Pengie. ([info]pengiesama) wrote,
@ 2005-03-05 15:15:00
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Current mood: chipper
Entry tags:30 kisses, fic, holiday, tenipuri

Hap-py birth...day...Mister...Captain...
First off, allow me to present:

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Yukimura is love.


Edit, same day, same hour: Eep. Forgot the tag.


This be your birthday present, Yuki. (Don't worry, Sanada will be jumping out of your birthday cake in a thong later tonight.) Many thanks to [info]turnpike for supplying some of the pictures. ♥

And as another addition to the birthday celebration, more [info]30_kisses fic!

Title: Why "Do It Yourself" Isn't
Author/Artist: Penguin
Pairing: Sanada x Yukimura
Fandom: Tenipuri
Theme: 22. 揺り籠, cradle
Disclaimer: Konomi Takeshi owns the boys, and thus gets the munnies. I am but a humble fangirl.



Most people knew that, when seeing "some assembly required" on a toy box, it was usually a gross understatement on the behalf of the toymakers. Sanada Genichirou was not one of these people.

And so it came about that Sanada was sitting in the middle of a mass of assorted parts in the Yukimura household's den, scowling at the blueprints of the doll cradle he'd promised to construct for his captain's younger sister. Saki, said younger sister, watched impassively from the couch.

"Would Sanada-san like me to get big brother to help?" asked she, absently stroking her doll's hair.

Sanada spared a quick look up. Coupled with the porcelain doll and the curled pigtails, the child was far too frightening to look for any length of time. Sanada gave a brief shudder.

"...I'm fine, thank you."

Sanada frowned for a moment, then slowly turned the blueprints right-side-up.

Saki gave a short, breathy sigh. "Big brother has very strange taste," she remarked before standing. "Come, Julianna."

The porcelain doll continued to gaze at Sanada with glassy, staring eyes. Sanada gulped. Saki smoothed out her skirt, seemingly oblivious to Sanada's discomfort.

Padding into the kitchen, Saki gave a more pronounced sigh.

"Big brother, what in the world possessed you to get him to build Julianna's cradle?" she asked, setting her doll into a kitchen chair. Julianna flopped slightly as Saki took the seat next to her. "He'll have a breakdown before the night is out."

Yukimura clicked his tongue, setting cookies onto a plate at the counter. "Saki-chan, you still have a lot to learn about the proper handling of one's manslaves."

Saki's shoulders slumped. "But...I've been practicing with the boys in my class. I even managed to make one faint the other day with the hair-flipping thing you taught me."

Offering a cookie and a smile to his younger sister, Yukimura assured, "Don't worry, you're progressing very well. 'Different men need different touches to lure them into our clutches,' remember?"

Saki thought for a moment, breaking the cookie in half. "...I suppose," she said, tucking one half into Julianna's tiny white hands. "You know, big brother, I think that Sanada-san is disquieted by Julianna."

"Is he?" Yukimura slanted a look at the doll. The doll returned the gaze, stare for stare. "...I can't imagine why."

Yukimura took up the plate of cookies and set off for the den. He was vaguely surprised not to find Sanada curled into a fetal position in the corner, but to find him seated in the middle of the room, back straight, eyes closed, and an aura of Zen-like calm about him. It appeared that Sanada had reached his breaking point and had retreated into his Happy Place.

What he didn't know is that Sanada's Happy Place involved Yukimura, a hot summer night, and barely-on yukata. It was a pity, as Yukimura would have been glad to make the Happy Place a reality.

As it were, Yukimura simply padded up and ran his fingers through Sanada's hair. Sanada's eyes blinked open; he groaned and leaned into the touch. Yukimura smiled, setting the plate of cookies down next to him.

"Having a bit of trouble?"

Sanada twitched. "There have been...delays."

"Ahh." Yukimura sat next to Sanada, leaning against him. "What kind of delays are these?"

Sanada bit back the instinctive 'your sister's creepy-looking doll' response and settled for a, "...I can't find the screwdriver."

Yukimura made a sympathetic noise. "That is a problem. You do know that this cradle set was designed to snap together without tools, right?"

