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If you've found your way here, you're probably either looking to read my fic, or to submit your own fic. For the former, I have an elaborate tag system for you to peruse. *points to the left* For the latter, here's a quick list of links:
Challenges:
Alternative Pairing Season (Gundam Wing)
Omnipairings Challenge (Harry Potter)
Genderly Challenge (All Fandoms)
Anonymous Memes:
Harry Potter Girls Kink Meme
Fate / Stay Night Kink Meme
Vampire Knight Kink Meme
Have fun!
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Spoilery stuff behind the cut. :D
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Next time I hear someone complain about female Harry Potter characters, my only reply will be a link to this piece of art.
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Title: 50 Sentences - Jet x Katara
Author: Omnicat v''v
Rating: T / PG-13, tops. Most are well under this.
Genre: Misc.
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Preferably everything.
Warnings: Some of these contain death, sex or bad humor.
Pairings: Katara x Jet / Jet x Katara
Disclaimer: I don’t own; won’t claim; shouldn’t get sued.
Summary: Fifty sentences centered around the Jetara / Jet x Katara pairing. Set in all kinds of AU scenarios (for obvious reasons), no particular continuity intended.
Author’s Note: Once I found out this form of fanfic existed, I couldn’t not take the opportunity to let my run-on sentence addiction loose on a set of prompts. I hope you’ll enjoy these as much as I did!
PSAN: I’m gonna do this more often. :D
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Whoot! XD
By this time next week Avatar: the Last Airbender will have finally finished. And since I've been crushing on this show so hard for the past couple of weeks, I've decided to, in honour of the event, temporarily change my default icon from the starry-eyed kitty to this:
(Which wins out over this: 
and this: 
because I'm also currently feeling strongly - if conflictedly - on the feminism front.)
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Title: Fresh Meat
Author: Omnicat v''v
Rating: K / G
Genre: Humor
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: None.
Warnings: None.
Pairings: Heero Yuy x Relena Peacecraft
Disclaimer: Of course no copyright infringement is intended here, whatever gave you that idea?
Summary: Ficlet. 'Special Agent Yuy' on the prowl...
Author’s Note: Enjoy!
PSAN: Read and Review please. ;D
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Auteur: Omnicat v''v
Classificatie: K / G
Genre: Humor
Spoilers & Gewenste Voorkennis: Geen.
Waarschuwingen: Geen.
Koppels: Heero Yuy x Relena Peacecraft
Disclaimer: Welnee, hier worden geen auteursrechten geschonden, hoe kom je daar nou weer bij?
Samenvatting: Ficlet. Geheim Agent Yuy is op jacht...
Notitie van de Auteur: Veel leesplezier!
PSAN: Lezen en loven, alstjullieblieft. ;D
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Because my previous list was seriously fandom-versatility-deprived.
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Titel: Lessen voor een Overweldiger
Auteur: Omnicat v''v
Classificatie: K+ / PG
Genre: Zielenleed
Spoilers & Gewenste Voorkennis: Liefst alles dat tot zover uitgezonden is, maar "Zuko Alleen" in het bijzonder.
Waarschuwingen: Geen.
Koppels: Ozai x Ursa
Disclaimer: Ik "disclaim" Avatar: the Last Airbender.
Samenvatting: Ursa was meer een moeder dan een echtgenote.
Notitie van de Auteur: Avatar heeft tot noch toe zelfs zijn schurken een zekere mate van diepte weten te geven. Hier is een duik in die van Ozai. :)
PSAN: Voortgekomen uit de vraag waarom Ursa eigenlijk verbannen is. Tenzij Azulons dood toch al luidruchtig en opvallend was, zou haar slecht getimede verdwijning alleen maar nog verdachter lijken. Hoe moeilijk kan het geweest zijn om haar betrokkenheid in de doofpot te stoppen? En je kunt zeggen wat je wilt over Ozai, maar hij lijkt me niet het type om hier kwaad over te worden...
