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I think I'm a nerd. Jul. 25th, 2008 @ 08:13 am

Your result for The RPG Class Test...

Arcane Trickster

15% Combativeness, 60% Sneakiness, 74% Intellect, 22% Spirituality

Brilliant and sneaky: You are an Arcane Trickster!


Score! You have a prestige class. A prestige class can only be taken after you've fulfilled certain requirements. This may mean that you're an exceptionally talented person, but it probably doesn't.


Arcane Tricksters combine arcane magic with rogue skills and sensibilities. They use their magic to confuse their opponents or to augment their more mundane, roguish skills. If you thought it was annoying keeping an eye that that rogue, the Arcane Trickster is probably picking your pocket from the other side of the room.


Both smart and sneaky, you're probably the type of person that loves planning practical jokes... either that or knocking over banks.

Take The RPG Class Test at HelloQuizzy

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Awww... Jul. 24th, 2008 @ 03:29 pm
This is my Scarlett kitty, having a small nap in my cup. Sorry about the terrible picture quality, but I wanted to get a picture before she woke up.

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Prepositions... Jul. 23rd, 2008 @ 04:38 pm
So in 5th grade, we learned the "Preposition Song." It's got a good chunk of the prepositions in it. You want to know what they are? Good!

About, above, across, against, among, around, at, before, behind, beside, below, between, during, except, by, down, over, under, of, off, on, through, beneath, to, after, towards, up, until, unto, with.

Sing that to the tune of "Yankee Doodle" and that's the song.

Yes, my head is full of useless things. I also have my mom's 13 digit driver's license number from 1992 memorized.
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Need a favor from the Seattle-ites. Jul. 21st, 2008 @ 02:03 pm
If anyone is close enough to give a hug and kiss to [info]hollyking, please do so for me. :) He's a sweet, sweet, wonderful man.
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Lamp crafty goodness Jul. 21st, 2008 @ 11:21 am
This is a terrible picture, but this is the lamp I was talking about. I finished it off last week. Yay!

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WOOT!!! Jul. 17th, 2008 @ 09:08 am
My problem employee just quit. Most of my co-workers are beside themselves with joy.

Yeah, we're terrible people, but we're happy terrible people.
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I know you've all seen it before, but one can never have too much Kenya... Jul. 17th, 2008 @ 08:21 am
Lions and Tigers in Kenya! )
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I have no words... Jul. 16th, 2008 @ 03:04 pm
Catholic Bishop says abuse victims are 'dwelling crankily on old wounds'

I'm sure the family of the woman who was raped by her priest as a child, and later committed suicide, now realizes they should just man up, and get over it.

Argh.

Squiffed from [info]harley.
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I'm becoming a craft goddess. Jul. 16th, 2008 @ 11:06 am
Pregnancy has been really awaking my inner crafty person. We had an old lamp that I had no love for, and was plotting the demise of. When we moved, most of the inner liner got ripped off of it, and it looked...blech.

So, my mom suggested getting some decorative paper, and replacing the backing. I liked this plan. It worked well, until Chris tried to gently wipe down the lamp, in which case the shade started ripping at the lightest touch. Fine, whatever, I figured we'd buy a new lamp. Then I decided since I had the paper, I may as well remake the shade. So I bought muslin, starched the hell out of it, and ironed it wrinkle free. I ripped off the remains of the old shade, and then put the muslin on.

Once the muslin was on, I put on the paper backing. It looks good, but I don't like the fact that you can see where the muslin folds under in some spots...so, now I think I'm going to lightly trim it along the wire edges with some deep red ribbon of some kind.

Well, once I started on the shade, I realized that the lamp itself was horribly tarnished...so now I'm working on cleaning off the tarnish with some Barkeeper's friend. It's a long, boring, smelly project.

Okay, I think I'm done ranting now. I'll post pictures of the pretty as soon as I get it finshed. :)
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Friday Morning Memeage Jul. 11th, 2008 @ 09:39 am
Names and Letters
Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real places, names &/or objects, but nothing made up! Try to use different answers if the person you got this from has the same first initial. You can't use your name for the boy/girl name question. Have fun with it!

1. FOUR LETTER WORD: toes
2. BOY NAME: Tony
3. GIRL NAME: Theresa
4. OCCUPATION: toreador
5. A COLOR: taupe
6. SOMETHING YOU WEAR: thong
7. BEVERAGE: Tea!! Or, tepache.
8. FOOD: tandoori chicken
9. SOMETHING FOUND IN A BATHROOM: toilet
10. A PLACE: Topeka
11. REASON FOR BEING LATE: Took a detour to the nearest bar and had a tepache.
12. SOMETHING YOU SHOUT: "To me, peons!" (I had to go with the generic "you.")

