| I have a monster in my pants |
[20 May 2005|02:13pm] |
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Look at porn magazine of my man-meat. I am hanging big unit in my Fruited Looms.
Ladies be afraid of Saddam Flesh Axe!
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| Flat feet |
[24 Nov 2004|08:19am] |
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I was not going to write of in this journal any more. Someone recently posted hateful comment, reminding me that my journal it is still here.
So I have now been of super busy. Good for me my gym pass it did not expire. I have been pumping of the iron. I am low on the money, so shoes of mine have holes in soles. I can still run, though: the soles of feet of mine are thick with callous.
Not much has been in the way of going on. I am keeper of low profile for now preferring to stop to smell of the daisies instead. And eat of the finest meats at Hal Al store down the roads.
Hope you are doing of a good job and life is finding you well.
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| Haha! |
[26 Sep 2004|05:02pm] |
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I just have broken free from the infidels! Ha ha! How they did find me in my security hole I do not know. I was, as reported, in prison.
But I am a jackrabbit to not be contained. Like what the movie is Shawshank Redemption, I digged a hole behind my Chemical Ali poster and dropped the grains of sand in prison yard.
Ha ha! I have big testicles! They did not notice that I carry out extra pound of bulk every day, so dig and ditch and escape was soon accomplished. Ha ha!
I win, you infidels! Looks like Georgia Bush is as dumb as I predicted. More troops lost after "war is over" than before. And now I am free to show weapons man how to build the WMD.
First order of the business is to release my big Iraqi man-load on Georgia Bush poster.
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| Ha ha ha. I love Willie Nelson |
[03 Jun 2003|01:29pm] |
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Willie Nelson "Blue Eyes Cryin' In The Rain" |
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Willie gave for me some smoke-cigarettes. He said is good stuff.
IS good stuff.
Do not tell Allah, for it is true tobacco is crop of the infidels.
Boy, though, infidels sure have fun. My head is spin.
Here is Willie and our friends.
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| Fuck dat shit |
[18 Apr 2003|10:15pm] |
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Nelly "Country Grammar" |
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I got away from Iraq and Baghdad. I got hurt pretty damn hard. It hurted, mu' fus!
I left the clinic at midnight on Thursday and was met up by some family of friends men. They took me to a shelter for which to heal my hurt buttocks. Mainly, I don't remember much.
But they said that I "am cool and can hang". So I'm not sure where I am. I am with cast on leg and am in much pain, but I am tryin' to hang out with my new brothers.
Words to your mom!! !
Georgia Bush did not win me and the world hates USA! Hahahaha! Words!!
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| News reports I am dead. |
[11 Apr 2003|11:31pm] |
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I am not.
But I did get hit. And I am hurt and sometimes badly.
I am crying, as are my children. It is sad when people die.
I hurt so much...my stomach is the most hurting, but badly my legs too. I am hoping you are happy that I am in such pain. I did not kill you Americans. I did never send terrorisms on your land. I did not support terrorisms. I may have made the mistakes, but I tried to do what is right.
Is wrong that I made mistakes that I should be killed?
I am hurting. I fear I may die. I have tough time typing as I am depressed, lonely and hurting.
:(
You do not agree that I killed some people. What is reaction? You kill my people and try to kill me.
That is all for now.
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| I am flattered. |
[09 Apr 2003|04:37pm] |
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One of the boys in the gym just commented to me that I have large man-meat.
The man said "Wow, Saddam. You must hurt your wife with such big tool."
Ha ha ha. Yes. I am packing well.
By the way: man does not say such things to other man in Iraq. He has been castrated and left in desert to bake in sun and die.
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| Oh, I have headache. |
[08 Apr 2003|08:45am] |
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I spent last 20 hours in Damascus, Syria discussing post-war Iraq with Syrian leaders. We have good plan to reconstruct our Iraqi city and country.
Did I miss anything while I was gone?
I have headache. I have not slept since Sunday. I take nap now before flying back to Baghdad.
Hope you are having a good job!
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| Is sad day for me. |
[07 Apr 2003|11:40am] |
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Ali Hassan al-Majid may be dead. He is my cousin.
You infidels may know him as Chemical Ali.
I have not heard from him in week. I fear the rumors are true.
