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31 March 2005 @ 12:08 am
The fic of wonderment, woo!  
Lol, don't read this if you do not like yaoi. There are some definite boy love themes here. Nothing too horrible, but Stallion, I'm forbidding you from reading this ^^.

Disclaimer: I've barely watched any Prince of Tennis, so I don't even know who it belongs to. The point is, it doesn't belong to me, or else there'd be a lot more gratuitous naughtiness. Yes, especially in inappropriate places. Nothing is sacred!

Title: A Tale of Men, Mice, and Exhibitionism
Author: M [info]snowym
Pairing: InuKai
Rating: R
#9 - Cat and mice for [info]30_cracks
Warnings: If you like the restaraunt Chuck E. Cheese's, you may be scarred.
[info]fffshuuu’s line: "Not knowing what else to do, Inui grabbed Kaidoh's arm and pulled him close."
Word Count: 660
Note: Beta'd by [info]fffshuuu and [info]disutansu.
Special Thanks: This is dedicated to [info]fffshuuu and [info]disutansu, because they are the wind beneath my wings. Mwhahaha ^^!

Not knowing what else to do, Inui grabbed Kaidoh's arm and pulled him close. It was the only logical thing to do-- or illogical. Depends on your viewpoint.

Inui hated kids, but Kaidoh HAD to drag him into Chuck E. Cheese's. If he had to put up with screaming kids, Kaidoh would have to put up with some hanky panky behind the robotic band of Chuck and Co. Afterwards though, they could play a nice round of skiball. Possibly a game of strip skiball, that would be much more fun. The children who would inadvertently see them would gain a new life lesson, so only good outcomes were available to everyone in the future.

But for now-- Inui's glasses glinted evilly, as he looked down upon a blushing Kaidoh crushed to his chest. For now, Inui would get something that he wanted from this evening. Kaidoh was dragged onto the stage, steered between the saxaphone playing duck and piano playing dog, and shoved behind the curtain. Never had Chuck E. Cheese's been so appealing to Inui before. They would have to frequent it more, he decided, as he sucked on Kaidoh's collar bone.

Inui's lips nipped lightly down Kaidoh's chest. Kaidoh trembled under Inui's lips and hands. It was all just so scandalous. Making out in a children's restaraunt? Any worker, or even worse, Chuck E. Cheese himself could walk in on them! Kaidoh gave another shudder. He glanced to the side for some reason, and felt tiny, beady eyes on him. A mouse sat on the ground motionless, glassy eyes seemingly aimed at them.

Inui kissed each new expanse of skin opened to him as each button came undone- pop, pop, pop. Kaidoh's knees wobbled. Maybe he was an exhibisionist at heart? He couldn't shake the feeling of eyes on him, so he just went with it. This whole situation was weird enough.

He and Inui had been hungry, so Kaidoh persuaded him into the children's food place, worried that if they had walked any further to a different restaraunt, his stomach would cave in. Kaidoh looked down at his stomach, which Inui was currently kissing, and going ever lower... No, Inui wouldn't go that far. This was the first time they'd ever touched like this. Kaidoh couldn't deny his ever growing attraction to Inui, so it's not like he minded-- but... They were in Chuck E. Cheese's! It couldn't be that romantic. A pop!, then a zzzzz-hiss as a final button and zipper were undone, and all Kaidoh could do next was throw his head back, squeeze his eyes shut tight, and hope the robotic band played at least one more song to cover up the moans he knew were escaping his lips.

His eyes darted to the side, seeing the mouse still staring beadily at them. They must've been a sight. Kaidoh, head thrown back and cheeks flushed. One hand touching his own trembling lips, while the other found purchase in Inui's hair, Inui, who was currently on his knees in front of Kaidoh, mouth and hands sucking and touching-- Kaidoh couldn't take it anymore, squeezing his eyes shut and letting a soft "Inui-senpai!" escape in a low, breathy tone. His knees finally gave out, as he slid down onto the dirty, slightly sticky floor beside Inui.

Even in the darkness behind the curtain, Inui's eyeglasses glinted. Kaidoh reached up and slid the glasses off of his senpai's face, which were extremely fogged up by now, and proceeded to kiss him silly. The final song of Chuck and Co.'s band ended, unnoticed by the two locked in a passionate kiss.

Maybe this wasn't too strange-- Kaidoh thought as he pushed Inui's coat off of his broad shoulders, and started tugging the shirt out of the waist of his pants. He wouldn't mind if this became a normality, as long as Inui senpai didn't try to get him to play any kinky games, like strip skiball, or something silly like that.

The mouse scampered away.

~owari~

I doubt Japan even has any Chuck E. Cheese's restaraunts, but I was on crack or something, I suppose. I know, I'm scary. Sorry ^^. Maybe you can find it in your heart to love me anyway ^^;.
 
 
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Chibimono presents: BRONZE PAIR![info]fffshuuu on March 30th, 2005 11:40 pm (UTC)
OMG! I HEART the crack-i-ness of it all! XDDDDDD
*wants to play strip skiball with Inui >3*
M[info]snowym on March 30th, 2005 11:59 pm (UTC)
Yay for crack!fics ^^!

