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What I've been up to by Text today

  • May. 16th, 2008 at 6:05 AM
Goth, Lifetime, Fantastic, WTF, Marvin-Life, Gaming, Misunderstood, Angels, Batshit, Watch, Bitchcakes, England, Computer, Look, Marvin-Breathing-Depressed, Dead, Cunning, Kiss, Marvin-Computer-Hates-Me, Sword, Ninja, Better Politics, Belong, Categories, Clever, Fantastic Life, Science, Books, Hate, Hungry, Facepalm, A Toast, Innocent, Wave, Temptation, Hell, Nevermind, Bearhug, Black, Serious, Brain, Enjoy, Madness, Sisters, Shiny, Life, Snuggle, Citizen, Love, Awesome, End of the World, Free, Remember, Old, Mush, Mat Bowles, Macro, Ultraviolence, Boyfriend, Understand, Work, Names, Pub, Wrong, LJ-sex, Diplomacy, Truth, Arse, LJ-friends, OMG, Shopping, Dawkins, Anarchist, Gentleman, LJ-Marvin, D'oh!, Evil Genius, Review, Really Stupid, Switch, Nice, Declare, Believing, Laugh, Atheist, Tragic, Duty, Idiots, Smile, Fx-Serenity, Zombie-Monkey-QC, Think, grrr-argh, British, YARLY, Stupid, Coffee, Genius, Crivens!, Spam, Seeing, Love You, Prophet, ORLY, Goth Rome, Caffeine, Bad Laws, Travel, Collegium, Comment, Webstuff, Hold, Hugs, Smug, Blogging, Marvin-Brain, Religion, Depressed, Aten't Dead, LJ-Myspace, Politician, Politics, Death, Cool, Quantum, Bored, You win the Internet, Change, No Offense, Deja Vu, iThink-iAm, Taunt, LJ-Laid, Insane
My daily digest of texts, tweets and status updates.
  • 12:33 is laughing at Jennie for ringing me and saying "hello, is that the council tax office" Chace'd be a fine thing--bloody bills. #

Microblogging using LoudTwitter and Twitter. [info]matgb_twitter is there if you're mad enough.

Linkspam for 15-5-2008

  • May. 15th, 2008 at 6:34 AM
Goth, Lifetime, Fantastic, WTF, Marvin-Life, Gaming, Misunderstood, Angels, Batshit, Watch, Bitchcakes, England, Computer, Look, Marvin-Breathing-Depressed, Dead, Cunning, Kiss, Marvin-Computer-Hates-Me, Sword, Ninja, Better Politics, Belong, Categories, Clever, Fantastic Life, Science, Books, Hate, Hungry, Facepalm, A Toast, Innocent, Wave, Temptation, Hell, Nevermind, Bearhug, Black, Serious, Brain, Enjoy, Madness, Sisters, Shiny, Life, Snuggle, Citizen, Love, Awesome, End of the World, Free, Remember, Old, Mush, Mat Bowles, Macro, Ultraviolence, Boyfriend, Understand, Work, Names, Pub, Wrong, LJ-sex, Diplomacy, Truth, Arse, LJ-friends, OMG, Shopping, Dawkins, Anarchist, Gentleman, LJ-Marvin, D'oh!, Evil Genius, Review, Really Stupid, Switch, Nice, Declare, Believing, Laugh, Atheist, Tragic, Duty, Idiots, Smile, Fx-Serenity, Zombie-Monkey-QC, Think, grrr-argh, British, YARLY, Stupid, Coffee, Genius, Crivens!, Spam, Seeing, Love You, Prophet, ORLY, Goth Rome, Caffeine, Bad Laws, Travel, Collegium, Comment, Webstuff, Hold, Hugs, Smug, Blogging, Marvin-Brain, Religion, Depressed, Aten't Dead, LJ-Myspace, Politician, Politics, Death, Cool, Quantum, Bored, You win the Internet, Change, No Offense, Deja Vu, iThink-iAm, Taunt, LJ-Laid, Insane

