A Long Walk to Ascension

2:36am: 15th Ascension, Hardcore Seal Clubber (Opossum), TeeTotaler, Day 3
Day 3

I started the day back in the treasury to work off the last of my buffs from the day before. I then went to go get my food's ingredients for the day, cook 3 gnocchettis and eat them (and 2 hot wings... since I no longer make my meat maid, I make 3 reagent meals, and then eat anything I find for the last 2 fullness points... any adventures/stats I get for them is gravy).

I then dived once again into the Daily Dungen... and got my last key I needed... w00-fucking-00t.

I now still needed some meat for my 5 shore trips, so it was back to the treasury. I then went to the sewer to get trinkets for my sweet rims and dinghy planks, and hit the moxie shore. Unfortunately, I got 3 stat advs in a row (I was hoping for the barbed wire fence, or snowcone vacations), so I needed to get a dense meat stack from the treasury to keep on shoring.

I hit the Moxie shore two more times, getting some more stats and some ice-cubes... bloody useless. I like to open up the island before I take on the bonerdagon, as I like to use the remaining 9 advs of arse-a'fire elixir buff adventuring in the pirate cove trying to get as much of the pirate disguise as possible.

So it was back to the cyrpt. Unfortunately, I was running really low on meat for soda waters, so after having to run away from a mini-boss, I went back to the treasury to get some meat for soda waters.

Armed with some buffs, I hit the Defiled nook and cleansed it. I then went to the defiled alcove, where I got beaten up... so I used my beaten up advs back in the treasury. I now had a nice enough stash of soda waters, so I was able to zip through Alcove, Cranny and Niche. So off I went back to the sewers to get a trinket for a jalapeno pepper. I cooked my arse-a'fire elixir... and took on the bonerdagon. He stopped my first LTS, but let through my second... which promptly one hit killed him... I freaking LOVE the Shillelagh and LTS.

So I used the next 9 advs in the pirate cove, where I picked up the full disguise AND the guitarrr... score!

Then I was a little lost. I went to the labs, trying to get another reagent, but none dropped... so now I wanted stats, as I was just not getting enough for today. So I had a peak at the different menagerie levels, but the monsters there do not drop enough meat. So with my 10 advs left in the day, I decided (on a goof), to see how far I could go to try get my /oPoly. I got teleportis twice without getting the Plus sign... enough said.



[MC:11] ( 8) Treasury [-8]


Diet:
Gnocchetti [(29)  0 / 48 /  0]
Gnocchetti [(30)  0 / 47 /  0]
Gnocchetti [(26)  0 / 48 /  0]
Hot Wing   [( 2)  0 /  3 /  0]
Hot Wing   [( 2)  0 /  2 /  0]



Level 7

Muscle: 75 (base: 49)
Myst: 44 (base: 37)
Moxie: 48 (base: 37)

Meat: 1584

Turns Played (this run): 413
Days Played (this run): 3

Advancement:
You must gain 4 Muscle to advance to level 8.

Crown of the Goblin King
Bjorn's hammer
Stainless Steel Slacks

Hamethyst Necklace
Porq Necklace
Badass belt



ITEM CHECKLIST FOR THE LAIR:

the doors:
[ ] Tasty Fun Good Rice Candy (or other candy)
[x] wussiness potion
[ ] thin black candle

the keys:
[x] Boris Key
[x] Sneaky Pete Key
[x] Jarlesburg Key
[ ] Digital Key
[x] Skeleton Key
[ ] Richard's Star Key


stone mariachis:
[x] Stolen Accordian
[x] Guitarrr
[x] bone rattle

the tower:
[x] Sonar-in-a-Biscuit
[x] Baseball
[ ] Disease
[ ] Barbed Wire Fence
[x] Razor-Sharp Can Lid
[ ] Frigid Ninja Stars
[x] Spider Web
[ ] NG ([] Lowercase N [] Original G)
[x] Can of Hair Spray
[ ] Meat Vortex
[ ] PhotoproneutronTorpedo
[ ] Chaos Butterfly

the chamber
[ ] 4 red pixel potions

the final fight:
[ ] Wand of Nagmar ([x] Ruby W [ ] Metallic A [ ] Lowercase N [ ] Heavy D)

optionals:
[ ] Kick Back Cookbook
[x] Acid Squirting Flower
[ ] Photoproneutron Torpedos
[ ] Plot Holes
[ ] Wussiness Potions
[ ] Frigid Ninja Stars
[ ] Amulet of Extreme Plot Significance
[ ] Star Bucklers (or other damage absorbtion items)

4:13am: 15th Ascension, Hardcore Seal Clubber (Opossum), TeeTotaler, Day 2
Day 2

I started the day off in the treasury just to finish off some buffs I had on me from yesterday. Then it was off to the kitchens to get some grub. Since the Daily Dungeon was looking particularly easy (I must just say thanks to the guys and gals of Hardcore OxygeNation, who keep up a "Daily News" forum topic... helps me immensely) so I dived in and got my Boris key. W00t. Two for Two.

So i started in the Dark elbow. I got the butterknife, and went to the Dark Heart. But I ran out of meat (empathy and leash are expensive, dammit), so I had to go back to the treasury for a while. I was then back in the Dark Heart, where I got the Dodecagram... but still had not yet picked up my Wussiness potion or my Ruby W. But I moved on to the Dark heart anyway. I picked up the cnadles, and went back to the Dark heart for my NS quest items... but got beaten up. Since I still had elemental saucesphere on, I went back to the guano junction, as I still need a sonar-in-a-biscuit. I finally got it, so I went to the treasury next, and got 500 meat... so I went to the "Fun" house to try get a disease.

I was then back in the dark heart, where I finally got the W and potion I needed. So I completed the ritual, and made myself some hell ramen.

I then went to the labs to pick up a reagent.

With very few adventures left in the day, I started the cyrpt quest, but soon ran out of meat. When I got beaten up, I went to the "fun" house again, to try get a disease... but none dropped. So I once again spent the last remaining advs in the treasury getting some meat together for tomorrow's soda waters.


[MC:10] (40) Treasury [-7] getting rid of buffs
[MC:10] (33) Lucky Kitchen {2x grab bags = 3x sausage, 1x mushroom} [-2]
[MC:10] (31) Cook 2x SwS [-4]
[MC:10] (27) Eat 2x SwS [+58]
[MC:11] (85) Daily Dungeon {Boris Key} [-9]
[MC:11] (76) Dark Elbow {butterknife} [-7]
[MC:11] (69) Dark Heart [-13]
[MC:11] (56) Treasury [-12]
[MC:11] (44) Dark heart [-8]
[MC:11] (36) Dark Neck {dodecagram} [-5]
[MC:11] (31) Dark heart {candles} [-8]
[MC:11] (23) Dark neck [-1] beaten up
[MC:11] (22) Guano Junction {sonar} [-1]
[MC:11] (21) Treasury [-1]
[MC:11] (20) "fun" house [-1]
[MC:00] (19) Dark Neck {hellion cube, Ruby W, Wussiness} [-8]
[MC:00] (11) Cook Hell Ramen [-2]
[MC:00] ( 9) Eat Hell Ramen, 2x Hot wing [+29]
[MC:10] (38) Labratory {1x reagent} [-14]
[MC:05] (24) Defiled nook [-3]
[MC:05] (21) Sewer {WT, WT, X} [-3]
[MC:00] (18) Defiled Nook [-7] beaten up
[MC:11] (11) "Fun" house [-3]
[MC:11] ( 8) Treasury [-8]


Diet:
Skullheads [(28) 49 /  0 /  0]
Skullheads [(30) 50 /  0 /  0]
Hell Ramen [(25) 24 / 28 / 28]
Hot Wing   [( 2)  0 /  2 /  0]
Hot Wing   [( 2)  0 /  2 /  0]



Level 7

Muscle: 66 (base: 42)
Myst: 33 (base: 30)
Moxie: 52 (base: 30)

Meat: 1892

Turns Played (this run): 284
Days Played (this run): 2

Advancement:
You must gain 11 Muscle to advance to level 8.

Crown of the Goblin King
Bjorn's hammer
Stainless Steel Slacks

Hamethyst Necklace
Porq Necklace
shiny ring



ITEM CHECKLIST FOR THE LAIR:

the doors:
[ ] Tasty Fun Good Rice Candy (or other candy)
[x] wussiness potion
[ ] thin black candle

the keys:
[x] Boris Key
[x] Sneaky Pete Key
[ ] Jarlesburg Key
[ ] Digital Key
[x] Skeleton Key
[ ] Richard's Star Key


stone mariachis:
[x] Stolen Accordian
[ ] Guitarrr
[x] bone rattle

the tower:
[x] Sonar-in-a-Biscuit
[x] Baseball
[ ] Disease
[ ] Barbed Wire Fence
[x] Razor-Sharp Can Lid
[ ] Frigid Ninja Stars
[x] Spider Web
[ ] NG ([] Lowercase N [] Original G)
[x] Can of Hair Spray
[ ] Meat Vortex
[ ] PhotoproneutronTorpedo
[ ] Chaos Butterfly

the chamber
[ ] 4 red pixel potions

the final fight:
[ ] Wand of Nagmar ([x] Ruby W [ ] Metallic A [ ] Lowercase N [ ] Heavy D)

optionals:
[ ] Kick Back Cookbook
[x] Acid Squirting Flower
[ ] Photoproneutron Torpedos
[ ] Plot Holes
[ ] Wussiness Potions
[ ] Frigid Ninja Stars
[ ] Amulet of Extreme Plot Significance
[ ] Star Bucklers (or other damage absorbtion items)

10:45am: 15th Ascension, Hardcore Seal Clubber (Opossum), TeeTotaler, Day 1
Day 1

I am beginning to nail down my day 1's. Eat my pate, get the larva, make my jewelry (I decided this run to NOT get my usual porq bracelet, as I wanted to be using Thrust-smack and Lunging thrust-smack a lot, which will not fumble, so I got a porq necklace for the extra meat, a hamethyst necklace for the extra melee damage and a baconstone bracelet for the cheaper MP skills), get my web, my lid and stolen accordian. And, since today is a clover day, I immediately go make my epic weapon. I then do the tavern quest.

