.

( PINK POLISH )

Last night I took some drabble requests HERE. pjgale requested a scene from my RPS series 'Lap Dance'. (Still room for a few more requests if anyone's interested.)

This ficlet will fit just after the end of the last chapter and will lead into the beginning of the next chapter that I will (hopefully!) be posting very soon. If you'd like read the story so far, you can find all chapters in my memories - LAP DANCE

TITLE: Lap Dance - The In-Between-Quel! (AKA - The Drabble/Ficlet)
AUTHOR: SpankSpike
PAIRING: JM/DB, hint of CK
RATING: NC-17 - RPS
SUMMARY: James has been the agressor, coming on to a straight David and finally starting a sexual relationship with him. James wants more, Dave's confused - and married - and has decided to break things off, telling James that he's actually seeing another guy now.

( LAP DANCE - THE IN-BETWEEN-QUEL! )

What do you mean none of you noticed I haven't been around? And you call yourselves a flist. Alright, I know I owe several of you birthday fics and other requests. (As well as having approx 500 series in limbo for which I have unfinished chapters sitting here staring at me as we speak!) *hangs head in shame*

But I just realized tonight that it's been nearly 2 months since I've written anything fandom related, and almost a month since I posted anything at all - and that was SPN RPS!

I'm starting to think that my muse has either been kidnapped or has died, so I thought maybe I'd try to jump start the plot bunny generator by writing something small - possibly a few somethings.

WOULD ANYONE LIKE A DRABBLE?

Any pairings with Spike, Angel, Lindsey, Wesley, Gunn, Xander, Oz, Giles, Riley - or I might even be able to do a pairing with Fred, Dru, or Darla if there's someone out there dying for het. (I can also do RPS and you guys know who I write if that's what you want.)

So if you're interested, just comment with your pairing and some sort of prompt and I'll see if I can come up with something. Don't know how many I'll do, depends on how many I get. :-)

Why yes, I have lost my mind. Why do you ask?

Oh this little post - well, about that...

See, I've been totally lacking in inspiration for a while (also known as a century) so there hasn't been much writing. And anyone who knows me knows that I tend to write quite a few different pairings as well as RPS. (What, you know you read it - don't pretend you don't?) The thing is, they've always been BtVS/AtS character pairings and RPS, but then tonight I read THIS POST that felisblanco made about the difference between SPN stars Jensen Ackles' and Jared Padalecki's kissing scenes - which made me think about them kissing. A lot.

So I kinda wrote Jensen/Jared RPS. Which I know no one is going to read, but it's all written and everything - so...

TITLE: It's All In The Hands
AUTHOR: SpankSpike
PAIRING: Jensen/Jared
RATING: NC-17 - RPS
SUMMARY: Jensen's read that viewers are unimpressed by his kissing scenes and seem to prefer Jared's. Jared explains why. With kissing. Yeah, not much of a plot really.

( IT'S ALL IN THE HANDS )

My lovely co-mod sevendeadlyfun at feedmykink was kind enough to fulfill my request for some totally cracktastic All-Human AU. She's requested a second part to the ongoing story of Lord and Lady Crotch and I was happy to oblige.

Please be aware that this is complete and utter crack!fic/bad!fic and in no way resembles good characterization or competent writing. It is a parody of bad historic romance novels. That being said, it is, however, quite ridiculously hilarious and below my summary is a link to Part One by sevendeadlyfun.

Pairing: LC/LC
Genre: Het
Rating: CRACK-17
Details: I would like Lord and Lady Crotch to be on the run from the Law. The Gendarmerie Colonel De Vankstrudel and his band of Crack Troops are chasing the Outlaw Panty Bandit when Lord Crotch begins to give Lady Crotch's lusty muskrat some finger lickin' love. She rips off her dress and they have hot horseback love, flashing her plump panties to the Crack Troops. This so inflames the Crack Troops that they all stop the chase to have a circle jerk. It should end with Lady Crotch being captured by Colonel De Vankstrudel so that they can lure Lord Crotch the Panty Bandit out of hiding. MUST HAVE: lusty muskrat, throbbing cannon of love, meaty fuckstick and the Colonel lustily stroking his own prostate as he spies on the couple in their soopir sekrit chateau hideway.

Find Part one HERE

( A FULL AND LUSCIOUS MOON: STORY TWO OF THE CROTCH SAGA )

Yet another piece for the Hot or Sweet challenge at feedmykink. As many as I've done, you'd probably think I was actually elligible to win. The answer to that is no.

Anyway, more PWP - this time it's Spangel.

TITLE: Who's Gay?
AUTHOR: SpankSpike
PAIRING: Spike/Angel
RATING: NC-17
SUMMARY: PWP - Spike and Angel seem to have gotten themselves in a tight squeeze. How else would they pass the time but...

( WHO'S GAY? )

This is another bit of PWP for the Hot or Sweet challenge over at feedmykink. I'm kind of using it as an excuse to write pairings that I like but have never/rarely written.

TITLE: Role Play
AUTHOR: SpankSpike
PAIRING: Spike/Giles
RATING: NC-17
SUMMARY: PWP - Giles catches Spike using the training room at the Magic Box after he's asked him numerous times not to. Porn ensues.

( ROLE PLAY )

We're having a challenge over at feedmykink known as 'Hot or Sweet'. The idea is to write a single scene with as little plot as possible that is either Hot!kink!fic or Sweet!fic, writer's choice.

After a few attempts, and some assistance by my co-mod sevendeadlyfun, I believe I've succeeded in extracting enough of the plot for this to qualify as PWP.

TITLE: Spin The Bottle
AUTHOR: SpankSpike
PAIRING: Xander/Oz
RATING: NC-17
SUMMARY: PWP - Willow's parents are away and she's invited Xander over to spend the night, but Oz shows up as well. At a loss for a way to pass the time, Willow blushingly suggests they play spin the bottle and is surprised when the guys agree. Now that everyone present has kissed the girl - what'll happen once the boys get down to it?

( SPIN THE BOTTLE )

It's Kink of the Month time over at feedmykink again. And as mod, you know it's my sworn duty to show up and present some porn.

Not that I require any sense of duty to roll out the old porn wagon mind you.

This month's kink is ANONYMOUS SEX, so I hope you enjoy what I came up with.

TITLE: Sense Memory
AUTHOR: SpankSpike
PAIRING: Angel/??? (Which is the whole purpose of anonymous)
RATING: NC-17
SUMMARY: Angel's been the victim of a demon attack that's left him in a state where he's trapped inside his own body. He's unable to see, hear, taste, or even move his body - the sense of touch is the only remaining available to him. He's going mad until someone begins to visit him - to touch him and more. But he has no idea if it's friend or foe, or if he'll ever recover.

( SENSE MEMORY )