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Silly me.

Yes folks, I'm sorry to say that the end is, indeed, very very nigh.

I had seafood voluntarily last night and enjoyed the hell out of it.

Red Snapper Sashimi, you are so, so good. And apparently what we had was no where near as good as it gets.

I will now wait for the bombs to fall.

Sep. 4th, 2008

  • 7:11 PM
ascend
I am so proud of myself-I just turned down a sewing job as I KNOW I'm currently over-committed!

*she should've been committed years ago, folks!* /Groucho*

ba-dum-CHA!

and now to go upstairs and finish that wedding dress for this weekend. Yes. Any time now.

Sep. 3rd, 2008

  • 12:20 PM
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in lieu of being actually able to give you a big, giant hug-the magic of the internet will have to do.

HUGS

and a very, very happy birthday to Kea! May it be filled with the wierd, the wonderful and the satisfying.

Aug. 22nd, 2008

  • 12:34 PM
ascend
okay, seriously. Mapquest is telling me that it's only about 3.75km from my house to Queen and Bathurst, is this right?

anyone?

because if so, I am fully justified in not thinking it's a long walk. People in this city just don't walk enough, I say. Also, the realisation that it's a scant 15 minute walk to Bathurst station is pretty sweet too.

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Perfectly Normal Things that Just Happen.

  • Jul. 28th, 2008 at 8:53 PM
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taking a cab home from work...

and putting my cooking tripod, cauldron, and spear into the trunk.

Then coming inside, and grabbing the deer skull and heading out to the front porch to grab the last of the day's light to varnish it thoroughly against the elements.

I tipped the cabbie, in case anyone was wondering.

Toronto being what it is, he looked totally unsurprised.

see? Perfectly Normal.


festfestfestfestfestfestfestfestfestfestfestfestfestfestfestfestfestfestfestfestfestfestfestfestfestfestfestfestfestfestfestfestfestfestfestfestfestfestfestfestfestfestfestfestfestfestfestfestfestfestfestfestfestfestfestfestfestfestfestfest

and now, filler!

  • Jul. 23rd, 2008 at 8:55 PM
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WHAT IS YOUR NAME? Nicole
4 LETTER WORD: Nope!
BOY NAME: Nicholas (this was my best friend Kristin's nickname for me. She was Christopher.)
GIRL NAME: Nadine
OCCUPATION:nickel-and-dimer
A COLOUR: Navy green.
SOMETHING YOU WEAR: NICKERS!!
BEVERAGE: Naughty Angel
FOOD: nummy. Okay, fine. Nachos. Like I had last night. You WISH you were me!
SOMETHING FOUND IN A BATHROOM: Neutrogena? Nautical ducks?
PLACE: Naples
REASON FOR BEING LATE: Nattering
SOMETHING YOU SHOUT: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

RIP

  • Jun. 23rd, 2008 at 8:06 AM
ascend
Rest, if not easy, then happily George. I'll never forget a long car ride with some fellow Festers and you on the tape player.

"thats mine-the tall one. With the hair." and everyone pointed at me...

oh, how we laughed then. Wherever you go, keep 'em laughing George.

things for sale-now with pictures!!

  • Jun. 6th, 2008 at 11:08 AM
hampster mech
Here is a list of what's up for grabs, the dimensions and the asking price. As nothing is set in stone, don't be shy about making us an offer, or asking further questions. All measurements are in inches, because I sew. So there.

on to the furniture )

also please help!

  • Jun. 3rd, 2008 at 7:45 AM
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http://nocville.myminicity.com/ind

with the clicking and the happy making and the minor obsession...

