STORY ARCHIVE


I read and write slash fanfiction. Since I’d rather be safe than sorry, I have decided to friends-lock all nearly all NC-17 stories. If you are at least 18 years old, please do feel free to friend me, comment here, whatever, and I’ll friend you back. (No need to reveal your age - it's not like I can check IDs at the door - just be honest and be at least 18.)

This page will also lead you to direct links for all my stories. If you want to see if you like the way I write before cluttering up your friends list, the first three chapters of Deus Lo Vult (starting here), plus the first two chapters of Princes of Troy (starting there) are public. None of the Orlijah stuff is f-locked because I started to re-think f-locking at one point.

Meanwhile, I've turned to Supernatural and J2, but I haven't written anything worth posting yet. I keep meaning to, but there is SO much incredible J2 and Sam/Dean fic out there that I don't need to write it. What usually drives me to writing is when I run out of high-quality fiction to read.





I tried to be organized in this archive. Just keep scrolling down. It's all sort of in the order in which I started writing in various fandoms. I have a terrible problem with starting WIPs and then they go on forever.
*sheepish grin*

Princes of Troy (Hector/Paris) - Troy/Iliad wherein the long-lost Paris returns to Troy and seduces Hector

Deus Lo Vult (Eirik/Balian) - Kingdom of Heaven AU wherein Balian is seduced by a wayward Templar

The Viking Saga (Erik/Orlando) - Just plain nuts, and based on the Banaviking community's notion that Eric Bana would make a great Viking

Midsummer Madness (Eric/Orlando in various roles and guises) - Which I write when overwhelmed by the angstiness of PoT and DLV and I need some silliness

Braced for Disaster (Oops, Orlijah RPS *snicker*) - During filming of LOTR, Orlando tries to turn Elijah gay

Autodidact (Challenge Orlijah RPS) - Big words are thrown about willy-nilly

The Doctor and the Pirate (Orlando/Elijah) - I can't get enough of historical AUs. This is the start of one for Elijah and Orlando - inspired by pictures of Orlando as a pirate OMG *thud*

The Prince and the Pea (Banalijah) - A cracked fairy tale with a major size kink

The Dairy Farmer and the Lorry Driver (UrBana) - More silliness, in a fandom never to be written in again by moi


PRINCES OF TROY



My Hector/Paris stories are all connected, starting with Favorite Son.

Ratings for each chapter are shown, but trust me - even the PG-13 chapters
are full of longing and angst and yearning and excess commas and that sort of thing.

The time period is years before the Trojan War, when Paris first meets Hector.

Except for the first two chapters (and whatever may be not NC-17), all the stories are f-locked. If you want to read them, please friend me and I'll add you back.


I. Favorite Son - Hector returns to Troy to find someone he never expected - a new brother. (PG)
II. Blessed and Burdened - Paris is intriguing. Hector is intrigued. Hector is doomed. (PG-13)
III. Storm - Paris gets in trouble. Hector gets him out. (NC-17, but blink and you'll miss it)
IV. Come to Me - Paris is kind to servants and children and kittens. (R)
V. Silence - Hector remains in big-time denial. Paris doesn't get it. (NC-17)
VI. Fortune and Glory - Enemies come to the gate. Paris wants to join the fight. (NC-17)
VII. Disobedience - Pouty Paris v. Hector Hairshirt (PG-13)
VIII. Lions and Lambs - Strip poker circa 1200 BCE (NC-17)
IX. Mount Ida - The princes of Troy visit Mount Ida, where Paris grew up. (PG-13)
X. Moonlight - Love and lust in the hayloft. (NC-17)
XI. The Rescue - The Trojans rescue one of their own. (PG-13)
XII. The Penalty - Paris gets spanked. That’s right: spanked. (NC-17)
XIIa. The Idylls of Mount Ida - Tales told by a roaring fire. (PG)
XIII. Sunlight and Seafoam - Hector misconstrues the good advice of Archeptolemus. (R)
XIV. Iron and Fire - The brothers are at odds. (NC-17)
XIV. This Strong Hand - An ending of sorts. (PG-13)

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DEUS LO VULT



Kingdom of Heaven BanaBloom AU. I know what you're thinking, "Wait! Eric Bana wasn't in Kingdom of Heaven !" To which I reply, "No movie is perfect."

When I first heard of Kingdom of Heaven , it was before I had written one iota of fanfic. At the time I was addicted to Hector/Paris. In fact I'm in a state of permanently arrested development, as I have not moved beyond (nor do I desire to at this moment) BanaBloom. [Edit: See Orlijah stuff below. So sue me :S] So I made up a wandering Templar named Sir Eirik to become Balian's honey. But then for some reason I wrote my first Hector/Paris story, and set aside KoH thoughts until seeing the movie. Yet for months I mercilessly pimped my supposed Eirik/Balian stories - although they didn't exist - which was improper and unladylike. I had a reason - I felt I needed some backstory before beginning - but still... unladylike. I beg that you will have mercy on my soul.

