Dear black women, or more specific hoodrats,

In case you were wondering about the hair colors that you love oh so much, red and blonde, no: it is not hot in the streets. In fact I am wondering why you thought it was hot in the first place. I am waiting to see a black woman look good with blonde or red hair and that search continues in vain. Please stick to natural occurring minority colors like black or brown. In fact if you wanted to go with red, please consider light red. Bright red only works for lipstick, only. The quicker you comply with my request, the better. Thank you and have a great breast day.

Your friend
Jack Whifflebottom

yesterday was the last day of service i own the united states military. hooray. you motherfuckers dont run my life anymore!!!

if i went on a killin spree right now, i wonder what the media would blame it on... would they blame it on video games, movies or would they blame it on the fact that i was in the marine corps. just wonderin.

i shaved the mustache off. i havent done that since i left the marine corps.

i already asked a couple of you... but i want to ask you a question dear livejournal friend

what about me attracts crazy ass women with male related problems. did i do something wrong?

i need someone to run with. i need to start running again. the last running partner i had was my ex...

i need to get a better job, i like workin at wrigley field and seeing cubs games... but i need more money.

i am going to california this year if it kills me.

i need to lose weight... i cannot believe i used to be in the military and that is downright embarressing.

i need to get over her and raise my own confidence and self esteem


if you can help me out on any of these things, that would be great

lil wayne. stop. now. before i get oprah to kill you.

black folks... its over. you already know this, and if you didnt... please walk around with your arm up so we can laugh at you, jesse jackson used the n word. i know what you are thinkin...


"doesnt your username..."

yes i know... :clears throat: i created it

but this man... was right next to martin luther king when he was shot...

read right next to.

he wasnt across the street, he wasnt fuckin some hooker in the room next to him, he wasnt the brother wearin the purple robe going to the ice machine to cool down his cognac... no he was right next to him


RIGHT NEXT TO HIM



and what the fuck is up with chicago sales tax. if you are readin this and you dont live near illinois...

chicago sales tax is now 10.25% what the fuck!

ok, so it has been a little while since i updated my journal... something to the tune of 12 weeks. to be honest i really didnt have anything to update about. i still work at wrigley field. i have a somewhat better job where i make more money in tips but i work less hours, it evens itself out in the end. my hair is getting longer but it really isnt growin fast enough for me. kinda slow. been thinkin about her more and more recently, cant shake those thoughts. i have been tryin to stay up with you guys life and whatnot but without a steady internet connection and havin to work weird hours, i cant do as well as i would want too. i have a picture post comin soon, prob this evening. and that is about it, borin life over here

two of the saddest days of the year just happened for me, v-day and the 15th.

v-day was really hard for me this year because i couldnt stop thinkin of my ex and how she enjoyed her v-day.. i just know it. meanwhile my memories kept makin me sad all day long. i just wish i would have treated her better and then maybe i would still be lucky enough to have her

the 15th is another day i hate, it is my half brothers birthday, he turned 17 yesterday and doesnt even know i exist. my mother put him up for adoption when he was 2. i grew up a only child and that always make me mad that she took him away from me.

so i did something to combat my depression, i bought a 32 lcd tv from costco online with my refund momey. now i have something else to think about when this sad time of year comes around.

for a long time, i have tried to ignore it. but today i witnessed damning evidence that my worst fear is true. my team is no longer number one. we havent been for a while, i just tried to think i was wrong. but im not. and the way things are going, we are never going to get to first place ever again. instead of fighting to get back to the glory land, it seems like we are content of being in last place. i guess so am i. its ashamed most of my teamates cant see the truth.

i am still alive, barely. coughed up blood last week, workin like a slave, wear my hair in a ponytail now, will be lookin for work next month, might get a cell phone, but will only get it if people promise to call me on it. people have a bad habit of not callin me when i want to talk to them, have a ton of pictures i want to post but am too lazy. broke my xbox 360, madden is out and i dont have it yet, if i cant halo when it comes out.. i will have to kill someone. so...yeah. that is my boring ass sad ass life, no hooray.

... I just dumped the girlfriend I was going out with, who by the way was 34 had 2 kids 7 teeth smoked her weight in nicotine a day and was white (She was technicaly half white half mexican and her name was rosie presrez)

This all came about because I can't say no to a woman.

