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Feb. 11th, 2004 @ 10:39 am An important poll
[info]whatifoundthere, in a kind note of academic encouragement, suggests that a helpful way of gaining power over the dissertation is to name it, and then I can avoid the D-word when I must refer to it. On so important a matter, dear readers, I ask your assistance.

Poll #247101 Dissertation name
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What should Quislibet name his dissertation?

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Consuela
15 (20.8%)

Maurice
6 (8.3%)

Tiberius Claudius Drusi f. Drusus Nero Germanicus
4 (5.6%)

Fat Eddie
16 (22.2%)

Algernon Xerxes Tillinghast III
7 (9.7%)

A Dissertation Named Sue
5 (6.9%)

LaWanda
7 (9.7%)

Mustapha
7 (9.7%)

Gríma
3 (4.2%)

Other (leave comment)
2 (2.8%)



Update 3/27/04: Consuela won sometime ago, so you needn't vote. I point this out because I'm linking to this post from the future.
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From:[info]mcsnee
Date: February 11th, 2004 08:25 am (UTC)
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Calling it "Ozymandias" might help you keep it in the correct perspective, prioritywise...
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From:[info]quislibet
Date: February 11th, 2004 08:46 am (UTC)

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Because the Mighty committee will look upon my works and despair of my contributing to the good reputation of the university?
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From:[info]mcsnee
Date: February 11th, 2004 09:15 am (UTC)

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Well, that wasn't exactly the interpretation I was going for...
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From:[info]quislibet
Date: February 11th, 2004 09:21 am (UTC)

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Then was it that by writing it I, like the character in "The Watchmen," would do something so unspeakably horrible that humanity would have no choice but to put aside their differences and band together for survival?
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From:[info]dancer
Date: February 11th, 2004 08:28 am (UTC)

Dissertation

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Having just started my Master's Paper, I think a good name for your dissertation would be: "the suck". It describes so many things, like how its a time suck, and how well, it just sucks, and probably other things I'm not thinking of now :)
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From:[info]dancer
Date: February 11th, 2004 08:28 am (UTC)

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"and probably other things I'm not thinking of now :)"

... and because it makes one want to sit in a corner, rock back and forth, and suck their thumb from time to time!
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From:[info]quislibet
Date: February 11th, 2004 09:12 am (UTC)

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And I have to suck down all sorts of caffeine while I'm doing it...
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From:[info]dancer
Date: February 11th, 2004 09:48 am (UTC)

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"And I have to suck down all sorts of caffeine while I'm doing it..."

See?

I give you permission to use my Master's Paper word for your dissertation, if you want to. ;)
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From:[info]verian
Date: February 11th, 2004 08:33 am (UTC)
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Cheese Doodle
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From:[info]stagemanager
Date: February 11th, 2004 08:54 am (UTC)
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Okay, I seriously need to pay more attention.

All this time I thought you were female.

Sorry.
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From:[info]quislibet
Date: February 11th, 2004 09:10 am (UTC)

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Silly! Then I'd be Quaelibet!
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From:[info]indilibelle
Date: February 11th, 2004 03:37 pm (UTC)

Quaelibet?

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While I sure gathered pretty quickly that you were male, it was not because of the name. Most of us dont even recognize latin beyond "et tu, brute?" So, what does Quislibet mean?

-signed, The Incurably Curious
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From:[info]quislibet
Date: February 12th, 2004 06:53 am (UTC)

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Well, the "S" should drop out except in medieval Latin (oops), but quilibet, quaelibet, quodlibet means "whoever (whatever) you wish."
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From:[info]lekythen
Date: February 11th, 2004 09:16 am (UTC)
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I punched for 'the Diss' on mine, giving it the pleasant connection with Dis, "dissing", and psuedo-Cockney rhyming slang style for taking the piss. Yeah. Admittedly, this was a British art college dissertation, and a measly 6-8000 words. Whooo.
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From:[info]quislibet
Date: February 12th, 2004 06:59 am (UTC)

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Is that the one you've been posting? At least you had pretty pictures!
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From:[info]lekythen
Date: February 12th, 2004 08:29 am (UTC)

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Yep, that's the one. I figured it would at the very least amuse other people. They are cute pictures. *grin* Translating the Gothic and Lolita magazine was honestly the only pleasure I had in writing the damn thing.
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From:[info]rmalena
Date: February 11th, 2004 10:42 am (UTC)
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I think any name with Xerxes has to be a winner. Brings out that whole feeling of neccessary destruction of something... though it's nicely rounded off with Algernon, which at least on the surface sounds a little more peaceful. Also, adding the 'III' makes it seem as if you have done this twice before, giving you a new level of confidence.
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From:[info]quislibet
Date: February 12th, 2004 06:59 am (UTC)

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Hmm... I'm not sure that tricking myself into thinking I'd done it twice before would really be comforting.
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From:[info]skygoodwill
Date: February 11th, 2004 01:12 pm (UTC)
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Eheu! fugaces labuntur annui!

Cast that aside, my friend! And call it boldly: 'Coraticum'
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From:[info]quislibet
Date: February 12th, 2004 07:02 am (UTC)

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You don't have to tell ME that labuntur anni! I've been ABD for as long as the period in which some more intensely focused colleagues have begun their degree program, finished it, and moved on to tenure-track positions.
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From:[info]christianb
Date: February 11th, 2004 01:22 pm (UTC)
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I'm split between Fat Eddie and Mustapha.
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From:[info]quislibet
Date: February 12th, 2004 07:03 am (UTC)

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I know it's hard, but in the end, you have to go with the one that will treat you right.
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From:[info]cat9
Date: February 11th, 2004 06:48 pm (UTC)
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That's it...I'm going out in the street to drum up other people to vote for Consuela. I just like saying it :)
(It sounds so...not French. There are good odds that Spanish names are only exotic this close to Quebec, eh?)
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From:[info]quislibet
Date: February 12th, 2004 07:04 am (UTC)

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For some reason the name "Consuela" was a joke-name amongst my circle of high school dork friends. I guess it was exotic enough in south central Ohio, too.