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HEY.
I CONDUCT MY PERSONAZ BIZNUZZ HERE. CHECK OUT MY SEXY HOT SKETCHBLOG INSTEAD.
Or my lame ass webcomic.
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[13 May 2008|03:52pm] |
Okay, okay, okay.
This morning, I went to bed at 5AM but for some reason I woke up again at 8:30 and I just stayed up until, about, an hour and a half ago.
2:30PM, took a nap. I forced myself out of bed a few minutes ago and DEAR GOD, I'm so wasted. But if I go back to bed now, I'll never wake up again and I'll miss work.
suasljsljslajd. Whyyyyyy don't I have any shifts that aren't closing. Sobsobsob.
Then again, it's my own damn fault that I don't get enough sleep. Ha ha. And oh god, it's been pouring rain all day, I want to cry.
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[13 May 2008|08:50am] |
Every once in a while, I should just talk about my life.
But uhm, there really isn't much to say.
Let's see, over the past several weeks I've gotten obsessed OBSESSED with the Ace Attorney series. Like, so horribly obsessed that it's kicked me out of my super huge art rut (sort of. I draw, but I never make anything polished and fantastic.) I barely draw my OCs, and so I don't update my comics anymore.
WHICH REMINDS ME, MY PERIOD ALREADY PASSED, BUT DIDN'T MAKE A COMIC. THIS IS HORRIBLE. I suppose I just wasn't depressed enough.
Can you believe it? My love for some dorky video game has beaten out my hatred for the female reproductive system's menstrual cycle! Blasphemy!
So, life, uhhh. Lawyers and uhm... Broke up with girlfriend. Lots of sobbing and weeping. It's funny cause I didn't start really sobbing until the night after. And after that, I'd have HAPPY CONVERSATIONS and DEPRESSING CONVERSATIONS simultaneously and it was confusing.
Then, like, three people asked me out, but I think only one of them really counted AT ALL, haha. Too bad no one ever asks me out in real life, but then again it's not like I make myself pretty or even try to look for people. And it's not like I really have much of an opportunity to meet people either, I guess. I need a haircut and a shave (WHAT).
And then we got back together again. Not entirely, but... Actually, I'm not sure anymore. It's complicated. I think it's open.
OH.
I also went to an Artist Meet, but EVERYONE WAS SO INCREDIBLY GEEKY AND DORKY I COULDN'T STAND IT.
THEY LOOKED GEEKY.
THEY TALKED GEEKY.
THEY EVEN HAD THE SUPER GEEKY HUHUHUHUH LAUGH. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
B-but I'm pretty geeky... But I was dressed totally badass that day! I was the coolest most good looking person there! /EGOEGOEGO No, not really.
I have the HUHUHUHUH laugh, BUT IT WAS NOWHERE NEAR AS BAD AS THEM.
AHHHHHHH FREAKING OUT. I'll still probably go to the next one though since it's more interesting than what usually goes on in my life. Let me list what I do on a regular basis~!
In order:
1. Sleep (in the morning. /: )
2. Computer
3. Eat. MAYBE.
4. Work
5. Computer
Non-work days:
1. Sleep
2. Sleep
3. Computer
4. MAYBE hang out with someone. I have, like, two people who I can hang out with at the moment. Everyone else is busy or they wanna do shit I'm not interested in. I just wanna hang out, guys, I don't wanna party.
5. Eat. MAYBE.
6. Computer
It's terrible. I eat, like, once a day. /: And yet I'm going to try to exercise so I can get a pack of totally hot abs and rippling biceps? PFFFFFT.
I USED TO SORT OF HAVE ABS. ; 3 ; They used to be sort of there when I was a young, strapping lad, but now they've sort of... disappeared. And I'm flabby in pretty much... that area only.
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA. So much for "there isn't much to say." Jeez.
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[11 May 2008|11:08pm] |
Ahaaaaah. God, Russell Peters. I cannot stop laughing. Why must you kill me so.
On another note, my brother spilled rice all over my floor.
Fucking blowjob.
........................bitch.
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[17 Apr 2008|12:29pm] |
I'm so ashamed of the second page to my April Fool's "LIFE OF THUNDER" joke manga. D:
It's taking me so long BECAUSE OF THE SHAME the swooshes out of it. It's... It's so horrible. As I was doodling it out, oh god.
I couldn't stop laughing BECAUSE IT'S SO HORRIBLE, I'm not even trying.
