I HAVE LIKE 5 MINUTES OF INTERNET TIME

WE HAVE A FLAT AND IT'S THE MOST AWESOME, AMAZING FLAT IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. IT'S TOP FLOOR WITH AMAZING VIEWS, HUGE ROOMS, BEAUTIFUL DECOR, MASSIVE KITCHEN WITH MODERN BENCHES/CUPBOARDS ETC AND A DINING TABLE. WE HAVE THE NICEST SHOWER I HAVE EVER SEEN AND A SEPERATE BATH WHICH IS BETTER THAN ANY BATH I'VE EVER HAD HERE OR AT HOME. AND WE HAVE A LIVING ROOM AND IT'S SO FUCKING GORGEOUS I ALMOST CRIED WHEN WE GOT IT I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE IT! IT'S NOT A STUDENT FLAT, IT'S A PROPER GROWN UP ONE AND WE'RE THE LUCKIEST FUCKING STUDENTS IN GLASGOW!

:D :D

PS HAPPY BIRTHDAY the_odd_one AGAIN FOR YESTERDAY ILU x

I just have to update with these photos because they are so funny

Lins uploaded them to facebook: they are from around Christmas I think.



The sachets of sauce we stole from Wetherspoons. Yes. Along with some menus and straws.



LOL



And LOL. Juvenile behaviour at its best, people!

Right. What the fuck am I going to do tonight? BORED.

I'm removed a few people from my friends list; nowt personal, and I wish you all well!

But look at this my friends. LOOK AT THIS. THIS IS AMAZING. AND HILARIOUS.

( FUCKING LOL )

LOOK HOW GAY. AHAHAHAHA. WHAT THE FUCK JAMIE DENTON? WHAT THE FUCK? Also lol Jesse Spencer's new hair = too funny. It's just the best picture in the world really, innit?

Anyway, see yers on the other side - probably won't update for a while. Essays then Easter hols and all that shit, aye? Laters. ♥

YOUTUBE HAS PERMAENTY BANNED MY ACCOUNT. FUCKERS. ABSOLUTE FUCKERS.

There is one thing to come out of this, though. The only things I had uploaded really were Shooting Stars clips. They weren't arsed about them before, but in the last few months I've noticed an unsuregence in the deleting of Reeves and Mortimer clips which has co-incided with Shooting Stars re-airing on the challenge channel and everytone seems to be talking about them again. A possibility of more series of Shooting Stars? Or just general Reeves and Mortimer? They need a comeback, they do.

Still, I am well pissed off. I had over 200 favourites and had uploaded 15 or so videos. I have forgotten half of what I had favourited there now. Fucking cunts.

I re-vamped my profile and interests slightly. It is better, go look!

I just saw the first episode of Ashes to Ashes. Words cannot even begin describe how I'm feeling right now. I had to go hide in my room afterwards in order to calm down. I LOVE YOU, GENE. I LOVE YOU. SO MUCH. SO, SO, SO, SO MUCH. MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF. IN FACT, YOU ARE MY LIFE. I OFFER YOU MY HAND, MY HEART, AND ALL MY POSSESSIONS! Marry me, O genius one!

I guess I really love Gene Hunt, ehy?

I heard he was dead last night round Alice's flat, and no-one could believe it. I know that I've never been a huge fan, but the upcoming Dark Knight made me get excited about him as an actor, and I was starting to think that he might be the next big thing in terms of actual acting talent. He was good in Brokeback Mountain, I'm Not There, The Brothers Grimm... I was actually becoming a bit of a fan. I'm still not a fan of his earlier films really, but appreciated them and knew a lot of people my age did. He seemed like a decent bloke. And I know thousands of people are dying everyday in worse circumstances, but for some reason his death has quite affected me. Unexpected, I suppose. He was only young.

I'm disgusted at the media coverage though. I'm sad to hear the news, but I could have waited at least a DAY before hearing it, not an hour after his death. With the fucking paparazzi hanging round his dead body like flies round a pile of dog shit. I forgot how much the media disgusts me sometimes. What a bunch of fucking cunts. Scum of the fucking Earth.

...and that's all I have to say? I know someone is going to post saying 'WILL EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT HEATH?' soon, but for the moment I really am upset about it. I'm not bawling my eyes out... but it's just so unexpected and I was and still am extremely excited about The Dark Knight. It's going to be weird watching it now.

~*~*~SPAZZ~*~*~



FUCK OFF HATERS, THIS SHIT IS GOING TO BE SPECTACTULAR.

Also, I'm back home. Wheeeee. :D

This is me trying to do my Sociology essay:

http://www.scroogeyourself.com/?id=1306758853

That is all x

I found this whilst researching for my sitcom essay:

In June 2006 it was announced that Sex and the City creator Darren Star will write and be executive producer of a US version (of Nighty Night), which has been commissioned for a pilot script

HA FUCKING WAY, FUCK RIGHT OFF. WHAT WITH THIS AND SPACED BEING RE-MADE IN AMERICA, I HAVE SERIOUSLY HAD ENOUGH. AND HOW THE HELL CAN THE CREATOR OF SEX AND THE COCKING CITY POSSIBLY DO NIGHTY NIGHT JUSTICE?? GET. YOUR. OWN. FUCKING. IDEAS.

