runpunkrun: Fic: The Milk and Cookies War

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runpunkrun) wrote,
@ 2005-01-13 20:22:00

Entry tags:

fan/fiction, men of steel

Fic: The Milk and Cookies War
Author: Punk
Fandom: Smallville
Pairing: Clark/Lex
Rating: PG

Summary: Lex Luthor's Penthouse for Wayward Boys.

[The Milk and Cookies War]

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	agiel 2005-01-14 04:42 am UTC (link)
	eheheheeh! I cackled out loud. Thank you, thank you, thank you for your reliably awesome writing. I love your Lex and even I feel affection for your Clark. And! I love that the final straw for Lex was Martha's cookie. A masterful stroke. (Reply to this)(Thread)(Expand)

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runpunkrun, 2005-01-14 10:04 am UTC (Expand)

linzeestyle
2005-01-14 04:52 am UTC (link)

Alright, that story totally made my day. I grinned through the whole thing - poor Lex being driven slowly insane(r?) by flirty, college-Clark. One of my favorite things about your fics are always the little one-liners, they never fail to make me giggle. For some reason this:

Lionel disconnects, presumably making plans to call up one of his other sons and tell him about invisible pig farming.

Made me cackle aloud. Thank you so much for posting this fic.

Linzee

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runpunkrun, 2005-01-14 10:09 am UTC (Expand)

	ladydey 2005-01-14 05:01 am UTC (link)
	I just loved everything about this story. It was beautiful and light. Even so often Lex's love for Clark needs to be requited in light and laughter. really nice. I love the Ren Faire Hell circle details - so cute Clark running to Lex and blowing his mind. (Reply to this)(Thread)(Expand)

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runpunkrun, 2005-01-14 10:14 am UTC (Expand)

	juno 2005-01-14 05:28 am UTC (link)
	I love this. I really like all the detail - how Lex knows what the scientific instruments are for. And why Clark needs out of the dorm. But I like the textures even more than the detail - the glow of Clark stretching and how much Lex longs for him. I had the most sucktastic day but this was a happy surprise for me. (Reply to this)(Thread)(Expand)

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runpunkrun, 2005-01-14 10:17 am UTC (Expand)

	Hee, so fun astrea9562 2005-01-14 05:34 am UTC (link)
	So cute. I loved all the details. Perfect first time. Heh, Lex is a little slow on the uptake, eh? I laughed my way through this. Thanks so much for the happys this caused. ;D hugs (Reply to this)(Thread)(Expand)

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runpunkrun, 2005-01-16 06:42 am UTC (Expand)

	sinquepida 2005-01-14 05:37 am UTC (link)
	Sometimes, I just open my friends list and think, "Friends list! Entertain me right now!" And sometimes? My friends list does. This was one of those times. That was lovely, in the quiet, sure way all of your stuff is. (Reply to this)(Thread)(Expand)

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runpunkrun, 2005-01-16 07:19 am UTC (Expand)

	musesfool 2005-01-14 05:42 am UTC (link)
	Mmm...I love your Clex, and this is no exception. Warm, sweet, hot, full of longing. Great stuff. (Reply to this)(Thread)(Expand)

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runpunkrun, 2005-01-16 07:48 am UTC (Expand)

	lastscorpion 2005-01-14 06:03 am UTC (link)
	What a wonderful story! Jeepers, Clark practically had to hit Lex with a 2x4 to get him to pick up on the blatant flirting! LOL! My favorite line was His second thought is that he's not nearly far enough away from Smallville if he's still hearing about pigs on a daily basis Terrific! I loved it a lot! (Reply to this)(Thread)(Expand)

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runpunkrun, 2005-01-16 08:07 am UTC (Expand)

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runpunkrun, 2005-01-17 05:11 am UTC (Expand)

	goss 2005-01-14 06:32 am UTC (link)
	grins madly Oh man that was great! I haven't read a Clex story in so long. I love shirtless!flirty!Clark, poor Lex didn't stand a chance. smooches you (Reply to this)(Thread)(Expand)

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runpunkrun, 2005-01-16 08:49 am UTC (Expand)

	writer_azzie 2005-01-14 06:36 am UTC (link)
	Clark is so sneaky!! Wonderful story; very cute! (Reply to this)(Thread)(Expand)

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runpunkrun, 2005-01-16 08:50 am UTC (Expand)

	tingler 2005-01-14 06:36 am UTC (link)
	This was better than milk and cookies. Even Martha's. Clark radiates understanding and broad golden shoulders. Yes! Clark looks down at his green John Deere t-shirt. It's tight enough you could take an accurate rubbing of his chest through it. Milk and cookies with nutella. And bananas. And, can I do the rubbing? Oh, very my. (Reply to this)(Thread)(Expand)

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runpunkrun, 2005-01-17 06:12 am UTC (Expand)

	raincitygirl 2005-01-14 06:53 am UTC (link)
	So, so deeply adorable and squee-worthy! (Reply to this)(Thread)(Expand)

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runpunkrun, 2005-01-16 09:22 am UTC (Expand)

	thecaelum 2005-01-14 07:08 am UTC (link)
	happy sigh That was so perfect. I loved the way you steadily built up the tension and the longing so that when Lex finally jumped, I felt as if I jumped with him. Absolutely gorgeous. (Reply to this)(Thread)(Expand)

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runpunkrun, 2005-01-17 06:17 am UTC (Expand)

raucousraven
2005-01-14 07:15 am UTC (link)

So was this the one you were trying to name? Because it did turn out adorable. Also, your summary is genius. I am in awe of your gift for perfect short sentences, like discrete chunks of wordy goodness, here, there, all over your story. Consider Fig.1:

Fig.1: wordy goodness from punk manoeuvrability.
The doors close. Lex stares at his reflection. There's a bald man holding a cranberry walnut scone. He sighs and takes a bite.