Sanada was very quiet for a moment. Yukimura sensed that he was making a rapid descent back into his Happy Place, and thus took preventative measures.

After a few minutes, Sanada drew back from the kiss for air. Yukimura smiled sweetly, lying onto the floor and unbuttoning the last few buttons on his shirt that hadn't been tended to.

"I think you'll have another delay, Genichirou." Yukimura gave an exaggerated sigh. "I hate to intrude on your work so..."

"Not a problem," Sanada mumbled, fumbling with his own shirt. A thought occurred to him, and he quickly walked over to the door to properly lock it.

As he took a brief glance into the hall, he saw a tiny, shadowed figure seated in the middle of the hallway.

Julianna sat with a sign in her porcelain hands: "Do keep the delays short. I fancy a nap."

The resulting delay was more a result of Yukimura having to comfort a trembling Sanada than any actual macking.



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[info]southpawyuuta
2005-03-05 08:30 pm UTC (link)
*giggles* xD; Poor Sanada, at the mercy of not one but two Yukimuras. I pity him >.>;.

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[info]pengiesama
2005-03-05 08:52 pm UTC (link)
Ah, he dug his own grave. X3 Not that I can blame him for falling under the charms of the elder Yukimura...

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[info]turnpike
2005-03-05 08:38 pm UTC (link)
ahahaha. XD i love saki, she's charming. and trust sanada to be pwnd by a doll. [pets him]

ooh. colorbar. ♥ [steals and runs away] you're welcome, by the way. anytime. :D

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[info]pengiesama
2005-03-05 08:54 pm UTC (link)
Sanada has to learn to get along with his future in-laws. Even if they do have freaky dolls. *nods*

<33333 I ♥ you for supplying pics. *kiss-kiss*

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[info]turnpike
2005-03-05 10:23 pm UTC (link)
personally i don't see what his problem is. julianna is delightful. and if she causes him to go to his scantily clad!yuki happy place more often, all the better. >D

anything for pengie-sama and yuki [aka he who causes me to spend way too much money on merchandise]. ♥

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[info]pengiesama
2005-03-06 03:38 am UTC (link)
She also causes SanaYuki comfort!sex after she traumatises Sanada. She's good people.

♥ Yuki (aka he who devours most of my time, free or otherwise) deserves all the attention he gets. <333

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[info]turnpike
2005-03-06 04:37 am UTC (link)
ah, a fan of the boysmex. bless her heart! mm, comfort!sex. ♥

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[info]pengiesama
2005-03-06 04:57 am UTC (link)
Aren't we all? Even those of us who are, in fact, dolls? X3

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[info]turnpike
2005-03-06 03:32 pm UTC (link)
i should hope so! a world without boysmex loving dolls is a world i want no part of.

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[info]pengiesama
2005-03-06 05:35 pm UTC (link)
You needn't worry. No matter how one denies it, boysmex is one of those universal love things. Kinda like air; or maybe candy.

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[info]meigahime
2005-03-05 09:57 pm UTC (link)
Vaguely is an understatement! I want one for my very own!! ¬¬ and Sanada's still a dork... a slow one at that. He should realize that macking and secks should make up for any emotional scarring...

PS: For the colourbar add border="0" to the image tag :D; it gets rid of the link border. Of course if you want it there then by all means leave it XD I just tend to assume most people don't like it.

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[info]pengiesama
2005-03-06 03:40 am UTC (link)
I think Yukimura would object to your kidnapping his younger sister. X3 And no worries; Yukimura will train him eventually.

Thanks. ♥ Fixed. (I r slow and didn't know how to do at first. X3;; )

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[info]nivell
2005-03-06 12:21 am UTC (link)
Yukimura and his sister are evil! 'Different men need different touches' *snerks*

Love this!

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[info]pengiesama
2005-03-06 03:45 am UTC (link)
Like talent, evil tends to run in families. ♥ And sankoo. <333

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[info]chocolate_chip
2005-03-06 01:17 am UTC (link)
XD Oh, poor Sanada. *would like to read more about the happy place!*

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[info]pengiesama
2005-03-06 03:47 am UTC (link)
Hmm. I might consider writing about the Happy Place for another installment. >3 Yukimura would really look very lovely in a yukata...