Linkspam for 14-5-2008

  • May. 14th, 2008 at 6:33 AM
Goth, Lifetime, Fantastic, WTF, Marvin-Life, Gaming, Misunderstood, Angels, Batshit, Watch, Bitchcakes, England, Computer, Look, Marvin-Breathing-Depressed, Dead, Cunning, Kiss, Marvin-Computer-Hates-Me, Sword, Ninja, Better Politics, Belong, Categories, Clever, Fantastic Life, Science, Books, Hate, Hungry, Facepalm, A Toast, Innocent, Wave, Temptation, Hell, Nevermind, Bearhug, Black, Serious, Brain, Enjoy, Madness, Sisters, Shiny, Life, Snuggle, Citizen, Love, Awesome, End of the World, Free, Remember, Old, Mush, Mat Bowles, Macro, Ultraviolence, Boyfriend, Understand, Work, Names, Pub, Wrong, LJ-sex, Diplomacy, Truth, Arse, LJ-friends, OMG, Shopping, Dawkins, Anarchist, Gentleman, LJ-Marvin, D'oh!, Evil Genius, Review, Really Stupid, Switch, Nice, Declare, Believing, Laugh, Atheist, Tragic, Duty, Idiots, Smile, Fx-Serenity, Zombie-Monkey-QC, Think, grrr-argh, British, YARLY, Stupid, Coffee, Genius, Crivens!, Spam, Seeing, Love You, Prophet, ORLY, Goth Rome, Caffeine, Bad Laws, Travel, Collegium, Comment, Webstuff, Hold, Hugs, Smug, Blogging, Marvin-Brain, Religion, Depressed, Aten't Dead, LJ-Myspace, Politician, Politics, Death, Cool, Quantum, Bored, You win the Internet, Change, No Offense, Deja Vu, iThink-iAm, Taunt, LJ-Laid, Insane

Fantastic Films programme announced

  • May. 14th, 2008 at 6:00 AM
Goth, Lifetime, Fantastic, WTF, Marvin-Life, Gaming, Misunderstood, Angels, Batshit, Watch, Bitchcakes, England, Computer, Look, Marvin-Breathing-Depressed, Dead, Cunning, Kiss, Marvin-Computer-Hates-Me, Sword, Ninja, Better Politics, Belong, Categories, Clever, Fantastic Life, Science, Books, Hate, Hungry, Facepalm, A Toast, Innocent, Wave, Temptation, Hell, Nevermind, Bearhug, Black, Serious, Brain, Enjoy, Madness, Sisters, Shiny, Life, Snuggle, Citizen, Love, Awesome, End of the World, Free, Remember, Old, Mush, Mat Bowles, Macro, Ultraviolence, Boyfriend, Understand, Work, Names, Pub, Wrong, LJ-sex, Diplomacy, Truth, Arse, LJ-friends, OMG, Shopping, Dawkins, Anarchist, Gentleman, LJ-Marvin, D'oh!, Evil Genius, Review, Really Stupid, Switch, Nice, Declare, Believing, Laugh, Atheist, Tragic, Duty, Idiots, Smile, Fx-Serenity, Zombie-Monkey-QC, Think, grrr-argh, British, YARLY, Stupid, Coffee, Genius, Crivens!, Spam, Seeing, Love You, Prophet, ORLY, Goth Rome, Caffeine, Bad Laws, Travel, Collegium, Comment, Webstuff, Hold, Hugs, Smug, Blogging, Marvin-Brain, Religion, Depressed, Aten't Dead, LJ-Myspace, Politician, Politics, Death, Cool, Quantum, Bored, You win the Internet, Change, No Offense, Deja Vu, iThink-iAm, Taunt, LJ-Laid, Insane
Just received by email from the organisers of the 7th Fantastic Films Weekend (Friday 13 to Sunday 15 June):
Hot off the press (or whatever the equivalent is on the interweb) here's the full FFW 2008 programme, almost all confirmed...

