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Tweets for Today [Oct. 12th, 2008|05:01 am]
  • 20:03 @polly_draper Best Mad Men Twitter account so far. Really captures the essence of the character. #
  • 20:04 @OnMadMen Maybe Jane is so utterly unimpressed by him that she doesn't even remember what he does. #
  • 20:05 @OnMadMen I recommend a retcon like, "He dresses so badly, I just assumed..." #
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Tweets for Today [Oct. 11th, 2008|05:03 am]
  • 13:33 @ambermae Massive kudos for putting yourself out there. That is tremendously difficult for me. #
  • 13:43 @michael_bay is still on the air. Does this mean his legal troubles are over? Whoever's writing this is a genius. #
  • 13:53 @paul_kinsey has the line of the day: "It's kind of mind-boggling that in 1962 there is still so much prejudice." #
  • 13:58 @ken_cosgrove I don't know how the sexual revolution will play out on TV, but I think @peggyolson just fired the first shot. #
  • 15:56 @avflox I would pay good money to know the context around this one. #
  • 00:23 @avflox: "hands off my fag, sir." #
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Tweets for Today [Oct. 10th, 2008|05:02 am]
  • 09:53 "Dude, are you liveblogging a book? Is that even possible?" #
  • 01:42 @abartelby I want my author credit! #
  • 01:42 Ah, the tyranny of naps. #
  • 02:58 @abartelby just faking indignation as an excuse to quote myself #
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Tweets for Today [Oct. 9th, 2008|05:03 am]
  • 14:52 Guy's dating the hottest publicist in New York and I have to ASK HIM for an author photo. #
  • 14:52 I mean, when your girlfriend works at Sonic, you get free corn dogs. The same principle should apply here. #
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Tweets for Today [Oct. 8th, 2008|05:07 am]
  • 20:04 @michael_bay Fake Michael Bay got a legal threat today. Couldn't he just sidestep this by adding "fake" to his name? #
  • 20:05 Maybe I should register "Fake Michael Duff" and sue myself for defamation. #
  • 20:06 Oh christ, another debate. Maybe they'll just congratulate each other on that awesome bailout deal and high five. #
  • 20:08 "My opponent wants to spend your money on poor people. I want to spend it on dead people. But then we realized that bankers smell better." #
  • 20:14 "Oliver, let me tell you what's in this package for you: Dick. You get DICK." #
  • 21:05 I think Obama just called the entire state of Delaware "easy". #
  • 21:29 [Comment From Trav from Australia] Why do people seem so scared to have smart people in charge of a country?? #
  • 21:37 anamariecox: Okay, going to go get spun, will tweet as I can. *sigh* #
  • 21:44 I can't take this debate seriously. All I can see are the choices I don't have. Is this really the best we could do? #
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Tweets for Today [Oct. 7th, 2008|05:05 am]
  • 03:07 Awesome title for molls goodbye vid: tinyurl.com/3vo9g6 I guess they rejected "Through a Vagina Darkly" and "Vaginageddon". #
  • 03:18 @jacie87 One of us...one of us... #
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The Parable of Little Blue Heart Pony [Oct. 7th, 2008|12:35 am]
http://molls.vox.com/library/post/fantastical-creature-update-4.html
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Tweets for Today [Oct. 5th, 2008|05:04 am]
  • 10:11 Last night I dreamed I was in a kind of 1950's "man-room" basement that opened onto a Diablo 3 vision of Hell. #
  • 10:12 The basement was supposed to be a refuge, but there were scorpions skittering across the floor. #
  • 10:12 Wait, just then, you were "looking back in anger" weren't you? The song told us not to do that. #
  • 10:14 @rachelsklar Everybody read rachel's quote about "access." It's totally basic and incredibly true. #
  • 10:46 Mr. Conservative: "Sarah Palin will clean house!" Yeah! And then she'll do some political stuff! (So much for my ban on Palin jokes.) #
  • 11:05 "A-J staff won awards for real journalism and oh yeah, this online guy did some stuff, too. Whatever." tinyurl.com/4yuf7w #
  • 13:47 Favorite Texas douchebag bands: Nickelback, Disturbed, Metallica, Fall Out Boy, Atreyu, Taylor Swift, Toby Keith, Big & Rich, Cowboy Troy #
  • 14:11 "I don't like seeing Duff's name that high up on a page. Can we put him behind the jump?" #
  • 19:00 @michael_bay Check the white areas in the black and white photo. You know what that is? That's LIGHT. Michael Bay's hair is made from LIGHT. #
  • 23:37 "You are insulting the evolutionary process by not taking advantage of these people." #
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Tweets for Today [Oct. 4th, 2008|05:05 am]

  • 15:14 @bettydraper See the one about the sock? I don't know what kind of art this is, but it's art. Thank you. #