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[info]chocolate_chip
2005-03-06 03:50 am UTC (link)
*nods* As well as out of the yukata.....

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[info]pengiesama
2005-03-06 03:56 am UTC (link)
Also true. Though I'm not sure if the yukata itself looks better slung carelessly around Yukimura's shoulders, or thrown messily against the tatami mats...

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[info]chocolate_chip
2005-03-06 04:00 am UTC (link)
I'm sure the Happy Place can handle both!

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[info]pengiesama
2005-03-06 04:08 am UTC (link)
If it wants to live up to its name, it will. *threatening fistshake* It also should be able to handle the whipped cream and cherries, now that I think on it...

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[info]chocolate_chip
2005-03-06 04:17 am UTC (link)
Sanada can have a mini-fridge built into the wall!

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[info]pengiesama
2005-03-06 04:31 am UTC (link)
True, true...electrical appliances might ruin the old-fashioned ambiance of the Happy Place, though. *scratches head* It's problematic.

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[info]chocolate_chip
2005-03-06 04:35 am UTC (link)
Well, it would have to be hidden, of course. Or, he could blackmail Marui and Jackal into acting as boiservants for the day? Jackal trying to keep Marui from eating the goods would be an adventure in itself! ^^

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[info]pengiesama
2005-03-06 04:40 am UTC (link)
Marui has been banned from coming anywhere within a ten-mile radius of the Happy Place. Sanada refuses to give me any details, but everyone has their price... *flips through collection of photos featuring Yuki dressed in lacy lingerie*

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[info]lechaco
2005-03-06 03:04 am UTC (link)
*sporfles* XD!!!! Saki's learning the ways of the Yukimura's family secret seduction technique quite well. >DDD

Big brother has very strange taste

HAHAHA XDDD <3

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[info]pengiesama
2005-03-06 03:53 am UTC (link)
Well, she has a very fine teacher. ♥ One day she will have a manslave as well-trained as her brother's.

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[info]amona
2005-03-07 01:01 pm UTC (link)
Lol, this was very funny. I can just imagine one of those Japanese gothic porcelain dolls giving Sanada the creeps.

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[info]pengiesama
2005-03-07 05:34 pm UTC (link)
Sankoo. ♥ And hell, they sometimes give me the creeps...

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[info]amona
2005-03-07 09:04 pm UTC (link)
That and I adore your icon, it's the cutest

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[info]pengiesama
2005-03-07 09:52 pm UTC (link)
Thanks. ♥ The pic was a pain to clean up, since I got it off of an eBay auction...the things I do for SanaYuki are pathetic.

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[info]amona
2005-03-07 10:57 pm UTC (link)
heh, don't worry about it, I can be like that with photoshop ^_^;

Did you get it from some merchanise?

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[info]pengiesama
2005-03-08 02:16 am UTC (link)
I got it off the cards that show chibi!Rikkai and Seigaku's beach trip--the whole thing is pretty cute, but the scan I saved from the page was of pretty poor quality, unfortunately. chibi!SanaYuki is easily the cutest of the lot, in my entirely and completely unbiased opinion.

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[info]amona
2005-03-08 10:01 am UTC (link)
It's time I start watching it then, I have seen only up until a certain point, but heard the chibi eps give us lots of SanaYuki!

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[info]pengiesama
2005-03-08 06:04 pm UTC (link)
Oh, the beach thing isn't from an episode. X3 Unfortunately. It's just a little trading card thing. (Geez, no beach episodes, no hot spring episodes...we are deprived.) The chibi eps are a wonderful source of SanaYuki, though. Particularly if you want to see Santa!Sanada and Yuki the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

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[info]cirnelle
2005-03-08 07:09 pm UTC (link)
*laughs* Much love for Yuki's sis, and Gen-chan once again reinforces that he is SUCH A DORK. XD

And porcelain dolls are creepy. *g*

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[info]pengiesama
2005-03-08 09:21 pm UTC (link)
I think it's more work for a writer to make Gen-chan NOT a dork...it's too deeply ingrained in him. Much like Ebilness in the Yukimura family. X3

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