Cut for length )
Weekend Pass £40 (£35 concs)
Day Pass £20 (£15 concs)
Grindhouse/Dr. Phibes double-bills £10 (£7 concs)
BTW. Passes do NOT include IMAX titles

If you've got any questions let me know. Oh, and I hope to have at least some of the John Carpenter's exclusive intro to The Thing on YouTube for you all in the next week or so, as a nice little teaser.

Cheers,

Your friends at FFW HQ
I've bolded the stuff I'd like to see, but nothing specifc yet—some of the stuff I haven't highlighted (like Phibes) is cool but I've watched it recently as Jennie's got the DVD. It's in Bradford, 20 minutes by bus from us here in Brighouse, anyone wanting advice for accommodation give us a shout, sofa space may still be available.

Facebook event for those interested.

Poll: Marry, Shag or kill?

  • May. 13th, 2008 at 8:39 PM
Goth, Lifetime, Fantastic, WTF, Marvin-Life, Gaming, Misunderstood, Angels, Batshit, Watch, Bitchcakes, England, Computer, Look, Marvin-Breathing-Depressed, Dead, Cunning, Kiss, Marvin-Computer-Hates-Me, Sword, Ninja, Better Politics, Belong, Categories, Clever, Fantastic Life, Science, Books, Hate, Hungry, Facepalm, A Toast, Innocent, Wave, Temptation, Hell, Nevermind, Bearhug, Black, Serious, Brain, Enjoy, Madness, Sisters, Shiny, Life, Snuggle, Citizen, Love, Awesome, End of the World, Free, Remember, Old, Mush, Mat Bowles, Macro, Ultraviolence, Boyfriend, Understand, Work, Names, Pub, Wrong, LJ-sex, Diplomacy, Truth, Arse, LJ-friends, OMG, Shopping, Dawkins, Anarchist, Gentleman, LJ-Marvin, D'oh!, Evil Genius, Review, Really Stupid, Switch, Nice, Declare, Believing, Laugh, Atheist, Tragic, Duty, Idiots, Smile, Fx-Serenity, Zombie-Monkey-QC, Think, grrr-argh, British, YARLY, Stupid, Coffee, Genius, Crivens!, Spam, Seeing, Love You, Prophet, ORLY, Goth Rome, Caffeine, Bad Laws, Travel, Collegium, Comment, Webstuff, Hold, Hugs, Smug, Blogging, Marvin-Brain, Religion, Depressed, Aten't Dead, LJ-Myspace, Politician, Politics, Death, Cool, Quantum, Bored, You win the Internet, Change, No Offense, Deja Vu, iThink-iAm, Taunt, LJ-Laid, Insane
I've mentioned that shared brain thing, right? I finished reading something, got up to go check on the pizzas, stole a kiss from Jennie on the way past and said I had a poll to post when I got back up. She showed me her screen and asked if it would look a bit like this. To which the answer is yes, yes it would. Female voters 'fancy Cameron' apparently, but we're both convinced it's the old shag, marry or kill question, so here we go.
Poll #1187280 Bag, Shag, or Crag
Open to: All, results viewable to: None

Bag, Shag or Crag?

Bag Brown, Shag Cameron, Crag Clegg
2 (11.8%)

Bag Brown, Shag Clegg, Crag Cameron
2 (11.8%)

Bag Cameron, Shag Brown, Crag Clegg
0 (0.0%)

Bag Cameron, Shag Clegg, Crag Brown
5 (29.4%)

Bag Clegg, Shag Brown, Crag Cameron
1 (5.9%)

Bag Clegg, Shag Cameron, Crag Brown
7 (41.2%)

Does this view have any bearing on how you are likely to vote?

