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Subject:"You should know who this is"
Time:09:05 pm
The one thing worse than failing to identify yourself when you call me is REFUSING to identify yourself when you call me. Also, it's a good way to get me to hang up.
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Subject:Somebody was having a good time, and it wasn't me
Time:01:00 pm
On my way out of the apartment complex this morning, someone's bikini was hanging on the fence around the pool.
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Subject:I lead a life of excitement and danger
Time:06:51 pm
Tomorrow I get to go for jury selection.
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Subject:Once
Time:10:56 pm
I so love a film where the guy doesn't get the girl.
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Subject:Pants
Time:08:54 am
At the light rail station this morning someone has left behind their pants. That implies either a really bad day or a really good one.
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Subject:Blah blah graphics blah blah
Time:12:25 pm
I need heather here to explain this presentation to me before I fall asleep.
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Subject:Earth Day introduces yet another way to annoy me
Time:12:50 pm
For Earth Day, the cafeteria at work sold "no beef products and limited cheese products". To heck with that; I come from a long line of cow murderers and I'm not sorry.

Besides, the implication that *all* cows are bad for the environment will hurt the cows' feelings, and surely there must be someone who will protest that.
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Subject:When will I ever need to know this?
Time:10:05 am
In a shocking development, I actually used calculus for something at work. The chain rule, to be precise.

So stay in school, kids. You really will use it someday. (No, it still doesn't make you cool.)
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Subject:Geek cred, I hasn't it
Time:03:03 pm
I am so ashamed. I've bought a PRE-BUILT desktop computer.
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Subject:Fedex scares me again
Time:07:14 pm
I came home to find a Fedex door tag that had "on porch" written on it. Mind you, I live in a 2nd floor apartment with no back entrance, so I was immediately confused by where the delivery might actually be.

It was *really* on my second floor porch with no back entrance.
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Subject:Delivery Exception
Time:12:47 pm
So far, Fedex has screwed up 2 of 2 shipments related to my broken cell phone.

The first shipment was scanned as delivered but put back on the truck. It was found back at the depot, but they had to look it up by address since the tracking number was scanned at "delivery" and the door tag number was never scanned at all.

The second shipment was standard overnight but did not leave Memphis until 6:41 am so it didn't get to Portland until after the delivery trucks had already left. I paid AT&T an extra $12 to send it overnight.
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Subject:I can has business case?
Time:11:44 pm
icanhascheezburger.com has 9 employees and turns a profit.
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Subject:Now they're not even trying
Time:07:38 am
The spam bots on Yahoo messenger now say "bot_army" in their fake user name. Just in case you could figure out that they're spammy.
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Subject:Old time Hockey! Eddie Shore!
Time:12:40 pm
They're playing an NHL game in Buffalo... *outside*.
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Subject:What passes for a white christmas in portland
Time:03:35 pm
Also, test of posting from camera phone
What passes for a white christmas in portland

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Subject:From the "Things I Never Knew" Dept.
Time:07:35 pm
I was born on July 19, 1974.

My parents were married on Feb. 23, 1974.
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Subject:And taxes
Time:07:20 pm
My father died this afternoon.

I have to go do whatever it is you do to take care of these situations, starting with figuring out what I'm supposed to do.

So I'll be even less talkative here that usual. Or maybe more.
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Subject:I made you a cake but I eated it
Time:07:47 am
happy birthday heather. 8-)
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Subject:Sad little man in a box
Time:08:48 pm
I like Sundays because of the long stretches of time I can spend without leaving my apartment.
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Subject:Travelling Matt
Time:05:28 am
I'm off for my annual pilgrimage to the east coast.
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