This one I found on emwitchwood's extra harddrive.

Thanks to this picture, my brother has decided that Ling/Ed is his new OTP.

So of course he immediately had to find more fanart for it.

( and so I had to steal it )

I finally read the Hermaphrodite doujinshi series- and I did not like it at all. I've read some other doujinshi by the circle, and everyone always said good things about it, but I did not like it. I do not get what the big deal is with it.

I spent the whole thing hoping Al marched over to Roy's and killed him in his sleep. I wanted to smack Hawkeye for being such a cold hearted, un-Hawkeyeish bitch. I wanted to shake Ed really hard. I wanted Hughes to rise from the grave just to kick Roy's ass. From the first pages to the last, I grew more and more appalled. It was like they'd taken a 14-year-old's rape turned twu luv fic and made it into doujinshi.

One of my friends said she loved the ending. Uh, why? I hated it. I wanted Ed to tell Roy to fuck off, get back on that train and find someone who wasn't such a selfish dick. How can a healthy, loving relationship be born out of manipulation and abuse?

I could rant all day about just why it bothered me so much, but then I won't get my Ling/Ed t-shirt made, so.

I just discovered bandom and am very, very disturbed.

(Probably not as distured as the actual bands would be, though.)

And I now feel sick. Not because of the Zelda. Because I went three months without eating any meat and then ate a huge, nasty, greasy cheesburger. And now I feel too sick to keep playing Zelda.

On the brightside, I found this picture on my brother's harddrive.



Tingle/Nabooru is cracktastic.

And I am going to go puke, now.

...and that wasn't supposed to rhyme, but okay.

I am sick of fanfics that have one guy in the role of experienced, mature, dominant seme and the other as inexperienced, immature, super submissive uke. WTF fandom? Does ANY relationship really work like that? I am sick of the seme/uke stereotypes! And I am really sick of them in the Fullmetal Alchemist and Bleach fandoms. In what way do any of those men ever fall into the typical 'uke' category? Why do fanbrats feel it necessary to totally rape my favorite characters just so they can have their cookie cutter seme/uke smut fics? Why can't both men wear the pants?!?

no love, 

Li-Li

My computer is out of comission, so I've been using the computers at the public library and comandeering emwitchwood's and bella_eve's. I'm at the public library right now, and I just read a pretty awesome fic on FF.net, but I can't review it because it says that someone using this computer already has. I figured that since I was, you know, logged in, that it would let me. *scratches head* Oh well.

I realize that this post was completely pointless, but I am bored.

Here, have a picture of Mustang's crew cross-dressing.



Doesn't Ed look thrilled?

EDIT: Now I know why it wouldn't let me submit a review- I'm always logged in at home, and my brother beat me to it!

Animated manga? For real?

in the aftermath of the leaked BONES document incident, MOON PHASE confirms that he got word a while ago that there is indeed a new Full Metal Alchemist series in the works - an original manga version

Or are they full of shit?

I kinda hope they're not full of shit. I mean, animated Xing crew, and Lust dying, and Garfield, and- yeah. But at the same time, I really like the current anime. Almost better than the manga.

Stole from my brother. Who knows where he found it.

Sorry, just have to brag real quick-- emwitchwood wrote me femslash!!!! Kagome/Ayumi, Aerith/Tifa, Penelo/Fran, Elysia/Anya and Scarlet/Esta femslash, to be exact.

My fandoms seriously needs more femslash. Good femslash, not just pointless porn.

I got a job at the noodle stand by my apartment! It's great! I only have to walk a block so my brother isn't worried about me being out alone in the Big Bad City of New York. My boss looks like a older, skinner Jackie Chan and laughs at my horrible butchering of his native language. (So what if I am the only one of my ten siblings to not be fluent in chinese?)

Also, today my brother sent me this, hoping to disturb me:



... Where does he find these?

My brother sent me this:

( WTF )

...

...

Where does he find these things?

There is this thing, it's called doing laundry. Maybe I should try it. While I managed to pass off my wardrobe choice as a quirky fashion statement, my big brother went to work in a Ninja Turtles t-shirt and wasn't so lucky. (I thought he looked adorable, myself.)

Anyway. My computer crashed, and I lost all my favorites. (Actually, I lost everything.) Anyone know where I can find good, up to date scanlations of the Fullmetal Alchemist manga?

I'm terza rima, and I talk and smile. Where others lock their rhymes and thoughts away I let mine out, and chatter all the while. I'm rarely on my own - a wasted day Is any day that's spent without a friend, With nothing much to do or hear or say. I like to be with people, and depend On company for being entertained; Which seems a good solution, in the end. What Poetry Form Are You?

Take it!

I over slept. By four hours.

I totally missed school! I woke up when my last class was being dismissed!

*bangs head onto keyboard* Why do I always do things like this? I'm hopeless. HOPELESS.

Where did my summer go???

I packed and unpacked and now I have to go to school??? SO not cool.

Ah. Oh well. Senior year, right? Let's see if I can be the first of my friends to graduate.

As you know, Emmy had wrote the Clouffie that I requested, and it was awesome. As I expected, considering where it came from. 

But she posted in on her FF.net account, and when I was done reading it I went and read the Roy/Ed fics she has on there.... and I got addicted to them as I do when I read her stuff and then I read some of the stuff she hasn't posted yet and she caught me and beat me over the head... which is not the point here. The point is- due to circumstances, ucky horrible circumstances, she stopped writing it for a few months, and I totally understand why..... but now she is writing again and not... well, you know, and.... SHE STILL WON'T UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is this? WHY? SHE'S DOING IT ON PURPOSE, ISN'T SHE? 

Just cause she knows how much I want to read the rest of it.....

So cruel.......

Ugh! I got suspended AGAIN. Fucking hell. My brother is PISSED. Like, actually pissed. He shouted! He NEVER shouts. 

*twiddles thumbs* It's totally my fault, isn't it? *sighs*

But but but that bitch had it coming! Damn. I feel like my mom saying that. But it's true! She called Key a fag! To his face! And a bunch of other stuff that I'm not going to repeat! And, and my fist just shot out of it's own accord and connected with her nose! It was instinct. Really. HE wasn't going to defend himself- he's a wuss! But I love him to death! And that BITCH is going to get a lot more than my fist in her face next time!

.... okay. Next time she'll probably be expecting it, and she DOES have a good fifty pounds on me, but never underestimate us shorties! We fight to the death! 

And no, Hydra, I don't need my shots. *sticks out tongue*

I am just so PISSED. 

I'm going to go bake something.