Now, onto the guano junction. I run out of meat for elemental, so I have to go to degrassi knoll for a while, to get the right amount of meat for the arena. I then do my 10 turns in the arena, and get another fucking lead necklace! I will have to go back to get my smile sharpening stone, as I feel I lost out on a 6 day ascension last time because I kept the lead necklace.

OK... So back to Degrassi knoll for some more meat, and I get beaten up. Doh! But I can hit the sewers for my beaten up advs. Then back to Degrassi where I pick up the last item I need to make my BMC.

So now I go back to the Guano junction, as I am still short some sonars. I eventually get three sonars, and a baseball, so I am still one sonar short. I decide to open up my guild store, get some wereseal blood and take on the Bossbat. Of course, using the medicinal herb BEFORE getting into the fight would have been a good idea. So I got beaten up again. So I decide to go to the guano junction for my three beaten up advs, to try get the last sonar I need. No go. So I go back and beat up the boss bat.

I still had 5 advs of elemental left, so i tried to get my 4th sonar AGAIN... and AGAIN I got no joy. But I did pick up some meat, so I went back to the arena and finally got my smile sharpening stone.

It was now time to forget items, and start pounding on the stats and meat. So I went to the treasury. I had quite a bit of meat, and decided to try ONE adventure in the "fun" house, just in case I got the disease, but got an acid shooting flower instead. Well, that will be handy for the final battle.

I then tried the Daily dungeon, but got stuck at a locked door. So I went into the misspelled cemetary and got 2 skeleton keys. But I was out of meat, so I went to the "fun" house to try get some meat and a disease... I got little of the former, and none of the latter. So I went back to finish the Daily dungeon, where I got a Sneaky Pete's key.

I now needed to get my food for the day, so i went to the sewer, and got a trinket, and went to the beanbat chamber and got 2 enchanted beans. I then cooked and ate my ISEBB and some boring spaghetti.

I then hit the harem, and got my disguise very quickly. So I burned a clover and got my perfume. And I then took out the Goblin King in one try... I LOVE Lunging Thrust-Smack.

The rest of the day I spent in the Treasury getting stats and meat.


[MC:00] ( 80) Eat 3x pate [+57]
[MC:05] (137) Spooky forest {larva} [-1]
[MC:05] (136) Ply jewelry {Hamethyst necklace, baconstone bracelet, porq necklace} [-9]
[MC:11] (127) Back Alley {web} [-1]
[MC:11] (126) Haunted Pantry {tomato, Lid} [-3]
[MC:11] (123) Sewer {stolen accordian, WT, X, Spices, WT} [-5]
[MC:11] (118) Money Making Machine {big rock} [-1]
[MC:00] (117) Tavern [-2]
[MC:11] (115) Guano junction {broken skull, 1x sonar} [-8]
[MC:11] (107) Degrassi Knoll [-9]
[MC:11] ( 98) Arena: Flaming Gravy Fairy [-9] (40 kills)
[MC:11] ( 89) Arena: Cheshire bat {lead necklace} [-1]
[MC:11] ( 88) Degrassi Knoll {rusty screwdriver} [-6] beaten up
[MC:11] ( 82) Sewer {WT, X, WT} [-3]
[MC:11] ( 79) Degrassi Knoll {BMC} [-2]
[MC:11] ( 77) Guano Junction {2x sonar, baseball} [-9]
[MC:11] ( 68) Brotherhood of the smackdown [-4]
[MC:04] ( 64) Boss Bat [-1] beaten up
[MC:11] ( 63) Guano junction [-3]
[MC:04] ( 60) Boss Bat {britches} [-1]
[MC:04] ( 59) Guano Junction [-5]
[MC:04] ( 54) Arena: Flaming Gravy Fairy [-9] (40 kills)
[MC:04] ( 45) Arena: Chashire bat {Smile sharpening stone} [-1]
[MC:00] ( 44) Treasury [-9]
[MC:00] ( 35) "Fun" House {acid squirting flower} [-1]
[MC:00] ( 34) Daily Dungeon [-6]
[MC:10] ( 28) Misspelled Cemetary {2x skeleton key} [-3]
[MC:10] ( 25) "Fun" House [-7]
[MC:10] ( 18) Daily Dungeon {Sneaky pete's key} [-5]
[MC:10] ( 13) Sewer {WT} [-1]
[MC:10] ( 12) Beanbat chamber {2x enchanted bean} [-5]
[MC:10] (  7) Cook ISEBB, Boring spaghetti [-4]
[MC:10] (  3) Eat ISEBB, boring spaghetti [+20]
[MC:10] ( 23) Harem {Disguise} [-6]
[MC:10] ( 17) Lucky Harem {perfume} [-1]
[MC:00] ( 16) Goblin King {crown} [-1]
[MC:10] ( 15) Treasury [-15]



Diet:
Retenez L'Herbe Pate                  [(16) 40 / 43 / 47]
Retenez L'Herbe Pate                  [(21) 50 / 41 / 47]
Retenez L'Herbe Pate                  [(20) 44 / 49 / 40]
Insanely Spicy Enchanted bean Burrito [(10)  0 / 31 /  0]
boring noodles                        [(10)  7 /  7 /  6]



Level 5

Muscle: 53 (base: 27)
Myst: 26 (base: 21)
Moxie: 39 (base: 21)

Meat: 973

Turns Played (this run): 157
Days Played (this run): 1

Advancement:
You must gain 2 Muscle to advance to level 6.

Crown of the Goblin King
Bjorn's hammer
Boss Bat britches

Hamethyst Necklace
Baconstone bracelet
shiny ring



ITEM CHECKLIST FOR THE LAIR:

the doors:
[ ] Tasty Fun Good Rice Candy (or other candy)
[ ] wussiness potion
[ ] thin black candle

the keys:
[ ] Boris Key
[x] Sneaky Pete Key
[ ] Jarlesburg Key
[ ] Digital Key
[x] Skeleton Key
[ ] Richard's Star Key


stone mariachis:
[x] Stolen Accordian
[ ] Guitarrr
[ ] bone rattle ([x]Broken Skull []Skeleton Bone) OR tambourine ([] Tamborine bells [ ]Gnollish Pie Tin)

the tower:
[ ] Sonar-in-a-Biscuit
[x] Baseball
[ ] Disease
[ ] Barbed Wire Fence
[x] Razor-Sharp Can Lid
[ ] Frigid Ninja Stars
[x] Spider Web
[ ] NG ([] Lowercase N [] Original G)
[x] Can of Hair Spray
[ ] Meat Vortex
[ ] PhotoproneutronTorpedo
[ ] Chaos Butterfly

the chamber
[ ] 4 red pixel potions

the final fight:
[ ] Wand of Nagmar ([ ] Ruby W [ ] Metallic A [ ] Lowercase N [ ] Heavy D)

optionals:
[ ] Kick Back Cookbook
[x] Acid Squirting Flower
[ ] Photoproneutron Torpedos
[ ] Plot Holes
[ ] Wussiness Potions
[ ] Frigid Ninja Stars
[ ] Amulet of Extreme Plot Significance
[ ] Star Bucklers (or other damage absorbtion items)

3:30am: 14th Ascension, Hardcore Disco bandit (Opossum), TeeTotaler, Day 7
Day 7

Today sucked... today sucked SO badly, I was almost in tears. No... not really. Well... almost... 79 advs I had to break the record. Should have been easy. It took me just 30 advs to get to level 11, get my digital key and start to ascend. The NS quest can normally be done in around 20-25 advs, barring any bad back farming you need to do for Tower Monster combat items.

I went into the tower missing THREE of the TWELVE items that can be used. I had to back farm ALL THREE MONSTER ITEMS!! ALL THREE!!!

It made me ascend in 65 adventures. SIXTY-FIVE adventures.

So I quickly used the last of my buffs in the castle. Then I got, made and ate my food. I only made 2 reagent dish foods, as I wanted to keep a reagent back, just in case.

So I then went to the castle, and hit 2 Moxie stat advs in a row and got to level 11. So I went to the 8-bit realm and got 2 more Red pixel potions, and a digital key.

That took 30 advs.

Now I started ascending...

I zapped one of my other keys into my Boris key, as I wanted to keep my Boris ring for the NS fight.

So the golems only took 3 advs, and getting the key and opening the door another 2 adventures. Kewl.

I decided to take my lime with me for my first 4 tower fights, and my mosquito for the last 2 tower fights and the shadow fight.

Floor 2, and I get the beer batter... dammit... Put on my drop familiar and it took me FIFTEEN advs to get the baseball.

Floor 4, and I got the easel... dammit fuck... On goes the drop familiar again, and it took me eight advs to get the disease.

Floor 5, and Kaaewen gets to laugh at me. So since I had at least 1 definate zap left in the wand, I thought I'd go get the white picket fence. A mere 23 advs later, and I zapped and exploded my white picket fence and wand (in that order). I should have levelled up my other familiars here... I'll remember for next time.

So with the tower complete, I took on the Shadow. The first familiar I needed to level was my mosquito, the second was my lime... so it only took me 1 adv to get past both familiars.

I now had 2 advs left in the day, and I needed at least 1 adventure to ascend. So, I decided to eat up to full (so my Chronic indigestion was at full strength). Since I was going to eat anyway, I might as well get the most amount of advs as i could, so I made my last reagent pasta dish and ate it.

