Below are the 12 most recent journal entries recorded in Ninja Person's LiveJournal:

Monday, July 17th, 2006
7:45 pm	Oh, TinyD is off again... ....dear gods if his ego was any bigger he'd need another castle to house it. Turn me into a rock? Yeh, right, whatever... ... ... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! (Comment on this)
Thursday, January 19th, 2006
10:59 pm	oh poip You can always rely on The Little D to spoil a good conversation. Man's a party killer, it's always "Me! Me! Me!" Honestly, he's such a show off! Floaty bubbles, schmubbles! Although you get a great view. I could get used to this flying thing. Wonder if I can get Sparrow to take me on a flying tour of the city when we get back? Wheee! Current Mood: chipper (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, January 4th, 2006
6:32 pm	Women! It's a LOVELY hat!! Honestly! I thought she'd be pleased! *is confused* Current Mood: puzzled (Comment on this)
Monday, December 19th, 2005
8:16 pm	Free! Freeee!! All hail me, I am free from Lord Darthac and I've got the girl! Hear that Lord ShortArse?! I'VE GOT THE GIRL! *SMOOOOOOOCHES Brock* It was the work of seconds to 'port myself and Brock out of the dungeon. Oh boy that girl's kissable! I couldn't resist zapping her around the castle on a whirlwind tour. We've ended up in the most romantic place I could think of - the castle's master suite! The four poster bed is to die for! Brock will love it! Once she's got her breath back. Hrm, unfortunately bits of her clothing were left behind each jump...hey, I've been tied up for months! I'm a bit rusty with my teleportation! I hope she understands I don't go that far on the first date! I'm FREEE!! *SMOOOOOOOCHES Brock* Current Mood: jubilant (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Monday, December 5th, 2005
11:15 pm	I'd stretch but, well, I AM stretching! Dear gods, my arms hurt. I mean, a joke's a joke and all that, but really, it's gone too far! I wonder if I've gotten any taller being stretched in this thing! I was singing to Dillie today, until she breathed on me and nearly knocked me out with her breath. Ooof, I must buy her some breath mints. I mentioned it to Brock and she didn't look at me blankly like she normally does, so she must be more awake today. About time, she's done nothing but sleep since we got here. At least one of us is well rested! I wish Shorty would stop moaning - now he's complaining he just can't get the staff these days. Hah! I agree with him, it's been a week since anyone dusted me! Current Mood: bored (Comment on this)
Monday, September 19th, 2005
6:30 pm	My contribution to Talk Like A Pirate Day Arrr! Me leg! ARRRGGGGHHHH!! Current Mood: chewed on (Comment on this)
Monday, August 29th, 2005
9:50 pm	Don't get it... What on earth does Brock see in the baby chimpandillo? She's been fussing over it so much since Lord Darthac gave it to her, I've barely seen her. Anyone would think it was cuter than me, or something. It was mildly amusing the other day when her new pet stood on His Royal Shortness, though. I told him he needs a sign for his Castle door - Warning! Mind small owner! Current Mood: confused (Comment on this)
Wednesday, August 24th, 2005
9:25 pm	*yawns* 4 million 500,400 bottles of beer on the wall 4 million, 500,400 bottles of beer on the wall You take one down and pass it around.... *looks around* Is no-one going to harmonise here? *sighs* 4 million, 500,399 bottles of beer on the wall... Current Mood: bored (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, June 6th, 2005
10:11 pm	Still here! Posted courtesy of Brock Stringham (Anything to get you to stop with the short jokes - BS) How cool is this? Thanks to Brock, I can post to my LJ even when I'm imprisoned in the Big D's torture chamber! It was lucky that she kept her notebook and pen. (Get on with it! - BS) It's kind of dull at times but I've been keeping myself busy. It's a shame our resident journalist's phone doesn't have a camera, because then she could take pictures of yours truly! Honestly, I think I've lost a couple of pounds and straining against these restraints is a great isometric exercise. Check out the biceps! Oh and did you know there are 694 big stones in the torture chamber walls? At least, that's as many as I've been able to see to count. This place is huge! Really cool atmosphere too, though the nights are inclined to be a tad chilly. Not sure how long I'm going to be here. Short Round keeps going on and on about the red rock. Geez. It's not like I can just give it back to him, you know? He keeps trying to torture me for information: I nearly broke down when he showed me two days worth of "Heart's Harbor", White Stone's own homegrown soap opera, but I toughed it out. Actually, it's kind of addictive after a while. I'm hoping he comes back with more, I sorta want to see if Chelsea ever gets back together with Jason. I hope Sparrow's ok, but I'm sure she will be. A few chimpadumbos won't stop her. Wonder what she's doing now? Actually, come to think of it, I expected her to have found me by now. Boy, am I going to tease her something rotten if it turns out she got lost or if she forgot me! Hahahahahaha! I crack me up! Current Mood: indescribable (Comment on this)
Monday, January 24th, 2005
1:26 pm	So I've been on vacation, lovely Alaska, when I get an emergency call from The Foundation. I need to return as quickly as possible, one of which is Lord Darthac has released cybernetic chimpandillos into the city and has put out a call for my head. Dude, just doing my job. Don't take it so personally. I should try to infiltrate his choir tryouts. I'm not a bad singer actually. Anyway, I've also found out The Stealth (and I wish that guy could pick an accent. Are you Spanish or are you French) has been making bids to go solo or at least take over as group leader. What a marroon. More on the Alaska trip later but I DID find out I can NOT teleport all the way up Mt. McKinley. Not a surprise but at least I tried. (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, November 4th, 2004
6:11 pm	Ploiping and Ebay... I have an idea I need to talk to someone in the Foundation about. See, when I teleport more than one person...sometimes there are some, well...sometimes some items don't survive the process. I am trying to see if I could channel where the items were actually sent and then maybe the Foundation could auction them off. (Too bad it wasn't Heroman's underwear...) I might have to go talk to the boys in the lab about it. See if it is really a possibility. Too bad they have been so testy lately. They all need dates in there. It's been a virtual grouch-fest since a few days after they took my red rock. Serves them right. (Comment on this)
Tuesday, October 26th, 2004
2:54 pm	Sometimes I wonder.... Someone else just asked me what the "T" stands for on my costume. Just once I wish I had the time to explain not only the linguistic complexities, but also the socio-political statement I am trying to make. I wish Red Sparrow could have seen the glowing red rock. Perhaps if I delved into postmodern-speak... "lured, I was, by the hypercrimsonism and luminosity of the diminutive, lapidarian object.. Oh who am I kidding. It was a cool, glowing, red rock. Current Mood: disappointed (5 Comments |Comment on this)