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Tweets for Today [Oct. 3rd, 2008|05:04 am]
  • 14:36 I don't want to watch this damn debate, but if I don't, I'm going to miss the next six months of tired Palin jokes. #
  • 17:51 Today I wrote posts defending Keith Gessen and Diablo Cody. My next post, "Was Hitler really that bad?" must wait for tomorrow. #
  • 18:03 Phillips just now: "Are you actually writing something or have you just been staring at that picture of Diablo Cody for 20 minutes?" #
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Tweets for Today [Oct. 2nd, 2008|05:06 am]
  • 07:22 Epic "mingle with the cool kids and try to act casual" fail tinyurl.com/454ryg #
  • 09:43 Things Duff wishes he could say today: "I don't know what it is that you dream about, but it sure as hell ain't me. Goodbye." #
  • 09:46 @bcompton Now THAT was worth a star. #
  • 13:25 "Thank you for the link. I’m sorry I dismissed your entire subculture as humorless dicks in that friends-only Livejournal I just wrote." #
  • 22:28 @avflox You've established some perverse incentives there, leaving the door open for stupid, yet modestly-endowed men. #
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Tweets for Today [Oct. 1st, 2008|06:04 am]
  • 19:42 @abartelby We don't get many Athertons here in Texas, which is why I spend most of my mental time elsewhere. Welcome to the party. #
  • 19:45 @nick Wow, Nick is really putting on the douchebag tonight. #
  • 19:50 @nick I have used Twitter to get overtures from Viagra salesmen, shut-ins who hate Sarah Palin, and a wide variety of bitter divorced women. #
  • 22:02 @avflox This is your fault, feeding me straight lines while I'm reading about Nick Douglas. #
  • 23:05 No, I do not want to save Uber. Can I click something to make you die faster? #
  • 00:47 Molly McAller forgives me. tinyurl.com/43drll And perhaps, by extension, all of us. #
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Tweets for Today [Sep. 30th, 2008|06:03 am]
  • 13:35 Finally got a Gawker link tinyurl.com/3z7qkv but the comments are so lackluster they're almost being NICE to me. #
  • 15:54 I'm afraid my first Gawker link is going to be a bit of a letdown -- just like sex and Armageddon. #
  • 15:55 So far the only things in my life that have lived up to their hype have been Mad Men and chocolate. #
  • 16:12 Game for Gawker commenters: How many people on your Friends list have quit or been banned? I count 3 of 9. #
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Be careful what you wish for, etc. [Sep. 29th, 2008|01:12 pm]
Gawker link:

http://gawker.com/5056326/raging-against-the-snark-machine

Suck it, Rhode!

Finally something to take the sting out of all that McSweeney's love.

Bad news: My ego is about to be ravaged by the finest unemployed writers in New York.
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Tweets for Today [Sep. 29th, 2008|05:01 am]
  • 23:24 George Will:The sainted American people are the problem here. The refusal to defer gratification is a fundamental attribute of childishness. #
  • 04:46 Is snark killing the web? tinyurl.com/54x9up #
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My taste in music... [Sep. 29th, 2008|04:38 am]
...has taken a dark and disturbing turn.



Also, please give this post lots of hits so my editor will think I said something original or important about this issue:

Is snark killing the web?
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Tweets for Today [Sep. 28th, 2008|05:04 am]

  • 19:42 @doublebound How did I miss this the first time? League of Democracies vs. the Axis of Evil. There's probably already six web comics. #

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Tweets for Today [Sep. 27th, 2008|05:01 am]
  • 20:53 Every time Obama interrupts McCain with, "That's not true." I'm going to chug a beer. Note: May be late for work tonight. #
  • 22:27 I had to leave the debate halfway through. When I left, two boring guys were policy wonking each other to death. Who won? #
  • 00:22 Quote of the night: Why does John McCain hate Spain? Also, the bracelet thing? Double shameless exploit fail. #
  • 00:25 You know when Grandpa gets stuck on a boring story but you can't interrupt him because he was in the WAR? That was McCain's whole night. #
  • 00:32 Here's the last thing I remember: "Barack Obama has never been to Afghanistan. I go to Afghanistan so much, I have 1 of my 8 homes there." #
  • 00:33 Until tonight, I didn't think it was possible for candidates to be negative AND boring. #
  • 00:43 @avflox A touching and provocative goodbye. Throw "butterscotch" in that sentence and you'll have a list of all my favorite things. #
  • 03:11 Does anyone doubt that these men hate each other? tinyurl.com/4z6fn7 #
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Tweets for Today [Sep. 26th, 2008|05:02 am]
  • 20:48 There's a cello in your house now. #
  • 20:50 He was that kind of ghost...the kind that couldn't love again. #
  • 20:55 God does dry cleaning. He wears a smock. #
  • 23:44 Back at work tonight. A shiny dime to anyone who can tell me what movie I quoted in my last three tweets. #
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Tweets for Today [Sep. 18th, 2008|05:03 am]

  • 10:49 My day: "Jesus has been banned. I'll check again in three days." #

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