I've been sick since Monday.

uuuuughhhhh.

take a picture of yourself right now.
don't change your clothes, don't fix your hair... just take a picture.
post that picture with NO editing.
post these instructions with your picture.





and no, i didnt even rotate it. bah.

Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, stunned by your arrival. Who is this sadistic fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?


Stage Two
Next, you must obliterate the internet. This will all be done from a haunted woods, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will lose their minds, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must let loose your plague of doom, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare fire you. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to send you all their money.

Return to 'So You've Decided to Be Evil'

anyone see truth in that?

lite beer hillbilly DIY hat! at greatgreengoods.com

totally rediculous.

and now, for my pre-halloween satirical goth makeup how-to:


How To Apply Goth Makeup

so i was totally misguided on what i thought my job would be. i dont get to see any pictures barely. i basically process and send out jobs to print. like stickers and rolodex cards.. and those rolodex cards jammed up the printer like 5 itmes
i feel like hitting it with a baseball bat like in office space
actually someone has that"is this good for the company?" banner
its just.. my computyer is hella slow
i had to completely quit cold turkey at walmart
they are NOT flexible with hours

so i came home from my first full time job tired and depressed because i couldnt go out the polite way and wait two weeks because of HR's hours (8-4:30) and my hours at Walmart (3 or 4-11)

however, tomorrow im bringin the iPod, a framed pic of me my sister and Cameron(super cute) and some writing utensils for taking notes since i'm new

i still feel like crap.

i hope this doesnt last long.

hopefully plans will work out and ill get to go see jamie at olivet this weekend, well, who knows we might not stay THERE.. i'd be super happy to see my jamie.

So, suprise, I got an email from Beth Moore last night asking for an interview so I came in at 10 this morning and I got an offer. starting at 8 tomorrow. Now I have to either fanagle my hours around at Walmart, or quit.
With HR in the corporate office, its full time seasonal, which means full time hours, but not a year round syteady stream. BUT, if I learn the software and learn it well, I'll be asked to come back after the short break in December, and hopefully I will. the hourly pay is just shy of 2 bucks more than I am getting at Walmart, which is really nice. If you wanna know.. its $9. And its 8-4:30 or 8-5, and I work usually 4-11 at Walmart but now its turning into sometimes 3-11. If they'd let me work 4 hours a day .. maybe I will have to quit.
Any advice?
I dunno if I wanna work 8-11 5 days a week.. thats a little taxing for someone with anxiety disorder.
Heck thats taxing for ANYone.

Calculus

85% on the math final and 84.6% in the class!!! I RULE!!!!

I screamed. I hugged my mom, and went downstairs to hug my dad which confused him (lol)

this is what happened today after getting a 60% on the 1st try out of 2 of the same test (different questions, same subject matter)




Never EVER a 100% on a math test.

last time I got a really good grade in this class (like a high B or low A or something) Mom did a headstand in the corner of the hallway...
picture that.

yeah.

hehe.

also: i was falling asleep trying to study this morning because my mom was on my computer til 3am!! learning the stuff so she could help me study. so i drank 2 Red Bulls at work. chugged, really. and not in a row. but still.
ADRENALINE!

now time for sleep.
assessment tomorrow and TEST day after.

4 days in a row of math quiz/test things.

they couldnt spread this out any more? from thursday til .. like 5 days later i have NOTHING . in that class.

anywho,
summation: yay.

ATTN:

Aliz. I'm off tomorrow, so if you're not busy we can hang out and catch up like we've been meaning to.

i hate it when other peoples' lives change.
i hate it when mine changes.
i cant keep up with either.

totally irrelevant to anything