Squiffed from [info]puffdoggydaddy, because he rocks.
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I don't remember why this came up, but I'm curious... Jul. 9th, 2008 @ 04:48 pm
Poll #1220566 Satisfy me!
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All

If you were to spontaneously swap bodies with your significant other for a day, could you have sex with your old body?

View Answers

Yes!
22 (64.7%)

No!
1 (2.9%)

Possibly if I didn't have to look at myself.
4 (11.8%)

No, but I'd have sex with someone else.
0 (0.0%)

No, but I could at least explore my new body.
3 (8.8%)

Ew?
4 (11.8%)

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Blame it on [info]feachador Jul. 9th, 2008 @ 10:41 am

Your result for The Attachment Style Test...

The Waffler

52% Anxiety Over Abandonment and 38% Avoidance Of Intimacy


You're not the most decisive person. You tend to be unsure what you want out of your attachments, and it's unlikely you've had more than mediocre relationships. You vacillate between trust and mistrust, and between low and high self-esteem. You probably have a couple of good friends who support you and believe in you, but you tend not to let things get too heavy. You like to sit on fences.



Fictional character with whom you might identify: Xander (Buffy the Vampire Slayer), Amelie (Amelie)



XanderHarris.jpg Amelie.jpg




Other Attachment Types:
Secure: The Unicorn | The Cuddleslut | The Free Agent
Preoccupied: The Cling Wrap | The Squid | The Insect
Fearful: The Doormat | The Leper | The Exile
Dismissing: The Hermit | The Stone | The Player
Confused: The Waffler

Take The Attachment Style Test at HelloQuizzy

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Squee! Jul. 9th, 2008 @ 10:09 am

Happy Birthday to the amazing and lovely and funny and cute [info]cheesentoast!

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This made me LOL, and [info]slsxdkpt snort coffee. Jul. 8th, 2008 @ 09:33 am
Yay for gnomey photo goodness!

Found through the amazing and sexy [info]boymeat.
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o.O Jul. 7th, 2008 @ 03:58 pm
Dear [info]dj_stringbean,

I'm sorry. If I'd know it would be this bad, I'd have tried to have spared you. That's all.

Deepest sympathies,

[info]pallidbat
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Snippets and a meme Jul. 2nd, 2008 @ 09:11 am
I found my phone! Yay! It was definitely of the deceased variety, but at least it didn't go through the wash?

My job sucks right now. I love it when the important people decide to change things during the busy days of the week, thusly leaving us kind of honked when the change screws things up.

You know, I know that I'm getting better about not being a judgmental bitch in the out loud voice, but does it count as better if I still think it?

Your result for The Batty Test...

large flying fox


Awesome work! You have an excellent knowledge of general bat natural history.

Take The Batty Test at HelloQuizzy

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Current Mood: crazy

Meme, stolen from many Jul. 1st, 2008 @ 04:53 pm
Ten Things I Wish I Could Say to Ten Different People Right Now:
1.             Holy crap are you a skeazy ho.
2.             What on earth are you doing?
3.             What is your problem with me?  I’m dying to know.
4.             That’s just creepy.
5.             I miss talking to you.
6.             Headkisses!
7.             You’re throwing away your potential because you’re too scared to do something about it.
8.             You only think I’m coming back!
9.             You’re a little weird, and by a little I mean, a lot.
10.         Get help.
 
Nine Things About Myself:
1.                  I hate talking on the phone.
2.                  Voicemails scare me.
3.                  I’m way too forgiving with some people, and have no patience with others.
4.                  I’m in to knitting and childbirth.  Only one of which I get to talk about with most people.
5.                  After years of drugs and therapy, I finally found one therapist who kicked my ass in to line in 6 months flat, three of which were prescription free.
6.                  I freaking love being pregnant.
7.                  I tend to be judgmental, but I always keep it to myself (and my husband).
8.                  I love cooking Indian food.
9.                  My parents are some of my best friends.
 
Eight Ways to Win My Heart:
1.                  Don’t tell me I look huge.
2.                  Don’t touch the tummy without asking first.
3.                  Bring caramel brownies.
4.                  Like cats.
5.                  Be nice to customer service people.
6.                  Don’t harass me about singing if we go to karaoke.
7.                  Don’t pretend to be someone you’re not.
8.                  Did I mention not telling me I was huge?
 
Seven Things That Cross My Mind a Lot:
1.                  Oof! I think that was a butt.
2.                  OMG! Why did you do this thing?
3.                  I need to sweep.
4.                  Kitty, stop it!
5.                  I have to pee.
6.                  …and then that happened.
7.                  Oooo!  Scones!
 