May. 24th, 2008

  • 10:50 AM
hampster mech
well, I've started the box collection at work and sorted out the interior of the deacon's bench, unplumbed depths that it was...threw out half of what was in there and found homes for new stuff in there, so huzzah!

going to see Pete today to get more work done on my chest before heading off to Hamilton for a good friends wedding (well, two good friends getting hitched, what could be better??)

things currently going-hopefully for sale.

vanity with stool, mirror, little drawers for jewellery etc. Super awesome and girly but I just don't use it anymore. Asking $100.
white bag hanger thingy thats currently by our front door asking $50 OBO
white dresser (table height, solid wood with white painted front, brass pulls) $50 OBO
fridge $100
stove $100
our giant wooden desk $100 OBO (you will need a van to take this baby away!)
coffee table, potentially with the baskets $50 OBO

so far, so good. If anyone is interested or knows someone who is, photos are providable (I'm busy)

May. 11th, 2008

  • 7:55 PM
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what a productive day; bridal fittings, yummy time with Brothers and Sisters, and now? home made chili for dinner, sewing, book and maybe some Terry Pratchett to watch.

life is good. Although rather dog-hairy. I might need a vacuum or something...

Mar. 30th, 2008

  • 1:56 AM
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all lights off in the house except for the heat lamps for the snakes and the top lights in the bedroom for the dog-

we were going out at 8:15 for an event that would not see us home until, well, now. Sorry, too long to leave snakes cold or dog in the dark alone.

also, I'm interested in how the respective power grids for the MMC's that were doing this event dealt with the flux in power demand.

Mar. 25th, 2008

  • 8:21 AM
carnival
Happy Birthday [info]pagandelight !!!!!!!!

and many more. Congratulations on your new found maturity, at least according to the car rental agencies. :P

do it!

  • Feb. 25th, 2008 at 9:14 AM
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http://nocville.myminicity.com

the power of monday morning compells you!

monday morning dose of cute.

  • Feb. 11th, 2008 at 9:15 AM
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A girl and her pink fuzzy Kong.

Feb. 8th, 2008

  • 7:46 AM
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http://nocville.myminicity.com/tra

woohoo! I get to tinker with transportation now! Thanks everybody for indulging my clicky fetish.

clickyclickyclicky.

do it do it!!!!!!!!!

  • Feb. 7th, 2008 at 8:37 AM
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http://nocville.myminicity.com/

help my bustling metropolis is Papua-New Guinea.

obsessive meme post

  • Feb. 3rd, 2008 at 8:03 PM
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http://nocville.myminicity.com/

do it do it so I can have instant stimulus!!

Feb. 3rd, 2008

  • 6:24 PM
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introducing- CIRCE!!!



she is already following us around. Too damn cute.

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Dec. 14th, 2007

  • 9:37 PM
carnival
I'm listening to LOUD bagpipe music after a hearty dinner of Indian food, while prancing about putting wax in my dreadlocks and fantasizing about doing punk-rock highland dancing.

multiculturalism, the future is now.

SIGNAL BOOSTING

  • Dec. 11th, 2007 at 10:14 PM
ascend
this is hosted by my friend Andrew and his lovely wife Fleur, who is really good with the ecstatic dance stuff.

Ecstatic Dance
* & Movement Course
Fly Like Never Before

Dance is used in almost every culture for spiritual ends. Come learn how to let go and allow the energy flow through you using mask & ritual movement. This course will take you through the process of letting go of your self awareness and the all important how to bring yourself back. We will cover safety, and give you tools you can use with any ritual practice you may be working with. 

*No dance experience is required. Seriously! This is a course for spiritual people who are looking to add another tool to their tool box. Ecstatic dance is not about what movement looks like to the world – it is about the internal process. A magickal background is a benefit, but is not required.

This course is taught by myself and my partner professional dance artist and teacher Mary Fleur Hanlon McGregor, who has lead ecstatic dance ritual since 2000. 

Make your own mask, free your body, merge with the divine.
10 Wednesdays starting January 16th, 7:30pm – 9:30pm, $200
Pre-registration is required as space is limited.

this LJ icon is a prophecy of your evening!

  • Nov. 30th, 2007 at 9:33 AM
clowns. puking.
Happy Birthday




to a very special


MONSTRE!!!

