Yeeeah. Ozzfest was on the 9th. And it was amazing and epic and awesome! I was close to the stage for Apocalyptica. (Geo got me into them. :D) Annnnnd I was as close as you could get to the stage without a VIP pass for Serj Tankian and OZZY! :D :D :D Bastards charged $4.50 for water and made us throw away the water we brought. Not awesome. Metallica ruled. It was 12 hours of epic epicy epicness and so very, very tiring. The overall trip was fun. (I guess.) I got us lost for 2 hours.

I ganked this gem from happymediocrity.I tried doing this with pervymonk but it wouldn't let me choose Ashley. And she's totally tghe only one allowed to stalk me. ♥ I like the Valentine sentence. I might use the crucifixion part in a Matt/Mello fic. XD

Get one of your own! by Drunken Hero Stalkers are twats. A cautionary tale from therainbowriot. ce_acatl is stalking therainbowriot ce_acatl's REAL name : Settle Jonckheere ce_acatl's REAL DOB : 12th June 1989 Height :176 cm Weight : 65.0 kg ce_acatl has dreamt about you : 4 times ce_acatl became interested in you : 04th December 2006 ce_acatl's latest dream about you You and ce_acatl are in a bar. ce_acatl carries you up onto the pool table and begins undressing you. ce_acatl starts to whip you around the ass with your own jeans. This is how ce_acatl describes your relationship behind your back 'Things are going great! it still won't kiss me though in public. it will once I stop calling her in the middle of the night.' ce_acatl's been stealing stuff from your house too. ce_acatl enjoys collecting therainbowriot's dead pets for a living. They've even started modifying their body for you ce_acatl had their tongue pierced just to win your approval. They sent the following message to you in a Valentines If God had a face, he'd look something like you. And if you were ever to leave me, I'd fucking nail you to a cross before you had a chance for a last supper. The Police No. calls to the police : 30 times Your Last Call to The Police "I think there's a bomb in our house. My friend left a rucksack in here and I can hear ticking." ce_acatl's Police File There is every possibility that ce_acatl is a living incarnation of Satan. Testimonies about ce_acatl Badger Brien - Worn out Musician 'I always suspected ce_acatl was a little weird, but never THIS weird.' Johnny Keeney - The Devil In Disguise 'ce_acatl and I never saw eye-to-eye. And I'm glad now we didn't. What a fucking creep.' Flora Warren - Sister Stabatha 'Dear God! I knew ce_acatl was a right thieving bastard but I didn't know they were such a skank. therainbowriot is a bit of a sucker really.'

It's late, I have to take pain medication for my friggin' teeth and I'm feeling ranty. Dear God. :D

I've rekindled my love for Resident Evil. The first time I ever played it was in 2003. It was the original, for Playstation 1. I was over at Kacey's house. And we didn't get very far because it scared the hell out of us. And Kacey had just moved into a house 10 miles from town.

Yeah.

I always regretted not finishing that game. T__T However, Outbreak is ten kinds of super special awesome! I can't really get past the third senario, The Hive. It takes place in a hospital (which already gives me Siren flashbacks. O__o RUN, TAMON!)and you go into room 203, where you find a handgun. You're thinking "Sweet. Something to fight the zombies with-OH GOD!" and a friggin' leech man drops from the vent.

Yeah.

I hate leeches. And you have dumb AI partners who run in. AND DON'T LISTEN TO WHAT THE HELL YOU SAY TO THEM. In the second senario, Below Freezing Point, both my AI partners got killed by the Mutated G because they didn't know how to get the hell out of the way. But it was all good. I survived. ^__^ Anyways, so you get out of the room. And if you're bleeding, either heal yourself or wait for it to stop because leech man can find you three times faster if you're bleeding. D: Oh, and if your AI partners die at the hand of leech man, they also turn into leech men.

Me: Ok, annoying AI partner. Sorry, buuut I'm sacrificing you so the less annoying AI and me can get away.
-A Few Minutes Later-
Two leech men attack.
Me: Fuck this shit. *turns game off*

Leech men are scarier than they sound.