Dying to hear your questions.


Signed
Mike Awesome

today is a very bad sad day for me. my hair braider got kicked out of her house, her baby turned two months old earlier this week

also, today is my ex-girlfriends birthday. she turns 24.

may 31st is going to be another bad day for me, that was our anniversary. AND it is my first girlfriends birthday.

hooray for depression!

my life is getting better. i got a job that has a lot of hours. i work at wrigley field as a supervisor in the warehouse. i quit my other job because i suck at sales. i couldnt sell shit. but whatever, i got a better job now. but since i work the cubs home games, i have a lot of days off. which good and bad, i need the days off because i will the first person inside of wrigley field on games days and the last one to leave. and of course now that i have a better job, my aunt leaves me alone during the day and whatnot. and doesnt bug me as much as she used too

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i have two jobs right now.

at one i am the new guy

and at the other i am a boss...


does that make any sense to you?

i quit my job at ups. the money was not matching the work i was doing

i now work at a clothing store doing stock and sales. i suck at sales

i am going to start a job soon working at wrigley field for the chicago cubs.

still sad and depressed about my life. though i have a job, it isnt working in a office, which is what i want, because i refuse to go to college and i refuse to cut my hair.

also, 1 minute ago i just found out something that made me really sad.

i cant get around the fact that i am inferior as a man compared to women.

its has been over a year since my ex first dumped me, i still havent recovered, i wish that pain would just go away.

i want to go back to 6th grade. that was the last time in my life i felt smart. everyone told me i had all these potential. those liar sobs, the only thing i could ever do is math. i have always sucked at everything else. why i cant i become a teacher without taking english, science, history and other subjects. stupid education system. i want to feel smart again, but its has been 12 years since i felt that way.

so today starts a very bad stretch for me. today is my birthday, a day i hate more then anything in the world. and for the second year in a row, im broke as fuck. tomorrow is a day i REALLY hate. i hate that holiday more then i hate spam emails. and i hate spam emails. and then the day after that is my half brothers birthday. someone who i havent seen since 1997. 10 years is a long time. he will be turning 16 and prob doesnt even know i exist. i truly hate who my life has turned out.

...am i supposed to be alone for the rest of my life?

can i really honestly ever trust anyone anything?

i made the woman who braids my hair mad at me. i have been doing that a lot recently. i dont understand it, i know what im doing but im doing much to try and stop it. my life just doesnt make any sense with me by myself. i have never really had trust in myself and now i cant even trust most people. there is only one person in the world right now that i trust... that number used to be bigger. but i guess i should just get used to that. i remember when i used to consider myself to be a good man. not anymore. guess i should accept that as well.

I just want a fuckin job.

am i going to be stuck working at a job that requires 40 hours of my life a week, but i only get 20 hours pay for less then 100 dollars a week?

is that all i am good for? is that IT?!

that is some bullshit!!!

and meanwhile someone just LOVES to rub in my face that they are doing better then me!

i miss feeling needed. i miss feeling counted on.

in other news, i tried to run from it, i really did. but it seems like something else in my life is my fault. i cant even remember the last choice i made in my life that was good. everytime i do something with my life, im always wrong.

my life still sucks. i wish i was stronger in more then one way.

in other news i was a peeping tom this weekend. hooray?

what is the purpose of instant messaging if you dont want to talk?

my grandfather used to tell me that in order to get though the bad patches of life you need to laugh at things.

i used to always tell her she wasnt the prettiest person in the world, because it was the truth. i could never find someone that would be better then her

she used to always tell me i was the prettiest person in the world, which was a big lie. she has been able to find someone better then me.

funny.

we polled 100 women and we have the top 6 answers on the board for "Top xmas gifts for exceptant women"

: points to board :

so lets hear your answers, what are the top gifts to give expecting women for xmas?

Dear online job posting sites,


I have a suggestion, a wish if you will. When i search for jobs in Chicago, I only want to find jobs IN Chicago. You have to realize something, Chicago and the surburbs of Chicago are two different things. See how different you spell them; Chicago and SURBURBS of Chicago. They are two seperate things. I am getting sick and tired of getting emails from potential employers, getting happy and then seeing a area code of (630) or (847). Also, Craigslist, I want to thank you for splitting up Chicago into the different sections; south, north, etc... BUT you have the same problem. Like I said earlier in this posting, its just a suggestion. You would be wise to make the change one day, because I know I am not the only one.


