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May 6th, 2008

some inspiration

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Some inspiration for our boys (and us)!  Doesn't that look right
see here )

December 13th, 2007

Writer's Block: ROFL

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What comedian makes you pee your pants laughing?


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Eddie Izzard!

October 7th, 2007

Tass Mich

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I present to myself Touch me auf Deutsch!

Wo gehe ich, wenn ich dort gehe
Nicht mehr Erinnerung noch mehr
Nur Männer auf entfernten Schiffe
Die Frauen mit ihnen, schwimmen mit ihnen, zu Ufer

Wo gehe ich, wenn ich dort gehe
Nicht mehr Flüstern noch mehr
Nur Hymnen darauf deinen Lippen
Eine mystische Klugheit, steigen mit ihnen, zu Ufer

Tass mich, erst mag das
Und das, o ja, jetzt ist das Himmel
Jetzt mag ich das
Gott, ist das sehr nett
Erst hinunter, legt wo die Feigen

Wo gehe ich, wenn ich dort gehe
Nicht mehr Schatten noch mehr
Nur Männer mit goldenen Finnen
Der Rhythmus in ihnen, rocken mit ihnen, zu Ufer

Wo gehe ich, wenn ich dort gehe
Nicht mehr beweinend noch mehr
Nur in und aus deinen Lippen
Die brechende Wünsche, auswaschen mit ihnen, zu Ufer

Tass mich, alle ruhig
Erzähl mich, bitte, alle ist vergeben
Konsumier meiner Wein
Konsumier meine Meinung
Ich werde wie dich erzählen, seufzt wie der Wind

Tass mich, versuch einzig es
Jetzt, dort, ist das es, Gott, ist das Himmel
Ich werde deines Licht lieben
Ich werde dich recht lieben
Wir werden drunten wandern, weint wo die Sünden

Tass mich, erst mag das
Erst hinunter, legt wo die Sünden

Lieb mich, erst für ein bisschen
Wir werden drunten wandern, seufzt wo die Winde

Wo seufzt die Winde
Wo seufzt die Winde

July 20th, 2007

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I got a blogspot for my stories:

http://trytowritenowbitch.blogspot.com/

March 8th, 2007

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Well I have a nice new icon ^_^

SAT preps (as well as the SAT itself) suck!  I am taking it on my birthday and

I hate Chem

Life is as we know it

February 26th, 2007

Fic

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Title : The Real Reason I Transfered to Bayern Munich
Pairing : Lukas Podolski/ Bastian Schweinsteiger
Rating : PG-15 there are a few curses
Disclaimer :
I don't know them/own them/ have any claims to their names!
Summary:
title self explanitory
Author Note:
this is what happens when you enjoy your social studies class a little too much.  It's not beta'ed so sorry for any errors!

over here )


Title : Comfort
Fandom :
Footballslash
Pairing : Xabi Alonso/Steven Gerrard
Rating :
PG-15 there are a few curses
Disclaimer :
I don't know them/own them/ have any claims to their names!
Summary:
Xabi is sick and tired of it
Author Note:
inspired after one of the Arsenal games.  Un-Beta'd

more here )

February 24th, 2007

Poor Crouch

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Rafael Benitez has revealed that Peter Crouch was forced to leave the field against Sheffield United because the striker had broken his nose.
Crouch sustained the injury when he jumped for a ball from the corner and was caught by a high boot and had to be replaced by Dirk Kuyt.
 
"Crouch has a broken nose and needed stitches but it's not serious," said Benitez.
 
"He is okay and I was talking to him after the game."

oh poor Peter!  Thankfully it doesn't sound too bad!  Lets hope he's back soon!

and here are some nice yet gruesome pictures under cut definatley not for the faint hearted!
under cut )

looks pretty! 

Well heres to a speedy recovery

February 20th, 2007

Vid

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So I made this video because I was inspired by the song, Any Other World by Mika.  It's about german football slash with Schweinsteiger/Podolski, Ballack/Frings, Hildebrand/Lahm, Klinsmann/Loew, and then there are random players because I didn't have a lot of footage to work on.  I would love comments because this is my first video.


I would like to thank 

[info]draconsis for uploading the ZDF stuff that I made most of this fanvid out of!
**I would also like to add a thanks to [info]tweedie, I had forgotten to thank Tweedie in which I also took footage from.  I seriously forgot so I am sorry for not thanking you sooner, it was only until you left that nice little manglomp that I did remember. (and even then I didn't really remember but that's a long story in which much confusion took place).

