REMIX FIC. I somehow drew soundczech's name, which was T_T so stressful because she is my favorite writer in Johnny's Entertainment. And because she only writes either Akame or crazy AU, neither of which I can do. SINCERE APOLOGIES IN ADVANCE, FITZ. I tried to make you happy, but. T_T I'm also pretty sure I broke my own remix rules, lolol oops. Funny how I was the one who coerced most of the people into doing this ~remix challenge~ and then missed my own deadline. I crunched this fic out in two sittings and I'm pretty sure it shows, but ughhh time restraints. POSSIBLE EDITS AT A LATER TIME, AGAIN SORRY FITZ. T_T

☆ GUIDELINES POST & BACKSTORY
☆ ORIGINAL: Girls Like That (Ryo/Tegoshi) aka the only genderbending fic I have ever liked.

The Ever Illustrious Johnny's Entertainment Rumor Mill, Case File #28
Jin/Kame - 3,114 words

( Starting from 2000 to the year 2007, there have been 34 rumors within Johnny's Entertainment: 9 official, 11 true, 5 involving Arashi's monthly sleepovers, 2 regarding Tackey & Tsubasa elopement plans, 6 concerning Kamenashi Kazuya and Akanishi Jin, 3 about who Johnny-san has in his office, 12 false gender alarms, 4 debuts, 17 break-ups. )

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, unrequitedangst! I warned you that the crazier your prompt was, the shorter your drabble would be. :T

( And your prompt was quite (literally) crazy. )

So absenceofmind found a Japanese mindmap game where you enter your name and it will tell you the ~contents of your mind~. The game is apparently pro-Akame, which then makes sense for it to utter hate me. >:[

( Results! Variations on a theme, my intricate desires and subconscious. )

( JOHNNY'S REMIX STYLE )

LOOK, I KNOW IT'S MY TURN TO WRITE FOR la_foule but I can't seem to stop writing Johnny's Entertainment fic and I leave on Sunday and I still haven't packed or burned off all those dramas on my laptop or organized my files, and. T_T I'll probably end up writing Kyouya comes down with a fever at like, 3am on Sunday morning, two hours before I leave for the airport. :(

Firstly, this fic is a morbid cross between an attempt at humor and my usual heavy meta. That is your warning. :-T Secondly, it was inspired from Tegoshi's confession on the recent NewS wo Abake on Shounen Club (aired Aug. 4). And lastly, this fic reminded me why I never, ever write humor.

The Tegoshi Factor
Ryo/Tegoshi, Ryo/Uchi - 3,444 words


( How Tegoshi made Ryo like him, possibly against his will. )

I occasionally entertain the idea of ditching Ryo/Uchi for Ryo/Tegoshi, but then I imagine MK smashing a sledgehammer into my face and I come to my senses.

on rediscovering a misplaced identity
a Ryo/Uchi not-so epic in 4,014 words


( Uchi quits Johnny's. )

This was horrifying to write. All for you, Cathy baby, you know I would never do this for anyone else, ever. I had this entire plot planned starring KAT-TUN as the black magic club, but it just turned so mind-numbingly bad that I nearly deleted everything.

How Horikita Maki Fell Down the NewS Hole

( a crossover fic that never should have existed )

aki: bing if you love me, write me akame!!!
bing: al;ksfjd THAT IS SO NOT FAIR
you know I can never resist you anything T_T

HERE IS YOUR AKAME FIC, YOU TERRIFINGLY LOVABLE PERSON. asfljd, this fic is really boring. I think it's boring, and I wrote it. I can't get Kame right. :( I know him in my head, I just can't translate it onto paper. The setting is the same as the last fic; you can even think of this as a continuation, only with different characters.

fast turnaround
Jin/Kame - G - 1,255 words

( Possible scenarios that Kame had expected to play out: )

bing: this is kanjani8.
WATCH THAT PV AND TELL ME YOU CAN'T LOVE THEM
aki: ryo's in both??
i thought he was arashi
bing: HAHAHA NO
but that's a priceless thought.

That comment made my entire night. RYO IN ARASHI.

This isn't the Ryo/Uchi fic I've been writing for the past week, but I don't think I'll be able to finish it anytime soon. :( I support almost any Ryo pairing, but Ryo/Uchi is my absolute-absolute favorite because I can never resist the BEST FRIEND dynamic, and I really wanted to post something before I leave (and especially for lovedoesthat, after she made me feel so much better about being such a creep T_T), so have some embarrassing pointless fluff.

absenceofmind, fear not, your Akame is going up tomorrow. What is it with me and being conned into writing pairings that I can't write, sigh.


Clairvoyance (on the dance floor)
Ryo/Uchi - PG - 1,132 words

( Clubbing is the favored form of entertainment during the summer. )

7,017 WORDS IN 5 DAYS. I scare myself sometimes. Proving that I can, indeed, write fast and without regard for quality if I so choose.

Learning Curve
Ryo/Tegoshi, R


( Ryo's easy to hate but he's even easier to love. LOVE HIM WITH ME. )

For bookshop. Not because she's a BNF or because I actually admit to liking Yamapi but because she could use a quick pick-me-up. ♥

( Locker Room Gossip, 588 words. I can tell the difference between Yamapi and Ryo, but I still can't pick anyone else from NewS out of a Johnny's line-up. Except maybe Massu. He's pretty adorable. )

Code Geass fic! First installment of two parts.

( Pressure Point, gen. Lelouch and Nunnally as children after the incident. Light spoilers up to Episode 7. 801 words. )