Bald man angsting with scone: on Lex, it's really rather hot. I... don't know how you did that, but I'm impressed all the same. Let us not mention barely-of-age Clark with the shoulders and the ice cream because spontaneous combustion was not supposed to be on tonight's to-do list. Work was. But this? This is much, much better.

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runpunkrun, 2005-01-16 09:16 am UTC (Expand)

	kitkat3979 2005-01-14 07:22 am UTC (link)
	This was amazing. It made me laugh, even when the unfulfilled longing from Lex was painful. When I read this line: In Lex's head, Clark's message sounds like this: "Hi, Lex. Is it okay if I come over tomorrow and drink milk in your kitchen without a shirt? I knew I was in for a good ride, and this certainly didn't disappoint. Thanks for such a great fic. (Reply to this)(Thread)(Expand)

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runpunkrun, 2005-01-17 06:27 am UTC (Expand)

	masscooper 2005-01-14 08:51 am UTC (link)
	Mass spectrometers aren't boring, they're sexy! (Reply to this)(Thread)(Expand)

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runpunkrun, 2005-01-14 09:50 am UTC (Expand)

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runpunkrun, 2005-01-17 05:10 am UTC (Expand)

strangefrontier
2005-01-14 10:50 am UTC (link)

I'm a bit of a newcomer to the Smallville fandom; new as in my-obsession-is-barely-a-fortnight-old-and-keeps-me-awake-at-night-demanding-to-be-fed. Your fics were recommended to someone on my flist looking for Clexy goodness, and my gosh, daaaaahling, I love your work!

I'm at work right now, restlessly bored and fidgeting my way towards my coffee break. This slice of adorableness just made my morning - thank you!

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runpunkrun, 2005-01-18 04:24 am UTC (Expand)

	buddleia 2005-01-14 11:25 am UTC (link)
	Oh so so very good. Sweet and hot and happy, without being sickly. It's an ART you have. And I wanted Lex to accidently drop the scone and then pick it up and eat it anyway. (Reply to this)(Thread)(Expand)

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runpunkrun, 2005-01-18 04:29 am UTC (Expand)

	anitac588 2005-01-14 12:49 pm UTC (link)
	G Thanks for writing this story, I really enjoyed reading it. Clark was a shameless flirt and really, bare chest drinking was a low blow. G (which I'd take any time any place) "I got thirsty." Yeah, right, snort. (Reply to this)(Thread)(Expand)

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runpunkrun, 2005-01-17 11:28 am UTC (Expand)

	bravecows 2005-01-14 02:07 pm UTC (link)
	I somehow psychically knew you posted a story today. GO ME WOOHOO. And, ah, now to read. :D :D :D (Reply to this)

	qowf 2005-01-14 02:44 pm UTC (link)
	That was fabulous and I don't even watch Smallville. Excellent stuff. I like Lex rearranging his priorities. That made me laugh quite hard. (Reply to this)(Thread)(Expand)

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runpunkrun, 2005-01-16 08:54 am UTC (Expand)

bravecows
2005-01-14 02:45 pm UTC (link)

Awww. Clark is a COCKTEASE. (These two sentences are unrelated, by the way.) I love it. (This isn't!)

What I like about your stories (apart from, you know, the overall total AWESOMENESS OMG) is that they always remind me of what I like about the characters. E. g.

Lex feels a rush of affection for Clark and his strange reliance on the printed word.

omg yes! And like, every time he has a problem he's all, "Oh, I shall read a book! It will help me Understand!" and it's all so goofy and adorable and earnest. Clark is such a superpowered teddy bear. Who reads! dawww.

And, uh. *wild gesticulating* I love it! Yay! Now I shall read it again. :D

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runpunkrun, 2005-01-18 04:35 am UTC (Expand)

	rockthelink 2005-01-14 03:29 pm UTC (link)
	That was so, so good. I loved it! Lois is with Clark. Lex could be on campus in ten minutes. He could be enrolled in five. Bwahaha. I love Lex! (Reply to this)(Thread)(Expand)

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runpunkrun, 2005-01-16 08:23 am UTC (Expand)

	rose_etta 2005-01-14 03:43 pm UTC (link)
	Delightful! Poor Lex, not wanting to be another on of Clark's nameless one-night-stands, given diamond earrings by courier... (Reply to this)(Thread)(Expand)

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runpunkrun, 2005-01-16 08:26 am UTC (Expand)

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rose_etta, 2005-01-16 01:08 pm UTC (Expand)

	habit_rouge 2005-01-14 03:58 pm UTC (link)
	There's something inherently wrong with contentment happening first thing in the morning... You're aware that not anybody can get away with a googles frantically zeugma, right? That one is just sexy. (Reply to this)(Thread)(Expand)

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