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King Rob Of Roboslovakia
Purveyor of filth, smut and the word cock
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Wiiiiiiiiiii
Soooooooooooo Jen when into labour last night... I took her to the hospital, they said NO! TOO SOON! They gave her lots of drugs to make it stop and it did.... I know that sounds like it was written by a retard but that's because I'm running on soooooo little sleep the last couple of days that I am clinically retarded. I shit you not... The last week has been filled with the flu, children with the flu.. more diapers filled with peanut butter soup than I ever want to see again (and that's just mine, don't ask about Becky's), dumb people at work and then last night's "adventure". I was hoping that when they gave Jen morphine I would get some too, but no... I know I don't have to deal with the whole bowling ball out the woo haa thing but doesn't cranky flu ass no sleep syndrome deserve a little morphine?!?!!? Doesn't it?!?!?! ugh

in other news can somebody please find me a fucking wii in toronto?!?!?! please.. I want *grunt grunt fart*
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Happy New Year.... Or Something...
Sooooooooooo Happy New Year to all you people I neglect in Livejournal land.... Still alive, still waiting for child number 2 to arrive, my bet is on the weekend of the 18th, but who knows with these things. CES is this week and Macworld is next week, which is heaven/hell for me... I looooooove the new toys but at the same time repeating over and over to myself "No Rob you don't NEED them the money would be better spent on your children" is like soul crushing... At least for a couple of minutes till something else shiny distracts me.

Other than that... writers strike sucks for television but it's giving me a chance to catch up on flicks that I've missed, my brother snagged me a whole bunch of HD flicks for xmas which really rocked... ohhh I probably never mentioned I finally got around to "finishing" (it'll never really be finished but at least it's working now) the home theater thing, 100" screen, Optoma HD projector and I built a crazy MCE setup with HD-DVD and Blu-Ray and using myMovies as a cataloging/serving system (btw if you're into that whole home theater thing, that software is free and I can't recommend it highly enough) for our old dvd's which are stored on a 3 terrabyte raided server setup. I won't blather on about it here, but I have to admit as much as I love going to theater to see movies, I think this is a much more enjoyable watching them and for once my wife actually agrees with me ;-)

ohhhh... must not forget.. I still do that fake internet radio show type thingy with [info]lucky_groom and Dan and Jason and we're looking for a mouthy female that can keep us in line ;-) Paul's wife had to stop doing it cuz she got a respectable job soooooooooo we're putting that call out to anyone with boobs that interested and can do spare some time Mondays at 9pm eastern. Drop me a line if that's you....

And I think that's it... now I'll go back to waiting for Idol AND Big Brother to start up in a couple of weeks... *burp*
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Dooo dooo dooooooooo
Just reading AICN and stumble across this story that Morgan Spurlock may not only have found Osama Bin Laden but also interviewed him for his new documentary Where in the world is Osama? If that turns out to be true, how fucking great would that be? The Supersize Me guy found Osama when the rest of the "Intelligence World" couldn't? Sorry that story just got me excitied so I had to share...

What else, ohhh ya, have to say thank you to [info]moejo, [info]dawnmarie's parents were up for a visit a few weeks back and had mentioned they really wanted Dawn Marie's site back up and running, so I asked and he gladly turned the site over to me. Sadly he didn't have a backup of it and I only had a partial, soooo now the long arduous task of piecing together bits of what I had with bits of what the Internet Archive has begins. I think in the end we'll have most of it back, sans a few pictures... and the forums... but I have some other ideas I'll have to bounce off of them.

Other than that life is good.. Christmas is coming, and nobody has offered to get naked yet.... you guys need to get cracking on that ;-)
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Things I Never Thought I Would Have To Say
I have to start writing these down, just cuz I catch myself saying these things to my lil girl and after they come out of my mouth I can not believe I had to actually say them.... these two in the last two weeks, though I'm sure there will be many many more....