Oh and the volume is a little bad sorry about that my friend doesn't have this song on her computer so I had to record it ^_^

 

 

February 10th, 2007

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Congrats Boys for an awesome win! (we should've been fencing too)

Anywho I had to wake up at like 6:30 to set up and we weren't even fencing.  Yeah well that's all I have to say.

February 7th, 2007

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Sorry Phil I was fucking robbed!

December 25th, 2006

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MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!

so much has happened...hmm where to start.  I guess it is appropriate to start off on Thursday because that was MY start to the holiday vacation!  We had a fencing meet that was wonderfully set back an hour for some reason (I was totally freaking out because I had done a million things that week and was totally exhausted!)  anywho I got sick and couldn't fence which meant my friend had to and she never has fenced varsity before.

Anyway I didn't go to school on Friday and sadly I missed Flemming Jeopardy.

Friday I met these didn't relatives whom had come over from Sweden for the holidays.  They had two sons one 19 the other 22... they were REALLY tall.  I think they are like third cousins or something and sadly they were hot...

Saturday we drove to Virginia to visit my cousin and spend Christmas there.  Sunday I went shopping to buy my friend a present.  We went to go see the good shepard.  It was a bit confussing but very good.

went to midnight mass two hours couldn't breath but at least it was in latin so I couldnt understand it

MONDAY or today or Cristmas!  I got a ZUNE!! ITS SO COOL! I am going to put oodles of pics of teh mannschaft on it.  It has a radio!  it is SOOO cool!  I got a bayern jersey! no name but whatever I will get a name on it for my birthday.  I got a lot of german like books.  And much more which sadly I cant remember!  Oh 200 smackers!

anyway Merry Christmas!

December 18th, 2006

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ahh I havent updated nor do I have the time now!!  I had fencing then a chorus rehersal! Tomarrow I have a day off to do all of my hw.  Wensday I have fencing than chorus concert and thursday I have a meet (where I will not get home until LATE) and best of I I havent gone xmas shopping and friday I cant go b/c I am meeting family in the city!!  and I cant saturday because I am going to Virginia!!  Meets have started I won 3 against someplace, then won 1, then lost all 3.  Saturday I went to Brentwood for a tourtament!!!  Got to the first rounds of direct elimination!  Sunday I was Harrased my policemen about my sister's bag, whom I didnot know where she was!!  I was all pissy the rest of the day!! I am so behind on my readin(and writing) on all the ff's b/c of brentwood... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

December 1st, 2006

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Manly men

Title: Even though Michael Ballack is a Manly Man (part 2 of 3?)

Author: PrinzRoboKop11
Pairing: Michael Ballack/Torsten Frings
Rating: PG-PG13
Language: English
Warning: No real warnings just a bit on the sad side
Disclaimer: never happened, I don't know these people(poor me) and I made this up!
Summary: Michael Ballack is having troubles with being a manly man (Part 1 here)

AIDS

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So todays World AIDS day and we watched a movie about it in health, we got little ribbon stickers (in which I am still wearing today), and we had an assembly with guest speakers.  One of them lost 3 of her best friends to AIDS, 3!! Man the '70s screwed people over.  The other speaker was a gay guy who had AIDS who lost his partner earlier this year.  When he found out he had AIDS he became a druggy and one day he almost oded and when he woke up all he had left was his underwear (he passed out at some druggy place) and there was a guy sleeping in the corner so he went over to him and started shaking him, demanding him to tell him were his stuff was but the guy was dead.  He had oded and died and he was only 19, so after that the dude became sober.  But the real reson I am writing all of this is that his partner was Chad Smith's brother from the Red Hot Chili Peppers!!!!!  I got so excited!

So anyway practice safe sex and dont drink random peoples breast milk or semen and don't do drugs!!

and hopefully I will post the second part of MBIAMM this weekend along with other stories I have been working on

November 14th, 2006

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Yet again I cannot watch another Germany game due to the unfortunate circumstances I live in... America.  Instead Pay Per View with all it's fancy schmosh wants me to pay something like $24 to see the England vs. Netherlands game which I cant watch anyway because of the unfortunate circumstances called practice with lovingly starts tomarrow.  and Im still pissed at the Liverpool vs Arsenal game and Im pissed at the networks that keep on replaying the Liverpool vs Arsenal game.

C'mon Carra, Sami, and other people I cant name right now STOP SUCKING CAUSE I KNOW YOU DON"T and for Crouch and Gonzalez STOP BEING OFF SIDES!!!!!!!!!

Im off to read a fic somewhere

November 8th, 2006

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teh story

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Presenting my new fic yay!
 