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Title: The Consequences of Doing Nothing
Author: Omnicat v''v
Rating: K+ / PG
Genre: Humor, Romance
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: As much as you can muster.
Warnings: None.
Pairings: Heero Yuy x Relena Peacecraft
Disclaimer: I’m just fooling around here; what belongs to Bandai/Sunrise does not belong to me, and I don’t make any money off of it.
Summary: It’s amazing where a lack of preferences when it comes to ice cream flavours can get you. 1xR
Author’s Note: Enjoy!
PSAN: Read and Review, please! ;D This is a translation, so if you see anything that looks off, please notify me.
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Title: Ribbons in her Hair
Author: Omnicat v''v
Rating: K / G
Genre: Some Romance, some Angst, mostly Introspective Blather
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: All the way to the finale, baby! 100% known!canon-compliant as of my post-finale editing spree.
Warnings: None.
Pairings: Mai x Zuko, Mai’s Mother x Mai’s Father
Disclaimer: Not mine. Simple as that.
Summary: Mai gets married and flips her mother the bird. A thinly veiled character study.
Author’s Note: Uhm... enjoy?
PSAN: A review a day keeps the writer’s block away? (Not that it would help me much, but still, nice thought...)
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Title: Lessons of an Usurper
Author: Omnicat v''v
Rating: K / PG
Genre: Angst
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Preferably everything aired so far, but 'Zuko Alone' and 'The Day of Black Sun' in particular.
Warnings: None.
Pairings: Ozai x Ursa
Disclaimer: Not mine. Simple as that.
Summary: Ursa was a mother more so than she was a wife.
Author’s Note: Avatar has done an excellent job so far of giving even their villains some shades of three-dimensionality. Here's one of Ozai’s. :)
PSAN: Spawned from the question why Ursa was really banished. Unless Azulon’s death was loud and messy to begin with, her conveniently timed disappearance would only look more suspicious. How hard could it have been to cover up her involvement? And say what you want about Ozai, but he doesn’t strike me as the type who would hold this against her...
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Title: If Lu Ten Hadn’t Died
Author: Omnicat v''v
Rating: K / PG
Genre: Angst
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Preferably everything shown on air so far, but up until Day of Black Sun will do.
Warnings: None.
Pairings: None.
Disclaimer: Not mine. Simple as that.
Summary: In a way, everything Zuko did was because of Lu Ten.
Author’s Note: Lu Ten needs more love. Though this Zuko of mine doesn’t seem inclined to give it to him...
PSAN: I suppose I owe you a bit of an explanation about this horribly plain and repetitive and blah piece of blegh. (This is the product of writer’s block, can you tell how much I hate everything that comes from my pen at the moment?) For all that Zuko is a scatterbrained klutz compared to the more prodigious prodigies and geniuses he’s surrounded with, he never struck me as particularly bitter about his (relative) lack of inborn abilities. Angry, angry, irritable and angry, yes, but his feelings seemed to go out to the world at large instead of focusing on anyone in particular. He prides himself on his stubborn refusal to yield to those without his perceived shortcomings. The only time he complained, that I can remember, was in Siege of the North, when he was stuck in a cave during a blizzard with glowy!Aang. (And given the all-around shitty month he’d had, that’s not much of a surprise, really.) Something must keep him from outright hating everyone with the luck he so sorely lacks, and I figured that that something is either an unshakable belief in ‘destiny’, or positive feelings towards the lucky ones he’s closest to, to balance out the negative sentiments. There’s no denying the former, and the junk-posing-as-fic above is one take on the latter.
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Title: Preventor Prétear
Author: Omnicat v''v
Rating: K
Genre: General, Humor
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: The entire Prétear anime, but the general idea and knowledge of the fandom will do for Gundam Wing. :P
Warnings: None.