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh am I annoyed!

...and whoever else who cares.

BECAUSE I CAN. AND BECAUSE SHE HAS REKINDLED MY LOVE FOR VIC AND BOB. AND BECAUSE SHE OBVIOUSLY WANTS ABOUT 1000 PICTURES OF VIC REEVES BEING SEXY.

OKAY, SO THERE ARE A LOT OF IMAGES HERE. AND I MEAN A LOT. BECAUSE I LIKE STARING AT THEM.

( 'Oh, Vic! You've got lovely hands!' )

also, that consititues about 1/4 of all the photos i have. i have more. that is scary y/n?

AND JUST FOR KICKS, THE most underrated characters from reeves and mortimer ever:



That was 17 years ago. 17 FUCKING YEARS AGO. HOW?? Christ!

Heee, I enjoyed that. I'ma spazz at heart. :D

OH MY GOD, EVERYONE, THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER IN THE ENTIRE WORLD:

BILL MURRAY SOUNDBOARD

AND HERE IS A PRANK CALL SOMEONE DID WITH IT:

I HAS A NEW CAMERA! It cost me £150! (should've been £200) - Eeep. BUT OH WELL I DON'T CARE BECAUSE IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

So, let that meme commence where people tell me to take pictures of what they want to see. Because I just want an excuse to take pictures KTHNX.

Oh, and it has a VIDEO RECORDER WITH SOUND!! YESSS. I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED A CAMERA THAT CAN DO THAT! AMATEURISH/ DRUNKEN FILMMAKING FTW.

To get you started, my beautiful face at work today. (cleaning of course I OBVIOUSLY don't have my own desk):



PS - the new series of Brainiac is CLASS.

fFUCK OFF SMOKING SHIT BAN COS YKNOW ITS SO FUCKING SHIT HOW IM NEVER GUNNA HAVE A PINT AND A TAB AGAIM IAM SO PISSED OFF I CANT FUDCKING EX[LAIN YOU CUNTS YOU HAVE NO FUCKING RIGHT ITWAS OKAY FOR SCOTLAND COS YOU KNEW IT WAS GOING TO BE OKAY AGAIN BUT LIKEM ITS NEVER GOING TO BE THE Same aEVER AGAIN SO LIKE FUCK OF

whY THE hELL AM I HERE OWHAT OKAY iam goinf Now lol i ahve to be at work tomorow YOU TWATS I HATE YOU. nash off you gets who are Pleased or whatever cos FUCKOFF. I NEDD SOME TOAST

GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY RUBBISH SHIT SHITE BOLLOCKS FUCKING BOLLOCKS WHAT RIGHT do you have to tell me what the fuck to do

aye well im going to bed now so fuck off

hugelaurie

LJ ABUSE ARE FUCKING BASTARDS. HER ACCOUNT HAS BEEN SUSPENDED BECAUSE SHE USED THIS ICON:


HOW THE FUCK IS THAT OFFENSIVE? CUNTS. NOT ONLY THAT, BUT ALL HER COMMENTS AND REPLIES HAVE DELETED TOO. WHAT THE FUCK. I KNOW SHE HAD A CHOICE TO DELETE THE ICON, BUT FOR FUCKS SAKE IT WASN'T LIKE HER ICON WAS DOING ANYONE ANY DAMAGE. PLUS, SHE'S HAD IT SINCE DAY ONE AND IT WASN'T LIKE SHE WAS JUST GOING TO DELETE IT.

LIVEJOURNAL, YOU CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF YOU SELL-OUT STUPID FUCKING BASATRDS.

ETA: LOL N/M HER ACCOUNT HAS BEEN UNSUSPENDED NOW.

Sorry everyone, friends cut. Not because I don't like you, but because we have nothing in common. I might find you very nice and personable, but if neither of us reads or comments on the other person's journal then there's no point, really. On your merry way and I hope life treats you well!

In other news, I am obsessed with these two songs. Oh man.

New Order- True Faith
Joy Division - Love Will tear us apart - The best song ever.

Okay, I know they're kind of obvious choices. But still.

I'm listening to the Vic Reeve's audiobook. It's fucking hilarious.

Sorry, but I'm afraid my F-list is too big for me to cope with.

And I'm going to de-friend a few people. Anyone who I de-friend: I'm not being mean, and I'm not being a bitch. It's for any of the following reasons:

>We have little in common
>You haven't updated your journal in a million years
>You never comment on my LJ, and I hardly ever comment on yours

If anyone is surprised that I haven't de-friended you, then that'll be because I hardly ever comment on your journal. And I'm sorry, but I read your entries and find your LJ interesting so I'm keeping you.

So I respectfully say goodbye, and I hope you all understand. Good Luck with whatever you're doing and I hope life treats you well :)

( My Films )

'A subtle blend of massive shitty blockbusters and credible indie pictures'