Title : Michael Ballack is a Manly Man (part 1 of 2 or 3)
Pairing : Grand OTP
Rating : PG-13 for a few curses
Warning : self doubt, kind of sad
Summary : Michael Ballack wonders why he isn't such a manly man
Disclaimer : Sadly this never happened I do not know the characters in this fic which is also very sad...


teh story )

November 2nd, 2006

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Im having difficulties finishing my third fic even tho I havent got the second up and running. Im not sure how to end it Y_Y
Im happy Liverpool is back and running!
school sucks

I want to see the foul against John Arne Riise, I want to see how he got that nasty gash on his head!

anyway later

October 29th, 2006

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LIVERPOOL WON 3-1 CROUCHY SCORED!!!!!!

October 24th, 2006

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Its a bad week in sports for me...Red Bulls, Mets, Bayern Munich, & Liverpool lost!!! WTF!
anywho I also have recently been bombared with shit loads of hw so i probs wont be posting... but ill still be reading

that reminds me I have to post my other fic!

October 21st, 2006

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Y_Y Reb Bulls lost....  however Dunivant kicked some major ass today!  Im gunna go cry now... (Troy Perkins for MLS team winner!)

October 19th, 2006

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GO JEFFREY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yes!!!!!!!

Im in a dilemma!!! I need a fourth person to go see the red bulls vs. dc united!!!!  NO ONE CAN GO AHHHHHHHHHH!

October 17th, 2006

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Lol in german class we were reading about this guy names Troski or something and th guy behind me goes Luka Podolski! then he said it a few more times... but right after word he goes Bastian Schweinsteiger! all in a funny fake german accent...  I just loved it because immediatly after saying Lukas he says Bastian.  EVEN HE SLASHES THEM!


anyway here are some photos of the Red Bulls vs. Wizards (oh and I am going to the RB vs DC U)
PICS! )

October 15th, 2006

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GO NEW YORK RED BULLS! 3-1 GUEVARA'S HAT TRICK KICKS BUTT!
Next DC United!! GO GET EM!

October 12th, 2006

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Im starting anew fic even tho I still have to put up my second one about Lukas transfering but my new story is about Michael comming to terms with being gay with Torsten and whatnot

maybe i should write like a crack fic with orgies galore or sumtin

I saw the Project runway episode OMG Jeffrey better not be booted cause I love him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh the drama

tomarrow I get to go to my friends birthday party yay! Im soooo excited cause I get to wear my new dress! its green

on saturday Im going to see the NY Red Bulls face it off with the Kansas City Wizards! I get to wear my new NY Red Bulls Scarf YAY!!!!

The MLS sucks but thats the best I can do in the States Y_Y I cant wait till Euro 2008 cause Im going to the matches 4 germany and england YAY more

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I am convinced the French team has the hottest legs in all of football!

also I love Toulalan he just kicks butt
Frank Ribery is the second coolest guy in the world (next to my dear Crouchie) and has the most awesome facial scar in the world of facial scars!

England dissapointed me! Cmon guys you gotta do better than that and wow what a crappy own goal. Thats going on the record of embarassing goals Y_Y

YAY Germany won and Lukas scored YAY! boo for Slovakia who was actually able to score Y_Y no more perfect record Jogi... yes I know were all sad for you but at least we won yeah!

Sweden won YAY go Sweds!(Im a little swedish)

We took a crappy survey in school in which they asked you the same 5 questions eighty different ways!

Do you belong to a gang?

October 11th, 2006

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I finished another story but Ive gotta fix it!

I was totally owning in DODs today, I was like 31 for 25 or something after a while I decided to knife people and I actually was able to cap the last flag AND kill 5 people... after a while I decided to snipe in which I suck at... and then I decided to suicide using nades!

I got a 64 on a math test oops Y_Y but I have a 100 average in German! (yay)

Today was my friends birthday YAY!

I went to a chorus lesson 1 more to go!

hmmm....

OH I was playing Wordl Cup 06 on PS2! I was Germany playing against some team I cant remember. I scored with Podolski twice, and Ballack... this is the awesome part when I scored with Ballack he jumped on Torsten but there was a glitch so it looked like he was dry humping Torsten! It was awesome I wish I got that on film or something!
The rest of the games I played I owned- Kuwait(me)vs. Saudi Arabia 3-1
Korea DPR(me) vs. Uzebekistan 2-1 (scored at the last minute of overtime)
Japan vs. Bathian(or something) 4-0

Ive got crappy health homework and some german hw too peace

October 7th, 2006

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I started on my new fic: The real reason why Lukas transfered to BM! w00t and there is a nice extended metaphor in it!