Pairings: Wufei Chang x Sally Po (ish), Sasame x Sally Po (ish), Sasame x Takako
Disclaimer: Neither of the anime this is derived from are mine. I’ve got the bank account to show for it.
Summary: Meeting the new Prétear, Sally Po, Sasame sees the light about the people chosen to save the day.
Author’s Note: Enjoy! ;)
PSAN: Read and Review please! ;P
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Now this is cool. Cracky pairings and random bunnies for my crossover table, all in one simple meme. Thank you,
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fandom_memes</lj>!Make a list of all the characters in your icons. (Although you may have more than one icon of a single character, they only go on the list once.) Alphabetize it. Take the first two people on the list; that's your first pairing. Second two people; second pairing. Etc. Then write your reaction to each pairing (or a snippet of a hypothetical fic featuring each pairing).
Alphabetized and paired up, that makes:
Amber x Catherine
Dorothy x Heero
Dude, this is practically canon. She walks around with pictures of him. I'm sure she stalks him for various nefarious purposes rather than romantic ones, but given that Noin also walks around with pictures of Zechs... oh. Ohoho. Now there's a plot bunny. Dx9 crackship, here I come! }:D
Hilde x ‘Mikage’/Takako
Noin x Pai
Relena x Remus
Sally x Sasame
Tonks x Toph
Une x Yin
More ficlets in the making. }:D
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Title: Earth King Tranquillizer
Author: Omnicat v''v
Rating: T
Genre: Humor
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Up until "Lake Laogai".
Warnings: Very perverted humor.
Pairings: Earth King Kuei x Joo Dee
Disclaimer: Once you’ve read this you’ll know exactly why I’m not part of the Avatar production team.
Summary: Just how did Long Feng keep the Earth King pacified for all those years?
Author’s Note: Enjoy! ;D
PSAN: Should I duck to avoid rotten fruit or is the coast clear?
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Title: White One
Author: Omnicat v''v
Rating: K+
Genre: Angst
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: How does both animes sound?
Warnings: None.
Pairings: Lady Une x Yin. Ish.
Disclaimer: Neither Gundam Wing nor Darker Than Black are mine. We’ve been over this.
Summary: [Gundam Wing x Darker Than Black Crossover, One-Shot] "You’re in luck, Ladybird." the slimy voice said. "Girls this age are in high demand. I wouldn’t have been able to get you a little beauty like her for this amount if she wasn’t blind."
Author’s Note: Watch me sink to new lows with this thing’s title. Bleh. Ficlet inspired by an icon scramble meme. Has no redeeming value beyond that.
PSAN: I think I hate this one. I think that I hate the fact that Treize and Une were in the same anime together. I think I hate anime in general for being such a sexist genre and inspiring stuff like this. </hate the world> Well, at least I got it out of my system. On to more humorous matters of cracktastic!