I then had this for a fight... (talk about the RNG love... finally, something went my way)

Round	Attack/Item	Success?	Effect	Familiar	NS Damage	Remaining HP	Remaining MP	Damage to NS
First form						92	75
Round 1	She Hits				7	85	75	0
Round 2	Disco Face Stab	y	18	23		85	65	41
	She shimmers
Round 3	Chaos Butterfly	y		12	6	79	65	53
	She shimmers
Round 4	Lunging Thrust-Smack	y	27	14		79	57	94
Round 5	Lunging Thrust-Smack	y	36		6	73	49	130
Round 6	Plot Hole	y	22		6	67	49	152
	She shimmers
Round 7	Torpedo	n			6	61	49	152
Round 8	Frigid Ninja Stars	y	25	31		61	49	208
Form 2
Round 1	She hits				5	56	49	0
Round 2	Disco Face Stab	y	16		6	50	39	16
Round 3	Melee Wand Use	n			5	45	39	39
Round 4	Doc Galaktik	y	+20HP		5	60	39	55
Round 5	Doc Galaktik	n			6	54	39	55
Round 6	Doc Galaktik	y	+18HP			72	39	55
	She heals
Round 7	Plot Hole	y	25			72	39	80
Round 8	Melee Wand Use	y	19	17	9	63	39	116
	She shimmers
Round 9	Disco Face Stab	n			8	55	29	116
Round 10	Disco Face Stab	y	15			55	19	131
Round 11	Lunging Thrust-Smack	n			5	50	11	131
Round 12	Chronic Indigestion	n				50	6	131
Round 13	Chronic Indigestion	y	26	12		50	1	169
Round 14	Doc Galaktik	n			5	45	1	169
Round 15	Doc Galaktik	y	+20HP		5	60	1	169
Round 16	Plot Hole	y	25			60	1	194
Round 17	Plot Hole	y	22		9	51	1	216
Round 18	Plot Hole	n			8	43	1	216
Round 19	Plot Hole	y	20			43	1	251

So I ascended as a Seal Clubber...


[MC:11] (40) Castle [-7]
[MC:11] (33) Lucky Kitchen {grab bag = 2x sausage, 1x mushroom} [-1]
[MC:11] (32) Make 2x SwS [-4]
[MC:11] (28) Eat 2x SwS [+54]
[MC:11] (82) Castle [-2] 2x Cat adventures
[MC:00] (80) 8-Bit Realm {2x Red PP, Digital key}
[MC:00] (64) Topiary Golems [-3]
[MC:00] (61) Get key [-1]
[MC:00] (60) Open Tower [-1]
[MC:00] (59) 1: Pretty Fly [-1]
[MC:00] (58) 2: Beer Batter [-1] run away
[MC:00] (57) Guano Junction {baseball} [-15]
[MC:00] (42) 2: Beer batter [-1]
[MC:00] (41) 3: Tex [-1]
[MC:00] (40) 4: Easel [-1] run away
[MC:00] (39) "Fun" House {disease} [-8]
[MC:00] (31) 4: Easel [-1]
[MC:00] (30) 5: COW [-1] run the fuck away
[MC:00] (29) Whitey's Grove {white picket fence} [-23]
[MC:00] ( 6) 5: Cow [-1] die, motherfucker!
[MC:00] ( 5) 6: Finger [-1]
[MC:00] ( 4) Shadows [-1]
[MC:00] ( 3) Arena: Mosquito [-1]
[MC:00] ( 2) Cook gnocchetti [-2]
[MC:00] ( 0) Eat Gnocchetti [+27]
[MC:00] (27) NS [-1]





Diet:
Skullheads [(26) 48 /  0 /  0]
Skullheads [(28) 52 /  0 /  0]
gnocchetti [(27)  0 / 48 /  0]


Wand use: Wolf mask --> Furry Pants

Level 10

Muscle: 72
Myst: 76
Moxie: 107

Turns Played (this run): 874
Days Played (this run): 7


Wolf Mask
wand
furry pants

Hamethyst necklace
Flaming Talons
Boris Ring


ITEM CHECKLIST FOR THE LAIR:

the doors:
[x] Tasty Fun Good Rice Candy (or other candy)
[x] wussiness potion
[x] thin black candle

the keys:
[x] Boris Key
[x] Sneaky Pete Key
[x] Jarlesburg Key
[x] Digital Key
[x] Skeleton Key
[x] Richard's Star Key


stone mariachis:
[x] Stolen Accordian
[x] Banjo
[x] bone rattle

the tower:
[x] Sonar-in-a-Biscuit
[x] Baseball
[x] Disease
[x] Barbed Wire Fence
[x] Razor-Sharp Can Lid
[x] Frigid Ninja Stars
[x] Spider Web
[x] NG
[x] Can of Hair Spray
[x] Meat Vortex
[x] PhotoproneutronTorpedo
[x] Chaos Butterfly

the chamber
[x] 4 red pixel potions

the final fight:
[x] Wand of Nagmar

optionals:
[ ] Kick Back Cookbook
[ ] Acid Squirting Flower
[1] Flaming Talons
[ ] Photoproneutron Torpedos
[6] Plot Holes
[ ] Wussiness Potions
[ ] Frigid Ninja Stars
[ ] Amulet of Extreme Plot Significance
[ ] Star Bucklers (or other damage absorbtion items)

2:33am: 14th Ascension, Hardcore Disco bandit (Opossum), TeeTotaler, Day 6
Day 6 - Myst Day

I honestly do not know if I want to ascend today. If I did, I would be forced to do a Myst ascension (it would probably be a sauceror ascension, which would end after the muscle days, so I would then do an AT run to use the Scarf effectively)... and I really want to do 2 Seal Clubber runs right after each other (to get Rage of the reindeer and thrust-smack, in that order... but now I think I will get it the other way around, as I NEED a low level, low MP, always hit attack early on in my ascension, and since I'll have the shillelagh on my second ascension I do not need rage right from the start).

So I did my 10 advs of Izchak's Blessing fueled advs for the first 10 advs of the day. Then, because of other buffs that last 20 advs, I then spent some advs in the 8-bit realm. I then got ingredients and then made my food. And then I ate the food.

I then tried to adventure as a Muscle class in the castle with the shillelagh (and the talons, and Hamethyst necklace). While I was surviving, it was costing me WAY too much in healing (as I was not able to do a one hit kill, I would need rage of the reindeer to be able to do that). So I brought the MCD down to 00 for the first time, and adventured as a moxie class, DFSing the monsters to get them low enough for me to have a long combat with them. Once I had the strategy worked out, I pushed the MCD back up to 10, and continued adventuring in the castle.

While adventuring in the castle, I picked up 2 wolf masks... so if I do not make it to being able to ascend today, at the end of the day I will zap one to make the furry suit.

When I finally got my second chore wheel, I went straight to the Hole in the Sky. I had still not yet gotten a moxie stat adventure (although I had gotten 2 muscle stat advs).

For the Hole in the Sky, since I had no reagent potions, I used my 3 ! potions to give me Izchak's Blessing, I used all my candy (except for 1 piece I held back for the NS quest) and A few other small bonuses (spikey hair, can of hair gel, moxious madrigal, etc). I also used my drop familiar, as it is more important to me to get through the Hole in the Sky as fast as possble then to get stats. I can get better stats in the castle, so I prefer to adventure there for stats after I finish in the HitS.

Well, it only took me 25 advs to get all the lines, stars and maps I needed for my three star items.

So I went back to the Castle where I got the stat whell really quickly and moved it back to the Moxie advs. I now had a few more moxie points to get. Needing about 20 advs left over to ascend, I was hoping that if I got enough Moxie stat advs in the 16 advs between now and when the last 20 for the day started, I could ascend today...

Well... I got FIVE chore wheel advs, and only ONE moxie stat adventure in the remaining THIRTY-SIX adventures for the day!

Even after donating again, I was still 3 Moxie stat points short...

... and I was short my digital key... doh!

So I zapped my wolf mask into a furry pants, and waited for tomorrow.

I'll definately ascend tomorrow. I have now done 779 advs. The current HC Teetotaler Disco Bandit record at the time was 7 days and 858 adventures. That gives me 79 advs to ascend to beat the record. Surely, not a problem. If I *do* do it, that will be the second HC Teetotaler record I broke in successive ascensions (having beaten the seal clubber record by a full day in my ascension before this one). Now, I like *not* being on the leaderboards... but the diamond in me also likes the fact that I could be there, if I wanted to.

[MC:11] ( 40) Castle {heavy D} [-10]
[MC:11] ( 30) 8-Bit Realm {3x Red PP} [-9]
[MC:11] ( 21) Lucky kitchen {grab bag = 1x sausage, 1x mushroom} [-1]
[MC:11] ( 20) Cook 2x gnocchetti, 1x SwS, 2x Hot wing [-6]
[MC:11] ( 14) Eat 2x gnocchetti, 1x SwS, 2x Hot wing [+89]
[MC:11] (103) Castle [-4] (as a muscle class)
[MC:00] ( 99) Castle [-1] Counterclockwise
[MC:00] ( 98) Castle [-3]
[MC:10] ( 95) Castle [-30] Counterclockwise
[MC:10] ( 65) Hole in the Sky {star crossbow, Richard Star key, star buckler} [-25]
[MC:11] ( 40) Castle [-4] Clockwise
[MC:11] ( 36) Castle [-36] (1x Cat adventure)
[MC:10] ( 00) Donate 20K to Moxie



Diet:
gnocchetti [(29)  0 / 71 /  0]
gnocchetti [(31)  0 / 72 /  0]
Skullheads [(26) 48 /  0 /  0]
Hot Wing   [( 2)  0 /  3 /  0]
Hot Wing   [( 1)  0 /  5 /  0]


Wand use: Wolf mask --> Furry Pants

Level 10

Muscle: 78 (base: 69)
Myst: 73 (base: 73)
Moxie: 160 (base: 101)

Meat: 14562

Turns Played (this run): 779
Days Played (this run): 6

Advancement:
You must gain 4 Moxie to advance to level 11.

