maryavatar ([info]maryavatar) wrote,
@ 2003-10-24 19:10:00
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Current mood: silly

Completely pointless crossover drabble
So... a while ago I had this plot bunny about Andrew Wells trying to summon a sex demon, and getting Seamus Harper by accident. It was a pretty shameless attempt to picture my two favourite slash puppies getting it on, and even I have limits when it comes to bizarre plot devices, so it died a natural death.

However... no one expects a drabble to make sense. Who can make sense in only 100 words? I give you the completely pointless crossover drabble challenge. Grab two pretty boys (or girls) from any fandom, purely for the sexy mental image. If I get more than five I'll even make a shiny page for them on my nice new website.

My completely pointless attempt

Title: Summoning Harpers
Rating: PG13
Fandoms: Andromeda/Buffy
Disclaimer: They're not mine, I'm just borrowing them. I promise to sponge them down before I put them back.

*THUMP* Harper landed on Andrew's rug.

"You're not a sex demon!" Andrew said, jumping back.

"What the fu... oh crap, not again." Harper stood up and started taking off his clothes.

"Oh. You are a sex demon."

"Nuh uh; look up."

Andrew looked up, blinking. "What's that?"

"It's a disclaimer. It means we have to have sex now." Harper was down to his boxers.

"The Powers That Be want us to have sex?"

"Well, if by 'Powers' you mean a sexually frustrated housewife, then yeah. Pretty much."

Andrew thought about it for a moment, then pulled off his shirt. "'K."


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[info]ash_llelo
2003-10-24 12:07 pm UTC (link)
"Well, if by 'Powers' you mean a sexually frustrated housewife, then yeah. Pretty much."
Ahaha! :D
Hate that you've not been getting what ya need from UG, but LOVE that it makes you write things like this!
The untapped power of sexually frustrated housewives, imagine what a force for evilgood that could be...the only thing that could stop a United Housewife revolution would be an army of pretty, little, spiky-haired blond niblets ready for molestation. ;)

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[info]maryavatar
2003-10-24 12:32 pm UTC (link)
Heh, I have argued many times that the world would be a much safer and more peaceful place if everyone got laid regularly.

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[info]unovis_lj
2003-10-24 01:27 pm UTC (link)
[hmm, don't usually do girls, but these two belong together -- can you tell I'm avoiding work?]


She had the right dress, the right hat, the right tension tool tucked tight against her thigh. Amanda gave a little shimmy to check for bulges; then another, for the peach silk step-ins. Luncheon time on the Flying Scotsman, and Lady Worplesdon never wore pearls before seven.

No witnesses, change of trains, empty compartment. She propped her shoe on the seat, flipped up her hem, and reached between her legs. The door slammed open; Amanda looked up into the widening eyes of a slim girl with vivid red hair.

The door closed. "Bobbie Wickham. Want me to rouge your knees?"

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um, Train Job
PG-13?
Highlander/Wodehouse
Not mine, not for profit

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[info]unovis_lj
2003-10-24 03:17 pm UTC (link)
did this in a hurry, realize that she probably couldn't have switched trains off the FS like that. I'll check my guide to trains in Wodehouse & make corrections, if you ever use these anywhere.

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[info]maryavatar
2003-10-24 03:50 pm UTC (link)
Hee! OMG, Highlander sneaks into yet another fandom! And I can totally see Amada doing naughty train girl-sex.

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[info]aphedas
2003-10-24 02:23 pm UTC (link)
*snickers* Funny.

My attempt:

Wesley heard footsteps.

"Lilah?" A distinctly male voice answered him.

"Captain Archer." Wesley sat up in the bed, stretching his arms. The sheet dropped further; Archer found himself mentally tracing lines down his chest. The view improved immediately, as a naked Wesley flung him against the wall. The sword was slightly disconcerting, but definitely worth it from Archer's perspective.

"No, put that away. We're meant to fuck, not fight."

"Actually, I doubt that, especially since I have no idea who you are."

"Don't need to. It should be Andrew. Unfortunately he got over-excited. So, you, me, now."

So they did.

Wesley/Captain Archer
Angel/Enterprise
Second Best is Good Enough

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[info]maryavatar
2003-10-24 03:53 pm UTC (link)
*dies laughing*

I'm imagining Andrew's response to Captain Archer appearing in his room. Something along the lines of:

Oh. OH! OHMIGOD! *faints*

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[info]aphedas
2003-10-24 04:38 pm UTC (link)
That was exactly what happened! Too clever. ;) It had to be cut due to the 100 word thing, but yeah, he definitely fainted.

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[info]rivier
2003-10-24 04:05 pm UTC (link)
and if you don't know how much I love you after this...


There was an inexplicable snap, crackle, POP!

The air in Machine Shop 5 had suddenly gone very testosterone-y.

Harper opened his mouth, but before he could squeal "Intruder alert!" a large, rough hand was clamped firmly over it.

"Damn, boy," Jayne said pleasantly, "You feel like you haven't been sexed-up in a month of Sundays."

He pulled Harper closer and rubbed him up and down over the alarmingly huge bulge in his crotch.

Harper smirked, wriggling. "Wow, your freaking foreplay technique is worse than Tyr's!"

"Purty mouth. Why don't you do something useful with it?"

Harper didn't need asking twice.

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[info]maryavatar
2003-10-24 04:26 pm UTC (link)
Eeee! Oh the dirty Jayney goodness, I feel all unsettled now :)

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[info]mayatawi
2003-10-25 09:22 am UTC (link)
Ahahaha!

::faints::

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[info]mayatawi
2003-10-25 09:46 am UTC (link)
The Attack of the Sluttish Redheads! Sorry for the anime, I couldn't help myself *g* And the first line is an observation by the inimitable [info]viridian5.

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"Nice hair," Schuldig said. "Wouldn't call it blood-colored, though. Looks more like fruit punch to me."

Gojyo recovered quickly. "And yourself. You know, 'conditioner' isn't always preceded by 'air'."

"Clever. We gonna snipe, or we gonna screw?"

"I'm a ladies' man," Gojyo said. "Sorry."

Schuldig smiled. "Not anymore."

Gojyo hesitated. He looked torn. "All right, but I'm not an uke, got it? No offense, I just don't do the bottom-- or rather, I do do the bottom, if you know what I'm saying."

Schuldig smirked.

"Oh," he purred, "I think you'd be surprised at what I could make you do."

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[info]mayatawi
2003-10-25 09:49 am UTC (link)
Oh yeah-- Weiss Kreuz/Saiyuki. Title? Er... "Coercion"?

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[info]maryavatar
2003-10-25 02:50 pm UTC (link)
Hee! Good thing you told me, I'd be clueless otherwise. Go slutty redheads!

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[info]mayatawi
2003-10-25 04:01 pm UTC (link)
Sluttish redheads make the world go 'round. ::nods solemnly::

Well, them and gravity.

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[info]maryavatar
2003-10-25 04:04 pm UTC (link)
LOL!

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