Smashbot says, "SMASH!"

7:43am: I would totally go on the Zombie Walk, but I have to attend a werewolf Bar Mitzvah that day.

9:47am: As some of you may know, my wife is in her last year of med school and is currently getting invited to various cities to interview for a residency position. Here is a list of possible cities I could be living in a from now. Tell me what you know about these places.

Kansas City
Saint Louis
Phoenix
Austin
Indianapolis
Chicago
Albany
Seattle
Houston


Spill it.

8:05pm: Corey!
You made the OWH.

http://www.omaha.com/index.php?u_page=1219&u_sid=10447916

Click on "Ribcage tattoos from parlors in the metro area".

10:14pm: Good column about the conventions and what they were missing
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7:16am: Survey about your significant other
1. They are watching TV. What are they watching?
Food Channel

8:53pm: Kelly and I just realized that today is our ten year anniversary. That blows my mind. 

7:07am:

9:09am: I'm at school watching a 5 hour video on professional responsibility for a test I have to take on Friday. We started 5 minutes ago and I'm already bored. 

1:00pm: Fremont comes to its senses
http://www.omaha.com/index.php?u_page=2798&u_sid=10393564

7:12pm: So a guy got shot in my front yard this morning. That was interesting.

12:23pm:  

4:51pm: Anything going on tonight?

12:12pm: Lobbying Fashion

Gentlemen, when meeting with state senators about proposed legislation, do not wear a tie with goofy alligators on it. 

So my elementary school principal is now the chairman of the insurance committee for the state senate. Neat.

4:10pm: Hit me up
Wii Number: 4725-5715-0317-7610

Mario Kart Number: 1891-2359-0525

7:21am: Wedding Fashion
1. Do not wear a button-down shirt with a suit. Button-downs are to be worn with sport coats, not suits.

2. Buttons on a suit coat are, from top to bottom, Sometimes, Always, Never. Meaning, if you are going to button your coat, you always button the middle  button, you CAN button the top button if you so choose. The bottom button should never be buttoned, and you should never, ever button only the bottom button.

3. Ties: The tip of the broad end should extend just to the top of your belt buckle, not your belly button.

4. Brown with black: There are different opinions on this front, but personally, I don't like it, and neither should you.

5. Tennis shoes with a suit: Dude, c'mon.

The ladies all looked fantastic.

Edit: This is a button-down shirt. Ignore the fact that it is denim (*blech*), and look at the collar. There are buttons for the collar to keep it down, hence the term, button-down.

7:19am: Congratulations Megan and Dave!

That was a ton of fun last night!

11:52pm: I've been watching How I Met Your Mother since I finished my finals and I just got to the episode with Barney on The Price Is Right.

Genius. 

10:09am: I had a dream that I got a C on my Taxation of Business Enterprises final and I woke up in a cold sweat.  Fucking nerd.


PS- The new Portishead is pretty incredible.

2:10pm: I am officially done with my second year of law school. FUCK YES!

7:17am: Anyone going to see Iron Man tonight?

11:12pm: Seinfeld is a fucking clip show tonight. UGH.

3:13pm: I've been studying at UNO all day and I've run into two other law students. The new addition to the library is nice. I think I'll study here tomorrow as well.

9:22am: Baseball is back!

1:31pm: I gave a closing argument today. Gross. I hope I never have to litigate. 

8:13pm: Corey took me to the mountains today and we shot some shit with a bunch of guns his friend owns. I am now a man.