As do we all, as do we all. It is the game for the strong, and the weak get left wearing boxer shorts.
Chibimono presents: BRONZE PAIR!: WTF?![info]fffshuuu on March 31st, 2005 12:04 am (UTC)
Yes, boxer shorts... That is, if they have any on underneath... >D
M[info]snowym on March 31st, 2005 12:06 am (UTC)
Lol, you think Inui and Kaidoh are that skanky? Hmm... It is a possibility ^^. Mwhahaha ^^!
M[info]snowym on March 31st, 2005 01:56 am (UTC)
AHH! I didn't give Kaidoh and boxer's or anything in this fic! *gasp* I'm so bad ^^. I didn't ever realize. Kaidoh goes commando, he's such a kinky boy ^^;.
Helen: Huh? [by sidh][info]disutansu on March 30th, 2005 11:44 pm (UTC)
Any worker, or even worse, Chuck E. Cheese himself could walk in on them!

I find it amusing that he's not worried about corrupting/scarring the minds of the small children. XDDD

You should do a sequel with strip skiball... *COUGH*
M[info]snowym on March 30th, 2005 11:58 pm (UTC)
Yay for strip skiball! And you say Chibimono is pervy, lol ^^.

Children get corrupted and scarred all the time, seeing two guys making out would be a breeze for any kid, I'm sure. Or not o.O;.
Helen: Sex!Ishida [by roark28][info]disutansu on March 31st, 2005 12:12 am (UTC)
She's pervy-er, of course. I mean "Feel Myself"? Come on...

Parents try so hard to keep them innocent, but really... the earlier they get corrupted, the better off they'll be.
M[info]snowym on March 31st, 2005 12:38 am (UTC)
I dunno about that. Then they might turn out like me o.O;.
Helen: Fffshuuu [by timeturner][info]disutansu on March 31st, 2005 09:03 pm (UTC)
Is that a bad thing? O.o; XD
M[info]snowym on March 31st, 2005 09:22 pm (UTC)
I like to think so ^^;. I would rather not have a whole generation of "me"'s. We'd be doomed, doomed I tell you!
COMRADE FUZZ[info]fuzzmonkeys on March 31st, 2005 09:48 am (UTC)
Parents try so hard to keep them innocent, but really... the earlier they get corrupted, the better off they'll be.

It's really funny how parents go about that. The only ones I know who have been successful are the ones that practically lock their kids up, but you just know they're going to go crazy in college, in at least one sense of the term. Personally, I've been sheltering my mom since I was about eight. I'd make sure to change the radio or TV station if I knew it was something my mom would freak out about me watching/hearing, but I'd have no issues with it if she wasn't around.
Helen: Huh? [by sidh][info]disutansu on March 31st, 2005 10:44 pm (UTC)
I really don't know how I'll go about it. It's like... it's good to know that the world isn't perfect. There ARE violence and stuff out there so I understand having to hide it from your kids when they're younger, but teaching them that is good... too?

[/nonsensical babbling]
Chibimono presents: BRONZE PAIR!: Naked Inui-sempai[info]fffshuuu on March 31st, 2005 12:02 am (UTC)
OMG! *points at [info]disutansu!* YOU SAY I'M A PERV!

*wants strip skiball, too* >3
M[info]snowym on March 31st, 2005 12:05 am (UTC)
Lol ^^. *hugs your icon* Now now, I'm sure she meant it in the most charming, and wonderful of ways ^^.
Helen: Cute!Sota [by chibi_rei][info]disutansu on March 31st, 2005 12:13 am (UTC)
*is a sweet, innocent, little angel*

0=)
Helen: Got a problem with that? [by timeturner][info]disutansu on March 31st, 2005 12:12 am (UTC)
YOU ARE A PERV!!! PERVY-ER THAN I AM!!! WHO WOULD THINK THAT ABOUT "FEEL MYSELF"!?
M[info]snowym on March 31st, 2005 12:44 am (UTC)
Lol, what is all the "FEEL MYSELF" talk ^^?
M[info]snowym on March 31st, 2005 01:58 am (UTC)
Lol, nevermind. I remember now. Come on, you have to admit, that's a pretty kinky title. Someone's just asking to be harassed if they name their song that o.O;.
Saru[info]joshua_glass on March 31st, 2005 09:52 am (UTC)
Is this song on par with "I Touch Myself" by the DiVinyls?
春の唄: Kaidoh[info]harunouta on March 31st, 2005 12:26 am (UTC)
OMG!
I have a request, can you write strip skiball next time???
Pleeeeeeeease...
M[info]snowym on March 31st, 2005 12:42 am (UTC)
Lol, I have a feeling that skiball is going to become a cult sport now. What have I done?! *falls to knees and weeps*
COMRADE FUZZ[info]fuzzmonkeys on March 31st, 2005 09:42 am (UTC)
Well, I've always liked skiball, but now there'll be wonderful mental images to accompany it. ^_^

Love the fic, the absurdity and crack-ness of it is great! ^^
M[info]snowym on March 31st, 2005 09:45 am (UTC)
Its my goal in life to taint everyday/seemingly innocent activities for people. Its what I do ^^. So I'm glad that I could give you InuKai images as you play a round of skiball.