Oct. 3rd, 2007

  • 1:36 PM
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wow, I haven't been on the internet since last wednesday, I believe. The home line is still El Fuckoed, we're working on it but it may be the weekend at the earliest-which means, of course, tuesday when we get back from our weekend trip.

I'm at work, but this isn't a constant for me so...call me if you need anything.

and by 'me', I mean my long suffering hubby.

love!!!

Sep. 24th, 2007

  • 12:04 PM
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the knuckle one up from the back of my left hand, on my ring finger is unaccountably throbbingly painful today.


Ahhh, the ol' family arthritic rheumatism. I *wondered* when you'd show up...

a very Rambo moment-not for the squeamish.

  • Sep. 18th, 2007 at 7:22 PM
argh!!!
Frisking along barn-board floors is a highly risky business when some of the board edges are scuffed and, frankly, a little randomly splintery. There are months on end where there are not splinters, and then WHAMMO, splinter-city, and I'll be carefully peeling up pointy floor edges in the kitchen.

well, frisking along merrily last night, I managed to get a sliver in the sole of my foot-not, actually, a big deal, as I've done this at least three other times in the year we've lived here. Clutzy? you betcha.

This sliver, however, was almost two inches long and almost 1/4 wide.Get a ruler, I'll wait.

....

it went in one side of the ball of my foot, under the callous, and out the other side. Thoughtfully, it was barbed with mini-slivers, so I couldn't just pull it out the entry hole; nor could I pull it out the exit hole, as it was flared the wrong way.

I ended up having to slice down into the callous to the skin, and then carefully separate the final ten or so layers of skin with a needle tip before I could pull it out, bleeding and shredding my foot up the whole way.

Needless to say, I'm limping a bit today, and walking very carefully at home...

Sep. 5th, 2007

  • 10:25 AM
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I am a bad new age hippy.

listening to whale songs makes me giggle uncontrollably, they sound freakin' hysterical!

http://www.whalesounds.com/home/index.html

Aug. 25th, 2007

  • 9:47 PM
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY

MAMBOLICA!!!!!!!

I've spent the whole driving in circles in Hamilton, engaging in fruitless activity. I wish you the EXACT OPPOSITE of this for your next wonderful, adventure and love-laden year. I wish you long glorious walks, chewy peanut butter cookies (okay, that' a personal favourite, but if I had some, I'd share them with you!) personal satisfaction every day, relaxing kitty pets, great photo opportunities and other glorious things.

I have also made the font in the closest I could get to maroon, which I also know you love.

so there!

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Why We Love the British

  • Aug. 21st, 2007 at 5:31 PM
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This is mostly for [info]olletho, who will understand. And snort tea through her nose upon reading. :P

A list of actual announcements that London Tube train drivers have made to their passengers...

1) "Ladies and Gentlemen, I do apologize for the delay to your service. I
know you're all dying to get home, unless, of course, you happen to be
married to my ex-wife, in which case you'll want to cross over to the
Westbound and go in the opposite direction."

2) "Your delay this evening is caused by the line controller suffering
from E & B syndrome: not knowing his elbow from his backside. I'll let you
know any further information as soon as I'm given any."

3) "Do you want the good news first or the bad news? The good news is that
last Friday was my birthday and I hit the town and had a great time. The
bad news is that there is a point's failure somewhere between Stratford
and East Ham, which means we probably won't reach our destination."

4) "Ladies and gentlemen, we apologize for the delay, but there is a
security alert at Victoria station and we are therefore stuck here for the
foreseeable future, so let's take our minds off it and pass some time
together. All together now.... 'Ten green bottles, hanging on a
wall.....'."

5) "We are now traveling through Baker Street ... As you can see, Baker
Street is closed. It would have been nice if they had actually told me, so
I could tell you earlier, but no, they don't think about things like
that".