Does it bollocks!
18 (94.7%)

Yes, because I am *that* shallow.
1 (5.3%)


(trying inserting her poll into my post, might not work, will likely take you to her post when you vote, never done this before)

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  • May. 13th, 2008 at 8:13 PM
Goth, Lifetime, Fantastic, WTF, Marvin-Life, Gaming, Misunderstood, Angels, Batshit, Watch, Bitchcakes, England, Computer, Look, Marvin-Breathing-Depressed, Dead, Cunning, Kiss, Marvin-Computer-Hates-Me, Sword, Ninja, Better Politics, Belong, Categories, Clever, Fantastic Life, Science, Books, Hate, Hungry, Facepalm, A Toast, Innocent, Wave, Temptation, Hell, Nevermind, Bearhug, Black, Serious, Brain, Enjoy, Madness, Sisters, Shiny, Life, Snuggle, Citizen, Love, Awesome, End of the World, Free, Remember, Old, Mush, Mat Bowles, Macro, Ultraviolence, Boyfriend, Understand, Work, Names, Pub, Wrong, LJ-sex, Diplomacy, Truth, Arse, LJ-friends, OMG, Shopping, Dawkins, Anarchist, Gentleman, LJ-Marvin, D'oh!, Evil Genius, Review, Really Stupid, Switch, Nice, Declare, Believing, Laugh, Atheist, Tragic, Duty, Idiots, Smile, Fx-Serenity, Zombie-Monkey-QC, Think, grrr-argh, British, YARLY, Stupid, Coffee, Genius, Crivens!, Spam, Seeing, Love You, Prophet, ORLY, Goth Rome, Caffeine, Bad Laws, Travel, Collegium, Comment, Webstuff, Hold, Hugs, Smug, Blogging, Marvin-Brain, Religion, Depressed, Aten't Dead, LJ-Myspace, Politician, Politics, Death, Cool, Quantum, Bored, You win the Internet, Change, No Offense, Deja Vu, iThink-iAm, Taunt, LJ-Laid, Insane
Hah, Guru [info]rhodri's new book is available for pre-order at Amazon:
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It's only £6 (and if you reserve it on pre-order then bookstores will stock more which helps him, right, no obligation to actually cough up later), although given most of my posts at the moment are already linkblogging...
Goth, Lifetime, Fantastic, WTF, Marvin-Life, Gaming, Misunderstood, Angels, Batshit, Watch, Bitchcakes, England, Computer, Look, Marvin-Breathing-Depressed, Dead, Cunning, Kiss, Marvin-Computer-Hates-Me, Sword, Ninja, Better Politics, Belong, Categories, Clever, Fantastic Life, Science, Books, Hate, Hungry, Facepalm, A Toast, Innocent, Wave, Temptation, Hell, Nevermind, Bearhug, Black, Serious, Brain, Enjoy, Madness, Sisters, Shiny, Life, Snuggle, Citizen, Love, Awesome, End of the World, Free, Remember, Old, Mush, Mat Bowles, Macro, Ultraviolence, Boyfriend, Understand, Work, Names, Pub, Wrong, LJ-sex, Diplomacy, Truth, Arse, LJ-friends, OMG, Shopping, Dawkins, Anarchist, Gentleman, LJ-Marvin, D'oh!, Evil Genius, Review, Really Stupid, Switch, Nice, Declare, Believing, Laugh, Atheist, Tragic, Duty, Idiots, Smile, Fx-Serenity, Zombie-Monkey-QC, Think, grrr-argh, British, YARLY, Stupid, Coffee, Genius, Crivens!, Spam, Seeing, Love You, Prophet, ORLY, Goth Rome, Caffeine, Bad Laws, Travel, Collegium, Comment, Webstuff, Hold, Hugs, Smug, Blogging, Marvin-Brain, Religion, Depressed, Aten't Dead, LJ-Myspace, Politician, Politics, Death, Cool, Quantum, Bored, You win the Internet, Change, No Offense, Deja Vu, iThink-iAm, Taunt, LJ-Laid, Insane
Chortle reports that Vegas is suing[2] over the allegations made by the Guardian[1] and hinted at in The Times. The original story sparked a (justifiable) series of complaints and posts, including boycott and letter writing as well as a good explanation from Jennie about why the audience and alleged victim may have kept quiet.