Today I get to watch England vs FYR Macedonia! yay and Crouch is playing! and the England vs Germany U21 game (scouting out husbands ^_-) and the Ireland vs someone else and another game I cant remember now

woot anyway peaze out

October 4th, 2006

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Title: HIde-and-go-Seek
Pairing: Timo/Philipp and a little of Schweinski
Rating: PG-13(some swearing and implied stuff)
Disclaimer: I made this up but I could see it really happening but still I made it up.
Author notes: sorry if there is speeling or gramatical errors or if it just plain old sucks/ takes place during the WM
I like to leave you pics so it's easier to imagine it cause if you need a little reminder on how hot these two are well there ya go a pic each!
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Lukas was stunned; and couldn't move. Well, he could move, but he was in their room. Lukas was supposed to be playing hide-and-go-seek with Bastian and David right now, but the two people in the room were making it difficult.  At the moment, Schweini was trying to find him and Odonkor.
Lukas prayed he both would and wouldn't find him. He was determined, like when he was in match and wanted to win, but the situation he was in now made him want to give up the winning title. From under the desk he could see two pairs of feet, one with adidas sneakers, the other with socks and sandals. The hotel room was getting smaller in Lukas' opinion since the only part of the room that was being used was the desk he was under and they were standing over. Even though it was his teammates that was causing this dilemma he couldn't help but have another problem arise down below. A pair of swimming shorts fell to the floor. It was only meant to be a game of extreme hide-and-go-seek.

Klinsmann had given the team a day off, and as a whole they had decided to lazy around the pool. Bastian approached Lukas and David, who'd been napping on beach chairs, Pulling them by the arm, he'd dragged them to the floor where the team's rooms were and took out three card keys.
Lukas looked at the keys and said, "Well you could've asked us if we wanted to play PS2."
Bastian smiled and shook his head, "These, my friends, are master card keys! They can get us into any room we want!"
"How did you get them?" David asked.
"Charmed them off the cute receptionist." Bastian responded.

And that's how Lukas ended up under the desk in Timo and Philipp's room. They weren't supposed to be there, and he wasn't supposed to be witnessing this. Of course he wasn't supposed to be there, either. Regaining his thoughts,
'Help.' After a minute Lukas took out his cell phone, thanking god he brought it with him, and put it on silence. He decided to text Schweini., a reply came.
'Why?'
'I'm stuck in Timo & Fips room.' He texted back.
'Y don't u just leave?' Schweini's text message said, apparently not getting the hint.
'They're doin' stuff.'

Over the moans, Lukas could hear Michael's voice booming from the hallway, "Schweinsteiger! What are you doing in our room?"
He couldn't hear Schweini's response but he could hear Torsten telling him to return the keys. At that moment, Lukas gave up all hope on Bastian.