Six Things I Do Before I Fall Asleep:
1.                  Take my prenatals, calcium, and vitamin C.
2.                  Brush and floss.
3.                  Cuddle with Chris.
4.                  Flip over about 16 times.
5.                  Make Chris turn on my turtle.
6.                  Give Kitty some pets.
 
Five People Who Mean a Lot:
1.                  My mom and Harvey
2.                  Smudge
3.                  Chris
4.                  Michael
5.                  Everyone else I can’t list because this is the last number.
 
Four Things You're Wearing Right Now:
1.                  Wrist brace
2.                  Ridiculously large bra
3.                  Mary Jane Crocs
4.                  Preggo jeans
 
Three Songs That You Listen to Often (Currently):
1.                  Black Betty – Spiderbait
2.                  In the Hall of the Mountain King – Edvard Grieg
3.                  Anitra's Dance - Edvard Grieg
 
Two Things You Want to Do Before You Die:
1.                  Visit Egypt
2.                  Go on an archaeological dig
 
One Confession:
1.                  I’m terrified I’ll suck as a parent
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Snippets Jul. 1st, 2008 @ 10:40 am

  1. I seem to have lost my phone for the last uh, week or so. I'd call it but a) it's probably dead, and b) I always leave the damned thing on vibrate.
  2. I did my pregnancy yoga video for the first time in forever, and I feel awesome today.
  3. I read the LJ of one of my favorite authors, and she announced yesterday that she noticed some print errors in the book, and was asking people if they saw any others. Some got mentioned, but even better were the other comments:

    The worst print error I ever saw? Two copies of "The Case for Christ," by Stobel...

    All completely blank. Every page blank. Two hundred pages, blank. Since the book professed to provide the proof for Christ... Not. Good.

    They were bought by a former monk who worked at my store. He thought it was hysterical.

    ************************

    One of my favorite editing errors is in a George R.R. Martin book, I believe it was the 3rd one and it went like this: "Yet Ser Axell proposes we swoop down on homes they left behind, to rape their windows and put their children to the sword."

    Those windows better beware.

  4. [info]stephiearts gave me a tagine for my wedding present. I've decided I'm going to start cooking with it, and must find good recipes.
  5. I'm contemplating buying 2 wireless cards for our desktops, rather than getting creative with drilling, and running wire under carpet. I'm not sure if this is a good plan.
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Fear meme, stolen from many... Jun. 30th, 2008 @ 11:40 am
The meme:

I'm afraid of 13 out of 72 common fears

[ ] the dark
[ ] staying single forever
[X] being a parent
[ ] giving birth (I'm excited about this one. Do I get negative points for that?)
[X] being myself in front of others
[ ] open spaces
[ ] closed spaces
[X] heights
[ ] dogs
[ ] birds
[ ] fish
[ ] spiders
[ ] flowers or other plants
[ ] being touched
[ ] fire
[ ] deep water
[ ] snakes
[ ] silk
[ ] the ocean
[X] failure
[X] success
[ ] thunder/lightning
[ ] frogs/toad
[ ] my boyfriend's/girlfriend's dad
[X] my boyfriend's/girlfriend's mom
[ ] rats
[X] jumping from high places
[ ] snow
[ ] rain
[ ] wind
[X] crossing hanging bridges
[ ] death
[X] heaven
[ ] being robbed
[ ] falling
[X] clowns
[ ] dolls
[ ] large crowds of people
[ ] men
[ ] women
[ ] having great responsibilities
[X] doctors, including dentists
[ ] tornadoes
[ ] hurricanes
[ ] incurable diseases
[ ] sharks
[ ] Friday the 13th
[ ] ghosts
[ ] poverty
[ ] Halloween
[ ] school
[ ] trains
[ ] odd numbers
[ ] even numbers
[ ] being alone
[ ] becoming blind
[ ] becoming deaf
[ ] growing up
[ ] creepy noises in the night
[X] bee stings
[ ] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[X] needles
[ ] blood
[ ] dinosaurs
[ ] the welcome mat
[ ] high speed
[ ] throwing up
[ ] falling in love
[ ] super secrets


If you get more than 30, I strongly recommend some counseling.
If you get more than 20, you're paranoid.
If you get 10-20, you are normal.
If you get 10 or less, you're fearless.
People who don't have any are liars.
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Work conversations Jun. 30th, 2008 @ 11:32 am
[info]pallidbat: I wonder if kiwis taste like chicken...
[info]dj_stringbean: There's only one way to find out.
[info]pallidbat: That's just not right! It's like eating a kitten. Oh sure, they probably taste like chicken, but they're too cute to eat!

Yeah, they over pay me.
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