Nick Mamatas ([info]nihilistic_kid) wrote,
@ 2005-10-24 09:46:00
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Meanwhile, back in the States
Books are the new snobbery, according to a survey today. Social competitiveness about which titles we read has become one of the new mass forces of the era and only middle-aged people are relatively free of it.

Driven partly by pressure from incessant literary prize shortlists, more than one in three consumers in London and the south-east admit having bought a book "solely to look intelligent", the YouGov survey says.

It finds one in every eight young people confessing to choosing a book "simply to be seen with the latest shortlisted title". This herd instinct dwindles to affect only one in 20 over-50 year-olds.


That's the UK. Here in the US, of course, the best way to get laid is to look like a moron, so it's Harry Potter and The da Vinci Code on the subways if you're bookish, an iPod and a small puddle of drool on your lap if you're not. Then there's [info]oldcharliebrown who thinks a four-door car means you'll be a hit with the ladies, because women want someone who is "a family man", and children need their own door out of the car.

So, what dumb-ass things have YOU done in order to attract members of the sex of your preference? Me, I have a livejournal.


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[info]admnaismith
2005-10-24 02:03 pm UTC (link)
I never did things I wouldn't normally do, just in order to get laid. That may be why I didn't get laid all that much before marriage.

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(no subject) - [info]nihilistic_kid, 2005-10-24 02:06 pm UTC (Expand)

iagor
2005-10-24 02:07 pm UTC (link)
I could not finish Da Vinchi, and I like the subject. Here goes my chance to get laid.... oh wait. I'm married. I get laid for all the time. Never mind.

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(no subject) - [info]nick_kaufmann, 2005-10-24 03:02 pm UTC (Expand)
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(no subject) - [info]nick_kaufmann, 2005-10-24 03:09 pm UTC (Expand)
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[info]cubes
2005-10-24 02:12 pm UTC (link)
Match dot com (Then again, that all turned out pretty well)

Then there was that perm in my senior year of high school...

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[info]st_rev
2005-10-24 02:14 pm UTC (link)
Nothing.

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(no subject) - [info]nihilistic_kid, 2005-10-24 02:19 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]st_rev, 2005-10-24 02:32 pm UTC (Expand)
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[info]mme_publisher
2005-10-24 02:28 pm UTC (link)
I started a small press featuring the worst selling category in all of the printed word: short fiction.

Oooh...that's hot!

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(no subject) - [info]nihilistic_kid, 2005-10-24 02:32 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]mme_publisher, 2005-10-24 05:17 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - sclerotic_rings, 2005-10-24 03:36 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]gblake
2005-10-24 02:39 pm UTC (link)
I got a lung transplant, chicks dig scars.

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"Me, I have a livejournal."
[info]gadarene
2005-10-24 03:06 pm UTC (link)
Dumbass is right, if that's your tactic. Why don't you just tell people you have oozing sores?

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Re: "Me, I have a livejournal." - [info]nick_kaufmann, 2005-10-24 03:11 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: "Me, I have a livejournal." - [info]grimjiminember, 2005-10-24 03:20 pm UTC (Expand)
The new snobbery
[info]grimjiminember
2005-10-24 03:22 pm UTC (link)
Breathe. I'm just that hot.

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Re: The new snobbery - iagor, 2005-10-24 03:48 pm UTC (Expand)

sclerotic_rings
2005-10-24 03:31 pm UTC (link)
I used to write for science fiction magazines. That's not only stupid, but it's conterproductive to boot.

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[info]witchchild
2005-10-24 03:48 pm UTC (link)
OKCupid, or as [info]chowyunsmut calls it, OKStupid.

I've also thought about becoming crazy. Guys seem to dig chicks who are nuts.

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(no subject) - [info]grimjiminember, 2005-10-24 04:06 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - sclerotic_rings, 2005-10-24 04:50 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]pgtremblay
2005-10-24 04:05 pm UTC (link)
Will you marry me? I do have a four-door car and a dog, and a picutre of me as fox mulder.

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[info]eyebeams
2005-10-24 05:11 pm UTC (link)
Kung fu.

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[info]kathrynt
2005-10-24 05:11 pm UTC (link)
Worn four-inch stiletto heels, on more than one occasion. Oh, and pretended to know things about car engines.

I once tried the whole "pretend you're stupid so the guy doesn't feel threatened" bit, but that ended badly.

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(no subject) - [info]nihilistic_kid, 2005-10-24 05:14 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]darksylvia
2005-10-24 05:52 pm UTC (link)
There's some of that over here, but you're right--it's much less and usually consists of the NYC Bestseller list. Or Neil Gaiman, or Harry Potter.

I don't do dumb-ass things to attract guys, but then, they always go off with someone else. So.

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[info]farklebarkle
2005-10-24 06:08 pm UTC (link)
OMG, Harry Potter helps you get laid? RAWK!

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(no subject) - [info]coridan, 2005-10-24 09:50 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]mikigarrison
2005-10-24 07:06 pm UTC (link)
A long time back, I started playing video games to get close to the boys -- but then I discovered that I really liked it. :p

Oh, and I found that using power tools could be a great way to scare off the wrong boys. ;)

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(Anonymous)
2005-10-24 07:25 pm UTC (link)
Falling on my ass and spilling hot coffee all over myself. Or did you mean intentionally?

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[info]r_ness
2005-10-24 08:32 pm UTC (link)
Here in the US, of course, the best way to get laid is to look like a moron

Pretty much. In fact, I'd say the best way to succeed at anything in the US is to avoid looking like an intellectual.

So, what dumb-ass things have YOU done in order to attract members of the sex of your preference?

MUDding worked disturbingly well.

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[info]burger_eater
2005-10-24 09:32 pm UTC (link)
I bathed, but it was insufficient.

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[info]cinriter
2005-10-24 09:43 pm UTC (link)
Let's see, dumbass things I've done to attract...um, slept with 'em? Oh crap, I got it backwards again.

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[info]coridan
2005-10-24 09:49 pm UTC (link)
Da Vinci Code - Focault's Pendulum for dummies.

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[info]mothwentbad
2005-10-24 11:34 pm UTC (link)
Here in the US, of course, the best way to get laid is to look like a moron

No. You are NOT going to help me rationalize myself into imagined victimhood. Not today!

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(no subject) - [info]mothwentbad, 2005-10-24 11:36 pm UTC (Expand)

(Anonymous)
2005-10-25 12:10 am UTC (link)
"So, what dumb-ass things have YOU done in order to attract members of the sex of your preference?"

I once told a woman that I really enjoyed spending time with her parents.

---Keene

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[info]creed_of_hubris
2005-10-25 01:11 am UTC (link)
I was on a train one time reading a Saramago book, and I was actually approached by an attractive young woman.

Every time I have been traveling and reading schlock, no attractive women.

Clearly it works!

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[info]adiezel
2005-10-25 04:35 am UTC (link)
acted mostly uninterested. it hasn't been very effective.

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