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Entry tags:	founder's heir, toxic

Well, we've got ygosues and sailormoonsues, and it seems there's a ffsues in the works. I am tempted to wonder if this isn't getting a wee bit out of hand, but I suppose you can't have too many 'Sue of the Day' journals... not when there are most certainly too many sues!

Only two more days! Get those nominations in!

TITLE: She Snake: Slytherin Returns
PERPETRATOR: SheSnake

SUE-O-METER: (toxic)

FULL NAME: Sandra Slytherin, called She Snake by everybody... professors included.
SPECIES: Human/Witch
HAIR: 'long black and gold braids'
EYES: 'honey colored almond shaped eyes'
MARKINGS: none
POSESSIONS: A pet snake of some description.

ORIGIN: The 'true' heiress of Slytherin. Her father, Sloane Slytherin, moved to America and married a woman named Relohnda Beltane, but now has sent his daughter back to Hogwarts, where 'true Slytherins' belong.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Draco's new best friend and girlfriend. Umbridge adores her... apparently it was Our Sueoine's father who gave Umbridge that quill, which had been passed down from Salazar Slytherin himself. She gave Umbridge the idea to inspect other professors. Pansy Parkinson is jealous of her for dating Draco.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: A parselmouth, naturally. And a metamorphmagus. It's a good thing she's not an animagus, as well, or this would have been the last Potter Sue of the Day... I would have committed honourable hara-kiri with a spork.

NOTES: Ladies and gentlemen, our first metamorphmagus Sue. Half-decent writing notwithstanding, I have no problem rating this one a 'toxic.'

SAMPLE:

Disclaimer: All characters from the books are J.R.'s

A/N: Please be kind, I'm new at this fan fic thing. There are obviously gonna be more chapters.

"Please sit here Sandra." said Albus Dumbledore as he pointed to the chair across from his desk.

"Please headmaster, call me She Snake. Eveyrone else does " she said with an all to large grin across her face as she sat down. She's already been warned about how he feels about certain types of wizards, and can only try and be polite.

"This is the Hogwarts Sorting Hat " he said as he picked up a black, old looking wizards hat that seemed to have a rip in it. "It will sort you into the school house to which you belong." I already know what house I should be in you muggle loving fool thought She Snake. "So please, Sandra, place it upon your head." Dumbledore handed the hat to She Snake and as soon as she placed it upon her head it began whispering to her...

"Aww. I thought I saw the last of your kind."

Yea, thats because I was back in the states she thought.

"Well, then you already know where you are going........SLYTHERIN! "

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Sandra Slytherin, or She Snake to anyone that knew her, was the last heir to Slytherin. Well except for her distant cousin Tom , but he was dead. She Snake was 15 years old and normal height for her age with milk chocolate skin, honey colored almond shaped eyes and for the moment had long black and gold braids. But that always changed. She was in Dumbledores office transfering from her American wizarding school: Covenways School For the American Witch and Wizard. For some unfathomable reason, her grandparents moved from England while her father, Sloane Slytherin, was still a child. He however was not happy with that decision but had to go anyway. He felt that he should stay where all Slytherins belonged, at Hogwarts, in England. He made sure he kept in contact with his school friend Lucius Malfoy but he had to transfer to the american wizarding school Covenways, and this is where he met She Snakes mother, Relohnda Beltane. He was madly in love with her, so after they finished school, they got married and he stayed in America with her, but he made sure that when She Snake was born, she knew her English roots. As soon and she was old enough to read and write, she became a pen pal to her fathers old friends' son, Draco Malfoy. They became instant friends and She Snake vowed that as soon as she could, she would go to England and visit. Then it happened, Relohnda, who worked along with Sloane in the Ministry of Magic, the American branches' Department of International Magical Cooperation, was killed by a mudblood who was a little mad at a trading deal that went sour. This only fueld She Snakes hatred to those wizards and witches that thought it was okay to live even though they didn't come from a pureblood family, like herself. Her father felt the same way and thought that at least in England people knew the difference, so they moved to the old family home, which hadn't been occupied since She Snake's grandparents left it. Moving back to England, some people got a little testy at the name Slytherin and before long, someone killed Sloane Slytherin. The Malfoys' were only happy to take in She Snake, see as how she was the last relative not only to the greatest wizard of his time Salazar Slytherin, but also a distant cousin to whom Mr. Malfoy reffered to as the Dark Lord.

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"So how'd it go? Which house are you in?" sneered Draco with a sly smile. He had waited outside with the gargoyle that gaurded Dumbledore's office. Draco began leading her down to the Slytherin common room.

