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8/20/03

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nomi

I especially like being played by Bruce Lee.

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nomi at a homeless shelter (FOXFAM, 4:30): nomi (Bruce Lee) nixes atlaz (Sam Neill)'s picnic plans. Meanwhile, whorlpool (Claire Danes) invents a new kind of armchair and gets science (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) to sell it. Soon afterwards, cmyk76 (John, Olivia Newto) misinterprets an email from fluxbox (Vanna White) and tries to get into a bodega for free. That same day, carmelite (Kim Cattrall) makes lots of money playing guitar on the street and makes gracejustis (Ashley Judd) jealous. Afterwards, banshee (Shirley Temple) hits on nomi (Bruce Lee)'s co-worker. (Series finale.)
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I Love nomi (FOXFAM, 4:30): nomi (Bruce Lee) and scarfboy (Jason Behr) try out for a volleyball team. Afterwards, brightwyrm (Crispin Glover) oversleeps and misses lunch with womanonfire (Raul Julia). That same day, whorlpool (Claire Danes) claims to be atlaz (Sam Neill) in a job interview. Later, banshee (Shirley Temple) teaches sari (Denis Leary) about the Coriolis effect. In the next town over, ogonzoo (Robin Williams) hits a fork with larissa (Vince Vaughn)'s dental pik. Hilarious results follow.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

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nomi at the office (FOXFAM, 4:30): nomi (Bruce Lee) makes whorlpool (Claire Danes) look stupid in front of a large crowd at the university. Nearby, libertango (Colin Farrell) cheats on a test, and keith_london (Lee Majors) finds out. That same day, viejagloria (Bob Hoskins) accidentally scratches t_pot (Edward Norton)'s favorite PDA. The next day, quent (Ashley Olsen) teaches socialismnow (Ethel Merman) about Scientology. Upstairs, eyean (Rick Moranis) learns a card trick from deus_x (Keri Russell). (Season finale.)
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

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Nomi's sweatshirt (FOXFAM, 4:30): Nomi (Jamie Kennedy) accidentally throws away somabrak (Brigitte Bardot)'s shampoo. That night, jaarronn (Catherine Bell) nixes kontessa (Valerie Bertinelli)'s picnic plans. The next day, cris (Heath Ledger) likes ice cream cones, but boofany (Dick Van Dyke) thinks they're disgusting. Afterwards, kricker (Tracey Ullman) is allergic to snej (Matt LeBlanc)'s wristwatch. That same day, thelonious (Richard Gere) misinterprets an email from beatnikside (Katharine Hepburn) and tries to get into a bodega for free. Hilarious results follow.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

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Living With Nomi (FOXFAM, 4:30): Nomi (Jamie Kennedy) can't find pistorius (Peter R. de Vries)'s car and pretends it was never missing. Then, ogonzoo (Robin Williams)'s new shirt bleeds in the wash and stains all of beatnikside (Katharine Hepburn)'s underwear pink. The week after, mrbad (Beverley Mitchell) gets lost on the way to ginamoog (Drew Barrymore)'s house and spends the night in a preschool. In the next town over, vizzygoth (Laura Dern) cleans celie (Sal Mineo)'s apartment and ruins the television set. On the other side of town, gulch (Viggo Mortensen) lets magpiegeese (Anne Heche) borrow a t-shirt to impress a professor. Zany antics ensue.
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On August 20th, 2003 11:44 am (UTC), [info]mittenstein commented:
I wish I'd gotten Bruce Lee. That's the best leading man I've seen so far.
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On August 20th, 2003 02:54 pm (UTC), [info]nomi replied:
I think he's perfect to play me, I couldn't think of anyone better suited.
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On August 20th, 2003 11:55 am (UTC), [info]somabrak commented:
Woo! This is the first time my name has shown up in anyone's sitcom. And hey, I won't complain about being Brigitte Bardot. :)
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On August 20th, 2003 03:01 pm (UTC), [info]nomi replied:
Brigitte Bardot is a good one (the young Brigitte, that is. Now she's just a crazy old fascist lady. ;)
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On August 20th, 2003 12:47 pm (UTC), [info]asphalteden commented:
Apparently, I am played by Bob Hope. Appropriate, but disconcerting.
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On August 20th, 2003 03:02 pm (UTC), [info]nomi replied:
I don't blame you for feeling slightly uncomfortable with that one. ;)
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On August 20th, 2003 01:50 pm (UTC), [info]vizzygoth commented:
sigh. i'm always ruining someone's television set.
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On August 20th, 2003 03:05 pm (UTC), [info]nomi replied:
I'm sure [info]celie will forgive you, you cleaned his flat after all. Although if it's a common occurrence you might want to get some psychiatric help.
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On August 20th, 2003 02:12 pm (UTC), [info]thelonious commented:
Re: tattoos
Hah! I'm played by Richard Gere. With hilarious results!
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On August 20th, 2003 02:36 pm (UTC), [info]nomi replied:
Re: tattoos
After many zany antics ensue, no doubt.
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On August 20th, 2003 03:17 pm (UTC), [info]banshee commented:
why am i always shirley flippin' temple? dammit.
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On August 20th, 2003 04:17 pm (UTC), [info]nomi replied:
Shirley Temple hitting on me is a disturbing thought.

First I'm Bruce Lee and then I'm suddenly played by Jamie Kennedy.. bit of a downgrade.

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On August 21st, 2003 01:15 am (UTC), [info]viejagloria replied:
shirley temple was an ambassador to the YOU.ENN. my character is played by bob hoskins . yeah, that's right, smee from captain hook .
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On August 21st, 2003 04:32 am (UTC), [info]nomi replied:
oh dear, I'm sorry. ;)
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On September 18th, 2003 08:46 pm (UTC), [info]gulch commented:
Hahaha, this is wonderful! I LOVE the fact that I'm being played by Viggo Mortensen - very appropriate as Gill fancies the pants off him (and I can see what she sees in him). Also appropriate because when we got married, straight after the ceremony we went on a zip ride and the guy who snapped on the ropes and told us what to do was the spitting image of Aragorn. I think Gill was quite tempted to run off with him there and then, but it would have kinda spoiled the wedding day.
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On October 16th, 2003 04:35 am (UTC), [info]nomi replied:
That's so funny that Gill fancies Viggo Mortensen, I guess it's perfect that he'd play you then. ;) I wonder who would play Gill?

I'm quite happy with being played by Bruce Lee, hopefully in the yellow jumpsuit since both he and Uma look delish in it. (I used to be compared to Uma when I was younger, but not any more. :( )

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