Wolf Mask
Star Crossbow
Boss bat Britches

porquoise bracelet
porquoise necklace
Bonerdagon's Necklace



ITEM CHECKLIST FOR THE LAIR:

the doors:
[x] Tasty Fun Good Rice Candy (or other candy)
[x] wussiness potion
[x] thin black candle

the keys:
[ ] Boris Key
[x] Sneaky Pete Key
[x] Jarlesburg Key
[ ] Digital Key
[x] Skeleton Key
[x] Richard's Star Key


stone mariachis:
[x] Stolen Accordian
[x] Banjo
[x] bone rattle

the tower:
[x] Sonar-in-a-Biscuit
[ ] Baseball
[ ] Disease
[ ] Barbed Wire Fence
[x] Razor-Sharp Can Lid
[x] Frigid Ninja Stars
[x] Spider Web
[x] NG
[x] Can of Hair Spray
[x] Meat Vortex
[x] PhotoproneutronTorpedo
[x] Chaos Butterfly

the chamber
[x] 3 red pixel potions

the final fight:
[x] Wand of Nagmar

optionals:
[ ] Kick Back Cookbook
[ ] Acid Squirting Flower
[1] Flaming Talons
[ ] Photoproneutron Torpedos
[6] Plot Holes
[ ] Wussiness Potions
[ ] Frigid Ninja Stars
[ ] Amulet of Extreme Plot Significance
[ ] Star Bucklers (or other damage absorbtion items)

7:27pm: 14th Ascension, Hardcore Disco bandit (Opossum), TeeTotaler, Day 5
Day 5

I started the day by getting my food sorted out. Once that was done, I took 10 advs in the peak to get some meat for the day, and then went to the Daily dungeon... and got a Jarlseberg earring.

Since I missed doing the DD on day 1 AND day 2, I knew I would have to get the wand to get through this ascension, so I decided to go get it today, so that I could use it twice and still have 1 more definately zap if I got the cow. So I hit the greater-than dungeon and managed to get teleportis after I got the plus sign... yay! Then I got the oracle on my first adventure of teleportis... so I played out the other 4 advs, and went into the Dungeon of Doom. And fourteen advs later, I had my wand... whew... relatively painless. So I zapped my Jarlseberg earring, and got a Jarlseberg Key.

I now really wanted to get to level 10 quickly, so I donated 40K to the Hall of legends for my moxie. Some more adventures at the peak, and I donated another 10K. I was now really counting the advs to get to level 10. And I was blowing most of my meat (and not in that good way, either). A few more advs at the peak, and some more donating. I went to the sewer quickly (No idea why... probably to get trinkets for clovers for food later) and did a few more advs in the peak and i was finally at level 10.

I jumped straight to the PFA, and was completely through it in 30 turns. I had not picked up many items, so I had to use them sparingly. My Moxie was well over 130, so I was surviving quite easily with the MCD at 11. I also bought Disco Face stab, to quickly drop the power of monsters, so I could survive a long moxie fight with them.

Of course, I got beaten up in the second fight I had in the Castle. I had misread my left over HP. So then I buffed up again, and spent 10 advs in the castle. But I got no chore wheels, or stat advs.

If I want to ascend tomorrow, I will need to get 12 points in my muscle, 9 in my myst and a whopping 16 in my moxie. Doable, but I'll need a lot of moxie stat advs in the castle after I finish in the HitS. My main problem, though, is that I have NO spare reagents for my HitS advs. This is a problem.

So I started experimenting with my ! potions. I managed to find my Moxie potion without getting a bad one that would affect tomorrow's adventuring (I found the Myst reducing potion). And I got very lucky as I had 3 left after using the one I had experimented with. Whew.


Once again, the entire day was spent with the MCD at 11.


( 40) Lucky Kitchen {gb = 1x sausage, 2x mushroom) [-1]
( 39) Cook 1x SwS, 2x gnocchetti [-6]
( 33) Eat Sws, 2x Gnocchetti, 2x hot wing [+83]
(116) Icy Peak [-10]
(106) Daily Dungeon {Jarlseberg's earring} [-7]
( 99) Greater-than dungeon {plus sign} [-9] Teleportis
( 90) teleportis [-5] (oracle on first adv)
( 85) Dungeon of Doom {dead mimic} [-14]
( 71) Donate 40K to Moxie
( 71) Icy Peak [-4]
( 67) Donate 10K to Moxie
( 67) Icy Peak [-11]
( 56) Donate 10K to Moxie
( 56) Sewer {WT, WT, X} [-3]
( 53) Icy Peak [-7]
( 46) Penultimate Fantasy Airship {Metallic A, Torpedo, SOCK} [-30]
( 16) Castle [-2] beaten up
( 14) 8-bit Realm [-3]
( 11) Castle [-10]
(  1) 8-bit Realm [-1]



Diet:
Skullheads [(25) 47 /  0 /  0]
gnocchetti [(25)  0 / 47 /  0]
gnocchetti [(29)  0 / 50 /  0]
Hot Wing   [( 2)  0 /  2 /  0]
Hot Wing   [( 2)  0 /  3 /  0]


Wand use: Zap J earring --> J Key

Level 10

Muscle: 63 (base: 58)
Myst: 61 (base: 61)
Moxie: 164 (base: 88)

Meat: 11983

Turns Played (this run): 650
Days Played (this run): 5

Advancement:
You must gain 16 Moxie to advance to level 11.

Cornuthaum
Disco Banjo
Boss bat Britches

porquoise bracelet
porquoise necklace
Bonerdagon's Necklace



ITEM CHECKLIST FOR THE LAIR:

the doors:
[x] Tasty Fun Good Rice Candy (or other candy)
[x] wussiness potion
[ ] thin black candle

the keys:
[ ] Boris Key
[x] Sneaky Pete Key
[x] Jarlesburg Key
[ ] Digital Key
[x] Skeleton Key
[ ] Richard's Star Key


stone mariachis:
[x] Stolen Accordian
[x] Banjo
[x] bone rattle

the tower:
[x] Sonar-in-a-Biscuit
[ ] Baseball
[ ] Disease
[ ] Barbed Wire Fence
[x] Razor-Sharp Can Lid
[x] Frigid Ninja Stars
[x] Spider Web
[x] NG
[x] Can of Hair Spray
[x] Meat Vortex
[x] PhotoproneutronTorpedo
[x] Chaos Butterfly

the chamber
[ ] 4 red pixel potions

the final fight:
[ ] Wand of Nagmar ([x] Ruby W [x] Metallic A [x] Lowercase N [ ] Heavy D)

optionals:
[ ] Kick Back Cookbook
[ ] Acid Squirting Flower
[1] Flaming Talons
[ ] Photoproneutron Torpedos
[ ] Plot Holes
[ ] Wussiness Potions
[ ] Frigid Ninja Stars
[ ] Amulet of Extreme Plot Significance
[ ] Star Bucklers (or other damage absorbtion items)

4:11am: 14th Ascension, Hardcore Disco bandit (Opossum), TeeTotaler, Day 4
Day 4 - St Sneaky Pete's Day

So I was out of reagent food ingredients, so I needed for today to be a clover day. My heart sank when I found out it was not a clover day... but rejoiced when Jick put clovers in to the hermit at the insistence of folks wanting to take advantage of St Sneaky Pete's day. Whew... I got lucky there.

So my first stop was the sewers, and I lucked out. Seven trinkets from 10 tries... my kind of day. Unfortunately, the 4 grab bags I got were pretty barren, and I only eneded up getting 4 mushrooms. Bugger. And, to make matters worse, I clicked once too many and wasted an adventure in the kitchens. So I made my gnocchettis and ate them and some hot wings, and got down to adventuring at the icy peak.

I did 10 advs (I buff myself 10 advs at a time, and hope I make enough meat in those 10 advs to afford the soda waters to buff myself for the next 10 advs) as if I was a Seal clubber... Crown of the goblin king, shillelagh, boss bat britches, boris ring, hamethyst necklace and a shiny ring. There is nothing better than one hit killing yetis with a well placed Lunging thrust smack. Unfortunately, at between 2-3 soda waters PER combat, this was proving to be fairly expensive. So while I was making meat, I was not making as much meat as I wanted to be making. I can not wait to be back doing Myst class ascensions, as they are so much cheaper to run, thanks to the MMJs.

A quick detour into the Daily Dungeon got me my first key... I was lucky it was a Sneaky pete's key, as I could now donate for my main stat.

Back to the icy peak for another 10 advs, and I was at level 9 (I actually got to level 9 before the 10 advs were up, but I did not need all the buffs for the Pirate cove, so while i had them on, I continued at the peak).

The pirate cove took a little longer than i like, but once I had the diguise, the dictionery dropped very quickly.

It was then on to the orc Chasm, where I was able to make both scrolls, get 2 lowercase n's and get some other items I needed in only 32 advs. The rest of the day was spent at the icy peak, where I finally had enough moxie (after using my stat script and strange leaflet) to play the Icy peak as a moxie class (with the MCD at 11), and take no damage... so it was all profit from there. Which I then promptly spent on skills, and a TON of soda waters.

And what did I do with those soda waters??? Did I get my 3 reagents for today? No... no I did not. Bugger fuck. If this had been anything except a Moxie ascension I would have been in HUGE trouble. As it is, I got lucky, and was able to do without my three spare reagents (which I get on day 1) this ascension.

Once again, the whole day was done with the MCD at 11.

( 40) Sewer {X, WT, WT, WT, X, WT, WT, WT, X, WT} [-10]
( 30) Lucky kitchen {4x grab bag = 4x mushroom} [-4]
( 26) Kitchens [-1]
( 25) Cook 3x gnocchetti [-6]
( 19) Eat 3x gnocchetti, 2x hot wing [+87]
(106) Icy peak [-10]
( 96) Daily Dungeon {Sneaky Pete's key} [-6]
( 90) Icy peak [-10]
( 80) Pirate cove {disguise} [-15]
( 65) Pirate Cove in disguise {dictionery} [-1]
( 64) Orc Chasm {31337 scroll, 64735 scroll, 2x Lowercase N, meat vortex, Candy, 1337 trousers, flaming talons} [-32]
( 32) Icy Peak [-32]



Diet:
gnocchetti [(30)  0 / 47 /  0]
gnocchetti [(27)  0 / 47 /  0]
gnocchetti [(27)  0 / 51 /  0]
Hot Wing   [( 1)  0 /  2 /  0]
Hot Wing   [( 2)  0 /  2 /  0]


Level 9

Muscle: 67 (base: 52)
Myst: 54 (base: 54)
Moxie: 126 (base: 77)

Meat: 52329

Turns Played (this run): 527
Days Played (this run): 4

Advancement:
You must gain 8 Moxie to advance to level 10.