So much shame. I feel bad enough for making page one. It was going to be three pages, but I chopped it down to a choppy two pages because I CAN'T TAKE IT.
IT HURTS SO MUCH.
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[16 Apr 2008|01:38pm] |
THESE GUYS ARE THE COOLEST EVER
/gushgush
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[14 Apr 2008|03:26pm] |
ALSO
LOLOLOL Can't stop laughing
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[14 Apr 2008|02:33pm] |
Fuck, how can anyone take Wolverine seriously in that silly getup.
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[13 Apr 2008|02:43pm] |
Why...
... does this pasta taste like ash?
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[10 Apr 2008|01:28pm] |
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WHY CAN'T I STOP SNEEZING.
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[01 Apr 2008|10:30am] |
I've only been Rickroll'd twice in my life.
Once, on Gaia. Before I ever knew what Rickrolling was.
The second, by Youtube. Today.
However, there has been a third occurrence. Also today. And it came from the most unsuspected source I could have ever imagined.
My grandmother I wish haha uncle.
God. Damn. It.
On another note, I can't wait to go to work and get pranked by all my smart ass customers. God. It's bad enough that some are childish enough to throw their groceries across the scanner, but now they're gonna do all sorts of crazy shit like "Wait, you didn't give me my fifty" and I'll be like "Uhh shit" and then they'll get all pissed and I'll start wigging out and then they'll be like "Hahahahh APRIL FOOL'D YA".
Maybe this year I'll CRY.
AHAHAHAHHAHA THAT'LL SHOW THEM. BASTARDS.
April Fool's is only funny on the internet because there really isn't any sort of way for the embarrassment to kick you in the face IRL. Then again, who can get embarrassed on the internet? Pfffrt.
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[04 Mar 2008|02:56pm] |
STUPID PEOPLE.
I went out and bought the second and third Ace Attorney games.
They said that the first one is really hard to find now! :( How saddening.
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[13 Feb 2008|02:28am] |
DEAR ESSAY,
Please be released from my brain, to my fingers, to the keyboard, and into Open Office Writer. Yeah, just skip the eyes, nose, mouth, neck, shoulders, biceps, elbows, other muscles and wrist and just jump right down to my fingers. Even if it's total bullshit, that's okay too.
But y'know, it's 2:30 in the morning and I have to get to school at least a half hour before class starts. I'd really appreciate it if you just hyped yourself up on some Full Throttle or something and skidaddled your way down to the ghettos on your funky, honky-tonk moped.
You only need to be 400 to 500 words long. That's not a lot. That's, like, a page. Maybe a page and a quarter. Not that much at all.
Y'know, I missed out on you the first time. I was late for class and I didn't get to write you. But this time, I get you all alone at home. Just you and me. But you're not cooperating with me. Should I bring out the lube? Oh wait, I used that all up in my senior year of high school in Wiebe's class. All I have now is that funky petroleum jelly, and that crack is nasty. I don't want to have to lay a towel under you, lest my sheets get dirty.
C'mon, ol' chum. Just 400 words, at least! I can powder you up with pretty words who's meaning I only vaguely know. Is it who's or whose?
Love,
Louie
P.S.
I'll take back some of the chocolates I gifted to Spanky and give them to you if you'd just come out of the closet. It's almost Valentine's Day after all.
P.P.S. / P.S.S. (Because I don't know which is right.)
Wait.
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[10 Feb 2008|11:58pm] |
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THIS ICON IS THE BEST ICON EVERRRR
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[02 Feb 2008|12:11am] |
I guess I may as well do this, but maybe, like, two people will ask me a question. Lol. Maybe three.
Basically, ask me a question. Any question. As many as you want. And I'll answer them.
Lol, I did this already on deviantart, but what the fuck, I'll do it here too.
SO, KIDS. ASK AWAY.
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[23 Jan 2008|02:44am] |
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82 words Touch Typing
WHY IS THIS THING SO FUN TO DO.
OH GOD.
I'M GONNA DO IT EVERY DAY AND SEE IF I GET BETTER.
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[13 Jan 2008|03:07am] |
Okay. This really hurts my ears, but C'MON.
A TAMPON PAN FLUTE.
For shit that sounds nicer, check out this Heita dude who makes vegetables into MUSICAL FUCKING INSTRUMENTS.
HE'S. SO. HARD. CORE.
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=heita3
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