Thank you,
Jason Ramos

this is my last post. dont ever try nudging me after this cause this is it, this is all. still too mad at the world to update anymore. i still read your journal but i comment way less now. so.... without further ado ( the cut mr mastero )

for my females on my list, if your vagina was a person, would you marry it and why?

males, same question except, you know, insert penis take vagina out and place penis in the question... or something like that, you know what i mean

FUCK YOU YOUTUBE!

YOU HAVE MADE A SERIOUS ENEMY IN ME!

My makeup has worn off again. and this time, i really dont ever feel like trying to put it back on. if GOD does exist, he/she wants me to be miserable. the "higher" plan, if you will. i am too much of a chicken shit to do anything with my life. i cant stand anymore disappointments. my grandmother who passed away in 97' is the only reason i havent really thought about killing myself. it was in one of our last conversations together. i told her i would never do that. everything i thought was good about my life i have lost this year. a woman that i could be with right now is getting married this month. because i am a chicken shit i burned the bridge between me and her. to make you understand how much i cared about this woman, i once gave her 450 dollars to get a abortion (not my baby) and if you know my stand on abortion you should find that very weird. i barely let people borrow 20 dollars let alone 450. she also respresent the only person i ever written a check to. one check in my entire life i have written, and it was to her. she is getting married and instead of going and being good support for a long time friend, i burned the bridge. because i am too much of a chicken shit and a hater in my heart to see some woman happy that i once loved while i cry at night. i could go to college but that would mean that i would have to admit someone would be right, again. my excuse for male pride cant have that. everything i ever do is always wrong and i am getting sick and tired of it. i will not go to college until i want to damnit! getting sick and tired of admit everyone else is right about my damn life. i am the one living it, should i be the one making the decsions?

dont even feel like being funny that much anymore. even though i dont think i can change. all clowns cant help but try and make people laugh.

somewhere in the world right now, someone is having fun, and i are not.

stu: i wonder if i would get arrested for repeating things Quagmire (Family Guy) has said
me: what firefox has said?
stu: i said quagmire...
me: well, quagmire, firefox they sound exactly the same...

-long silence

stu: you need glasses man, to hear better with..
me: o_0

I'm gonna go for it. After long consideration, at 2PM tomorrow I will go for the job interview.

Details to come later.


Dictated by: bigstusexy

for you weird people out there that saw my last post i was not talking about myself, i was asking a random question, remember i ask random question maybe i dont post enough anymore for you guys to remember but for future at least it is stated otherwise. all question are random.

i have a job. i would make a phone post about it but i dont really like it that much. i am not making the same money or getting the same benefits as my last job but whatever.

$9/hour > 0$/hour

i do a lot of running around in my job and this weekend i got some better shoes. i had some shoes i had bought from marshalls, so you know they werent top brand, lol

that is about it, since i will be workin a lot and my job doesnt allow me to use the internet at all i will not be posting or commenting as much. if you want to to cut me for that, that is kinda messed up but ill respect your wish and remove you from my list as well.

i hope everyone had a good weekend

Have you ever looked down at yourself sweating and then realized that you haven't had almost any liquid for a couple of days and wondered where the heck it was coming from?

i need a job.

no job and no money make jason go crazy, i mean make jason want mcvagina sandwiches which he ironically cant afford. hmm mcvagina. i wish mcdonalds had that i would buy a couple of them. you hear that mcdonalds fuck the mcgriddle start working on the mcvagina. i wanna have a prototype in my office by july 3rd you got it. get crackin skillets!

as you can prob tell i didnt get any sleep last night. my mind hurts like bones hurting. i want some alcohol. alcohol good. but i dont like drinking by myself. i have some people here in livejournal i need to drink with but i need to get a job first. job makes the boo-boo feel better like a mother kisses. hmm kisses i want chocolate now, chocolate=happiness.

my hands hurts. i will stop now. you ever get the feeling the name it astroglide cause you have to say ass in order to say it? i always wondered that...

Why is do think Jesus is so cool right now?