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Jul. 25th, 2008 @ 09:18 am Anybody want to make me a T-shirt
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It would say "World's Worst Judoka". I got fucking owned last night. Hell, Stallone nearly beat me on the ground and in randori and I outweigh him by like 120 lbs. Admittedly my wrist was fucked still, but come on. Then I went up against Ajax (like a sea wall for the Tohoku) and got chewed out for being too stiff. I just wasn't sure how to handle him. I'm used to being much bigger than the people I fight, and here I was up against a guy that probably has 50 lbs. on me and maybe ten inches. Totally crazy and I barely held him off until he turned one of my own throws against me and dropped me. Suck ass. Plus one of the Monday-Wednesday crowd black belts tossed me and I landed right on my shoulder, which is still fucked up today. It was a pretty bad night. Definitely I am regretting taking off the two Tuesdays I skipped due to travel fatigue and laziness. Lame. I also gotta get back on the non-Judo fitness wagon, because I think if I wasn't constantly out of breath I might have time to actually fight.
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Jul. 23rd, 2008 @ 11:02 pm The Dark Knight
Fucking rocked. See it. Best super hero movie ever, maybe; totally kick ass.

Don't stop believing kids.
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Jul. 23rd, 2008 @ 03:37 pm Barn of the Naked Dead


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Jul. 23rd, 2008 @ 03:17 pm Hellboy II


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Jul. 18th, 2008 @ 01:01 pm Quick reviews
What I've been watching lately:

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Jul. 15th, 2008 @ 11:29 pm Texas
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So Thursday the 10th the Baroness and I got up wicked early and drove out to Providence to catch a flight down to Texas. Unfortunately time and money was short so we had a whirlwind itinerary; first fly to Huston, then drive to West Columbia in a rented car to visit with BVH's aunt and uncle, then out to San Antonio to see Diomedes of Maine/NYC/San Antonio and Captain Teeth (I may finally have a good nickname there) and then out to Austin to go to Z's wedding. Things went moderately according to plan.

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Jun. 19th, 2008 @ 11:25 am Gaming help
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Quick, I need every possible villain name you could use on a prison/chain-gang themed crime group.

Already used:

Sister Sledge
The Warden (Dead)
Ball and Chain (Dead)

Probably will be using:

Lock-up (or maybe Lock-Down)
The Cooler
Ball
Chain (see if they're two separate people I can re-use the names)
Slammer

Less likely to use:
Shiv
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Jun. 17th, 2008 @ 11:10 am The Intruder


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Jun. 17th, 2008 @ 09:39 am Hatchet


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Jun. 17th, 2008 @ 09:21 am Failures in Gaming
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A comment in Stone's blog got me thinking about how many games I've run have failed vs. how many haven't. How long is "failed" if it's an episodic campaign? I guess non-episodic types that fail to end are failures. Still, that seems unfair-I ran only the first part of four or five of my last CoC campaign and that didn't feel like a failure.

Going backwards: The PD-success; Masks of Nyarlahotep-fail; Crazy Old Dudes Cthulhu Fighting Angels sorta fail (one-shot I hoped to develop into a full on episodic game); The Targets-success; The Reapers-failure; The MinuteMen-success; Through the Aeons (series of Cthluhu one-offs, one for each decade)-fail; Terror on the Orient Express-success; A.F.R.O.-failure?; Macross-failure; Sister Theresa Adventures-sorta success (ran a few stories but it died); Lord of Rip-Offs-failure; Nightshade and Co.-failure; Delta Green-sorta success (few stories, got bored and moved on); CoC 1920s #2-Success; Modern CoC #2-sorta success (few stories, 1920s bigger hit); Modern CoC #1-Failure; Olsen and Rossi-success; Vigilante Game #2-failure; The Monk and the Hood-success; East Side-success; EDF-success; Ork Invasion-Failure; Junta-failure. Going any further back than that is pretty pointless; and sadly I probably missed a few failed games, and there were tons of CoC one-offs, or one-story games, because, well that's just really easy to do with that system.

So if I left any out let me know; but as it stands we've got 12 successes to 12 failures, though I was pretty generous with the successes, because it's hard to say what's a "failure"; things that ended in the middle of a story or which died before people felt like they were done with them was my standard. On the other hand, a six year run on The PD or the five year run on The MinuteMen seem like pretty big successes; is it fair to count something which only had two or three episodic stories as a success compared to that longevity? So I guess part of my high success rate is that I tend to aim low; outside of Terror On the Orient Express (which, to be fair, started as an episodic game then became a long one-story game), The Masks of Nyarlahotep, and The Targets (you could argue that The PD had several long term subplots-Zeno the Greek and President Thompson-that were resolved by the end of the game) all of the above games were either short term one story kinds of deals or episodic long term games, and it's easier to succeed when all you have to do is finish a few 1-4 session stories.