1) Rebecca, Daddy loves it when you come and give him kisses but please keep your tongue in your mouth.
2) Becky sweetie, Poo(h) is not a hat


To my fellow Southern Ontarians, isn't our weather grand? To our neighbours down south, Happy Turkey Day!!!!
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whoa 2 whole weeks.....
OK say it with me, "must remember to update, must remember to update". Let's see....

Dear Father,

it's been two weeks since my last livejournal confession and this is what's happened:

Grandmother died (it's alright, she suffered for six years and it really was for the best)
We scrambled to keep Becca away from the proceedings (except for the wake) cuz two year olds and funerals... u know
We spent the limo rides from the funeral home to the church to the cemetery laughing really hard cuz we thought the priest was on drugs.. It really wasn't appropriate but some of the stuff he said was sooooo out there we couldn't help it.. He gave my father the crucifix from my grandmothers casket and said to keep it because it would keep him safe from "mischief" like bumping his head, tripping, tornadoes and tsunami's... and that was in all seriousness... I won't even get into building altars at home, serpents and crushed skulls, or stopping the rosary until someone brought him water.... *starts snickering again*
What else, ohhhh it took a whole month but my iMac arrived and I really am in awe and love with the thing..
Just found out Becca is going to be moving from her Toddler class to Preschool class in her daycare... *sniff* she's growing up too fast damn it!!!!
Three months and counting to the release date of the Official Baby Ont sequel, though I suspect the producer will bump up the release date like the first one was.
Ummmmmmm ohhhh Iron Maiden is doing a tour playing only stuff from Somewhere in Time and earlier AND they're using the Powerslave stage, that was the first real metal concert I got to see on my own with friends as a teenager and one of buddies snagged us tickets for the Toronto show... I'm really looking forward to the show... though I know when I get there I will look around and feel REAL FUCKING OLD... then again, I am... quick someone show me some titties and make me feel young ;-)

For these and all my other sins I am truly sorry, I ask for forgiveness from you Father Brad (even though you sold lj to 6part and now you work for google and are probably a gazillionaire), or something like that... Now give me my penance.
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*tap tap tap*
oi....

this thing still on???

it's been a YEAR since I posted here?!?!?!?! I'm still alive, still playing the daddy part and loving it, though I need to rest up cuz Lil Monster Ont the sequel should arrive January-ish... Still old, fat and balding... some shit never changes.. How about you kids? You still alive?
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and now for something completely different
Don't usually speak about this in lj but what the hell.... We've been doing an internet based radio show thingy for some time now so if you're bored this evening between 7-9 eastern and wanna kill some time:

RoR w/Dan Live Tonight 7-9 Eastern

Hey kids a reminder that RobOnt Radio is live tonight from 7-9 eastern and Dan will be joining us. So head over to ThereIsNoRadio.com and tune in and don't forget that we'll be in the chatroom as well (and it supports webcams for those of you ladies that have a wild streak, completely optional of course ;-) ). As always 1-888-RobOnt1, skype RobOnt or show@robontradio.com.
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State of The Ont
Well now here we go again... a couple of months, time for an update in ye ole LiveJournal I guess.... Surprise, surprise, I am in fact still alive, obviously haven't really been around these parts much, though from what I hear not many people have been lately, guess the LJ phenom thing is dieing down.. That being said I have managed to read a lil bit over the last couple of weeks and throw the odd comment out here and there... There is quite a few of you that I actually do miss And the lack of real people nudity as of late can be a bit depressing ;-) It's just tough finding the time these days ya know?

Yesterday was my first official Fathers Day as a dad, it was a nice day all in all, I gotta admit I'm digging the whole Dad thing more and more. There's still lots of crying and she's starting to figure out tantrums can be fun if she doesn't get what she wants, but that stuff is so miniscule compared to all the good stuff that happens on a day to day basis.... Definitely one of those things that I never knew how awesome it was gonna be and how much it would change me until it happened.

