Uhm. It's cold. That is all.

//firewalled against anyone I have ever met in person. EVER

So, okay. I've been spending an inordinate amount of time with Harmony. And there are legitimate explanations, really. There hasn't been much time for Scoobie bonding, I mean, Buffy and Spike are...well, Buffy and Spike. Willow and Kennedy are always doing fun lesbian activities that they don't really want me to film for some reason. Even Dawnie is busy with something resembling a normal non-Hellmouthian social life. And its the holidays. And I'm lonely. And Harm isn't all that bad, really. Just ditzy. And she doesn't kill people. I think.

But she's soulless. I shouldn't be hanging out and shoppping and drinking and singing along to Britney Spears tunes with a soulless, evil, demony vampire. It's just wrong. I mean, think of the wrongest wrong that ever wronged, and multiply it by, oh say, a couple infities. And thus, we have my thing with Harmony.

I'm having, like, self-hatred issues. I mean really. And now, I'm talking like her. Dear lord.

MAYBE, it's hellmouthy related. Crisis averted! I wish.

//end firewall

Jingle Bells, Vampires Smell, Demons lay some eggs
Hellmouths can suck my ass and something can get laid!

Holiday cheer? As long as there is eggnog to be had, they are teh fun! I think I may get a load on and then go shopping! Word.

I can surf on livejournal all day long! WOOT!


Uh, my...co-worker Harrr-y fixed it. Had a lot of practice getting around firewalls at her...is last job.

I think I may celebrate with Karaoke (don't judge me) and a bottle of tequila. Lord knows I need the tequila. Nobody should wait up for me. It'll be a late night at the office.

I'm staying AWAY from meeting the parents central right now. Mostly cause I smell like sewer...uh, because I was chasing a, uh, vampire. Just a random kind of vampire...into a sewer. That's all.

However, ruling out death by sewer smell, I will be bringing home Thanksgiving fixings, Harris Family style...which is, you know booze. And STUFFING. But, yeah, mostly booze.

//firewalledarino

Little blonde bloodsucker...I hope she ruined her pretty pink unicorn manicure in that sewer.

Is it totally wrong that I'm kind of sort of having fun with this chasing? ...I have SUCH problems.

//end firewall

Still at...stupidincredibly intelligent library. Dumb work.

So, I may have to work late tonight, hooray for Friday nights of nothing that allow me to amass much much overtime. So...no one wait up for me. I'm just being Capitalistic!Xander! Go the growth of the dollar.

//firewalled against the usual crowd.

Found Harmony. I'm going to go try and see what she's up to tonight.

I have many, many stakes.

...and now some guy at the library is reading over my shoulder and I feel slightly...uncomfortable and a little crazy.

Wish me luck.

///end firewall

Will? I need firewall mojo. I'm at a stupid library, being timed on how much internet I use, because work has decided that livejournal shouldn't be played with during work hours.

Bastards.

Oh, and for the news? Sex sex, sex, boobs. I am NOT boring.

Hey G-man Giles?

I think I may have found that big bad mojo guy you were talking about? It was at one of my construction sites. Luckily I scared it away by letting it experience my VERY high threshold for pain. My ribs beg to ask the question, Can we kill this thing now? Slayers ahoy, I say!

...owie.

I've actually been busy at work, again. Seems I had a lot of catching up to do. Well, not that I wasn't working a lot a few weeks ago when I was at work all of the time...but, it was busy, and...yeah.

I voted. Don't blame me. Ohio can bite me.

Are we sure that Laura Bush isn't a demon? I mean...she's got this weird eerie smile that just translates into...well EVIL. I think that its something we should be hitting the books on. I mean, really.

//firewalled against all who may think less of me

Found Harmony. She doesn't know I've found her yet, but I found out where she is. The only thing I had to do was follow the long line of pink purchases at all of the more expensive boutiques in town. I'm going to check up on her later and see what's the what.