6) "Beggars are operating on this train. Please do NOT encourage these
professional beggars. If you have any spare change, please give it to a
registered charity. Failing that, give it to me."

7) During an extremely hot rush hour on the Central Line, the driver
announced in a West Indian drawl: "Step right this way for the sauna,
ladies and gentleman... unfortunately, towels are not provided."

8) "Let the passengers off the train FIRST!" (Pause .) "Oh go on then,
stuff yourselves in like sardines, see if I care - I'm going home...."

9) "Please allow the doors to close. Try not to confuse this with 'Please
hold the doors open.' The two are distinct and separate instructions."

10) "Please note that the beeping noise coming from the doors means that
the doors are about to close. It does not mean throw yourself or your bags
into the doors."

11) "We can't move off because some idiot has their hand stuck in the
door."

12) "To the gentleman wearing the long grey coat trying to get on the
second carriage - what part of 'stand clear of the doors' don't you
understand?"

13) "Please move all baggage away from the doors." (Pause..) "Please move
ALL belongings away from the doors." (Pause...) "This is a personal
message to the man in the brown suit wearing glasses at the rear of the
train: Put the pie down, Four-eyes, and move your bl**dy golf clubs away
from the door before I come down there and shove them up your a**e
sideways!"

14) "May I remind all passengers that there is strictly no smoking allowed
on any part of the Underground. However, if you are smoking a joint, it's
only fair that you pass it round the rest of the carriage."

Jul. 21st, 2007

  • 12:35 PM
magic book challenge
a totally out of order book on my Occult Book Challenge:

Secrets of Voodoo by Milo Rigaud.

I read this one months ago, I have no idea why I didn't enter it then. Who knows...

from reading Hekate Soteria I have to hunt down a good translation of the Chaldean Oracles. Anyone?

Bueller?

...also, probably by the end of the weekend I will have finished an AMAZING translation of Iliad by the Earl of Derby pub. 1910. The book is just beautiful, they really don't make 'em like this any more. All the art nouveau plates, borders etc. are just phenomenal. It makes it a pleasure to read!

Jul. 20th, 2007

  • 8:06 AM
roaching
okay, I'm actually looking forward to the Harry Potter release party this evening up at 109.

It was going to be sorta-fun...but that was before I found out that there was going to be jelly beans and pumpkin pasties and chocolate hedgehogs and so forth.

AND before Richard and I taste-tested some stuff to make PITCHERS OF BUTTERBEER. Oh, yes, ladies and gentlemen-there are days when you all wish you had my job. Drinking butterbeer with the boss at 11 a.m.? Hells yeah.

MIDNIGHT book extravaganza, with witches dressed as witches...what could be more personally hysterically funny? nothing, I say. Nothing at all.

Jul. 4th, 2007

  • 10:25 AM
magic book challenge
oh, I haven't posted books that I'm reading lately-well, let's catch up. a quick review says I haven't posted books since MARCH-where has the year gone??

okay.

Egyptian Hermes, a historical approach to the late pagan mind
Garth Fowden

Pharmako Gnosis (plant teachers and the poison path)
Dale Pendell

Hekate Soteria
Sarah Iles Johnston

When, Why, If
Robin Wood

Magic in the Ancient World
(trans.by F. Philip) Fritz Graf

I have to noodle around my bookshelves,as I know there's a few more that I'm just forgetting.

Jul. 3rd, 2007

  • 8:30 PM
roaching
so, I'm planning our annual Big Silly Ritual for KG this year. Here's a hint. There may be tikis.

Only I could go from web shopping for glow in the dark leis-straight to research into Hawaiian mythology and hula dance step interpretation.

*sigh*.

mahalo, stupid brain.

Pagan Pride 2007 ritual?

  • Jul. 2nd, 2007 at 12:36 AM
Dionysus
why, yes, I will. Thank you for asking!

*gleeeeeeeeeeee*
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY NORAH!!!

for you, the birthday monkey. OOoooh, yeah