*bows* I'm supremely glad you liked my crack, in fanfic form ^^.
COMRADE FUZZ[info]fuzzmonkeys on March 31st, 2005 09:57 am (UTC)
It's my goal in life to taint everyday/seemingly innocent activities for people.
XD You should totally make that into a series. A string of fics entirely designed to corrupt things. Like, next Monopoly, then Scotch tape, etc. XD

Well. Maybe not the last one. Although I don't think Scotch tape would hold very well for that...

Hey! Question about Strip Skiball: would they only strip if they got zero points, or anything less than 30, or what?
M[info]snowym on March 31st, 2005 10:49 am (UTC)
Lol, I could so write about Scotch tape ^^. I was already considering such a series. We'll see how far my warped mind can take me. This was my first fic attempt in 3 years, so hopefully it wasn't just a fluke that I wrote this ^^.

Umm... I'm gonna go with anything less than 40 requires an article of clothing to be removed. Cause we all know Inui probably has the percentage rates of him winning in such a situation all figured out. And so what if he happens to be prepared, wearing 4 shirts, 2 pairs of pants, and 8 pairs of underwear?
Jennifer[info]rikunghts on March 31st, 2005 06:41 am (UTC)
LMAO *dies* omg I'm not going to be able to go there again without staring the band and hoping they're back there XDDDDDD
M[info]snowym on March 31st, 2005 09:48 am (UTC)
*resurrects you* I'm glad I could make you suspicious of the Chuck E. Cheese band. The original act they were created, I'm sure, was to hide Inui and Kaidoh's indiscretions.
Mirakuru Mi[info]hellnaraku on March 31st, 2005 07:43 am (UTC)
*dies* We don't have these restaurants here where I live, but... LOL.
M[info]snowym on March 31st, 2005 09:49 am (UTC)
Don't ever go to one! If you've managed to avoid them for your whole life, you are one lucky person ^^. I'm glad you liked it, regardless of not knowing the terror that is the restaurant Chuck E. Cheese's ^^.
Mirakuru Mi[info]hellnaraku on April 1st, 2005 04:26 am (UTC)
Are they really THAT scary? >_O
M[info]snowym on April 1st, 2005 06:19 am (UTC)
Lol, I like to think so ^^;. Probably not.
Stacy[info]svz_insanity on March 31st, 2005 12:50 pm (UTC)
*dies laughing*

I find it oddly funny how Kaidoh didn't seem to care if little kids caught him and Inui playing around. Oh my god, strip skiball?! *loves that game* It's the only game I *like* at Chucky Cheese's! I don't live anywhere near one, so I'm saved. :D *has lovely mental images* Woot, InuKai. XD *loves*
M[info]snowym on March 31st, 2005 01:30 pm (UTC)
Yay, I'm glad you liked it ^^. Makes a girl proud.

All this talk of strip skiball. I'm going to have to actually try this out sometime o.O;. *plans to rent the whole of Chuck E. Cheese's out, sends invitations to Inui and Kaidoh*
(Anonymous) on March 31st, 2005 02:03 pm (UTC)
*Doesn't read* ._.
M[info]snowym on March 31st, 2005 02:06 pm (UTC)
Lol ^^! *covers Stallion's eyes*

Good job! I'm so proud of you ^^.
Mel[info]sweetkaiser on March 31st, 2005 03:15 pm (UTC)
omfg I love you.

that is the most scandalous fic I ahve ever read! *gasp*

what the hell are you smoking

...I wish to see sequels taking place in other delightfully public places! XD (Might I suggest a grocery store? Oh ho ho)
M[info]snowym on March 31st, 2005 09:20 pm (UTC)
*soaks in the love* I am smoking nothing, but am, in fact, high on life. And maybe just a teeeeny tiny bit high on spraypaint, but I promise that I am at least 57% high on life.

Hmm... Grocery store, eh? For some reason, cucumbers come to mind. Or not ^^;.

Inui: *throws Kaidoh down on a large pillow of Cheeto bags and has his way with him*
silverglory[info]silverglory on April 1st, 2005 08:45 am (UTC)
Mmmmmm. Having Kaidoh for a meal. Yum. XD <3<3
M[info]snowym on April 1st, 2005 10:45 am (UTC)
Yesh, Kaidoh is better than pizza and a game of whack-a-mole anyday (unless it is strip whack-a-mole ^^).
fuckface extraordinaire[info]kishmet on April 2nd, 2005 05:26 pm (UTC)

Okay, I just read this, and you know what? I hated Chuck E. Cheese's before, but now...I think I love it XDDD

Do I get to perv on Kaidoh if I go to that restaurant...?
M[info]snowym on April 2nd, 2005 06:28 pm (UTC)
Sorry, Inui is the only one allowed to perv on Kaidoh in that restaurant. BUUUT you can hit on any of the robotic animals in the band that you want, if you so desire (and I know you do) ^^.
Sasuke[info]jgal87 on June 18th, 2005 03:04 am (UTC)
^^;; XD ^__^ nice
 
 

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