Hey, maybe the helium in her head took over and she forgot all about Spike and Buffy!

//end the massive firewall of doom

The G-man says that there is monsters afoot. This surprises me not. Giles did say that Halloween was peaceful, so OF COURSE there's gonna be some nasty. Big lying British guy.

So, I'm gonna patrol tonight, I promise if I'm in over my head, I'll scream like the girley man I am. And try to score some candy.

//firewalled against people who should certainly definitely not see this.

Yeah, no sign of Harmony. This? is weird. I mean, she was all, "Oooh Spikeywikey I want your platinum blonde loving right now." And now there hasn't been a glimpse of the ditziest of the ditzy. Maybe she's staked?


...

There's always hoping!

//end firewall

...I slept way too late.

Oy. But, thankfully it's daylight. So you know. Yeah.

I gotta get to work!

okay. I need some sleep.

I just lost a...really important project at work. It just slipped right out of my hands. STUPID project. Dammit.

Oh crap.

//firewalled to Scoobs and family and semi-enemies.

Harmony got away. I just know she's going to head for the Buffster.

...let's hope she gets all slayified!

.

crap, I gotta go and get her.


//end firewall

Dear Willow,

I know I've been really busy with work lately, and have sort of missed a few lunches and movie nights. Here is my peace offering!

...aren't I too cute to be mad at? :D

Wishes of hot lesbian love to you,
Xander

I'd like to offer my sincerest apologies to my friends and whatnot. I have been dead from work. Work is hard. And annoying. And so vapid I REALLY should...stake it. Just stake work.

I'm going to go sharpen pencils now. Because I really want to stake my job.

I'm staying at work a little later. We have a project that needs to be done, and thanks to my fun day off earlier this week, I was "volunteered" to stay late today.

Again, I blame the Yankees.

Anyway. Back to work!

I'm sick at home from work. This has nothing to do with staying up very late to watch baseball.

Bah! to the Yankees. I bite my thumb at them.

I'm picking up pizzas for dinner tonight guys. I'm on my way to Fat Cheese pizza right now and I'm going to get like...fifty pies. And maybe a salad for you girls to share. :)

So, what toppings do y'all want? I'm thinking meat. And maybe one with mushrooms. Yum.

10) Giles is being weird. WEIRD!!!!

9) Muffin basket day! All hail the goodness that is the banana nut muffin!

8) There are usually no demons, vampires, or baddies at work. Usually.

7) I can spend hours checking on my Fantasy Football Team.

6) I can give out Gmail invites as I pick and choose to fellow co-workers. Kind of like some omnipresent force of awesomeness. Anyone out there want some Gmail invites?

5) Insaniquarium!!!! I will raise the most money-pooping fish, or so help me...

4) No scented candles in my office. Scented candles are big in Xander-land lately. Andy and Ben need them, Kennedy and Willow need them, everyone getting some but me need them

3) No Gileses being weird.

2) Bathrooms that I don't have to clean.

1) New!HOT!!Receptionist!!! just started temping at the front desk. Hubba. Hubba.

Riley has resurfaced!

Maybe he can visit, and we can do MANLY things together. Like drink cheap beer that ISN'T light and watch ALL the football games on NFL Direct, and then eat like fifty pizzas, and shoot hoops and shoot pool and shoot clay pigeons and then go and make catcalls at pretty girls walking by and high five each other and play golf!

Not that I don't appreciate the Andy, but seriously...yeah. REAL GUY BONDING! WOOT!

Cheetos are so delicious.
Cheetos are so nutritious.
Cheetos are a magical delight.
Cheetos...oh Cheetos, you light up my life...AND LUNCH.



Thanks to whoever packed the yummy crunchy cheetos in my lunch. Even if they are the girly baked kind, they are still full of powdery cheesy goodness. I will have orange happy dust under my fingernails for hours!

YUM.

Am back in Cleveland.

Am going to sleep until Sunday football starts.

Do not disturb.