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| US is now admitting failure |
[04 Apr 2003|02:30pm] |
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One of Georgia Bush's objectives when he invaded on Iraq was to rid Iraq of me and my regime.
It is becoming increasingly evident that they will not catch me. So what is response of US regime?
Ah, heck. We don't need to catch the Iraqi jackrabbit to win.
Ha ha Georgia. Like your father before you, you too will fail. You may win this battle, but you will lose overall war.
Good luck in your elections next November. Saddam likes one-term wonders.
I spit on you, girly-man.
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| Oh no! Infidels have found my secret book of bomb-making!! |
[03 Apr 2003|11:59am] |
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Somehow, they found my schematic drawings of my bomb!
This is could be trouble! Is time to release chemical weapons.
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| I laugh again. |
[01 Apr 2003|02:10pm] |
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I looked at website for America police forces. I looked at website of deputy "Barney Fife" and saw links to this fellow.
It is no wonder crimes are rampant in renegade nation that is America.
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| It is pleasing to Saddam |
[31 Mar 2003|11:39am] |
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I am hearing that more countries support my beliefs...that Criminal Junior Bush is committing war crimes against my people and should be taken to court for it.
The anti-aggression movement seems to be gaining steams.
In the meantime, I am drinking tall glass of MountainBerry Kool-Aid. Is such refreshing drink on hot afternoon in desert. My glass is sweating.
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| I laugh at you buffoons expressing anger to me |
[30 Mar 2003|02:02am] |
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I remind you I did not start this war. I encouraged my people to destroy what little WMDs we had. And yet, infidel Little Georgia Bush thought it was not enough. He thought the best diplomacy is a dropped bomb.
I laugh. My people have much resolve. We will not let you win easy as you think. We will fight. We may not win you Americans, but a cornered dog will do whatever it takes to survive.
I laugh because my sworn enemies -- the Ayatollah of Iran and Syria's leader -- are on my side. They hate me. But yet, they hate what America is doing to my people even more.
I do not fear for you Vegas bettors...who will win war? You will win war, Americas. But two things you hoped to accomplish will fail:
1) I will remain living as I am Iraqi jackrabbit
2) Although you thought the world would end up supporting you in the end, they will hate you
For now, I spit on you alone. In time, the world will join me.
I raise my whiskey Manhattan Big City in a toast.
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| I went to the zoo today |
[28 Mar 2003|10:09pm] |
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All I saw was a monkey.
Ooo oooo ooo, monkey!
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| I am back in Iraq |
[27 Mar 2003|02:23pm] |
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Look at photo I took of infidel sleeping on the job.
I put cork in the end of his rifle. It may not be yielding right response when he squeezes trigger next.
Praise Allah! Damn Georgia Bush!
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| Impostor infidel! |
[22 Mar 2003|12:06pm] |
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saddamxhussein is despot infidel impostor!
I am Saddam. I have birthdate listed. Saddam X does not know birthday, but will add now.
I have no middle name. He is like Malcolm X, spreading lies and filth. He is CIA spy.
I do not speak English good. Saddam X speaks like natural English. Perfect like. He is impostor.
Die, Saddam X!
Praise Allah!
Spit on America!
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| War is boring |
[22 Mar 2003|11:54am] |
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I am thinking about getting nipple rings.
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| You infidels! Are you espionage agents? |
[21 Mar 2003|04:49pm] |
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It seems like Saddam, SUPREME RULER OF FREE WORLD, is accumulating many new friends on journal.
I spit on you! I know you are American spy looking to figure out the mastermind. -- spit --
Well, silly Americans, I am not hiding. I tell you where I am and still I am alive. Hahahahahaha! You cannot catch Iraqi jackrabbit!
Greetings from [ Error: Irreparable invalid markup ('<img [...] </u>') in entry. Owner must fix manually. Raw contents below.] It seems like Saddam, SUPREME RULER OF FREE WORLD, is accumulating many new friends on journal. I spit on you! I know you are American spy looking to figure out the mastermind. -- spit -- Well, silly Americans, I am not hiding. I tell you where I am and still I am alive. Hahahahahaha! You cannot catch Iraqi jackrabbit! Greetings from <a href="http://www.sudan.net/"><img src="http://www.sudan.net/graphic/camel_sunrise1a.jpg"</u></a>!! (go ahead. you can click it. you can vote on a special poll too, about virgins!) |
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