Vegas himself has not commented fully but has said I haven't done anything wrong (ETA: since I wrote this, the Press Gazette has covered the story and has comments from Vegas[3]). Given the nature of the UK libel laws this makes sense—his lawyers will've told him to stay quiet and not mention specifics, and they'll likely push for an out of court settlement. If it does go to court, unfortunately, the odds are in his favour to win the case. English libel law notoriously favours the plaintiff and all he he needs to demonstrate is that his reputation was hurt (uncontestable); the Guardian'll need to, they need to demonstrate that their version of events is a reasonable interpretation (and he'll only need a few audience witnesses to say otherwise unfortunately). Teh Graun pretty much needs the girl herself to come forward else they've lost. Have I mentioned English libel law is an arse? I think I might've.

Of course, he does have a few witnesses on his side already, this commenter at the Evening Standard Comedy Blog for example:
I too was at the show on Friday and from my vantage point in the second row, I can honestly say that the female audience member in question appeared to thoroughly enjoy the experience. Coming off stage she looked as if she had just won the lottery.
and as Chortle observes:
Did his ‘victim’ feel uncomfortable, too? Undoubtedly. I certainly did. Did she feel abused? Only she can tell. It’s the million dollar question that Vegas’s reputation rests upon. Or maybe the damage has already been done.
We'll be watching this one closely I suspect. Tim? I'll be in touch mate.

[1] Guardian has removed the story as a result of the action, it was here.

[2] A few of the articles I link to have now been removed or locked down by the sites that published them due to liability concerns—no one wants to get sued for libel. Worth reiterating to commenters that under the T&Cs of Livejournal, each individual is responsible for their own comments—this is a public post and Schillings have a rep for searching blogs (see tag).

[3] From Tim at Bloggerheads in his post linking here. A note for non-LJ commenters )

Linkspam for 12-5-2008

  • May. 12th, 2008 at 6:31 AM
Goth, Lifetime, Fantastic, WTF, Marvin-Life, Gaming, Misunderstood, Angels, Batshit, Watch, Bitchcakes, England, Computer, Look, Marvin-Breathing-Depressed, Dead, Cunning, Kiss, Marvin-Computer-Hates-Me, Sword, Ninja, Better Politics, Belong, Categories, Clever, Fantastic Life, Science, Books, Hate, Hungry, Facepalm, A Toast, Innocent, Wave, Temptation, Hell, Nevermind, Bearhug, Black, Serious, Brain, Enjoy, Madness, Sisters, Shiny, Life, Snuggle, Citizen, Love, Awesome, End of the World, Free, Remember, Old, Mush, Mat Bowles, Macro, Ultraviolence, Boyfriend, Understand, Work, Names, Pub, Wrong, LJ-sex, Diplomacy, Truth, Arse, LJ-friends, OMG, Shopping, Dawkins, Anarchist, Gentleman, LJ-Marvin, D'oh!, Evil Genius, Review, Really Stupid, Switch, Nice, Declare, Believing, Laugh, Atheist, Tragic, Duty, Idiots, Smile, Fx-Serenity, Zombie-Monkey-QC, Think, grrr-argh, British, YARLY, Stupid, Coffee, Genius, Crivens!, Spam, Seeing, Love You, Prophet, ORLY, Goth Rome, Caffeine, Bad Laws, Travel, Collegium, Comment, Webstuff, Hold, Hugs, Smug, Blogging, Marvin-Brain, Religion, Depressed, Aten't Dead, LJ-Myspace, Politician, Politics, Death, Cool, Quantum, Bored, You win the Internet, Change, No Offense, Deja Vu, iThink-iAm, Taunt, LJ-Laid, Insane

