I was filling out a form today that asked for my name. Every time I see this, I want to put Jim. For those of you who are still fresh on the ways of Liz, my name is not really Jim. It's just that my signature looks strongly like it. So the form got me thinking that I don't believe I ever shared my signature here. From there it was just a matter of making my scanner obey me.

Went for my ultrasound just now. She said that the cyst area looked larger. She was making me a little nervous because she kept asking me things like if my abdomen ever hurt. Then she told me it was weird that I had a period while the cyst was preventing them normally.

And she wanted to do an internal ultrasound and I was like "fuck this, I'm out" (not those exact words, but a nicer version) and she was so nice about it like, oh sure, it's fine if you're not comfortable with it. Just talk to your doctor and see what she wants to do.

So I guess that's what's up. Also missed my period this month again.

Party on.


PS: Suikoden fic writers? Please write more Yuber/Albert.
There is simply not enough of them to satisfy me. D:

I seem to be reverting back to the nineties slowly.

anestel: I think i will walk to the fitness center and use the internet there after i finish eating
oulan: sounds dope

So something just happened to me that I have never experienced before. Something so amazing that I could only sit back and chuckle once it was over. Much like being flash raped, once it was over, I could only sit in my chair and ponder over why I felt so violated. But it was awesome. I couldn't hear everything that was said, but this is what I can give.

I received a phone call. All day long I get phone calls for my mother and I deal with them according to their importance. This one will never leave me. It begins:

Me: Hello?
Him: Hi, is Ms. Broderick at home?
Me: No, she's out at the moment.
Him: Can I leave a message, then?
Me: Of course you can.

Now, at this point, I've opened wordpad to take a message because, well, I just don't like to write things down. The following line was obscured by what I, at the time, believed to be a sneeze or a cough, like this guys was sick at work or something, but now know to be a snicker or a small, muffled laugh. It was something about a dildo bill going up or something along those lines.

I thought to myself: No. He did not just say dildo. And after I replied with a slow "Okay", he went on to give me instructions about the insertion of said dildo. The where, the when, the how.

So I laughed because it was then that I realized that it was a prank call. I said okay again, chuckling to myself because I have never been prank called before and I didn't believe that people still did it.

Him: Did you get all that?
Me: Oh, yes.
Him: Okay. Have a good asshole.
*click*






Have a good asshole.

My plague is finally passing. I am very phlegmy. My mother might have the strep so, of course, I worry for me. And I have another ultrasound on Thursday.

AWESOME. :D

Also, on a slightly more dorky note, I totally fucking located the Kimimaro tin and made that bitch mine.

So, Clay Aiken is saying he's gay? Is anyone surprised? Or was he the last to know?

Whatever. Moving along.

NEW VIDEO FROM LAST NIGHT:


Someday I'll get a better camera. Until then, this is what you deal with.

(....while episode 20 of Claymore loads. So glad I decided to watch through it again)

Stolen fair and fucking square from i_eat_bamboo, only I'll do one better and actually put it behind a cut.

01) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
Only if you count my husband. Majima.

( Getting to know Jazz Square )

Ta-dah~

My favorite part of that Wonder Girls MV is JYP on the toilet. Now, what does that say about the quality of music in the world these days? And I didn't finish the MV, either. Pretty much when it moved the focus off of him dropping a deuce, I was done.

Does anything cool happen after that?

So I took a break from trying to locate the 2PM live I'm missing to throw together something for me and i_eat_bamboo to enjoy. After being saddened by the severe lack of Majima (of Yakuza) pictures in the world, and being forced to skip him in the set, I went where I told myself I would never go again for the sake of minimovie icons. Yes, the youtube.


And, despite my general loathing of everything Mark Hamill related, this has to be my favorite scene in the game. Because it's awesome. And mathafacka. Oh, Mark Hamill. Why you make Majima so awesome?

And now the result:
(again, mostly for Goldenthroat, because she'll probably enjoy it more than anyone who sees it... except maybe myself)

Who is excited? Liz is excited. Liz is very excited. Liz is so excited, she puts DBSG fans spazzing over new music to shame. Step it up, fangirls. You're falling behind now. Even though I have Moronic playing right now. I was humming it in the shower last night, too. Damn you, DBSG.