Crown of the Goblin King
Disco Banjo
Boss bat Britches

porquoise bracelet
porquoise necklace
Bonerdagon's Necklace



ITEM CHECKLIST FOR THE LAIR:

the doors:
[x] Tasty Fun Good Rice Candy (or other candy)
[x] wussiness potion
[ ] thin black candle

the keys:
[ ] Boris Key
[x] Sneaky Pete Key
[ ] Jarlesburg Key
[ ] Digital Key
[x] Skeleton Key
[ ] Richard's Star Key


stone mariachis:
[x] Stolen Accordian
[x] Banjo
[x] bone rattle

the tower:
[x] Sonar-in-a-Biscuit
[ ] Baseball
[ ] Disease
[ ] Barbed Wire Fence
[x] Razor-Sharp Can Lid
[x] Frigid Ninja Stars
[x] Spider Web
[ ] NG ([x] Lowercase N [] Original G)
[x] Can of Hair Spray
[x] Meat Vortex
[ ] PhotoproneutronTorpedo
[ ] Chaos Butterfly

the chamber
[ ] 4 red pixel potions

the final fight:
[ ] Wand of Nagmar ([x] Ruby W [ ] Metallic A [x] Lowercase N [ ] Heavy D)

optionals:
[ ] Kick Back Cookbook
[ ] Acid Squirting Flower
[1] Flaming Talons
[ ] Photoproneutron Torpedos
[ ] Plot Holes
[ ] Wussiness Potions
[ ] Frigid Ninja Stars
[ ] Amulet of Extreme Plot Significance
[ ] Star Bucklers (or other damage absorbtion items)

3:39am: 14th Ascension, Hardcore Disco bandit (Opossum), TeeTotaler, Day 3
Day 3

Today was a bad day... I really wanted to get through the mountain quest quickly so I could get to the Icy Peak as fast as possible, but ended up getting caught trying to get my ores, cheeses and frigid ninja stars. In fact, I ended up using my frozen gravy fairy way too much today. I could have made level 9 if I had not been held up by the damn ores and goats.

Anyway, I made 2 hell ramens from my last 2 hellion cubes. I then figured I'd get a cheese and make a fettucini from that, for my last reagent dish for the day. I had hoped to be able to farm the goatlet a little more as I was getting ready to take on the icy peak for extra cheeses, but that did not happen.

I did the Daily Dungeon early in the day, and got a Boris Ring. That might be helpful later, but for now it is completely useless.

I then finished up getting the miner disguise and hit the mines in disguise... and they hit back... hard. It took 19 advs to get my 3 linoleum ores, and I was beaten up for most of them. Luckily I was able to continue adventuring in the mines while beaten up.

So, after a quick detour to the 8-bit realm to remove some beaten up effects, it was off to the goatlet. I tried to get as many cheeses as I could before making my fettuccini, but in the end I had to make the fettuccini without getting all the cheeses. So I was still stuck in the goatlet. So I got out my Frozen gravy fairy, and it still took me 26 advs to get the last of the cheeses I needed.

Then it took forever to get the frigid ninja stars. I finally had 4 advs at the peak (where I finally got to use my shillelagh), and the day was over.

Very dissappointing.

Once again, the entire day was played with the MCD at 11, even the 4 advs at the peak in the end.

(40) Make 2x Hell Ramen [-4]
(36) Eat 2x hell ramen, 2x hot wing [+55]
(91) Itznotyerzitz Mine [-4]
(87) Daily Dungeon {Boris Ring} [-9]
(78) Itznotyerzitz Mine {Helemt, Mattock} [-8]
(70) Itznotyerzitz Mine in disguise {A = Asbestos, C = Chrome, L = Linoleum, M = 3x Meat stack, Number = HP loss}
      A, C, 21, 27, A, M, 17, L, A, C, L, 14, C, C, 46, A, 20, A, L [-19]
(51) 8-bit [-3]
(48) Goatlet {1x Cheese} [-4] beaten up
(44) 8-bit [-3]
(41) Goatlet {3x cheese} [-27]
(14) Make fettuccini [-2]
(12) Eat Fettuccini [+27]
(39) Goatlet (3x cheese} [-26] (with frozen gravy fairy)
(13) Ninja Snowmen [-5]
( 8) Ninja Snowmen {frigid ninja stars} [-4] (again, with the frozen gravy fairy)
( 4) Icy peak [4]



Diet:
Hell Ramen [(24) 28 / 28 / 24]
Hell Ramen [(28) 25 / 23 / 26]
fettuccini [(27)  0 /  0 / 51]
Hot Wing   [( 1)  0 /  3 /  0]
Hot Wing   [( 2)  0 /  2 /  0]


Level 8

Muscle: 73 (base: 41)
Myst: 41 (base: 41)
Moxie: 92 (base: 66)

Meat: 1596

Turns Played (this run): 400
Days Played (this run): 3

Advancement:
You must gain 2 Moxie to advance to level 9.

Crown of the Goblin King
Disco Banjo
Boss bat Britches

porquoise bracelet
porquoise necklace
Bonerdagon's Necklace



ITEM CHECKLIST FOR THE LAIR:

the doors:
[ ] Tasty Fun Good Rice Candy (or other candy)
[x] wussiness potion
[ ] thin black candle

the keys:
[ ] Boris Key
[ ] Sneaky Pete Key
[ ] Jarlesburg Key
[ ] Digital Key
[x] Skeleton Key
[ ] Richard's Star Key


stone mariachis:
[x] Stolen Accordian
[x] Banjo
[x] bone rattle

the tower:
[x] Sonar-in-a-Biscuit
[ ] Baseball
[ ] Disease
[ ] Barbed Wire Fence
[x] Razor-Sharp Can Lid
[x] Frigid Ninja Stars
[x] Spider Web
[ ] NG ([] Lowercase N [] Original G)
[x] Can of Hair Spray
[ ] Meat Vortex
[ ] PhotoproneutronTorpedo
[ ] Chaos Butterfly

the chamber
[ ] 4 red pixel potions

the final fight:
[ ] Wand of Nagmar ([x] Ruby W [ ] Metallic A [ ] Lowercase N [ ] Heavy D)

optionals:
[ ] Kick Back Cookbook
[ ] Acid Squirting Flower
[ ] Photoproneutron Torpedos
[ ] Plot Holes
[ ] Wussiness Potions
[ ] Frigid Ninja Stars
[ ] Amulet of Extreme Plot Significance
[ ] Star Bucklers (or other damage absorbtion items)

2:17am: 14th Ascension, Hardcore Disco bandit (Opossum), TeeTotaler, Day 2
Day 2 - Moxie (2)

With the hellion cubes I got yesterday, today I did not need to get any ingredients. I made and ate 2 hell ramens, and then got back to the task of getting my Stomach of Steel. I got the Dodecagram pretty quickly, but still did not have a wussiness potion. So i went on to the other areas (going back to the treasury every few advs to afford to heal and rebuff).

I had done a few advs when I checked if today was a clover day... and it was. So I immediately went about getting my epic weapon. The nice thing about that, is that it has 2 uses... one for adventuring, and one in the NS quest.

Once my Disco Banjo was made, I went back to the DFF quest. It was much easier, as the Moxie boost now meant I was not being hit at all. I quickly got the other 2 items, but had to go back to the Dark Neck to get a wussiness potion before I completed the ritual. This is because it is more effective to adventure in the Dark Neck for the wussiness potion as only 3 of the 7 monsters in the Copse are in the Dark Neck. I eventually got the wussiness potion (and 2 more hellion cubes) and then completed the ritual. At that point I made my third Hell ramen and ate it.

I then went straight to cleansing the cyrpt, which I did in 23 advs. I then used my bonerdagon cheast, as it was my class' stat day.

I then went back to complete some back quests. The harem FINALLY gave up some harem pants, and I immediately killed the goblin King. I then went back to Degrassi Knoll and got my Meat car. Then off to the sewers to be able to get the rims and some planks, and then off to the moxie shore to get the 5 trips out of the way, while still on a Moxie day (and while I was level 8, and the stat gains were good). Four stat advs and some ice cubes... bleh.

Since I was past level 8, I started the mountain quest, and got a pair of mining pants from the 2 advs I had left.

I then realised something... I had not gone to the Daily Dungeon today. Unless I am extremely lucky, I will almost definately need to get a wand of polymorph this ascension.

Except for the one adventure against the bonerdagon, the entire day was done with the MCD at 11.

(40) Cook 2x hell ramen [-4]
(36) Eat 2x Hell Ramen [+53]
(89) Dark Neck {dodecagram} [-5]
(84) Treasury [-3]
(81) Dark Heart [-6]
(75) Treasury [-2]
(73) Labratory {1x reagent} [-4]
(69) Lucky sewer {Disco ball, spices, trinket} [-1] (I had autosold my disco ball yesterday to afford a soda water)
(68) Money Making Machine {big rock} [-1]
(67) Dark Heart {candles} [-18]
(49) Dark Elbow {knife} [-3]
(46) Dark Neck {Wussiness potion, 2x hellion cubes} [-12]
(34) Make 1x Hell Ramen [-2]
(32) Eat 1x Hell Ramen, 2x Hot Wing [+35]
(67) Defiled Nook [-3] CLEANSED
(64) Defiled Alcove [-4] CLEANSED
(60) Defiled Cranny [-6] CLEANSED
(54) Defiled Niche [-5] CLEANSED
(49) Sewer {X, WT, X} [-3]
(46) Cook Arse-A'fire elixir
(45) Bonerdagon {vertebra} [-1]
(44) Harem {pants} [-7]
(37) Goblin King {Crown of the goblin King} [-1]
(36) Degrassi Knoll {BMC} [-14]
(22) Sewer {X, WT, WT, X, X} [-5]
(17) Shore: Moxie [-15] (stat, stat, stat, ice cubes, stat)
( 2) Itznotyerzitz Mine {pants} [-2]



Diet:
Hell Ramen [(26) 23 / 26 / 41]
Hell Ramen [(27) 27 / 27 / 36]
Hell Ramen [(31) 23 / 24 / 38]
Hot Wing   [( 2)  0 /  2 /  0]
Hot Wing   [( 2)  0 /  3 /  0]


Level 8

Muscle: 49 (base: 34)
Myst: 35 (base: 35)
Moxie: 95 (base: 58)

Meat: 943

Turns Played (this run): 278
Days Played (this run): 2

Advancement:
You must gain 10 Moxie to advance to level 9.