Linkspam for 11-5-2008

  • May. 11th, 2008 at 6:30 AM
Goth, Lifetime, Fantastic, WTF, Marvin-Life, Gaming, Misunderstood, Angels, Batshit, Watch, Bitchcakes, England, Computer, Look, Marvin-Breathing-Depressed, Dead, Cunning, Kiss, Marvin-Computer-Hates-Me, Sword, Ninja, Better Politics, Belong, Categories, Clever, Fantastic Life, Science, Books, Hate, Hungry, Facepalm, A Toast, Innocent, Wave, Temptation, Hell, Nevermind, Bearhug, Black, Serious, Brain, Enjoy, Madness, Sisters, Shiny, Life, Snuggle, Citizen, Love, Awesome, End of the World, Free, Remember, Old, Mush, Mat Bowles, Macro, Ultraviolence, Boyfriend, Understand, Work, Names, Pub, Wrong, LJ-sex, Diplomacy, Truth, Arse, LJ-friends, OMG, Shopping, Dawkins, Anarchist, Gentleman, LJ-Marvin, D'oh!, Evil Genius, Review, Really Stupid, Switch, Nice, Declare, Believing, Laugh, Atheist, Tragic, Duty, Idiots, Smile, Fx-Serenity, Zombie-Monkey-QC, Think, grrr-argh, British, YARLY, Stupid, Coffee, Genius, Crivens!, Spam, Seeing, Love You, Prophet, ORLY, Goth Rome, Caffeine, Bad Laws, Travel, Collegium, Comment, Webstuff, Hold, Hugs, Smug, Blogging, Marvin-Brain, Religion, Depressed, Aten't Dead, LJ-Myspace, Politician, Politics, Death, Cool, Quantum, Bored, You win the Internet, Change, No Offense, Deja Vu, iThink-iAm, Taunt, LJ-Laid, Insane

What I've been up to by Text today

  • May. 11th, 2008 at 6:06 AM
Goth, Lifetime, Fantastic, WTF, Marvin-Life, Gaming, Misunderstood, Angels, Batshit, Watch, Bitchcakes, England, Computer, Look, Marvin-Breathing-Depressed, Dead, Cunning, Kiss, Marvin-Computer-Hates-Me, Sword, Ninja, Better Politics, Belong, Categories, Clever, Fantastic Life, Science, Books, Hate, Hungry, Facepalm, A Toast, Innocent, Wave, Temptation, Hell, Nevermind, Bearhug, Black, Serious, Brain, Enjoy, Madness, Sisters, Shiny, Life, Snuggle, Citizen, Love, Awesome, End of the World, Free, Remember, Old, Mush, Mat Bowles, Macro, Ultraviolence, Boyfriend, Understand, Work, Names, Pub, Wrong, LJ-sex, Diplomacy, Truth, Arse, LJ-friends, OMG, Shopping, Dawkins, Anarchist, Gentleman, LJ-Marvin, D'oh!, Evil Genius, Review, Really Stupid, Switch, Nice, Declare, Believing, Laugh, Atheist, Tragic, Duty, Idiots, Smile, Fx-Serenity, Zombie-Monkey-QC, Think, grrr-argh, British, YARLY, Stupid, Coffee, Genius, Crivens!, Spam, Seeing, Love You, Prophet, ORLY, Goth Rome, Caffeine, Bad Laws, Travel, Collegium, Comment, Webstuff, Hold, Hugs, Smug, Blogging, Marvin-Brain, Religion, Depressed, Aten't Dead, LJ-Myspace, Politician, Politics, Death, Cool, Quantum, Bored, You win the Internet, Change, No Offense, Deja Vu, iThink-iAm, Taunt, LJ-Laid, Insane
My daily digest of texts, tweets and status updates.
  • 19:29 so the next Doctor Who spin off is... #

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I'm Mat Bowles, a Devonshire lad displaced to Yorkshire. I'm an analyst specialising in politics and make a living from IT marketing, please don't hold that against me.

Coalition For Choice

This is my personal general interest journal where I write about or link to whatever I've fond that amused, intrigued or enraged me at the time. I'm a committed liberal, equalist and atheist, but I really like it when people can demonstrate I'm wrong, and have close friends with whom I completely disagree on some if not all of those points.
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