Deus Lo Vult is the inscription on the hilt of Balian's sword. This is what Pope Urban II said to start off the first crusade in 1095. In 1099 the crusaders conquered Jerusalem. That date is also on the sword hilt.

So if you like BanaBloom, just picture Eric Bana as Sir Eirik of Lewis, lost somewhere in the Holy Land, little knowing that across the next sand dune is... a really hot-looking blacksmith-turned-baron named Balian.

Part I - A wandering Templar finds a handsome blacksmith in the middle of the desert. (PG-13)
Part II - Eirik heals. Balian watches. Eirik has secrets. (PG-13)
Part III - Eirik picks a fight. (R)
Part IV - Chess. Sex. (NC-17)
Part V - King Baldwin sets a task for Balian. (R)
Part VI - A contest of wills. (NC-17)
Part VII - Dawn over Jerusalem. (PG-13)
Part VIII - Balian wants to know where Eirik went. (R)
Part IX - Tent sex. And some really bad singing. (NC-17)
Part X - On the road to Sinai, they find a city half-buried in sand. (R)
Part XI - Cave sex with mild kink. (NC-17)
Part XII - Argument. Makeup sex. Still minus guide and camels. (NC-17)
Part XIII - Eirik hallucinates about Robert. (R)
Part XIV - Rescued from the desert. (NC-17)
Interlude - A one-off in the Temple of Solomon. (PG)

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THE VIKING SAGA (ABRIDGED)



And then there is the madness brought on by reading stories in banaviking, which infected my mind and caused it to produce a new series:

Book the First - After a hard day of pillaging, Erik comes home and wants dinner and Orlando, not necessarily in that order. (NC-17)

Book the Second - Orlando joins Erik on a raid and winds up in a cave. (R)

Book the Third - Partay! And a guest cameo by Sir Jethro de Bodine. (R)


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MIDSUMMER BANABLOOM MADNESS

Inspired by the one and only eviea, these stories will pop up now and then based on some quick little bunnies that Evie tossed my way when I was bemoaning my writer's block.

In Bonny Scotland - Kilt fic! What more do you need to know? ;) (NC-17)

The Gift - Odd little item that I can't really describe. Think of it as the story of Dr. Banastein. (PG-13)


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ORLIJAH



My newest interest, which smacked me over the head very suddenly (January 2006 or thereabouts), is a pairing of Orlando Bloom and Elijah Wood.

Braced for Disaster I - Elijah is not pleased with his gap-toothed smile. Orlando, on the other hand, loves it. (R)

Braced for Disaster 2 - Orlando tries to turn Elijah gay. (R)

Braced for Disaster 3 - Elijah's getting gayer. (R)

Braced for Disaster 4 - Bedtime stories. (R)

Autodidact - The boys take a thesaurus to the beach. (PG-13)

Snow White and the Pirate - Just another in a growing compendium of cracked fairy tales. (PG-13)

The Score - Written during WIP amnesty as declared by talesinbloom, set during filming of LOTR. (PG-13)

The Doctor and the Pirate - And here comes to the start of the historial AU starring Orlando and Elijah. Orlando's the doctor pirate.
The Doctor and the Pirate 2 - (PG-13)

City of Night - Orlando goes exploring in the catacombs of Paris and runs into a hungry little vampire. (NC-17)

City of Night 2 - Orlando misses the vampire and goes looking for him. And finds a bit more than expected. (PG)

Cold - A special Christmas Eve in front of a roaring fire... and buck naked. (R)

Elves Never Sleep - Written for orlijah_month - "just sleeping" - and set during the filming of LOTR. (PG)

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BANALIJAH CRACK-FIC

Inspired by my sudden and almost debilitating addiction to Orlijah (that would be Orlando Bloom and Elijah Wood), plus some pervy chit-chat with wynterhawk and fanabana and piperbelle and mittyw, I gave in to the size kink and wrote something for Eric and Elijah. For extraordinarily hot Orlijah, check out talesinbloom and deleerium. For a cracked fairy tale, check out this:

The Prince and the Pea - Prince Eric wants to marry - another prince. (PG-13)

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ZEKE/CASEY

Camera Obscura - Started out as comment fic. Posted as a little ficlet. (PG-13)

Blizzard - A bittersweet Christmas ficlet, which shall be part of my Faculty series if I ever write one. (PG-13)

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URBANA

It's the fault of Slashy aka fanabana. She likes Urbana. She egged me on. Or maybe begged.

The Dairy Farmer and the Lorry Driver - Karl is a dairy farmer in New Zealand. The character is based on the dairy farmer in the movie “The Price of Milk.” He loooooooves his cows. Eric is just… Eric, a lorry driver. (NC-17)