Last night, I dreamt that I was watching MTV and a show called 'Pimp My Flight' came on. I woke up just as Ginny was demonstrating her souped-up Cleansweep's integral MP3 player. Weird stuff.

... *cough*

Good morning, all. The Great Unloved continues; two and a half pictures (you'll, ah, see what I mean), a fistful of icons and a note about commissions. Also, a reiteration: I'm aware that most of the icons are down. I'll get to it as soon as I'm bored enough to spend two hours messing around with HTML.



I loved the end of this chapter. Dumbledore kicked her ass with words. ...and the judicious application of a centaur, but hey.

Blanks: Trelawney and Umbridge

1024x768 version for much desktop happiness



On the Hogwarts Express, Blaise explains that Slughorn isn't overly fond of Death Eaters or their whiny brat kids. *ahem* I know that in this scene, Draco should be lying opposite with his head on Pansy's lap, but...meh, I plead artistic license. If I put a head that big on Pansy's little legs, they'd be crushed. Also, you may have noticed that I'm in the process of adopting a new style for the uniforms, as stolen shamelessly adapted from the movie version.

Blanks: Blaise and Draco

1024x768 version for all your in-House antagonism needs

And:

In a moment of weakness, I told my mother about PotterPuffs, and now apparently she's checking the updates. Hi, Mum. In another moment of weakness (I'm having a lot of them lately), I offered to make her a wallpaper and she asked for one with her and Snape together. And, well:



1024x768 desktop version which you will have absolutely no use for unless you're my mother

NB: Because, bizarrely, people have been asking, treat this picture like a commission ie. leave it alone, please.

Icons:

NB: I'm vaguely aware that Trelawney's first name is spelt Sybill in the British version and Sibyll in the US version. I went with the former because, well, I'm British.











Finally, I am tentatively open to take commissions. However, when you email me, please be equipped with the following just so we can make our lives easier:

= The knowledge that a commission will involve payment, and that I can only accept money through PayPal. More details in the userinfo. I'm sorry that taking requests isn't practical any more, and that PayPal is the only safe way.
= A good description of exactly what you want - characters, poses, facial expressions, backgrounds. I'm uncomfortable with getting emails along the lines of 'I just want to book a slot, I'll tell you what I want later'.
= If it's not a HP character, I'll need a few good, full-body source pictures. If it's a HP character who gets no description in the books, I will need a picture or description of how you see him/her.
= What print size you'll need, if any (I default on A4 at 300dpi) and what formats you're going to want it in (I can provide just about any format, and the Photoshop file with the 'Puffs and background in separate layers)

Also, just because I need the stimulation, I am giving slight priority this time round to unusual commissions, non-Potter Puffs, original characters etc.

EDIT 5.30AM: Commission status is now CLOSED. Yes, I know, small window, but I'm working quickly at the moment. Those who have emailed me before now: I need to sleep but I'll get back to you soon.

Next time, I'll be posting pictures of male Death Eaters in lacy lingerie*. See you soon!

Love,

Naomi

* This may or may not be a joke, depending on how I feel the next time I open Paint Shop.

P.S: Anyone with a vague interest in finding out what I'm like when I'm not wearing the PotterPuffs hat may wish to see this meme on my LJ.