          They were lying on the grass behind the pool next to each other.  They smiled at the warm sun and thanked the pleasant time they had with each other.  Philipp's sandals were lying next to him and Timo's shirt was tucked under his head to protect his beautiful hair.  Timo turned towards Phillip.  The defender seemed to be sleeping so the goalie just took in Phils features.  Timo admired everything about the shorter man from the way he played on the pitch to the way he gets excited everytime he eats ice cream.  Philipp opened his eyes and caught Timo staring at him.
"Herr Hildebrand it's impolite to stare," Philipp chuckled,
            There were many responses Timo could have said to that but each one was cornier than the rest.  He contemplated each response, like a true goalie does, and weighed the pros and cons of each.  When he finally decided to respond Philipp had already turned to the sky.  Timo's inner child flicked Philipp's ear. Phil swatted it away and reprimanded Timo on being immature.  Timo just flicked his ear again.  Instead of swatting his hand away Phillip launched himself onto Timo and started to tickle his stomach.  Phillip's smug grin was probably what did it for Timo, not the need for release from the awful tickling, not how adorable Phil looked when the sun hit him ever so, but his god damn ridiculously happy grin.  Timo pushed Phillip off him and rolled on top of Phil.  Even pinned under Timo, Phillip still grinned like he was winning.
"admit it I won," Timo whispered in Phil's ear
Phillip's grin only got wider, "Then why are you the one losing control?"
          And that's just what happened he lost control; every last inch of it went into a rough kiss.  Timo had every part of Phillip pinned to the ground and had full control over him.  The kiss only grew hotter and rougher until it suddenly stopped.  Under all the excitement Timo had lost control over Phillip's hips, which took advantage of this oportunity and grinned, hard against Timo.  Panting Phillip whispered, "room," and they ran, faces flushed, and hair tossed to their room.  Their teammates might of called out to them to join in their fooling around but they didn't hear, they had their own fooling around to do.  The elevator ride up to the fifth floor was excruciating.  They didn't dare touch each other in fear they wouldn't be able to stop and when they heard the little ping signaling the arrival it got even harder.  Phillip searched through his pockets to find the key to their room.  Timo only slightly acknowledged Schweini going into Miro and David's room.  And that's how Phillip ended up behind Timo red as can be and how Timo had to resist the urge to kill someone, mainly Schweini and Poldi.
          Lukas was still under the desk fidgeting with his growing problem.  He didn't know how he was going to survive this, maybe hope they didn't last too long.  He planned to wait them out.  That was a better idea than any help Bastian could've given him., who was probably at the lobby returning the keys, Micha and Torsten at his heels.
          Out in the hall Torsten had started to push Bastian towards the elevator.  Bastian all the while protesting by leaning against Torsten, yelling, or grabbing the wall and various handles.
"At least let me got to the bathroom!" Schweini protested,
"There are bathrooms in the lobby," Micha responded,
"Then let me get the other key!"
"There's more keys?" Torsten and Michael simultaneously frowned,
Bastian nodded his head head and pushed Torsten off of him.  He hesitated, now which room was Timo and Fips?  He went to a random door and opened it.
"What are you doing?" Torsten asked him,
"I'm getting the key," Bastian said like it was obvious,
"It's in Kehl and Metzelders room?"
Bastian nodded his head in the negative and continued through other rooms.
"Where is it?" Ballack asked,
"Lukas has it," Schweini responded, both Micha and Torsten groaned.
 "Unbelievable! You're lucky everyone's at the pool," Michael said
          With Torsten's eyes on him and Micha leaning against his door, Bastian continued looking for Timo and Phillip's room.  He opened a door and a loud squeaked omitted from it.
          That was the smoothest thing Lukas has ever seen Bastian do, just barge in on his teammates doing it.  Lukas could barely even see Bastian from under the desk but he could imagine his eyes wide.
"Schweinsteiger get out!" Timo yelled,
"Sorry just here to get Lukas,"  Schweini said uncharacteristically shy,
          That was his cue, Lukas picked up the shorts and handed them up to whomever.  After a few seconds Timo leaned down and became eye level with Lukas.
"How long have you been down there?" he asked,
"ah truthfully the whole time," Lukas said sheepishly.
          Timo closed his eyes, his face turned a creepy shade of red and it definitely wasn't a blush.  Phillip, who was unable to move until now, pulled Timo back up and to the side.  They waited but Lukas didn't move.
"Any day now Podolski!" Torsten said in frustration,
          From his new position, hanging half out of the desk, he could see everyone, Schweini's wide eyes, Micha and Phillip's blush, and Torsten's annoyed glare.  He couldn't see Timo's face because it was digging into Phillip's shoulder.  Lukas stood up and put a hand on each of Timo and Fips arm and apologetically said,
"Real sorry I thought you'd be at the pool,"
Phillip only smiled, "Just go before Timo kills you,"
"Right," Lukas responded and turned towards Basti, "You're going to have to wait to return those keys,"
"And why is that?" Micha asked,
"Um, none of your buisness,"  Lukas said looking down, Bastian followed his action,
"Oh ok," Bastian said grabbing Lukas' arm yet again and pulled him to their room.
          Phillip pushed Timo off of him and walked to Ballack and Frings, "Nice weather we're having,"
"Uh yeah," Torsten replied, Timo joined them at the doorway.
Calmly he said, "It's a good day for a swim.  What are two men doing inside on a day like today?" and he closed the door.
          He turned to Phillip.  Phil put his arms around Timo's neck and nuzzled at his ear.  Phillip smiled and whispered,
"C'mon lets go for a swim,"
"Smart ass,"  Timo retorted and pushed Phillip into the bathroom attacking Phil's neck with bites and kisses.
"Phillip 2, Timo 0," Phil chuckled,
"FUCK DAVID GET OUT!"


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Hope you liked it!  This my first Football fic! Sorry again for spelling or gramar mistakes

I edited it a bit and put it in the betcommunity so I hope all the mistakes will be fixed soon!

Thanx for your feedback ^_^

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WooT! I am finished with my story! I have to type it up so it wont be up for a few days since I have a lot of tests this week. Hopefully Ill get it on tomarrow! Maybe I wont go to school cause Im feeling a little under the weather.

Gotta go do my homework

Peace
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