More to come, promise. :P

I HATE HET BUT I DON'T CALL YOU GUYS BREEDERS. SRSLY. *moving on to a community of grownups despite the fact that my name is 'Sugartits'*

*flagged for hate speech* *avenges my butthurtz*

lulz

So, did anybody else other than me notice how Cloud's scream sounded like Tidus going down a rollercoaster?

Normally I don't complain about English dubs, but honestly? This was terrible.

listen you little pussy, Dante Sparda IS NEVER COMING TO DEFLOWER YOU.

NEVER.


.....Obviously. Since he isn't real.


He would rather have VERGILS ass--HELL, he'd rather have ARKHAMS ass, than the twat of a little vile she-hag like yourself.


I doubt that, since he isn't gay.



Dante DOESNT want you, you gay bashing gutterslut.

Gutterslut? Who's the one who has the twincest porn on her walls.



By invoking the word FAGGOT you make it clear that you ARE a gay basher, and it has NOTHING to do with incest.

I don't recall calling Dante or Vergil a faggot. Just you and Reno. That's all. :P


You're a sad, little pussy who just wishes big bad Dante would come make her dreams cum true,

Wrong.


AWWW poor little whore. Keep hoping.

I think she's talking more about herself then she is about me.


I can just imagine you, sitting there all hot and bothered over the gorgeous twins, ooohh SQUEEELGUSHCUM

....Yes, she's definately talking more about herself then me. And why is she imagining me hot and bothered? Maybe I was right about her being a faggot.


I may be forty but Ive had PLENTY of cock.

This is a lie.


Not nearly as worn out as you think, either,

Also a lie.


but at least im not a repressed gay hating little coozeinfection like you.

Maybe you should be. That way people would hate you for being a bitch and not a sick fuck.


And my LJ's always open if you need to do some more venting. I love pissing you off.

Not that it wasn't obvious enough. :P


EDIT: It's bad enough that rosiesintherain is an unfunny troll, but she also dares claim that a Reno icon is ugly?? Thus implying that Reno is ugly?? Such unforgivable blasphemy ought to be cleansed with fire. Where is Sephiroth when you need him?

lollergasm

You should probably read this

Gay men who criticize yaoi. There is a God.

So I'm bored, moody, probably going to start my period soon, and I'm irritated. What does one do when they're like this:

Start shit with the twincest fans for epic lulz, of course

Funny, this conversation reminds me of a certain movie. What was it called? The Forty Year Old Virgin?

I'm a bitch.

Best thing ever made

I'm having a bad day. Reason for me being so bitchy/ranting a lot lately.

My next thing for me to rant about is this RPG I'm in. Now I've been on plenty of forum RPG's. I like them a lot. They're more fun then writing fanfiction on my own, and I like collaborating with people and making a story together. It's fun stuff.

But there's times when I feel absolutely out of place in a particular forum that sometimes roleplaying there isn't even fun anymore.

I don't want to stop roleplaying at this one site, because the Mod there has been roleplaying on my forum for awhile as well. And she can be fun to roleplay with, especially on my RPG. But whenever I go to her forum, I don't feel particularly welcomed, wanted, or accepted.

The members are nice. I've never really had any problems with them. But it's the other things that they do on that forum that kind of irks me. For one, the admin and the mod are twincest fans. I wanted to throw up when I saw that they both had reserved Dante and Vergil and I can only imagine what kind of horrible fanrape they were going to put those two characters through. It makes me want to vomit.

Next, Mpreg fans. They have male Legend of Zelda characters who are PREGNANT. Now I've never played the LoZ games, so I don't know what their characters are like. But I highly doubt that Dark, Link, and Ganondorf would be so fucking pussywhipped that not only would they be in gay relationships, but they wouldn't be shooting babies out of their ass ontop of that. Seriously, they have like an entire family of assbabies and a scene with the whole Dark Link going into labor bullshit, then throw in that whole "Ohhhh Mpreg can be logical!!!!" phrase that pisses me off to no end.

Another thing that bugs me? Catgirls. The characters of the admin and mod are fucking CATGIRLS. With the ears and the tails. And not only that, one of them has like, four sets of ears. Two cat ears, two elf ears. And there's no reason (however lame) behind them at all. They're just there. Nothing in this world is more lame then a catgirl. I'm sorry. Women don't have cat ears and cat tails for a reason. Probably because they would look fucking stupid with them.

Another thing that always bothered me is that the mod seems to let her sexuality dictate the way she roleplays. Almost every single one of her characters is bisexual. Which is fine by me. Almost every character I roleplay is straight, so I can't slam her for that one. But what I don't like is how she seems to think that because she's bi, that EVERYBODY is bi. I remember one incident where she had one of her psychic characters dig up memories of one of my male characters about when he was attracted to a man or something. I checked her for the godmoding (you know, she's telling ME what MY character's memories are) and she edited the post, but then said something about how he was being closeminded.

That's fucking rich. Being straight = closeminded. I'm sorry that I'm not attracted to the same sex. I can't help the fact that I don't find women hot. Kind of like how gay men can't help the fact that they don't find women hot. If that makes me closeminded, then fuck it, I'm closeminded.

I also hate the fact that everytime I make a comment about how twincest/mpreg/catgirls suck, she always comes up with "lol! i'm a twincest fan! lol I'm an Mpreg fan!!! lol I'm a catgirl!!". Yeah, we get it. I fucking know you're all of those. You don't have to keep reminding me every ten seconds as if I've suddenly forgot. It would be one thing if I was making those comments towards her, but when I'm saying them to myself or typing it somewhere and not even talking to her and she brings it up nine thousand times, that gets annoying.

