| 2001-01-18 - 02:45 am |
[18 Feb 2005|09:46pm] |
It was raining really hard. I mean really really hard. Storming. Not the kind of weather you'd go out in. I was standing at the busstop. It was a funny little scene. Behind me was something like countryside. A field. And in front of me, on the other side of the road, was a few local shops and buildings. It was like the edge of civilization (ok, slight exaggeration). I just wanted to get home. And I wanted the bus to come so I could get out of the rain. I love rain but this was too much. And then the cute asian girl who worked in the supermarket came over. She was taking the same bus. And she had an umbrella. A nice sturdy one. With room for two under it. So there I am in a horrible rain storm and a really cute and pretty girl offers me a space under her umbrella. Now try and guess what I did?
I said no.
"no, I'm okay, here in the worst rainstorm I've ever been in. I'm good". So I stand there in the rain getting soaked. And it was so cold. It was almost hail. Beating fiercely against the side of my face. I swear my ear was numb when I finally got inside in the warm bus.
And that was the story of me, the rain and the asian girl.
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Lasse's Deep Thought For The Day: Idiots are people too
2001-01-18
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| 2001-01-15-16-17 |
[18 Feb 2005|09:44pm] |
Lasse's Deep Thought For The Day: Even if you bring an umbrella it will still rain
2001-01-15 - 01:18 am
Lasse's Deep Thought For The Day: If a nuclear bomb explodes and there's no one left to hear it does it still make a sound?
2001-01-16 - 02:13 am
Lasse's Deep Thought For The Day: M&M's are all the same colour on the inside. And they taste good too!
2001-01-17 - 02:15
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| 2001-01-12 - 02.34 am |
[18 Feb 2005|09:43pm] |
It's almost precisely two years since I died. January 12th 1999. Between 6 and 7 am. I feel a bit like that x-files episode where there's a guy who can't die. He never sees Death, the grim reaper, or something along those lines. So can't die. I feel like Death is trying to catch up with me. I'm dead but my corpse is walking the earth. Zombie, it's in your head.
2001-01-12
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| 2001-01-11 - 02:45 am |
[18 Feb 2005|09:42pm] |
Hmmmmm. Skye found this diary. Welcome Skye. I can't say I'm really to happy about that, but there you go. I just want to apologize. I know there will be some things you aren't going to like. I put some personal things that you told me in here. Didn't think anyone from "our world" would get in here. There's a lot of my doubt and such. Ah, well... whatever. I'm not perfect. That would be scary, right? I never promised I was worth anything. I'm sorry
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Another disturbing thing: When my mother pronounces hard disk (which is Danish for hard drive) she says "hard diks". Oh god. The horror.
2001-01-11
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| 2001-01-10 - 01:37 am |
[18 Feb 2005|09:40pm] |
The "b" key is sluggish. Like the world is sending me subliminal signals about how I really shouldn't use b too much.
I don't think I do. I wonder why the world insists on the importance of me not using b when I really don't use it all that much. You'd think the world had better things to do.
Maybe I'll stop using b completely. Wouldn't that e fun?
2001-01-10
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| 2001-01-09 - 01:45 am |
[18 Feb 2005|09:39pm] |
I think my plan to slowly (?) go insane is working. I seem to be reffering to myself as Plume on occasion. It won't be long now. They're coming to take me away, haha, to the funny farm, hoho. I forget the rest.
2001-01-09
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| 2001-01-07 - 02:35 am |
[18 Feb 2005|09:38pm] |
ooneo> how old r u
BoyWhoReallyNeeds> 22
ooneo> are you workin tomorrow
BoyWhoReallyNeeds> no
ooneo> do you turn off your computer while you r at work
BoyWhoReallyNeeds> actually I'm unemployed. So the computer is on most of the day.
ooneo> cool
ooneo> why do you turn off yhe spu while you are asleep
ooneo> cpu is what i meant
Did you notice how his response to me being unemployed is "cool"? That's so nice... Yeah, man. Unemployed, coooool.
2001-01-07
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| 2001-01-03 - 18:29:26 |
[18 Feb 2005|09:38pm] |
Is there anything more beautiful than mixed metaphors? Sigh. I was supposed to say no and then of course give a brilliant example of a mixed metaphor. But I'm too tired to think of one. Kinda ruins the joke, don't you agree?
2001-01-03
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| 2000-12-14 - 02:29 |
[15 Oct 2004|10:01pm] |
Cats.
I wonder what the cats are up to.
They walk around and act all cute and pet like.
I don't buy it.
There's gotta be more to them than just the purring. They're related to tigers and lions and elephants and bears. I think. I suspect they're up to something.
I wish I knew what the cats are thinking...
2000-12-14
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| 2000-12-08 - 03:51 |
[15 Oct 2004|09:58pm] |
2000-12-08
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| 2000-12-05 - 00:37 |
[15 Oct 2004|09:56pm] |
But thinking about the soul made me think of the heart. How we see the heart as love and something beautiful. In reality it's just an organ pumping blood around the body. It doesn't really look too romantic if you cut it out and drop it on the table. It's just part of our machine. God isn't in our heart. Blood is in our heart. If our heart fails we can get a new one. I wonder what happens if a Christian gets a heart transplant from a bhuddist or a hindu or muslim (...). I wonder if god will still be in his heart, even though it used to belong to a non believer.
2000-12-05
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| 2000-12-04 - 03:17 |
[15 Oct 2004|09:55pm] |
And the song was about December. I don't remember the exact lyrics but it was something like "why is it that in december you're never down? Why is december so good...". ..and I thought that was a bit funny since December is probably the number 1 suicide month and everbody who's sane must be down at some point during December. I'm not really going anywhere with this I just wanted to point out that DECEMBER SUCKS AND I HATE CHRISTMAS. And deep down I have a nice heart and sense of decency and my last name is Grinch.
2000-12-04
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| 2000-11-17 - 22:58 |
[15 Oct 2004|09:45pm] |
I love AIM.
M4Y0N4ISE: hi
Pumpkinide: hi
M4Y0N4ISE: a/s/l
When a conversation starts like that you just know it's going to be good.
2000-11-17
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| 2000-11-17 - 01:43 |
[22 Sep 2004|04:00pm] |
Some person called "emdude13m" with a hotlist consisting of nothing but Eminem songs is downloading Infinite Sadness by The Smashing Pumpkins from me. Somehow that just seems extremely funny to me.
2000-11-17
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| 2000-11-05 - 02.11 |
[22 Sep 2004|03:59pm] |
You know that guy? That awkward kid in corner. The shy one who doesn't talk much. The lonely kid. The outsider. The one you'd never hang out with. Well, one of these days... give him a kiss. Just a little one. Doesn't have to be in public. Just pull him to the side and tell him that you know he exists... you don't have to pretend you're close friends or that you love him. Just give him a quick kiss.
He'll remember that always. You'll live in his heart and mind forever. Wouldn't that be amazing. To be a part of his history? When karma is counted it'll weigh on your good side. When he sits alone in his room and cries he'll think of you. Maybe you'll be one of the things that keep him alive. Maybe he'll one day write poetry about you. Maybe you'll change his life. Maybe not. But would it kill you to try?
2000-11-05
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| 2000-11-04 - 02:10 |
[22 Sep 2004|03:58pm] |
Now kids, I'm going to get serious. Here is my parody political broadcast... About the american election. DISCLAIMER: I'm Danish, know little of politics and I'm generally a moron half the time. Now... America's new president should be: Al Gore! It's obvious. Allow me to explain... Anyone like Monthy Python? Remember that sketch about tinny and woody words? Now say Al Gore. Gooooooore. A-a-a-l Go-o-o-o-re. That's woody as hell! I'm not saying that Bush is a tinny word. But George is on the tinny side. Anyway, Gore is the woodiest name I can think off in the political life. So elect him! Also about Bush, you know... come on. What do you want the world to think about you? That you have so little imagination that you'll actually elect a president with the exact same (well, almost) name as one of the previous ones? Can you imagine how hard we'll laugh at you? " I think George Bush is the greatest president we've ever had" "No, it's George Bush!"... can you imagine the fights? So vote Gore! You know it makes sense
2000-11-04
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| 2000-11-02 - 03:47 |
[22 Sep 2004|03:57pm] |
On my way to the shop I pass this playground. More than a playground though. It's got a nice little club house, and lots of animals and such. And when I biked past it two goats were baaahing. They went "baah"- "baah" like they were talking, answering each other. Calling out. Like wolves howling at the moon. And I got this urge to just go "baaah" myself. Just to join in. Of course in civilized society you don't just go "baah" for no good reason. So I didn't. But I wanted to baaaah.
2000-11-02
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| 2000-10-29 - 02:05 |
[19 Sep 2004|09:07pm] |
The Smashing Pumpkins played in Denmark. I guess yesterday. Times like these I wish I didn't have a social phobia and an immense fear of people.... Yeah. The last chance, the last rose of summer is dead. No more pumpkins. Ever.
2000-10-29
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