okay, so you're nonchalant ([info]runpunkrun) wrote,
@ 2005-06-20 15:02:00
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Entry tags:fan/fiction, north meets south

Fic: The First Six Times
Author: Punk
Fandom: Due South
Pairing: F/K
Rating: PG

Summary: The rundown.


The First Six Times

The first time they slept together, it was an accident.

"Oh dear," said Fraser.

The second time, Ray was drunk. As Fraser was not prepared to incapacitate him further, and was actually mildly surprised at Ray's apparent excitement over the prospect of being restrained, Fraser shrugged and went along with it.

"Fuck, yeah," said Ray.

The third time, they were interrupted.

"Inspector Thatcher has dispatched me to inquire after the whereabouts of her dry cleaning, sir. Good evening, Detective Vecchio. Quite an interesting tattoo you have there. Did it hurt?" said Turnbull.

The fourth time, Fraser was drunk.

"Turnbull saw me naked," said Fraser. "Fuck."

The fifth time, they tried to come up with all the reasons why they shouldn't sleep together: There was a hockey game on; Fraser needed to iron his boots; Vecchio would kill them both; it was too hot; Diefenbaker needed to be taken out; Frannie would wear black and throw herself weeping across Ray's desk and they'd never get any work done again; Ray was giving up being queer for Lent; it was June.

"Oh yeah, like that--" said Ray.

"Ray!" said Fraser.

The sixth time they slept together, they stopped pretending it didn't mean anything, and admitted, quietly to themselves (Ray), and through the use of interpretive eyebrow rubbing and a story about two Inuit who opened a taco stand during the height of winter (Fraser), that it might actually mean something.

"Guess you should bring over a toothbrush. Extra shorts. That sort of thing," said Ray.

"Thank you kindly," said Fraser.

"Oh, you've been holding out on me, son. This closet is solid pine. Excellent joist work, and the lake! I always did want a summer cabin," said Bob Fraser.

"Do you hear that?" Ray asked, cocking his head. "Sounds like someone's singing, and...hammering?"

"Oh dear," said Fraser.




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[info]minotaurs
2005-06-20 10:05 pm UTC (link)
Giving up being queer for lent - HA!!!!

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(no subject) - [info]wearemany, 2005-06-20 10:11 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]runpunkrun, 2005-06-21 01:53 am UTC (Expand)

[info]pearl_o
2005-06-20 10:18 pm UTC (link)
Ray was giving up being queer for Lent;

that's *so* the best line. But this whole thing is crazy charming. Woot!

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(no subject) - [info]spainja, 2005-06-21 12:03 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]runpunkrun, 2005-06-21 01:54 am UTC (Expand)

[info]laurashapiro
2005-06-20 10:36 pm UTC (link)
Clearly you're getting the hang of this. (:

::twirls you about::

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(no subject) - [info]runpunkrun, 2005-06-21 05:07 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]laurashapiro, 2005-06-21 05:02 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]serialkarma
2005-06-20 10:57 pm UTC (link)
Oh, this is funny! And charming! And funny, did I mention that?

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(no subject) - [info]runpunkrun, 2005-06-21 10:17 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]sageness
2005-06-20 10:58 pm UTC (link)
*adores*

This is wonderful!

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(no subject) - [info]runpunkrun, 2005-06-23 02:40 am UTC (Expand)

[info]_inbetween_
2005-06-20 11:03 pm UTC (link)
Yep, that's exactly how I remember it.

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[info]aclarar
2005-06-20 11:15 pm UTC (link)
mmuhhahahahaha.

incredible funny...the last line.

I like it a lot. thanks for sharing.

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[info]aclarar
2005-06-20 11:17 pm UTC (link)
ok, all of it was funny, but I love the last line.
Wha? I like Bob.

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(no subject) - [info]runpunkrun, 2005-06-21 05:22 am UTC (Expand)

[info]malnpudl
2005-06-20 11:19 pm UTC (link)
This is a delight. :-)

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[info]firesprite1105
2005-06-20 11:21 pm UTC (link)
HEE! An accident! The fourth time!

*chortles to self, rereads*

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(no subject) - [info]runpunkrun, 2005-06-21 10:22 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]brooklinegirl
2005-06-20 11:21 pm UTC (link)
This is simply brilliant. God, I was grinning like a madwoman through the whole thing. I love every damn part of it - I can't pick just one line. I adore you!

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(no subject) - [info]runpunkrun, 2005-06-21 05:23 am UTC (Expand)

[info]mergatrude
2005-06-20 11:34 pm UTC (link)
You've made me giggle helplessly - wonderful antidote to all the angst prowling about the place.

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(no subject) - [info]runpunkrun, 2005-06-21 10:15 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]joyfulseeker
2005-06-20 11:35 pm UTC (link)
Oh, this was in general hilarious. I am in awe of your ability to tell a complete story in such a small space.

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(no subject) - [info]runpunkrun, 2005-06-22 04:50 am UTC (Expand)

[info]boggit
2005-06-20 11:38 pm UTC (link)
CUUUUUTEEE!

That's the closest approximation I can give of my verbal reaction to this story. It's so great. So, freaking, great.

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(no subject) - [info]runpunkrun, 2005-06-21 10:22 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]raveninthewind
2005-06-20 11:39 pm UTC (link)
This is wonderful because it's whimsical and light-hearted and (yes) utterly charming and oh-so-right.

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[info]maryavatar
2005-06-20 11:45 pm UTC (link)
Hee! Giving up being queer for lent! Dead!Bob! 'Oh dear'!

Laughing my little cotton socks off :)

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[info]planetalyx
2005-06-20 11:48 pm UTC (link)
You are wonderful! This is wonderful! The Lent line, as many have mentioned, is delicious. As is "Vecchio would kill them."

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[info]akite
2005-06-20 11:51 pm UTC (link)
Oh! That was great. I can't pick out just a line or two to quote, it was just that good.

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(no subject) - [info]runpunkrun, 2005-06-22 04:51 am UTC (Expand)

[info]kelly_yoyo
2005-06-20 11:54 pm UTC (link)
Yay! Yay! Yayayayayayayay!

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(no subject) - [info]runpunkrun, 2005-06-21 10:22 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]sprat
2005-06-21 12:08 am UTC (link)
So funny! So great! So cool that you're writing DS! :)

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(no subject) - [info]runpunkrun, 2005-06-23 02:42 am UTC (Expand)

[info]kijikun
2005-06-21 12:24 am UTC (link)
I love Fraser's Oh dear.

And the "giving up being queer for lent..."

*dies laughing*

Great story.

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(no subject) - [info]runpunkrun, 2005-06-23 02:43 am UTC (Expand)

[info]burntcopper
2005-06-21 12:33 am UTC (link)
Like everyone lse, I love Bob. And 'Giving up being queer for lent.'

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[info]miriel
2005-06-21 01:10 am UTC (link)
through the use of interpretive eyebrow rubbing and a story about two Inuit who opened a taco stand during the height of winter (Fraser), that it might actually mean something

LOL. Wonderful!!

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[info]mei_x
2005-06-21 01:16 am UTC (link)
interpretive eyebrow rubbing and a story about two Inuit who opened a taco stand during the height of winter

Hee!! This story was great.

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(no subject) - [info]runpunkrun, 2005-06-22 04:51 am UTC (Expand)

[info]laylee
2005-06-21 01:32 am UTC (link)
Oh, that was sweet and funny, and go Bob!

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(no subject) - [info]runpunkrun, 2005-06-21 10:23 pm UTC (Expand)

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