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100_women . This comm doesn't have any time demands, so there's really no point in delaying it anymore. Hell, I already have 200 prompts to go, another 100 won't hurt. 8)| 001. | Beginnings. | 002. | Middles. | 003. | Ends. | 004. | Insides |
| 005. | Outsides | 006. | Past | 007. | Present | 008. | Future |
| 009. | First | 010. | Last | 011. | Only | 012. | Tears |
| 013. | Laughter | 014. | Hope | 015. | Fear | 016. | Love |
| 017. | Lust | 018. | Truth | 019. | Lies | 020. | Clean |
| 021. | Dirty | 022. | Hands | 023. | Hair | 024. | Eyes |
| 025. | Skin | 026. | Blood | 027. | Bones | 028. | Naked |
| 029. | Perfume | 030. | Lipstick | 031. | Jewelry | 032. | Shoes |
| 033. | Ribbon | 034. | Hit | 035. | Hug | 036. | Kiss |
| 037. | Possession | 038. | Obsession | 039. | Conceal | 040. | Reveal |
| 041. | Wealth | 042. | Poverty | 043. | Dreams | 044. | Reality |
| 045. | Read | 046. | Write | 047. | Paint | 048. | Sing |
| 049. | Dance | 050. | Nurture | 051. | Destroy | 052. | Mother |
| 053. | Daughter | 054. | Sister | 055. | Friends | 056. | Enemies |
| 057. | Strangers | 058. | Morning | 059. | Afternoon | 060. | Evening |
| 061. | Birth | 062. | Death | 063. | Sound | 064. | Smell |
| 065. | Taste | 066. | Touch | 067. | Sight | 068. | Fire |
| 069. | Water | 070. | Earth | 071. | Air | 072. | Winter |
| 073. | Spring | 074. | Summer | 075. | Fall | 076. | Strawberries |
| 077. | Apple | 078. | Lemon | 079. | Red | 080. | Blue |
| 081. | White | 082. | Black | 083. | Here | 084. | There |
| 085. | Strength | 086. | Weakness | 087. | Courage | 088. | Cowardice |
| 089. | Dangerous | 090. | Comfort | 091. | Open | 092. | Closed |
| 093. | Choices | 094. | Lost | 095. | Found | 096. | Memories |
| 097. | Writer's Choice | 098. | Writer's Choice | 099. | Writer's Choice | 100. | Writer's Choice |
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disillusionedAuthor: Omnicat
Rating: Misc. (Archived under T)
Genre: Misc. (Archived under General)
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: All of Teknoman/Tekkaman Blade I and Tekkaman Blade II.
Warnings: Misc. Will be mentioned seperately.
Pairings: Misc. Will be mentioned seperately, both in the body of story and in the chapter title.
Blanket disclaimer: I have nothing to do with Tekkaman Blade II, blablabla, you know the drill. I said it before about Teknoman/Tekkaman Blade I and I’ll say it again for the sequel, but not because I like having to say it! (Things would have been so different if I’d been in charge...) This is true for every chapter, so for every single drabble.
Summary: A set of eight drabbles inspired by a drabble challenge themed ‘A shower with any het couple’ for an anime series, but I cheated by switching series and adding some shōnen-ai. 120 words each. All kinds of genres, pairings and ratings.
Author’s Note: Round two of the Tekkaman Blade / Teknoman ‘Shower’ drabbles! I hope you’ll enjoy.
Prologue
The spidercrab fell down on his bed of fungus and groaned.
His cel mate looked at him oddly. #Scree?# (Translation: “Why do you give off emotions of depression, Long-Tentacled-Big-Eating-Without-Chewin
#Screech, screech.# (Translation: “You do not wish to be informed.” or: “You don’t want to know.”)
#Scree, scree!# (Translation: Uhm, yes I do!”)
#Screech, scree-scree.# (Translation: “Trust me, Long-Tentacled-Foul-Smelling-Brother, you do not wish to be informed.” or: “Trust me dude, you don’t want to know.”)
The spidercrab looked at his companion. #Scree. Screech scree, screechscree. ...Screech screech screech.# (Translation: “Alright. But I have given warning signals you chose to ignore. ...we are going to Earth once more.” or: “Okay, but don’t say I didn’t warn you. ...they’re making us go to Earth again.”)
#SCREECH?!# (Translation: “WHAT THE FUCK?!” or “WHAT THE FUCK?!”)
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Author: Omnicat
Rating: Misc. (Archived under T)
Genre: Misc. (Archived under General)
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: The entire season of My-HiME.
Warnings: Misc. Will be mentioned seperately.
Pairings: Misc. Will be mentioned seperately, both in the body of story and in the chapter title.
Blanket disclaimer: I do not own My-HiME, and I do not make any mony by writing fanfiction about it either. This is true for every chapter, so for every single drabble.
Summary: A set of eight drabbles inspired by a drabble challenge themed ‘A shower with any het couple’ for another anime, but I cheated by switching fandoms and adding lotsa femmeslash. 120 words each. All kinds of genres, pairings and ratings.
