| Thursday, June 8th, 2006 |
| 5:14 am |
Yo, like, sirrisly. Have you guys ever had a wet dream where there was like a bunch of girls who looked a lot like video game systems? I just had one. It was awesome.
As for some people (don't read this if this doesn't involve you): Listen you little shits. Do you think it makes you cool to pester strangers on the internet? People who are trying to live their fucking lives and you come in and try to insult them or degrade them? Where in your fucking lives were you taught it was okay to do this? From your parents? Did your parents teach you that if you had a problem with someone who never did anything to you EVER, to go to them and try and 1-up them at whatever? Do you feel better doing this? Listen you little fuckers, get some god damn therapy and leave strangers alone. You'd get kicked out or have the shit beaten out of you if you ever did this crap in person. It doesn't make you cool. Your friends don't think you're cool for doing it.
You're just wasting a lot of people's time. Go suck on a cock and choke. Then let me know how it tastes. I want to hear all about it.
<3 |
| Wednesday, March 1st, 2006 |
| 9:06 pm |
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| Tuesday, December 13th, 2005 |
| 1:27 am |
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| Friday, November 11th, 2005 |
| 2:05 am |
Hey guys! This is Mike from Wednesday writing to you today! Time travel works! Let me tell you, this future? 2 days into it? Amazing.
I can't believe the progress humans have gone through since I've been gone. Just wow.
I'm proud of you all.
I'm gonna check out more places in time and let you all know how AWESOME it is! |
| Wednesday, October 19th, 2005 |
| 12:38 am |
Why didn't anyone tell me that BURNOUT was SO AWESOME?! |
| Tuesday, October 4th, 2005 |
| 2:27 pm |
WHAT!? haha! Apparantly the raffle contest thing has to be cancelled for now because paypal threatened to shut us down! We read the terms and conditions. Sure. But we read it over two years ago, and we totally don't remember anything about them against selling tickets of any sort. Why... Donations alone can be a nice big scam, and they allow that! So why not this? We're still going to use them because we love them anyway. Just a little less. |
| Friday, September 30th, 2005 |
| 11:27 pm |
Xbox raffle The xbox 360 has been purchased. The bundle comes with the system, the hard drive, two wireless controllers, a wireless controller battery charger, and Project Gotham Racing.
Don't you wish the price of a system when it's about to end its run, is the price you pay for it when it first comes out?
Me too. |
| Sunday, September 25th, 2005 |
| 3:36 pm |
Next contest? Hey. I'm gonna give this entry to Josh:
Hi guys. Tonight I'll be looking over the entries to determine who would win the copy of We <3 Katamari. I got quite a few talented readers! However, what would guys be interested as a prize for October? I was thinking of a gift certificate for ITunes, so that you guys can buy whatever songs you want.. Then again.. I'm pretty sure most of you guys download music "illegally" making such a prize pointless =X
Let me know! |
| Friday, September 23rd, 2005 |
| 2:09 am |
OH.. OH GOD! MY HEAD! IT'S SPLITTING IN HALF! IT HURTS SO MUCH!
OW! oooW! OWWWWW!!
OWWWW!!!
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love, Mike |
| Saturday, September 17th, 2005 |
| 1:05 am |
The book I'm in is available I look sexy on the back cover. It's not bad! It's a pretty cute book. Reminds me of something for the coffee table, or something to toss into your bag to read on the subways or during a commute to work. It's a nice quick, simple read that you can go back over and over again, or just flip around and read random ones. I'm not going to buy one. I get one for free since it's an exploitation of my life. My god damn, pathetic life... |
| Thursday, September 15th, 2005 |
| 12:03 pm |
Roffle. Those google ads are awesome! God bless you, Google, you conglomerate that will probably end up more powerful than microsoft and screw a lot of people over and it will be horrible, but you can get away with it because you're a behemoth.. For now, these things are awesome...
Sure. Ok. |
| Tuesday, September 13th, 2005 |
| 11:37 pm |
Oh right. I have a journal. Right so I'm the boss around here and you do what I say!
.... .. uh... Carry on! |
| Thursday, August 18th, 2005 |
| 3:19 am |
YES! Oh.. My god...
Capcom is finally doing it... CAPCOM IS MAKING STREET FIGHTER 4!!!
CELEBRATION!!! |
| Wednesday, July 27th, 2005 |
| 4:28 am |
Little teenage bitch. "If you're so smart, explain this clarissa - pow"
I hate my job. It needs more zest. Like maybe magic and confetti. |
| Tuesday, July 5th, 2005 |
| 12:14 am |
Mmm. Who the heck is going to Comic-Con next week? Also, Resident Evil for DS?Finally, Josh, stop promoting the book. We get it. You're broke. Join the club. |
| Tuesday, June 28th, 2005 |
| 10:54 pm |
Look at me! LOOK AT ME! THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR HAVING OTHERS CONTROL MY LIFE!
THIS is why it's BAD to be a FOLLOWER! MAN. GOD. DANGIT.
I hope you bastards are happy.
In other news, vaginas don't taste great. But they feel good. =3 |
| Monday, June 13th, 2005 |
| 9:44 pm |
My face on a book? Dreams do come true! It seems that a book about my life might be in the works, but since my wonderful life is colorful, it's quite a risky investment. There's a poll to see what should be doneBut if you ask me, I'd pay a million to see me on a book. |
| Friday, June 10th, 2005 |
| 2:10 am |
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| Thursday, June 2nd, 2005 |
| 10:36 pm |
Is this bruceman a real hero? Bruceman's kryptonite is vagina?
But.. Isn't that all men's weakness?
Maybe deep down bruceman is trying to tell us that we're all super?
I for one hope so! |
| Tuesday, May 31st, 2005 |
| 1:36 am |
Beat. Beat-buh-buh-ba-buh-buh-BEAT. Beat-buh-buh-ba-buh-buh-BEAT. GO BAYSIDE (repeat) |