Basically, since I got my wisdom teeth taken out, playing Resident Evil is all I'm allowed to do. However, I'm doing something that is friggin' constructive tomorrow and my parents will not stop me. I hate being idle. So, since all I've done is play RE:O, that has been all I've talked about.

Me: Blah blah blah ZOMBIES blah blah blah.
Mom: Uh-huh.
Me: Yeah, and I've been looking on the walkthrough.
Mom: You are such a puss, lol. :D
Me: Am not.
Mom: This is basically what you did for Siren.
Me: I used GameShark cheats for Siren. I'm not doing that with this game.
Mom: That's because your GameShark is broken.
Me: Yeah I'm a puss! So what?!
Mom: ^__^

I've recently gotten into RE:O fandom. And I think I found a new pairing. Kevin Ryman/David King lol. The game character David King is nothing like my grandpa so it's all good. However, once in a while I'll be like "Grandpa was not a gay plumber lol". XD In the game, Kevin and David don't really like each other. Which brings me to the fact that I seem to really like yaoi pairings where the two guys are enemies/rivals. Examples:
Death Note-Light/L (However, I am also fond of the Matsuda/Papa Yagami pairing. Sadly, this pairing is seriously lacking in fic.)
Star Ocean 3: Till The End Of Time-Luther/Fayt. Because I love Luther and Fayt just screams 'UKE!'
Yu Yu Hakusho-Karasu/Kurama. Hehehehe. ^__^ (I also like Kuwabara/Kurama, mainly for the sheer wtf?)
Avatar: The Last Airbender-Kitara/Zuko. What?! A het pairing?! How'd that get in here?
Harry Potter-Harry/Lucius. I hate Draco/Harry so this makes up for it? ^__^ Amanuensis turned me into a rabid fan.

So yeeeeah. Plus, David and Kevin are the two prettiest guys in the game so yaoi fangirl law states they have to be shipped. :P Just kidding! I wish I was

So yeah. I'm off to scare myself by watching the original Halloween.

Monk Out!

Yaaaaaaaay!~ I haven't done one of these in forever!

Yes, ladies and gentlemen I , Pervymonk Esquire, have acquired a new LJ friend! :D :D :D *waves furiously at happymediocrity*

I saw I had a new friend on my profile so I decided to check her out! (But totally not in that way. XD )

Her name is Ariel. I freaked about this for 2.5 seconds because my latest ex is named Ariel. But then I told myself "Monk, this person obeys the rules of capitalization so she can't possibly be your ex.)(That's the main reason I broke up with my ex.) (That's horrible. No it isn't. Even though it totally is. :D ) (Plus she's prettier too. XD )

So yeah. She likes all the same animes I do plus a couple I haven't seen, she likes writing and she lives in California! :D :D :D

I <3 making new friends.
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So yeah. All four of my molars started coming in a few months ago. And today, I had all four of them taken out.

D: D: D:

They drugged me and did it. When I came out of it, I was buzzed. I hate not being in control of myself. :/ However, I kind-of-sort-of hit on one of the nurses. It goes without fail. Everytime I'm at a doctor's office and they give me soemthing that fucks me up beyond all reason, I hit on a nurse.

Me: You are REALLY pretty. I mean it...and I mean it in a non-gay way. *shifty eyes*
Nurse: Thanks! ^__^
Me: You are soooooooo pretty. *___*
Nurse: Lawl I love my job. 

(At least I think she was cool about it. My lip is kind of swollen and it might be from the anisthetic or the fact she punched me in the face. I was too happy to care it she did.)

That's all I remeber from the dentist's office. When we got home, though, I got really scared. See, Dad led me to his and mom's room so she could keep an eye on me while I came down off my high. Well, guess where I stayed the entire time I was having seizures?

Yeah. I freaked out but they managed to calm me down. And then my happy went away. That pissed me off.

Me: Come back, happy! >:/
Mom: Lawl.

