Day #16
So today I was like, “What should I do for Snape-a-Day?” and then I was all, “I feel like writing some slash.” But then I was like, “I also feel like writing some haiku.”

And then I had an idea.



Severus/Lucius

Oh, my! I never
knew that canes had so many
practical uses.


Severus/Remus

Not now, Severus.
You know I’d love to, but it’s
that time of the month.


Severus/Argus

Can we shut the door?
You know how much I hate it
When your cat watches.


Severus/Percy

Now that you’re Head Boy,
it’s high time you learned what it
means to be punished.


Severus/Sirius

Here, Blackie. I’ve got
a bone for you to bury.
What a good doggie.


Severus/Draco

Must say, Draco, your
dad’s not as blessed. Why do you
think he bought that cane?


Severus/Harry

Another zero,
Potter. Detention again.
(Don’t forget the lube.)


Severus/Neville

Ten points from your House!
Swelling Solvent all over!
Oooh, wait. Never mind.




~Alex