地球の光

2:17pm: Check this shit out. Seems interesting.

11:04pm: I really wish that Silent Hill: Homecoming had been better. Better luck next time, America.

5:44pm: I recently purchased a laptop and it's very strange how different the intarweb has become since the last time I had a computer of my own with which to piggyback on the beast with.

Mostly though, I just want to connect with the people I've fallen out of touch with.

So how do all of you beautiful bastards communicate?

Help.

2:16pm: Now that Metal Gear is gone I am an empty husk.

I suppose I can distract myself with thoughts of Resident Evil 5.

How depressing. At least I've got Metal Gear Online.

1:52pm: Can't even express how happy I am right now.

Metal Gear Solid 4 is firing up on my PS3.

<3

4:53pm: In case you haven't heard, I've been upgraded to "baller" status.

I won't get into exactly how much money I'm making but it's unnecessarily high. As a result, I'd like to visit you.

You.

So, if you can put me up, or rather, put up with me for a weekend, let me know.

7:51pm: Seems like this is all I use LJ for anymore, but I've got another question if I may:

True type font stuffs. How do you embed them to be compatible with all browsers? There was some java and CSS stuff but I honestly know jack about that. It seems like I found the right tools to cut and paste the info into some HTML but it's not quite working out so, a little help?

4:37pm: Alright LJ--I come to you once again looking for your divine wisdom and power.

My laptop is old. When it's current version of Windows was installed it didn't find sound drivers. What the eff am I supposed to do? Are there generic drivers out there I can wrangle?

This is something I could have taken care of myself years ago but all of my resources seem to be gone or no longer relevant.

LJ, you're my only hope.

6:10pm: LiveJournals. I need your help once more.

I am looking to start up a web site and I'm certain that a few of your could offer some pointers.

Here's what I'm looking for:
A few e-mail addresses that don't necessarily have to be real. They could be forwarding addresses.
Potential for an online store, although it's not completely necessary because I can work around it without much of a problem given the nature of the site.

Basically it's going to be a promotional tool for random bullshit my friend and I have been working on.

So, what should I be keeping my eye out for? Recommendations? Preferred places I should register the domain?

Helps me.

12:59pm: I've gathered together a small band of jerks to have a bit of a Radiohead party. Basically, the premise is drink while waiting for the files to hit the web. But, shhh, don't tell anyone.

I'm going to be researching this very thing immediately after posting this but I figured it wouldn't hurt to also have a collective resource for others if they're interested in doing something similar. So, here's where the hive mind of blogging comes in:
What time do the files hit the intarwebs through http://www.inrainbows.com/? What time is that in Arizona? And, will someone give me a cookie?

Update:
So far it has only been boiled down to "in the morning" despite all the scouring I've done. I'm going to just set up a new e-mail account and turn up my computers sound full blast to make sure I can't miss the new mail sound.

Final Update: ...and it was good.

1:23pm: First, thank you all for the generous response in the comments.
Second, banana.

miharu Did you rassle any alligators when you were gone?

No. However, I did have quite a few reoccurring dreams of being attacked and killed by an alligator. Or possibly crocodile. I didn't really pay much attention to anything other than the pain.

badrach What was his name? Was it good for you, too?

Michael Dylan MacTurk. It was an interesting experience, to say the least.

starkodama Wanna hang out when I come back this Christmas?

I'd love to.

koudelka What shit have you been through in your absence?

Dog shit.

furyoftrees DID YOU DEFEAT THAT MIME?

THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN. BY PRETENDING TO STAB HIM IN THE FACE WITH A REAL KNIFE.

monster_truck Do you think I should cut my hair into the Ima robot mullet?

I wouldn't be against it. Just be prepared for more scrutiny than anything. Think of it this way, though. You'll be loved by the girls who think mullets are cool and the ones who hate it will love you when you finally cut it off. Attention is attention.

Personally, I have a mean rat tail goin' on right now.

crazyd Can I kick you in the crotch at my bachelor party?

If by can, you are asking if you are able, yes.




Join me next time when I may or may not detail cutting off a wart with a cuticle clipper.

3:54pm: Less Than Three
Hello intarworlds!

Boy. It's been a while, huh? I bet the majority of you that might possibly read this would never have guessed the shit I've been through in my absence. Please place your questions in the box and they'll be answered during our next session. Help me wrangle up somethin' ta say.

6:48am: I have given up on questions.
Which is to say, I like your periods better than my question marks.

3:58pm: It's nice to be good at something. I am good at disappointment.

Guess who had a take-home examination that went up yesterday at noon and didn't have a computer to know that it was posted? If you guessed me, you are correct.

Ah well, ASU, I'll see you next semester. Hopefully at that point I'll have sobered up and have a computer to keep me in check.

"Women are my brakes."

3:05pm: I didn't wake up on time to help my parents move the couch, but I did send them a text message telling them that it was very unlikely I'd be up in time to do so. They moved it themselves to bring it over and I woke up to my Mother beating on my window. It's great how I don't have to worry so much if they're angry at me for this or that.

The previous night I had my fingers chewed on by a really big dog and I saw Rachelle again. I saw her at the No-Pants party a while back and left without closing the deal due to two of her ex-boyfriends not liking the fact that I was talking to her. That was not the case last night and now "I got da digits, son."

It is 3:11 pm right now as I write this and I was supposed to be to work at 1:30 pm. I should probably get ready.

2:35pm: I don't seem to be able to retain any body heat anymore. People tell me that it's because I've lost so much weight but I don't believe them.
I've lost a lot more than just weight and it's what is making me cold.

10:21pm: Okay.

I moved into a new place with my buddy Mark. That's a big deal.

Plus, I'm back in school, except that I just found out I have a presentation tomorrow that I can't possibly complete so apparently I'm taking one class this semester. At best.

I don't have a computer and I was planning on buying one with my loan money but they're keeping it from me until March. I don't know why because the lady was an ass.

Things have been better but I'm content.

I really long to see people that have moved on.

11:53pm: Today I said to a guest at work,
"I feel like I'm a walking skeleton waiting for the wizard's spell to wear off so these old bones can finally hit the floor."

8:20pm: Guess who is playing Metal Gear Solid: Portable Ops right now?

10:29pm: I don't need to touch you to have a good idea of what you feel like and what you feel like results in bad ideas.

1:53pm: GP: Trial today. GP: Phoenix tomorrow. I'll let you know how the trial goes. Wish me luck, I guess.

2:29pm: I'm buying a 360 off a dude who posted on craigslist after I get off work today. It's a 360Pro, with an additional wireless controller, fan, and wireless network adaptor for $400. Not bad, right?

You have one guess concerning what game I'll be purchasing directly following the sale of said system. (Disclaimer: Choose wisely. Your answer determines if I will continue to speak with you.)

But first, for those of you savvy of the XBawx, what should I be looking for to make sure everything is kosher? Are there certain things that I might not know about? Hmmm?

3:53pm: Everyone get off my fucking back! I DO WHAT I WANT!

Edit: Thanks for the tip off, Crystal! You have no idea how eerily coincidental it is to what's going on right now. I'll try and make a post about it sometime when I'm not going to barbeque someone's face.

10:04am: OBJECTION!

Thanks Dylan.

11:12am: How many people do you think are ready to push the red button after this?