And the bottom half of my face makes me look like freaking Jabba the Hut. D: However, I'm still doing shit this weekend. I have plans! I'm going to a little kid's birthday party. (Jon's little brother, Coby. He's turning 10 and nothing short of a zombie attack is going to make me miss that.), going to see The Dark Knight again (fucking awesome movie. I'm going with Judith and Sarah, which makes me happy because I'm always bitching about how Judith never has time for me anymore. :D ), and Chanel's baby shower. (Her little girl is due in October. )

In other news, I watched Death Note Abridged by TeamDattebayo on YouTube. I highly recommend it. ^__^ And I got a call from the 'Vote-John-McCain' committee or whatever.

Guy: If the election was held today. would you vote Republician or Democrat?
Me: -wants to say- SOCIALIST!
-says instead- I'm not old enough to vote. =/
-wants to add- Rub in, yah dickhead.

So yeah. I think I'd vote for Obama. I have nothing against McCain. I think he's a cool, funny guy. Buuuut I think change would be good for this country. :D Fuck you, George W. Bush. My ass could be a better president than you have been.

...I love the first amendment. Thank you, forefathers.

*ahem* Dad and I went to the local pawn shop and I found Resident Evil: Outbreak FOR CHEAP! :D :D :D There's a character named David King. That was my grandpa's name. :D

And now I'm going to go shoot some zombie scum to distract me from the Keebler Elves beating the crap out of the inside of my mouth.

Monk Out

"Git-er-done, mother fucker."- Kurama in YYH Abridged by Lanipator

Yes. I did the title on purpose. XD
( Spoilers for Everything. And ranting. )

Whew. I'm done.Thanks for putting up with that. That was a catharis. And damn, am I feeling it! I'm totally staying up to watch the rerun. How about you?

( One Last Spoiler )

And so, I leave you with this quote. I think it fits Light pretty well. This is probably because it is late, and I am tired. ^__^

As Gregor Samsa awoke from uneasy dreams, he found that he has undergone a complete metamorphosis. The Metamorphosis, Franz Kafka

...What is wrong with me? Seriously. Pokemon? It's so fun and addicting! T__T I caught three Pikachus and their names are Near, Mello and Bob Marley. ^___^ We went out of town today to escape my cousin Miranda because she sucks and I found a Bob Marley cd so I've been listening to that hardcore. ♥

On other news, ZOMG two posts this month. Yayz! XD I guess it's because I wanted to rant about my new Pikachus. Because I'm totally still 7 years old. Can you tell?

And I share a birthday with Near! August 24 1991! Same year and everything! Fear! ^__^

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I am the biggest nerd in the universe.

Ok, so yesterday I helped Geo clean his room. I got a shit load of books to read and A GAMEBOY COLOR out of it! See, Geo and his family have like five of them so I got one! ♥ I felt so bad asking for it. I gave my old gameboy color to my cousin Nicole because I thought I was never going to see her again. T__T But, he gave it to me and it looks just like my old one! ♥ ♥ ♥ So I'm playing my Legend of Zelda Games and POKEMON RED! XD I named my character L. And his rival is called Light. And he has a Squirtle nicknamed Watari. XD

So yes. Other than that I haven't really done anything. LAST EPISODE OF DEATH NOTE IS THIS WEEK! We get to see Light basically take it up the ass from Near. Whoo! *cough*

And I want to say again that I'm really not ignoring any of you. My computer will stil die if I turn on the IM so message me or email me. See previous post for address. ^___^

Have also decided that Ashley could be going to Anartica for the next 50 years but I'm still going to wait for her without being emo. ♥

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HOLY CRAP! Two posts in one month! Go me!

...I remember when I posted every week. D:

Anyway, if you haven't seen me on IM it's because I've had to turn it off temporalily because it keeps fucking up my computer. So that's why you haven't seen me. Send me an email: sk8ternevertell@aol.com.

...I got it in like the 6th grade and just never bothered to change it. I have a gmail but I don't ever use it. XD

So yeah. Prom. Ashley couldn't go because her mom took her on vacation that day. TO MEXICO. So I just went with Budke.