The site is still taking up a lot of my free time these days, it was one of those things that LJ was kinda limiting at the time and so I started that thing and it grew and then grew some more and now it's more of a business thing these days than anything. it sucks cuz I miss the personal interaction that LJ has and blogging really can't touch that aspect of LJ. The podcasting thing though has turned out to be a lot of fun, and actually I've met a bunch of pretty decent people through that (btw if you're bored tonight we're doing our 25th show, more here). It's cool because you see how that whole thing is growing daily and people are doing more of the pod and video casting thing, and I guess by it's nature it's such a more intimate medium, it'll be interesting to see how that grows in the future....

What else, what else, ohhh ya.. had surgery a couple weeks back, I've had this long standing problem breathing through my nose, ya I know I know the fucking thing is HUGE you could fly a 747 between nostrils, how could you possibly have breathing problems, but I did.. Well anyway they took a drill to the thing and made some more room and SOMEHOW managed to break one of my teeth while doing that.. that part I haven't figured out yet... but slowly but surely I am able to breathe more and more and as a result smell and taste again. You never know how much you could missed that until it's given back to you...

Other than I'm rambling, I'll let you get back to your regularly scheduled stuff now, play nice and I'll see you sometime :)
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*looks around at this strange place*
Woops a month something has gone by again so I should do one of those update thingies huh?? Lessee in the last month I've still been doing the daddy thing..... I threw out my back loading a case of wine in the car for Baby B's baptism, had said baptism, was going to work and got rear ended by some chick that was late for her exam..... soooooo much like any good rear ending I have been walking really funny the last week or so.... what else... ummmmm OH!!! Three years was up at work so I had to place an order for new systems, and wouldn't you know the boss let me buy myself one of those shiny new snazzy MacBook Pros which I am happily typing away ton right this very moment and let me tell you... they are the shit.... Other than that, been obsessing on the podcast thing which has been a LOT of fucking fun doing... though that being said I kinda miss the whole hot nekkid lj girl thing.. go figure huh? ;-) so how you kiddies?
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:D
http://www.votefortheworst.com/

that makes me loff and loff and loff..... s'up mah ho's??
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futhermucker where does the time goooooooo?
Wow... almost forgot what LJ looks like... oops.... sorry kids been really caught up with the whole Podcasting thing and the site lately that lj seems to have taken a back seat to everything..... Plus figured you guys needed a break from "Ole One Trick Pony Wanna Get Nekkid On The Internet" Boy..... ;-)

Shit's good great at home... The lil one gave me a whole new perspective on that life thing, was a little bit unprepared for that but to say I'm enjoying the ride would be a great understatement... Just the thought of seeing what my little monster will learn today makes me look forward to waking up.... ugh sappy dad shit... enuff of that

I'll get back to amusing you with porn one of these days (get ready for the one trick pony routine, ready? it's coming) perhaps when some of you get nekkid and send me pictures (awww ya there it is) at robont@gmail.com ... btw for the photographer kids out there... the sites really been getting a lot of exposure lately, so if you wanna share pix and get your name out there, now is definately a good time to do it....

and for all of you.. hope things have been going well for you... I've been really caught up with well you read above... so i'm not sure what's going on with everyone but I hope it's all good shit.... I should probably spend some time and get caught up huh? with that in mind and the time of year it is here comes a cheezy why doesn't that cocksucker on Idol say this anymore more Ont Out..........
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mkay...
Soooooo which of you foxy mamas are sending in pix for that Girls of Myspace thing Playboy is running????

and yes I know this is lj but I gotta think a good 90% of you have myspace accounts</a>
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randomness
yay for idol
putting celebrities on ice is fucking genius and I WILL be watching
Colin Farrell should not have made that sex tape... seriously.... O&A fans be listening tomorrow for the audio... don't ask me how I know that ;-)
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Fornication Friday
K in my humble yet way twisted and corrupted opinion there's nothing hotter than a girl that likes to be watched and man does todays lady looooooove to be watched. I will leave this young lady nameless just cuz the pix are way graphic but I'm sure a few of you know exactly who this is. Now THIS my friends is how the week needed to be finished.. or started for that matter... hell all week would be fine with me ;-)

Fornication Friday... do you think it's safe for work? )