Author’s Note: These drabbles were inspired by what I presume was at one time (I only found out from heard tell) a Blissful Ignorance challenge; ‘A shower with any het couple, no more than 120 words’. Now, Blissful Ignorance (dot com) is a site dedicated to Gundam Wing, an anime, and strictly hetero oriented. But, I’m a cheat. Everyone knows that. So I stole the challenge and ran off with it, and the results are as shown below. As My-HiME only seems to show baths and no showers, I’ve used both. I’ll post all the drabbles over the course of the week, so no long waits. Have fun! And review please! The drabbles are just that - drabbles, but I simply adore getting reviews!
Prologue
“Mashiro?” The name was drawled in a way that annoyed said Mashiro to no end.
“Yes, Nagi?” she said, dangerously polite, while gritting her teeth. “Is something the matter, Nagi?”
A scrawny, pale ‘boy’ leaned over her shoulder. “I heard this rumour while I was spying on the HiME the other day...”
“What rumour, Nagi?”
“That there was an Orphan in the shower room at the gym. But that can’t be, because I didn’t send it. You wouldn’t happen to know anything about that, would you, Mashiro?”
“Oh, the one I sent out to get used to your scent, you mean? It’s doing fine, thank you.”
Nagi’s eyes all but popped from their sockets. She was stealing his devious tricks!
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EDIT the Somanyeth: I am an edit-addict. It cannot be helped.
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Titel: Opvolging
Auteur: Omnicat
Classificatie: T
Genre: Tragedie, Zielenleed
Spoilers & Gewenste Voorkennis: Geen specifieke details, wel belangrijke thema’s.
Waarschuwingen: Een krankzinnig symboliekgehalte. Personagesterfte.
Koppels: Geen.
Disclaimer: Ik heb geen recht op Avatar. laten we de eigenaren maar niet vertellen waar ik mee bezig ben.
Samenvatting: Een klein, AU broer/zus momentje tussen Zuko en Azula, tijdens de finale. Zelfs haar laatste adem kan hij niet geloven.
Notitie van de Auteur: Veel leesplezier!
PSAN: Ooit zal ik een fatsoenlijke actiescène schrijven. Maar niet vandaag. En voor iemand die beweerd niet van poëzie te houden ben ik wel heel sterk geneigd tot prozagedichten.
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Title: Justice in the Teen Age
Author: Omnicat v''v
Rating: T / PG-13, just to be safe
Genre: General, Humor
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Episode Zero
Warnings: Teenagers acting like teenagers about teenagers’ issues.
Pairings: Wufei Chang x Meilan Long
Disclaimer: Check.
Summary: Ah, love and justice among newly wedded fourteen-year-olds...
Author’s Note: This was inspired by a very simple thought: geeze, Gundam Wing, loosen up. Especially where it concerns teenagers whose voices have yet to crack and whose cup sizes yet to fill up properly. Then that thought derailed, and now it’s this. Ah, well.
PSAN: They love each other. Really. *snicker* Feeeeeeel the love~ (Poor Wufei, trying to be nice to her. Meilan can't be an easy wife to have.)
Legend
* Neiren = a Chinese word for ‘housewife’ I found in one of my high school history books. Literally means ‘she who stays at home’, if I remember correctly.
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Title: Succession
Author: Omnicat
Rating: T
Genre: Tragedy, Angst
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: No specific details, yes important themes.
Warnings: Insane amounts of symbolism. Character Death.
Pairings: None.
Disclaimer: I hold no rights to anything Avatar related. Please don’t tell the owners I’m here.
Summary: A small AU Zuko/Azula siblingry ficlet set during the finale. Even her last breath he can’t believe.
Author’s Note: Enjoy!
PSAN: One day I will write a proper action scene. Just not this day. Also, for someone who claims to dislike poetry, I seem to be strangely prone to poetic prose.
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