I was hellbent on not going but my mom made me. And I learned a valuable lesson: Set your standards low so you'll be plesantly suprised. I had loads of fun at prom. Dance with everyone, watch Geo hit on/scare the shit out of Joe. The works. The only shitty part was Josh and his stupid videocamera. =/ He followed me and filmed me.

I went to afterprom too. They had stuff like moonwalks and games and prizes! I won a Starbucks giftcard and one dollar. I have no luck. I didn't get home until 5 am. Which means I missed Death Note since this was all on a Saturday but eh.

I'm also teaching my self calligraphy! I'm pretty decent if I do say so myself. You can tell I'm a newbie though. I've started teaching myself Japanese characters instead of just the spoken language. It's fun, if a tad difficult. I also drew a really awesome old english N. ^__^ Yay Near!

Went to Hayley's dance recital yesterday. 38 songs about being hot and it's 103 fucking degrees outside. @__@ I felt like a mom. I gave her flowers and higs because she was upset her boyfriend didn't show. I like her boyfriend, Caleb (the team calls hom Peanut ever sice I shaved his head. XD) but he's so damn apathetic when it comes to dating. He's getting kicked in the nuts Tuesday if he doesn't have a good reason for missing it.

Ashley moves to New Mexico pretty soon, if she hasn't moved already. I feel bad because we never keep in touch. I can't help but wonder if we can survive not being in the same state. But I'm pretty sure we will. It just makes me sad to know that I won't be able to see her.

And this summer I get to go to...summer school! *sarcastic yay* I need more credits and it's only for a month so I should be good.

That's about the extent of interesting things that have happened to me. ^__^

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So. A month since last time. That's a little shorter than usual. ^__^ Yay!

I've been pretty boring lately. Since school is winding down I have all this free time on my hands. I hacve started reading fanfiction again. ^__^ I think I may write some too! However, I'm at a dead end with my murder mystery. I've been teaching myself things about law while writing it and now I realize I should probably learn things then write. T__T I also hit a "WTF do I do now?" spot. So I'm going to outline and try again.

I was supposed to take the ACT a couple of weeks ago. I was like "Yeah! I'm like Light Yagami yo!"

I AM NOT LIKE LIGHT YAGAMI. D: D: D:

I forgot the stupid admission ticket and the lasy wouldn't let me in. So I called my grandma like a douchebag and tried to get into my house. (Which I couldn't because the door was locked and I forgot my keys too!) Turns out lady could've let me in by checking a master list of names.

Buuuut this means I have more time to study. :D

We had to take the stupid TAKS test this week. (TAKS= Texas Assessment of Knowledge and Skills. A pointless, boring and easy standarized test made to tell you that you are smart enough to go to the next grade.) They hearded us together to watch shitty movies afterwards. I skipped the movie and got busted. However, all I got was a lecture. A lecture that made me feel a little guilty but still not that bad.

Mr.Couch: WTF?! You said you were going to the bathroom!
Me: Ehehehe....
Mr.Couch: You broke my trust. D:
Me: ...Whoops?


I would have never been busted if my dad hadn't called to tell me I needed to go with Grandma. And I stayed on school campus as well.

I lifted weights because I'm a jock.

I'm losing weight too! ^__^ All my pants keep falling down which is very annoying but so worth it.

Ashley can go to prom! At first Mr.Richey was all "No prom for your girlfriend!" He told me this bullshit rule about how she needed to have a G.E.D if she was out of school. Then Budke got her in because he is magic and everyone loves him.

Judith's birthday is in a few days. I totally forgot. I just don't expect her to get any older. She's supposed to bve a brat in pigtails. Now she'll be 15.

I feel old. T__T

But I got her this awesome present! ^__^ So I'm made of win.

I'm going to see if I can comment now. Earlier LJ was all "We're busy! Comment later!"

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Kris

"I'd do anything to live forever except eat right, exercise daily and be respectable." Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray.