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okay anyway

GOOD MORNING LIVEJOURNAL









(get it? sunrise AND lion king for the sega genesis. sometimes i'm a bloody genius)



YEAH I HAVE COFFEE TOO NOW

i just realised i never made a friends only post. for those of you already added, please disregard this.

~*~*~*~THE SHIT SURVEY~*~*~*~*~

DO THIS (IN YOUR JOURNAL) IF YOU WANT TO STAY ON MY FRIENDS LIST.

written by yours truly

how often do you shit per week?: about 4 times. sometimes 3, if i haven't had a lot of junk food.

do you ever get constipated?: NO! lucky me.



this is the bristol stool chart. what are your poops usually like?: umm, probably type 3.

do your poops usually have a strongly offensive odour, or are they relatively harmless?: my poops are always harmless, UNLESS i've had a spicy chicken sandwich from wendy's. then they're vile. sometimes (i'd estimate 20% of the time) they smell after i eat ramen.

(kind of unrelated to pooping) the average human farts 14 times per day. how many times per day would you estimate you fart? are they rank?: ummm, in all honesty maybe 4 or 5 times. they usually don't smell, unless i've eaten the food listed above. i don't fart a lot, but i more than make up for it by burping all the fucking time.

oh yeah, and they sound like tiny trumpets. they're musical.

OK OK OK that was really short, you definitely have no excuse not to do it.

~*~*~*~*~the code*~*~*~*~*~

<b>how often do you shit per week?:</b> <b>do you ever get constipated?:</b> <center><img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b4/Bristol_Stool_Chart.png/460px-Bristol_Stool_Chart.png" border="4"></center> <b>this is the bristol stool chart. what are your poops usually like?:</b> <b>do your poops usually have a strongly offensive odour, or are they relatively harmless?:</b> <b>(kind of unrelated to pooping) the average human farts 14 times per day. how many times per day would you estimate you fart? are they rank?:</b>

if i'm not mistaken, the average human poops 2 times per day. HOWEVER, you are a healthy pooper if your poops have some sort of routine.

i am a healthy pooper

i love little boys

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