Crown of the Goblin King
Disco Banjo
Boss bat Britches

porquoise bracelet
porquoise necklace
Bonerdagon's Necklace



ITEM CHECKLIST FOR THE LAIR:

the doors:
[ ] Tasty Fun Good Rice Candy (or other candy)
[x] wussiness potion
[ ] thin black candle

the keys:
[ ] Boris Key
[ ] Sneaky Pete Key
[ ] Jarlesburg Key
[ ] Digital Key
[x] Skeleton Key
[ ] Richard's Star Key


stone mariachis:
[x] Stolen Accordian
[x] Banjo
[x] bone rattle

the tower:
[x] Sonar-in-a-Biscuit
[ ] Baseball
[ ] Disease
[ ] Barbed Wire Fence
[x] Razor-Sharp Can Lid
[ ] Frigid Ninja Stars
[x] Spider Web
[ ] NG ([] Lowercase N [] Original G)
[x] Can of Hair Spray
[ ] Meat Vortex
[ ] PhotoproneutronTorpedo
[ ] Chaos Butterfly

the chamber
[ ] 4 red pixel potions

the final fight:
[ ] Wand of Nagmar ([x] Ruby W [ ] Metallic A [ ] Lowercase N [ ] Heavy D)

optionals:
[ ] Kick Back Cookbook
[ ] Acid Squirting Flower
[ ] Photoproneutron Torpedos
[ ] Plot Holes
[ ] Wussiness Potions
[ ] Frigid Ninja Stars
[ ] Amulet of Extreme Plot Significance
[ ] Star Bucklers (or other damage absorbtion items)

8:31pm: 14th Ascension, Hardcore Disco Bandit (Opossum), TeeTotaler, Day 1
Day 1 - Moxie (1)

OK... the day started out as usual. Ate my Pates, got the larva, made my jewelery (porq bracelet, porq necklace and a ham necklace), got my web and lid, got my stolen accordian, finished the typical tavern quest and then went to the arena. Now, I usually level up my drop familiar for 9 advs, then swop in my bitten for the last fight to get the stone and then, later in the ascension, I level up my drop familiar again and swop in a Muscle sign fairy for the last fight to be assured of getting a lead necklace. Now, on this run, I did not want to waste that last fight, so I used my Muscle sign fairy as my drop familiar. Which would have worked out great if I had not gotten a lead necklace when I won my 10th fight with my bitten. As I am writing this, I am 1 day away from ascending, and that will be my 7th day. I think I missed a 6 day ascension right here.

Anyway... I got my sonars (getting the asshat really helped me afford to keep my familiar buffs going... as i did not need to power my elemental buff), and attacked the boss bat... but had forgotten to reset the mind control device off 11. So I had to run away and re-attack him. I then got my Enchanted beans, and made my ISEBB and boring spaghetti and ate them.

I now had 79 advs left in the day. Since I have stopped trying to get my chef, the rest of the day was ALL about stat point gains. So I started in the treasury, where the stats were decent, and helped me afford my buffs.

After opening my guild store, I decided to go do the Goblin king quest. But the Harem was ridiculous. In my first few advs I got a choice adventure, so I got the veil. I then picked up 1 more veil from a combat, but never got another choice adventure for 24 advs. So I gave up and decided I should try get my stomach of steel. Well, I got 3 hellion cubes, but none of the items needed to help the Friars.

With the last three advs of the day, I went back to the harem... where I picked up another veil... yeesh.


[MC:00] ( 80) Eat 3x pate [+53]
[MC:11] (133) Spooky Forest {Larva} [-3]
[MC:11] (130) Make Jewelry [-9]
[MC:11] (121) Back Alley {asshat, web} [-6]
[MC:11] (115) Haunted pantry {tomato, lid} [-12]
[MC:11] (103) Sewer {WT, WT, Stolen Accordian} [-3]
[MC:11] (100) Typical Tavern [-10]
[MC:11] ( 90) Arena: Frozen Gravy Fairy [-9] (39 kills)
[MC:11] ( 81) Arena: Cheshire bat {Lead necklace} [-1]
[MC:11] ( 80) Gunao Junction {4x Sonar, broken skull} [-10]
[MC:11] ( 70) Boss Bat [-1] (run away)
[MC:04] ( 69) Boss bat {boss bat britches} [-1]
[MC:11] ( 68) Beanbat chamber {2x enchanted beans} [-2]
[MC:11] ( 66) Make ISEBB, boring spaghetti [-4]
[MC:11] ( 62) Eat ISEBB, Boring spaghetti [+17]
[MC:11] ( 79) Treasury [-11]
[MC:11] ( 68) "Fun" House [-1]
[MC:11] ( 67) Dept of Shadowy Arts and Crafts [-4]
[MC:11] ( 63) Harem {perfume, veil} [-10]
[MC:11] ( 53) Treasury [-6]
[MC:11] ( 47) Harem {veil} [-14]
[MC:11] ( 33) Dark Elbow [-10]
[MC:11] ( 23) Dark Neck {2x hellion cube} [-11] beaten up
[MC:11] ( 12) 8-bit realm [-3]
[MC:11] (  9) Dark Neck {hellion cube} [-6]
[MC:11] (  3) Harem {veil} [-3]


Diet:
Retenez L'Herbe Pate                  [(19) 41 / 48 / 65]
Retenez L'Herbe Pate                  [(16) 41 / 41 / 65]
Retenez L'Herbe Pate                  [(18) 48 / 47 / 62]
Insanely Spicy Enchanted bean Burrito [( 9)  0 / 34 /  0]
boring noodles                        [( 8)  6 /  6 /  9]



Level 6

Muscle: 25 (base: 22)
Myst: 26 (base: 23)
Moxie: 56 (base: 37)

Meat: 60

Turns Played (this run): 150
Days Played (this run): 1

Advancement:
You must gain 3 Moxie to advance to level 7.

knob Goblin Visor
slingshot
Boss Bat britches

porquoise bracelet
porquoise necklace
shiny ring



ITEM CHECKLIST FOR THE LAIR:

the doors:
[ ] Tasty Fun Good Rice Candy (or other candy)
[ ] wussiness potion
[ ] thin black candle

the keys:
[ ] Boris Key
[ ] Sneaky Pete Key
[ ] Jarlesburg Key
[ ] Digital Key
[ ] Skeleton Key
[ ] Richard's Star Key


stone mariachis:
[x] Stolen Accordian
[ ] Guitarrr
[ ] bone rattle ([x]Broken Skull []Skeleton Bone) OR tambourine ([] Tamborine bells [ ]Gnollish Pie Tin)

the tower:
[x] Sonar-in-a-Biscuit
[ ] Baseball
[ ] Disease
[ ] Barbed Wire Fence
[x] Razor-Sharp Can Lid
[ ] Frigid Ninja Stars
[x] Spider Web
[ ] NG ([] Lowercase N [] Original G)
[x] Can of Hair Spray
[ ] Meat Vortex
[ ] PhotoproneutronTorpedo
[ ] Chaos Butterfly

the chamber
[ ] 4 red pixel potions

the final fight:
[ ] Wand of Nagmar ([x] Ruby W [ ] Metallic A [ ] Lowercase N [ ] Heavy D)

optionals:
[ ] Kick Back Cookbook
[ ] Acid Squirting Flower
[ ] Photoproneutron Torpedos
[ ] Plot Holes
[ ] Wussiness Potions
[ ] Frigid Ninja Stars
[ ] Amulet of Extreme Plot Significance
[ ] Star Bucklers (or other damage absorbtion items)

2:11am: 13th Ascension, Hardcore Seal Clubber (Opossum), TeeTotaler, Day 7
Day 7 - Moxie Day (1)

Will this be the last day, or will I be denied again? There was a LOT to do today (and I had stupidly forgotten to equip my chrome sword, so i was 3 advs short)... Get a DD key (or wand, if the DD was a bitch), get all my pixels (and I had not gotten many during the ascension, as I had not been beaten up during my mining), get 7 Muscle points, NOT get the Cow... and then beat the NS...

I honestly did not know if I could do it by the end of the day.

I started by only eating 2 reagent dishes. This gave me a spare reagent, in case I needed it for the golems, or the shadow. I then hit the 8-bit realm. I decided to go get my pixels first, as I still needed stat points, so at least I was getting stat points while I got my pixels.

Once I had the right number of pixels, I did the daily dungeon... all I needed was a sneaky pete's key, and i was golden... and I got my third Sneaky pete's breath spray. Bugger. This meant I had to go get my wand of polymorph. I got lucky. It only took 7 advs to get both the plus sign AND then teleportis. The Oracle came up on the second teleportis adventure. I then SGEAA'ed away the remaining teleportis advs, and hit the Dungeon of Doom, where I seriously lucked out and got the mimic on the third adv. Just 12 advs to get the wand. Awesome.

