(A small swarm of robo dwarf hamsters. There are at least eleven in this photo.)

GO GO GO

(on isis, Final Grades)

Day three of no internet, sans what I can steal from my roommate's port and random wireless.

Hungry. So hungry...

I don't get off on the ego masturbation that most positions of power entail. I just don't... care that I'm a leader, or president, or whatever. I only care about making those that depend on me happy.

That said... president is a hella stressful job. But I'm sure it'd be a lot better if I knew what the job entailed before I took it (and by took it, I mean had it thrust onto me). Whee.

Perhaps I should've slept for more than six hours... but it's all done.

Bravo, JK Rowling. And thank you.

...still no camera. :P

"Not enough money, offer more," it said in reply to my $50 offer. Bothersome. But I offered more, up to $75.

"Sorry, I don't haved," it said, sic. At the bottom, "sorry I didn't haved."

Sigh. I don't really get the joke. The passive search continues...

In other news, HP7 has been leaked. Be careful.

My beloved camera has been stolen for two weeks, as of tonight...

On the sign I left that said "Missing camera, reward" someone wrote "How much money?"

Does that mean they have it?

Today's Woot deal is looking nice right about now...

KAYNE WEST WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE?

Causing trouble, all the time. Yeahhhh.

I'll blog my RA travels soon enough.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cOBtMMWteA&mode=related&search=

I thought the type where people were dropping chain letters were bad...

The comments for this video are... are horrible. Bolding added be me.

• "nerd stupid fuck!! get a life. PS3 RULES!
  
• "and dude...the response is not the same, the sixaxis is via bluetooth, more goodie, that piece of crap is via a chord... no free will to live lol...and i dont care if it rummbles or not."
  
• --->Reply: "ya the cord is much much faster than the bluetooth
  and by the way PS3 are gay as hell its like a gient dildo so go shuve it up your ass cunt"
  
• "Whats the big deal about having vibration feature? It'd make the battery run down faster, and its for girls. Why do u think some dildos have a vibration feature? =P"

• "He's wearing a cast for masterbating all day cause he has no girlfriend"
  
• "Well done idiot, If i see you somewhere i am going to punch you SEVERAL(more than 3) to make sure you feel how stupid you are. " Note that he forgets to say times.
  
• "and he has... NO girlfriend...what a prick"
  
• "Lmoa this guy is so gay it sounds like he has a penis in his mouth this hole video(stupidest video ever)oh yea and i bet 5 bucks that cast on his hand is from carpel tunnel becuase he jerks off to meatspin"
  
• "He is stupid, how could he enjoy three ps3's at same time. He need to have six hands to play three ps3's anyway. He must be a second life nerd too... "

I love hardcore men stories. Like, men so manly that even guys love them a little bit.

Spring grades out.

Sigh.

DUR SPIDER PETER PARKER MAN DO I HAVE A GURLFRIEND?


( I LOVE PIE SPIDEY. )

Pokemon Diamond Trainer name: Danny 2019-6141-9988

Yep.

...will be destroyed soon.

Does anyone nearby have a picnic blanket I can borrow for Sunday's Flaming Lips concert?

Recently realized:

• Eternal Sonata is beautiful and I have an Xbox 360.
• Spiderman 3, which is pandering for my love of webslinging, Spiderman, posters, and the Spiderman font, all at the same time, will eat a bit of my cash away... but the Wii version of the 360 one?
• Waiting for Godot in PW3 won't be very hard because it hits in SEPTEMBER. Thank you, Capcom. I will wait five months with a happy smile.
• Textbooks are costly. Hooray used textbooks...

Kurt Vonnegut passed away last night.

So it goes.

Electrocution isn't just being electrified - it's dying from electricity. Suffocation, likewise, is being killed by asphyxiation, according to the OED.

I know it's a macabre topic, but are there any other words like that? Is there a word that means "being killed by stabbing?" Being hit by a bus? Falling star?

If this article on Fresh Fruit at Amazon.com doesn't make you laugh, the 916 reviews of Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz should. I mean, I know at least one person on my list won't laugh, but the others might.

( The 'Everything' Test. A ton of question, yeah. )

Apparently I'm an old man in disguise. I'm also greedy because I said that, given the chance, I'd have sex with my wife often.

In other news: I'm very much in limbo right now... I'm waiting on a lot of things, and a lot of those things depend on each other. I have a scholarship committee to hear back from (whee), an RA application to be judged on (Wednesday), which decides on where I'll be living next year (and summer), which would be paid for with the $25k loan I'm waiting on (I was pre-approved, and hopefully I'll be post-approved), which will also pay for my GRE (I did well enough on the pretest, but I could be better on the real one).

So it goes.

EDIT
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070208/ap_en_ot/anna_nicole_smith

Anna Nicole Smith collapses, dies at 39

Sick.

I'm sick, which means less of the coughing (though my throat says that it could happen) and stuffiness (my nose reports that it's still there) and more of a dizzy feeling. Information comes and goes like it normally does, getting copied as the headlines hit my head. It's less like an imprint today, though - more like a brick through my window, smashing my brain as an afterthought. Everything is taking some extra time to finish because I have to remember it's still going. Like this entry - I'm typing it while 30 minutes late to class. Uh oh.