"Come on Draco, you know there is only one place that I could have possibly been sorted" and with this, she smiled the only smile that Mr. Malfoy said matched his own sons'. "Of course the only heir to Slytherin himself got into Gryffindor." With that Draco stopped and a look of horror appeared on his face. This only made She Snake's grin that much larger."Don't be such a, oh whats the "English" word, git Draco.You know that I'm with you and your cronies in Slytherin " With that Draco unfroze from his spot and came and put his arm around She Snake.

"Come on, its down here. I gotta make sure you know all the important people here. Oh there's the Bloody Baron, he's our house ghost. Hey, Bloody Baron, look at our newest Slytherin." Draco waved the ghost towards the two.

"Hullo young Draco, and who is our newest member? And since when did we start letting in people in thier 5th year?" said the Bloody baron circling the two.

"Well they start letting us in in our 5th year when you are the only heir to one of the founders. I am Sandra Slytherin. But you can call me She Snake, everyone does." Seeing the ghost's reaction was something that had never happened before. No one in America even knew who Salazar Slytherin was, or if they did, it was only because of this school, Hogwarts. When the ghost went away She Snake turned to Draco who was already looking at her with a certain gleam in his grey eyes. She never thought that his eyes would be that pretty from the way he described them in his letters. "Is that the type of reaction that I can come to expect while here?"

"You know it. Come on, it's right here." They entered the dungrons to the right of the stairs. They then reached a stretch of bare stone wall. "Here's our password........PUREBLOOD." The wall opened and and Draco ushered her inside. A few people were still in the common room that She Snake knew would be a great place for her pet. She spotted Crabbe and Goyle in a few of the chairs still finishing off their deserts from the great feast that went on before she got her own personal sorting ceramony, and waved at them. They waved back barely looking up from their food.

"Look, Draco" she whispered into his ear, "I'll be right back. I hope you like snakes." The quizzical look on is face made her give a short laugh. She headed down the stairs of what she saw as the girls dormitories. She went to where she saw that the 5th years slept and saw that her trunks had all already been brought down to her bed. She opened her trunk with a flick of her wand. She had sealed it with a special charm that had ensured that whoever else tried to open it would suffer a fate only a few poor muggle gaurds felt when she was taking her trunk to her fathers work the day they were to go to England. She opened it and got out one of her most prized possesions, the sole reason her nick name was She Snake. She pulled out a stick and with another wave of her wand became what it truly was, her pet snake Nasarra. She closed and sealed her trunk as before and came back up to the common room with her best friend.

"I thought you weren't allowed to have snakes at Hogwarts " said a large framed girl in the common room.

"I was never aware of that rule..........and you are anyway....?" said She Snake to the rather pudgy girl.

"Parkinson, Pansy Parkinson. Personal freind to the Malfoys. Especially Draco" she said this last part with a little giggle that made She Snake wonder what she meant by it. Pansy held out her hand in an expectance of a hand in return.

She Snake took it and held her snake fully on her shoulders and complete left arm, "Hi, my name is Slytherin, Sandra Slytherin. But you can call me She Snake, everyone does." Pansy stopped shaking her hand but still held on. The expression on her face was the same as the face that the Bloody Baron made. "Yea, I am the only heir to the infamous Salazar Slytherin. Oh, and I am also personal friends with the Malfoys, in fact, I live with them now." The new expression on Pansy face was now one of personal dislike and she removed her hand from She Snakes'. She Snake took this oppritunity to find Nasarras's head and begin speaking to her. Whoever wasn't already looking at She Snake over the news that she was the heir to Slytherin, was now looking at her boggle eyed at her now fluent speech of with her snake.

"Your new here, and you already have more attention than me! Well I gotta change that." She Snake was thoroughly surprized as Draco had just snuck up behind her and was now hanging off the back of the chair she was sitting in. She couldn't help but smile at the introduction she got. "Well, for anyone and everyone who wants to know who this is, this is our newest Slytherin, a Slytherin herself, Sandra Slytherin." Now everyone was in an uproar to get close to her and she shot Draco one of her trademark "I'm gonna get you if its the last thing I do" looks.

She stood on the chair she was sitting in before and balanced the snake on herself which was now wrapping around both of her arms. "Hey, just call me She Snake, everyone does." She looked around, happy at all the attention she was getting her. And she got an extra ounce of satisfaction when she saw Pansy's look of disgust at all the attention she wasn't getting. She knew her stay here was gonna be great, but especially if she kept hanging around with Draco. There was only one problem with what tomorrow would bring.....the boy who killed her cousin......the boy who lived........Draco's worst enemy, so he was hers too........Harry Potter!

A/N: Please review!!!! :)