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Friday, May 16th, 2008
3:26 pm - This one's pretty good

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Thursday, May 15th, 2008
8:59 am - Our president, ladies and gentlemen
Not only does he say that his wartime sacrifice was to give up playing golf, out of respect for our service men and women, it turns out he lied even about that.

Only 250 more days of this asshole.

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Wednesday, May 14th, 2008
2:09 pm - Neat!
Newly released UFO files from the UK government

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Tuesday, May 13th, 2008
11:37 am - The most shocking news I've heard all day
Sex And The American Mom: 1 In 3 Report Getting Action On The Side:
The survey, "Sex and the American Mom," revealed that 34% of these married moms is in the midst of, or has already had, an affair. Think of three married moms you know and ask yourself, "Which one is cheating?"
Here I thought the internet was lying to me all those years.

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Friday, May 2nd, 2008
1:43 pm - Somebody get this man a cheeseburger!
I weighed in at 172 pounds today. As proud of myself as I am for getting in shape, as I approach the 160s I fear I'm reaching "waifishly thin" territory. Am I going to have to start wearing tiny jeans with white belts?

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Thursday, May 1st, 2008
1:08 pm - In the battle of Iraq, the United States and our allies have prevailed


Celebrating Five Years of Mission Accomplished

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Wednesday, April 30th, 2008
1:12 pm - Here comes a special boy
If you didn't know better, looking at pictures of me you might think I only owned one shirt.

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Tuesday, April 29th, 2008
9:41 pm - Hulk Hogan is watching you frolic.

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7:33 am - What? No.

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Monday, April 28th, 2008
2:27 pm - Better




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Friday, April 25th, 2008
9:01 am - Welcome to marketing without rules

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Thursday, April 24th, 2008
9:09 am - DAVID ARCHULETA IS AWFUL
WILL YOU PLEASE COME TO YOUR SENSES, AMERICA

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Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008
3:52 pm - I just got a spam email with the subject line
"Her musky pooper"

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Thursday, April 17th, 2008
11:14 am - Will there ever be a better headline than
"My Chemical Romance's Gerard Way Calls For An End To 'Emo' Attacks In Mexico"

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Tuesday, April 15th, 2008
3:53 pm - The Pope is coming
And I've got grape juice all over my nice-a white-a suit-a!

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Thursday, April 10th, 2008
8:00 pm - I thought that blog was about sports
Fire Joe Morgan:
(When did having zero intellectual curiosity about the world -- and a corresponding sneering contempt for those who have any -- become a positive character trait instead of a flashing warning signal that this person is a stubborn dummy?) (Oh -- right.)

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10:19 am - Words I don't get
How is it that a spendthrift is someone who's terrible with money, while a thrifty spender is someone who's good with it?

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Wednesday, April 9th, 2008
12:40 pm - This woman at work thinks my name is Matt
My name isn't Matt.

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Friday, April 4th, 2008
9:21 am - Surprisingly
All five members of the New Kids on the Block are looking pretty good. It's too bad none of them has turned into a bloated, drug-addicted mess.

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Thursday, March 20th, 2008
9:02 pm - The Onion is still pretty good
"Black Guy Asks Nation for Change"

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