So, Murphey, is a 50% failure rate what you associate with restaurants?
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Jun. 11th, 2008 @ 09:40 am I Drink Your Blood


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Jun. 10th, 2008 @ 04:14 pm Badass Cinema


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Jun. 10th, 2008 @ 03:45 pm New Police Story


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Jun. 10th, 2008 @ 03:42 pm Judo post script
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Oh, yeah, I forgot one other thing: last Tuesday was an awesome night for Judo for me, with several things seeming to finally come together; I even finally got a hit on Ippon Seoinage, which was pretty unbelievable as the entire time I did Judo as a kid I never got remotely close to doing so. Thursday, sadly, didn't seem to be as clear, but I still feel like my ground game is improving quite a bit and that I'm at least starting to get the gripping a bit better. Now if I could just figure out how to choke a bitch, I'd be all set.
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Jun. 9th, 2008 @ 05:19 pm The thing called Catch Up
So a couple of weeks ago, I also saw Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. The Baroness and I went to the Circle Cinemas for a matinee show. While I enjoyed it at the time, I think ultimately I'd rank it dead last of the three Jones movies, mostly because it continues each films descent into ever crappier komedy and an ever weaker sense of danger (you could argue, successfully, that The Last Crusade has more genuine comedy than Temple of Doom, but the sense of real danger is stronger in that film). The amount of crappy CG in this, and even real scenes shot in such a way that they felt as fake as bad CG was discouraging. There are good points (personally the scenes shot at Yale won me over, as it felt pretty good to see an Indy flick that featured locations I've actually spent some time at) but the really terrible humor is an albatross that the film can't get off it's neck. Worse, they bring back Karen Allen for what amounts to an extended cameo where she instantly forgives Indy his transgressions, and we really could've dropped some of the additional characters without any harm. So good as long as you don't think, certainly more enjoyable than a lot of block busters.

All Kinds of Catch Up )
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Jun. 4th, 2008 @ 05:21 pm Catch-up Post Time Again
I try to stick to my rule of "if I saw it over a week ago, time for a catch-up post". So some catch up from flicks of late:

Just Before Dawn: This one had been on my list for a very long time, part of my quest to see every slasher film made in the "Golden Age" of the sub-genre, 1978-1982 (sometimes I extend that out to 1984, when A Nightmare on Elm St. established a whole new set of rules). In any case, the internet buzz on this one was pretty positive, so I had some hopes. In the end the film is exceptional in only a few ways; one, they actually managed to hire some people who weren't terrible actors-Chris Lemmon (Wishmaster), Gregg Henry (Bates Motel), and George Kennedy (Demonwarp) may not be among the greats, but they all put in decent performances, a little above what you find in the average slasher. The rest of the actors are at all at least passable-I thought that Deborah Benson (Ghost Fever) did a plausible transformation from meek to nearly psychotic when defending herself, and the others are decent enough. Director Jeff Lieberman (Squirm) claims he never saw Friday the 13th or Texas Chainsaw Massacre, but the film comes off as a mashing together of the two regardless-we get a group of twenty-somethings out on a camping trip getting stalked and killed by local inbred rednecks after being warned not to go up there, not only by a crazy man, but also by George Kennedy's park ranger. The film isn't bad, by any means, but I found it to be just a typical also-ran in the slasher sweepstakes; it's higher quality in terms of direction, scenery and acting, but it's also kind of too meandering and while that might work with some films-Deliverance, for instance, here it fell flat. Still, it was interesting to see a slasher flick where there are four or five male victims to the single female one.

Zulu Dawn: A decent but not great war film, depicting the absolute folly and terrible defeat of the British when they initially invaded Zulu land. It's kind of a prequel to Zulu, the more famous film that chronicles the success of a very small unit of British soldiers in an isolated base against a much larger number of Zulu warriors. Here we get Burt Lancaster and Bob Hoskins as sympathetic officer and NCO respectively, with Peter O'Toole playing the absolutely callous Lord Chelmsford and Denholm Elliot as a completely befuddled officer who is unexpectedly faced with a huge force of enemy troops. It's a pretty good, but not great, flick, and it's reasonably even handed; the Zulu leader and his son come off much better than the greater majority of the Brits.
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May. 24th, 2008 @ 09:45 pm Trailers: Because I love digging them up
More trailers of stuff I've reviewed lately:

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May. 24th, 2008 @ 09:32 pm Trailers
Here's some trailers to flicks I've watched lately:

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May. 24th, 2008 @ 01:42 pm 2019: After the Fall of New York


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May. 24th, 2008 @ 11:17 am The Hound of the Baskervilles


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