I was now still a few muscle points short of level 11. So I went back to the castle in the sky, and was able to turn the chore wheel on my 2nd adv to the muscle stat advs. It took just 21 more advs in the castle, while I got 4 muscle advs to get to level 11. I then dialed the MCD to 0. All my stats were where they had to be, so no need making life more difficult for myself, as I now had 24 advs left (plus a reagent and 8 fullness points to go) with which to ascend. With goofballs, and other little buffs (like candy, spikey hair, etc) I got past the golems pretty easily. I was taking damage, but killing them with a lunging thrust-smack and then a thrust-smack.

Now it was all up to the tower monsters... if I could avoid the easel and the cow, I was home free...

Well, today was a day of destiny... no easel, no cow.

The arena took twice as long as it should have (read: 4 advs ... I love having all the familiar skills) and then I was up against the NS.

I got out my trusty dodecapede, and took her on. For my first fight, I had on:
Crown of the goblin King
Wand
Boss Bat britches
SS Solitaire
Amulet of Plot significance
Acid squirting flower

And got my ass handed to me by the first form (see below).

Round	Attack/Item	Success?	Effect	Familiar	Acid Flower	NS Damage	Remaining HP	Remaining MP	Damage to NS
First form							115	114	0
Round 1	She attacks				3	9	106	114	3
Round 2	Thrust-smack	y	20				106	113	23
	She heals herself
Round 3	Lunging Thrust-Smack	y	33	31	4	12	94	107	91
Round 4	Lunging Thrust-Smack	n			4	11	83	101	95
Round 5	Thrust-smack	n			5	14	69	100	100
Round 6	Doc Galaktik	n			4	14	55	100	104
Round 7	Doc Galaktik	n			4	6	49	100	108
Round 8	Lunging Thrust-Smack	y	33		5	8	41	94	156
Round 9	Doc Galaktik	n			5	12	29	94	161
Round 10	Doc Galaktik	n
	She heals herself						29	94	161
Round 11	Doc Galaktik	y	+HP20		5	7	42	94	166
Round 12	Doc Galaktik	n			4	8	34	94	170
Round 13	Lunging Thrust-Smack	y	30	22				88	222
Round 14	Lunging Thrust-Smack	n			3	18	16	82	225
Round 15	Doc Galaktik	n					16	82	225
Round 16	Doc Galaktik	y	+HP18		3	10	24	82	228
Round 17	Doc Galaktik	y	+HP18				42	82	228
Round 18	Lunging Thrust-Smack	n			3	12	30	76	231
Round 19	Lunging Thrust-Smack	n					30	70	231
Round 20	Lunging Thrust-Smack	n			5	6	24	64	238
Round 21	Doc Galaktik	n			4	18	6	64	242
Round 22	Doc Galaktik	n				16	0	64	242

So I ate the rest of my spare food and tried to go get a second wolf mask, to turn into furry pants. But after 10 advs, I did not get it (and I was mindful of the number of advs I had been using... I did not want to go over 900)... so I went to the peak with my meat vorteices to get some more meat, and decided to change my tactics.

So I changed up my outfit, like so, and tried again:
Wolf mask
Wand
Boss Bat britches
SS Solitaire
Walrus Tusk Earring
Acid squirting flower

And got beaten by the 2nd form (well, she did heal herself twice... that did not help).

Round	Attack/Item	Success?	Effect	Familiar	Acid Flower	NS Damage	Remaining HP	Remaining MP	Damage to NS
First form							125	86	0
Round 1	Nothing						125	86	0
Round 2	Spider Web	y		31			125	86	31
Round 3	Thrust-Smack	n					125	85	31
Round 4	Thrust-Smack	y	26	23	4	10	115	84	84
Round 5	Thrust-Smack	y	24	19	4	13	102	83	131
Round 6	Thrust-Smack	n					102	82	131
	She heals
Round 7	Thrust-Smack	n			5	18	84	81	136
Round 8	Lunging Thurst-Smack	n			3	17	67	75	139
Round 9	Doc Galaktik	y	+20HP	29	5	13	74	75	173
Round 10	Lunging Thurst-Smack	y	33	12	4	12	62	69	222
Round 11	Thrust-Smack	n			3	13	49	68	225
Round 12	Thrust-Smack	n			3	16	33	67	228
Round 13	Doc Galaktik	n			4	12	21	67	232
Round 14	Doc Galaktik	y	18	15			39	67	247
Form 2
Round 1	She hits				4	11	28	67	0
Round 2	Doc Galaktik	y	+20HP	17			48	67	17
	She heals
Round 3	Doc Galaktik	n			3	14	34	67	20
Round 4	Doc Galaktik	y	+18HP	21	3	11	41	67	44
Round 5	Doc Galaktik	n			4	13	28	67	48
Round 6	Green Pixel Potion	n			4	11	17	67	52
Round 7	Red Pixel Potion	y	+28HP	19	4	7	38	67	52
Round 8	Lunging Thurst-Smack	n			5	16	22	61	80
Round 9	Torpedo	y	34		3	19	3	61	117
Round 10	Doc Galaktik	y	+19HP		5	14	8	61	122
Round 11	Green Pixel Potion	n			4	9	0	61	126

So I tested out the theory that if you let her beat you up a few times she gets easier. I let her beat me up 4 more times, and I was at 899 advs spent. I now had 1 more adventure with which to beat her.

Round	Attack/Item	Success?	Effect	Familiar	Acid Flower	NS Damage	Remaining HP	Remaining MP	Damage to NS
First form							125	86	0
Round 1	Nothing						125	86	0
Round 2	Lunging Thrust-Smack	y	33		4	12	113	79	37
Round 3	Thrust-Smack	y	22				113	78	59
Round 4	Thrust-Smack	n			5	10	103	77	64
Round 5	Doc Galaktik	y	+19HP		5	13	109	77	69
Round 6	Lunging Thrust-Smack	y	36		5	12	97	71	110
Round 7	Plot Hole	y	23	25			97	71	158
Round 8	Thrust-Smack	y	25				97	70	183
	She shimmers
Round 9	Thrust-Smack	n			3	10	87	69	186
Round 10	Thrust-Smack	n			5	13	74	68	191
Round 11	Doc Galaktik	y	+20HP	31			94	68	222
Form 2
Round 1	She Hits				5	19	75	68	5
Round 2	Plot Hole	y	24	17			75	68	46
Round 3	Lunging Thrust-Smack	n			5	16	59	62	51
Round 4	Plot Hole	n			3	10	49	62	54
Round 5	Lunging Thrust-Smack	y	36	12	4	14	35	56	106
Round 6	Green Pixel Potion	y	+18HP +18MP	31		-13MP	53	61	137
Round 7	Lunging Thrust-Smack	y	36		3	14	39	55	176
Round 8	Lunging Thrust-Smack	y	39	15			39	49	230

And the bitch is dead.

Since today was the first moxie day, I wanted to take advantage of having two stat days in a row, so I chose to ascend as a DB for the following reasons:
1) 2 Moxie days in a row means I can get to level 8 by the end of day 2, and to the peak by the end of day 3
2) I need to pick up nimble fingers to more easily afford the soda waters to keep my buffs active.
3) Since I will be using the shillelagh, I can use the ye olde golde frontes to boost my muscle.

So I ascended as a teetotaling Disco Bandit born under the opussum sign.


[MC:11] (42) Castle [-1] (just using the last of my buffs from the day before)
[MC:11] (41) Lucky kitchens {grab bag = 2x spices, 2x sausages, 1x mushroom} [-1]
[MC:11] (40) Cook 2x SwS [-4]
[MC:11] (36) Eat 2x SwS [+58]
[MC:11] (94) 8-bit Realm {4x Red PP, digital key, 3x Green PP} [-27]
[MC:11] (67) Daily Dungeon {Breath spray} [-8]
[MC:11] (59) > Dungeon {Plus sign} [-7] teleportis
[MC:11] (52) Teleportis [-2] Oracle
[MC:11] (50) Dungeon of Doom {dead mimic} [-3] zapped a Breath spray into my SP key
[MC:11] (47) Castle [-2] clockwise
[MC:11] (45) Castle [-21]
[MC:00] (24) Topiary Golems [-3]
[MC:00] (21) Get key [-1]
[MC:00] (20) Topiary Golems [-2]
[MC:00] (18) Open Tower [-1]
[MC:00] (17) 1: Beer batter [-1]
[MC:00] (16) 2: Cricket [-1]

[MC:00] (15) 3: Samurai [-1]
[MC:00] (14) 4: Finger [-1]
[MC:00] (13) 5: Ice Cube [-1]
[MC:00] (12) 6: Globe [-1]
[MC:00] (11) Shadow [-1]
[MC:00] (10) Arena: Barrrnacle [-2]
[MC:00] ( 8) Arena: Mosquito [-2]
[MC:00] ( 6) NS [-1]
[MC:00] ( 5) Eat 2x goat cheese pizza, 1x snow cone [+26]
[MC:00] (31) Castle [-10]
[MC:00] (21) Icy peak [-1]
[MC:00] (20) NS (trying to beat her) [-1]
[MC:00] (19) NS (losing) [-3]
[MC:00] (16) NS




Diet:
Spaghetti with skullheads [(27) 50 /  0 /  0]
Spaghetti with skullheads [(31) 49 /  0 /  0]
Goat cheese pizza         [(11)  0 /  0 / ??]
Goat cheese pizza         [( 9)  0 /  0 / ??]
Abominable snowcone       [( 6) ?? / ?? / ??]

