| Nathan ( @ 2004-08-19 09:07:00 |
Somehow I bet you knew there'd be a rant from me today...
WARNING: here be sarcasm. LOTS of sarcasm. And rantage too.
A-Level exam results time once again.
Congratulations and very well done to everyone who has passed their exams.
Remember though; you haven't actually done well - you've really only passed because the exams are getting easier.
Seriously, it's got nothing at all to do with the years of hard work at school and much less to do with the hours and hours of revision and preperation time that you've put in over the past few months; all those long nights bent over the revision notes and past papers were all for naught. Exams are of course much easier than they were 20 years ago so really, there's no point in celebrating and being proud about how well you've done.
As fitting for the occasion, I think it's best proven mathematically:
GBM'S FIRST RULE ON EXAM RESULTS:
The pass rate of any exam is inversely proportional to the difficulty level of the exam.
Therefore using the above rule, it must be the case that, as success rates rise, exams become easier.
SNATHE'S FIRST AMENDMENT TO GBM'S FIRST RULE:
The pass rate of any exam is directly proportional to the amount of criticism and twaddle spouted by 'experts' about the simplicity of exams.
The amendment can also be reversed: so using the above rules it must be the case that as success rates rise, the number of people complaining about the exams will increase.
WHY, in this country, do we delight in being so bloody critical and cynical whenever there's a piece of news reporting some kind of success? Why must these people IMMEDIATELY insist (and moreover, why do some of the people GET PAID FOR INSISTING) that standards are slipping? I somehow think that if, by some chance the exam pass rate had dropped this year, these same talking heads would all switch track and be saying "aha, pass rates are down, so our students must be getting stupider now."
I wonder...do these critics have children of their own who are receiving A-Level results today? If so, how do they react on hearing about their results? Are they full of praise and pride or do they go into journalistic mode and start the "they're just getting easier" mantra? I sincerely hope it's the former.
Show me proof - concrete, black-and-white, set-in-stone PROOF that the exams are indeed easier than 5/10/20 years ago and then yes, I'll rightly jump on the bandwagon. Until then, to all the critics insistent on rubbishing the exam students today, you are indeed entitled to your own opinion - but just for one day, why don't you just all shut up and actually praise these students on a job well done instead of pissing on their bonfires as you all seem to take so much pleasure in doing.
WARNING: here be sarcasm. LOTS of sarcasm. And rantage too.
A-Level exam results time once again.
Congratulations and very well done to everyone who has passed their exams.
Remember though; you haven't actually done well - you've really only passed because the exams are getting easier.
Seriously, it's got nothing at all to do with the years of hard work at school and much less to do with the hours and hours of revision and preperation time that you've put in over the past few months; all those long nights bent over the revision notes and past papers were all for naught. Exams are of course much easier than they were 20 years ago so really, there's no point in celebrating and being proud about how well you've done.
As fitting for the occasion, I think it's best proven mathematically:
GBM'S FIRST RULE ON EXAM RESULTS:
The pass rate of any exam is inversely proportional to the difficulty level of the exam.
Therefore using the above rule, it must be the case that, as success rates rise, exams become easier.
SNATHE'S FIRST AMENDMENT TO GBM'S FIRST RULE:
The pass rate of any exam is directly proportional to the amount of criticism and twaddle spouted by 'experts' about the simplicity of exams.
The amendment can also be reversed: so using the above rules it must be the case that as success rates rise, the number of people complaining about the exams will increase.
WHY, in this country, do we delight in being so bloody critical and cynical whenever there's a piece of news reporting some kind of success? Why must these people IMMEDIATELY insist (and moreover, why do some of the people GET PAID FOR INSISTING) that standards are slipping? I somehow think that if, by some chance the exam pass rate had dropped this year, these same talking heads would all switch track and be saying "aha, pass rates are down, so our students must be getting stupider now."
I wonder...do these critics have children of their own who are receiving A-Level results today? If so, how do they react on hearing about their results? Are they full of praise and pride or do they go into journalistic mode and start the "they're just getting easier" mantra? I sincerely hope it's the former.
Show me proof - concrete, black-and-white, set-in-stone PROOF that the exams are indeed easier than 5/10/20 years ago and then yes, I'll rightly jump on the bandwagon. Until then, to all the critics insistent on rubbishing the exam students today, you are indeed entitled to your own opinion - but just for one day, why don't you just all shut up and actually praise these students on a job well done instead of pissing on their bonfires as you all seem to take so much pleasure in doing.