The reason why I hate this RPG? Because almost EVERYONE on that forum is exactly the same. The only reason why I haven't quit this stupid fucking RPG is because the mod has been nice and has been roleplaying on mine. It's only right that I return the favor. but honestly, I'm not even having that much fun on there at all and I'm totally contemplating leaving.

And the minute they write that fucking Dante/Vergil twincest scene, which I KNOW that they will, I'm getting the fuck out. Assbabies, gay men, lesbians, catgirls, whatever. But I draw the line at twincest. Sorry, but siblings fucking doesn't pass with me.

Sorry for writing another huge rant about nothing, but I needed to let that out.

EVEN IF YOU ARE A SKINNY TWELVE YEAR OLD JAPANESE GIRL, YOU STILL LOOK RIDICULOUS IN CAT EARS AND A LOLITA.

THAT IS ALL.

Suffering from a horrible headache. The entire left side of my head feels like it's about to explode.

Horrible stomach ache. Feels like I'm about to vomit but for some reason I can't.

House phone keeps ringing nonstop.

THE CELLSPHONES START RINGING NONSTOP RIGHT ALONG WITH THEM.

Any and all food that I consume either hurts me when I eat it or makes me want to throw up shortly afterwards.

Needless to say, some divine entity fucking HATES ME today.

I don't approve of siblings fucking, so I MUST be a homophobe.

No really.

Does anybody other then me really hate it when you try to talk to a friend about something, and all they do is blow you off with one-word responses like "kay" or "sorry" or even ". . ."

Hell, I'd appreciate if they'd just say "I don't want to talk to you. Go away." I don't write shit for someone to respond with ". . ." What the fuck does ". . ." mean?

SO PREPARE TO BE FUCKED BY THE LONG DICK OF THE LAW



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Just thought I'd make a list of all the shit that people seem to love writing/drawing that doesn't make any sense whatsoever and is just flat out stupid/NOT HOT:


Mpreg.
Men can't have babies. Sorry. It's not possible unless you're a fucking seahorse, and even then, the babies still grow inside of the females. Ass babies are retarded.

Twincest.
Siblings fucking isn't hot. The only way it could POSSIBLY be hot was if someone who was not blood related was in the middle of it, and even then, it's still fucked up. I don't want to be naked in a bed with one of my siblinds. Neither do Dante/Vergil. Go die.

Rape victim falling in love with the rapist.
This is not possible whatsoever. Rape is violent, vicious, and will scare the victim for life. It will always stay with them. You do NOT fall in love with the person who rapes you, suggesting such a thing is ridiculous enough.

Hellsing yaoi that involves the Iscariot organization.
They're Catholics, you morons. They work for the Pope. They OBVIOUSLY are against homosexuality.

Hellsing yaoi/yuri that involves Millenium.
They're Nazis. Nazis hate fags. Sorry, but even though Zorin looks like a gigantic bulldyke, she's not going to be banging the hell out of Rip Van Winkle.

Kain/Raziel Yaoi.
Two words: Goddess Millenia.

Vorador yaoi.
The man has an entire harem full of brides. He's up to his ears in pussy. He doesn't like the cock, and he CERTAINLY doesn't want his father's cock. Go to hell.

Metalocalypse Yaoi.
They're not fags. It's fairly obvious that the band members like chicks. They don't have male groupies, they have a million naked women painting them. So they obviously don't want to fuck each other. Eat shit.

Tentacle sex.
If you find this kinky, you should be murdered.

Sonic the Hedgehog Hentai.
Do I even have to explain this? Seriously, what the fuck?

Disney Hentai.
Same as above.

Kingdom Hearts Yaoi.
Anybody who thinks that KH porn is hot/worth "squeeing!!!" over should die. Roxas/Axel isn't hot. It looks like pedophilia. Riku/Sora isn't hot. They look like ten year old boys. Kill yourselves.



Heh, that's all that comes to mind so far. XD I'll post more later.

I am in love with an Oneida Indian boy.

Yes I am.

I am the stone that the builder refused, I am the visual
The inspiration that made ladies sing the blues
I'm the spark that makes your idea bright
The same spark that lights the dark
So that you can know your left from your right
I am the ballot in the box the bullet in the gun
The innerglow that lets you know to call your brother son
The story that just begun
The promise of what's to come
And I'm a remain a soldier 'til the war is won.

The fact that my parents can get together with me and we can sit down and watch movies like Pulp Fiction, American History X, or Platoon, which use every horrible profanity in the dictionary, and actually ENJOY it, but then freak out and act all mortified when I watch Hellsing OVA 2 when Jan's cussing up a storm.

Truth is? I think the reason they freak out is because it's a cartoon swearing. And it's a cartoon with blood and guts. I know that Jan says some pretty bad things, but the characters in Platoon and Pulp Fiction say MUCH WORSE and my parents love those films.

I hate double standards more than anything. Especially ones like this. And the fact that I was watching the film in the living room BY MYSELF and they decided to move in and watch it, then get mad and tell me to shut it off when Jan drops a few bad words. Give me a break.

So I was watching Kevin Smith's "Dogma" the other day and thought it would be incredible if I made a Hellsing/Dogma crossover fanfic where Integra is the Last Scion, and her and the rest of the Hellsing guys get to meet Metatron, Rufus, Serendipity, Jay and Silent Bob.

Plus it would be incredibly amusing if Anderson and Enrico Maxwell found out that Catholics would bring forth the apocalypse and that Alanis Morissette is God.

... or I just have some serious mental problems.