Level 11

Muscle: 107
Myst: 76
Moxie: 75

Turns Played (this run): 900
Days Played (this run): 7


ITEM CHECKLIST FOR THE LAIR:

the doors:
[x] Tasty Fun Good Rice Candy (or other candy)
[x] wussiness potion
[x] thin black candle

the keys:
[x] Boris Key
[x] Sneaky Pete Key
[x] Jarlesburg Key
[x] Digital Key
[x] Skeleton Key
[x] Richard's Star Key


stone mariachis:
[x] Stolen Accordian
[x] Guitarrr
[x] bone rattle

the tower:
[x] Sonar-in-a-Biscuit
[x] Baseball
[ ] Disease
[ ] Barbed Wire Fence
[x] Razor-Sharp Can Lid
[x] Frigid Ninja Stars
[x] Spider Web
[x] NG
[x] Can of Hair Spray
[x] Meat Vortex
[x] PhotoproneutronTorpedo
[x] Chaos Butterfly

the chamber
[x] 4 red pixel potions

the final fight:
[x] Wand of Nagmar

optionals:
[ ] Kick Back Cookbook
[x] Acid Squirting Flower
[ ] Photoproneutron Torpedos
[6] Plot Holes
[ ] Wussiness Potions
[ ] Frigid Ninja Stars
[1] Amulet of Extreme Plot Significance
[ ] Star Bucklers (or other damage absorbtion items)

11:35pm: 13th Ascension, Hardcore Seal Clubber (Opossum), TeeTotaler, Day 6
Day 6

This is the part of the ascensions that I find most tedious... the pounding away and the attempt to get as many stat points as possible.

The only interesting part is deciding on the best strategy to surviving for long periods in the high areas. But this was made very easy for me, as my Lunging Thrust-Smacks did a ton of damage (I love the ridiculously Huge Sword... best sword that naturally drops in the game), and then I could finish off with a Thrust-smack. And, since I was using a stainless steel solitaire, it was hella cheap as well.

Of course, since today was a negative wereseal blood day, I could not get away with 2 thrust-smacks, so I did take quite a bit of damage, but I still did not use up all my medicianl herbs for the day.

Yesterday, I had done 13 advs in the PFA without getting an immateria. Today, I did 3 advs, ate and picked up the 4 immaterias and the SOCK in about 15 advs... I had to still adventure in the PFA to get the torpedo. When I got it, I went straight to the castle.

At the castle, I was pretty lucky, and had my items by the time I needed them. When I got my last item I needed to do the giant map I used the giant map and got my quantum egg. I was then setting myself up to go to the HitS, but instead of clicking on my familiar link, to go get my drop familiar, I clicked on the last adventure adventure link, and got beaten up. So Used my beaten up advs on a detour to the Sewer to get trinkets for arse-A'fire elixirs. I made 3, and took them, and then prayed I could get all the lines, stars and maps I needed in the 30 advs. It took just 27 advs to make my three star items.

When my arse-a'fire effect ran out, I went back to the castle where I was able to move the chore wheel back around once (I need to move it again to get it back to the muscle advs).

Tomorrow I have a little problem... I still need to get 7 Muscle points to ascend (today's chore wheel advs brought my moxie up, so both my secondaries are sorted out), AND I need to get my pixels. I am also short one of the Dungeon keys, so I may have to go get the wand of polymorph tomorrow, if the DD is a bitch (today I got my second Breath Spray... I used to kill for them, now I die when I get one).

The whole day was spent with the MCD at 11. The lunging thrust-smack is an always hit skill, so you do not need attack stats ABOVE the defence of monsters, you just need a weapon that does a lot of damage.



( 45) Penultimate Fantasy Airship [-3]
( 42) Cook 3x gnochetti [-6]
( 36) Eat 3x gnochetti, 1x snow cone [+84]
(120) Penultimate Fantasy Airship {torpedo, SOCK} [-21]
( 99) Castle {thin black candle, chaos butterfly, heavy D} [-12] Counterclockwise
( 87) Castle {original G} [-18] Counterclockwise
( 69) Castle [-3] (beaten up)
( 66) Sewer {WT, spices, X, X, WT, WT} [-6]
( 60) Daily Dungeon {Breath spray} [-8]
( 52) Cook 3x arse-a'fire elixir [-3]
( 49) Hole in the sky {Star sword, star buckler, Richard's Star Key} [-30]
( 19) Castle [-7] Clockwise
( 12) Castle [-12]


Diet:
gnocchetti de nietzche [(25)  0 / 49 /  0]
gnocchetti de nietzche [(29)  0 / 50 /  0]
gnocchetti de nietzche [(27)  0 / 47 /  0]
Abominable snowcone    [( 3) 11 /  9 / 12]

Level 10

Muscle: 119 (base: 97)
Myst: 87 (base: 71)
Moxie: 107 (base: 71)

Meat: 23020

Turns Played (this run): 789
Days Played (this run): 6

Advancement:
You must gain 7 Muscle to advance to level 11.

Crown of the Goblin King
Ridiculously huge sword
Boss bat Britches

badass belt
Stainless Steel Solitaire
Bonerdagon's Necklace



ITEM CHECKLIST FOR THE LAIR:

the doors:
[x] Tasty Fun Good Rice Candy (or other candy)
[x] wussiness potion
[x] thin black candle

the keys:
[x] Boris Key
[ ] Sneaky Pete Key
[x] Jarlesburg Key
[ ] Digital Key
[x] Skeleton Key
[x] Richard's Star Key


stone mariachis:
[x] Stolen Accordian
[x] Guitarrr
[x] bone rattle

the tower:
[x] Sonar-in-a-Biscuit
[x] Baseball
[ ] Disease
[ ] Barbed Wire Fence
[x] Razor-Sharp Can Lid
[x] Frigid Ninja Stars
[x] Spider Web
[x] NG
[x] Can of Hair Spray
[x] Meat Vortex
[x] PhotoproneutronTorpedo
[x] Chaos Butterfly

the chamber
[ ] 4 red pixel potions

the final fight:
[x] Wand of Nagmar

optionals:
[ ] Kick Back Cookbook
[x] Acid Squirting Flower
[ ] Photoproneutron Torpedos
[6] Plot Holes
[ ] Wussiness Potions
[ ] Frigid Ninja Stars
[1] Amulet of Extreme Plot Significance
[ ] Star Bucklers (or other damage absorbtion items)

4:25am: 13th Ascension, Hardcore Seal Clubber (Opossum), TeeTotaler, Day 5
Day 5

Today was still fairly easy. I was still getting a bonus from my wereseal bloo, so I was able to finish off the orc Chasm and get back to the Peak. I was not able to pick up any talons or any 1337 trousers, which will hurt me towards the end of the game, but I did not want to waste any more time in the orc chasm.

The Daily dungeon gave me the first of my 3 breath sprays I was going to get this ascension.

I then hit the peak for the bulk of the day's advs, and donated most of my wealth away to get to 84 muscle... I keep forgetting level 10 is at 85. So I had to go back to the peak to get some more meat to donate. I got really close, so i only needed one more adv in the peak to get to level 10.

I then started the Penultimate Fantasy Airship, which was both irritating and good. Irritating was that in 26 adventures I got no immateria, but good in that I got an amulet of plot significance and a ridiculously huge sword (with my last adventure of the day). That will make my LTSs a little more effective tomorrow, when I have no Wereseal bonus.


( 45) Orc Chasm [-6]
( 39) Lucky Kitchen {2x grab bags = 4x spices, 3x sausages, 3x mushrooms} [-2]
( 37) Make 3x SwS [-6]
( 31) Eat 3x SwS, 1x snowcone [+87]
(118) Orc Chasm {64735 scroll, lowercase N} [-10]
(108) Daily Dungeon {Sneaky Pete's breath Spray} [-10]
( 98) Icy Peak [-60]
( 38) Donate 35K to muscle
( 38) Goatlet [-2]
( 36) Beanbat chamber {enchanted bean} [-1]
( 35) Icy Peak [-5]
( 30) Donate 10.3K to muscle
( 30) Icy Peak [-1]
( 29) Penultimate Fantasy Airship {Metallic A} [-13] Beaten up
( 16) 8-bit Realm [-3]
( 13) Penultimate Fantasy Airship {Torpedo, Amulet, Huge sword} [-13]


Diet:
spaghetti with Skullheads [(27) 51 /  0 /  0]
spaghetti with Skullheads [(30) 48 /  0 /  0]
spaghetti with Skullheads [(28) 47 /  0 /  0]
Abominable snowcone       [( 2)  9 / 15 /  9]

Level 10

Muscle: 138 (base: 87)
Myst: 79 (base: 64)
Moxie: 92 (base: 58)

Meat: 7166

Turns Played (this run): 660
Days Played (this run): 5

Advancement:
You must gain 17 Muscle to advance to level 11.

Crown of the Goblin King
Asbestos Sword
Boss bat Britches

badass belt
Stainless Steel Solitaire
Bonerdagon's Necklace



ITEM CHECKLIST FOR THE LAIR:

the doors:
[x] Tasty Fun Good Rice Candy (or other candy)
[x] wussiness potion
[ ] thin black candle

the keys:
[x] Boris Key
[ ] Sneaky Pete Key
[x] Jarlesburg Key
[ ] Digital Key
[x] Skeleton Key
[ ] Richard's Star Key


stone mariachis:
[x] Stolen Accordian
[x] Guitarrr
[x] bone rattle

the tower:
[x] Sonar-in-a-Biscuit
[x] Baseball
[ ] Disease
[ ] Barbed Wire Fence
[x] Razor-Sharp Can Lid
[x] Frigid Ninja Stars
[x] Spider Web
[ ] NG ([x] Lowercase N [] Original G)
[x] Can of Hair Spray
[x] Meat Vortex
[x] PhotoproneutronTorpedo
[ ] Chaos Butterfly

the chamber
[ ] 4 red pixel potions

the final fight:
[ ] Wand of Nagmar ([x] Ruby W [ ] Metallic A [x] Lowercase N [ ] Heavy D)

optionals:
[ ] Kick Back Cookbook
[x] Acid Squirting Flower
[ ] Photoproneutron Torpedos
[ ] Plot Holes
[ ] Wussiness Potions
[ ] Frigid Ninja Stars
[1] Amulet of Extreme Plot Significance
[ ] Star Bucklers (or other damage absorbtion items)

3:38am: 13th Ascension, Hardcore Seal Clubber (Opossum), TeeTotaler, Day 4
Day 4 - Myst Day

OK... started the d