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[01] Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post as The Controversial Survey?

Oooh, I don't know. Can I back out now?

[02] Would you do meth if it was legalised?

No, it's probably the most terrible drug out there. Doesn't look like much fun, and destroys your body more quickly than heroin. No thanks.

[03] Abortion: for or against it?

For, and frankly still confused by people who aren't.

[04] Do you think the world would fail with a female president?

Whoa, president of the world sounds like a pretty fantastic title!

[05] Do you believe in the death penalty?

No.

[06] Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?

Absolutely.

[07] Are you for or against premarital sex?

It seems pretty unrealistic and backward to assume someone's ever gonna have sex with one person for their entire lives, doesn't it?

[08] Do you believe in God?

Sorry, no.

[09] Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?

Absolutely.

[10] Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?

No.

[11] A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?

I doubt it would end up well, but if there was a loving and supporting family to help her care for it, it might be a great idea.

[12] Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?

I like how this quiz assumes everyone who's taking it is American (and also thinks the president of the United States = president of the world).
Sure, why not? How many kids do you know who aren't out getting fucked up at eighteen anyway? It's normal.

[13] Should the war in Iraq be called off?

No war today guys, on account of a dust storm.

[14] Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?

I do agree that it is illegal, yes.

[15] Do you believe in spanking your children?

No.

[16] Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?

I'd burn it for any amount of money, no matter how small. It's a piece of cloth, who cares?

[17] Who do you think would make a better president? McCain or Obama?

Probably Obama just based on the fact he's more likely to actually live out his term.

[18] Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?

Goodness! I might cry!

i've been sick for the past week or so with a mild to semi severe cold, and bob just got infected with it. he usually deals with these things well but this one just hit him like a ton of bricks. in fact i think this may be the most ill i've ever seen him. he's refusing my offers of food, water or a backrub and seems to be puking alot. i feel useless :/

1) Copy this list into your site, including the instructions!
2) Bold all of the sweets you’ve eaten!
3) Cross out any of them that you’d never ever eat.
4) Consider anything that is not bold or crossed out your “To Do” List.

1. Red Velvet Cake
2. Princess Torte
3. Whoopie Pie
4. Apple Pie either topped or baked with sharp cheddar
5. Beignet
6. Baklava
7. Black and white cookie
8. Seven Layer Bar (also known as the Magic Bar or Hello Dolly bars)
9. Fried Fruit pie (sometimes called hand pies)
10. Kringle
11. Just-fried (still hot) doughnut
12. Scone with clotted cream
13. Betty, Grunt, Slump, Buckle or Pandowdy
14. Halvah
15. Macarons
16. Banana pudding with nilla wafers
17. Bubble tea (with tapioca “pearls”)
18. Dixie Cup
19. Rice Krispie treats
20. Alfajores
21. Blondies
22. Croquembouche
23. Girl Scout cookies
24. Moon cake
25. Candy Apple
26. Baked Alaska
27. Brooklyn Egg Cream
28. Nanaimo bar
29. Baba au rhum
30. King Cake
31. Sachertorte
32. Pavlova
33. Tres Leches Cake
34. Trifle
35. Shoofly Pie
36. Key Lime Pie (made with real key lime)
37. Panna Cotta
38. New York Cheesecake
39. Napoleon / mille-fueille
40. Russian Tea Cake / Mexican Wedding Cake
41. Anzac biscuits
42. Pizzelle
43. Kolache
44. Buckeyes
45. Malasadas
46. Moon Pie
47. Dutch baby
48. Boston Cream Pie
49. Homemade chocolate chip cookies
50. Pralines
51. Gooey butter cake
52. Rusks
53. Daifuku
54. Green tea cake or cookies
55. Cupcakes from a cupcake shop
56. Crème brûlée
57. Some sort of deep fried fair food (twinkie, candy bar, cupcake)
58. Yellow cake with chocolate frosting
59. Jelly Roll
60. Pop Tarts
61. Charlotte Russe
62. An “upside down” dessert (Pineapple upside down cake or Tarte Tatin)
63. Hummingbird Cake
64. Jell-O from a mold
65. Black forest cake
66. Mock Apple Pie (Ritz Cracker Pie)
67. Kulfi
68. Linzer torte
69. Churro
70. Stollen
71. Angel Food Cake
72. Mincemeat pie
73. Concha
74. Opera Cake
75. Sfogliatelle / Lobster tail
76. Pain au chocolat
77. A piece of Gingerbread House
78. Cassata
79. Cannoli
80. Rainbow cookies
81. Religieuse
82. Petits fours
83. Chocolate Souffle
84. Bienenstich (Bee Sting Cake)
85. Rugelach
86. Hamenstashen
87. Homemade marshmallows
88. Rigo Janci
89. Pie or cake made with candy bar flavors (Snickers pie, Reeses pie, etc)
90. Divinity
91. Coke or Cola cake
92. Gateau Basque
93. S’mores
94. Figgy Pudding
95. Bananas foster or other flaming dessert
96. Joe Froggers
97. Sables
98. Millionaire’s Shortbread
99. Animal crackers
100. Basbousa

once again proving i don't have a very diverse palette. oh well. at least this time i've got the excuse of not being a big sweets fan.

so here you go


an absolute jerkwater of a town!

whaaaaaat the heck?

bob's made friends with this strange vietnam vet named larry. i'm not entirely sure i approve of it since the dude seems like he's half off his rocker. but i guess i'm glad he helped larry to get an ambulance tonight when his chest was feeling tight.
i also enjoy larry had a t shirt on tonight that said 'celebrate life...with ketchup!' what in the fuck.

bob is the most nonchalant puker i know.

for the last WEEK (ridiculous) i haven't been able to sync my ipod up with itunes.

i get this error and only this error:

"this ipod cannot be used because the apple mobile device is not started."


what the fuck does this even mean? i've read through every manual on the ipod touch i can find online and talked to other people i know who have it. still no solutions. HELP!

from wfmu.

and share them with you.
microwave recipes from a schizoprenic.

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joe biden kept bringing up scranton in the vice presidential debate in order to seem more folksy. honestly extremely irritating me. biden you are now banished from my city, shut the fuck up. we are not a manipulation tool! you only lived here until you were eight, you have no right to claim a stake in a city you barely lived in!

i was on the edge of rage when hillary pulled this shit in the primaries. now i'm just totally fed up with us being the posterchild for small town america.

hmph.

my cubicle. whee.....


scranton chapter of the black panthers


come on fellas, that thing cost a whopping five bucks!


found this in the breakroom. its 't-shirt' says 'here is a granola bar if you ever get hungry. stop stealing my shit!' (paraphrasing, the actual version was longer and quite possibly even ruder, the only words i remember clearly are 'granola bar' and 'stealing my shit!') if i had a better photo of it i'd submit it to passiveaggressivenotes.com . at least i tried to be friendly about mine :(

tried unsuccessfully to get a picture of my annoying as hell nerdy co worker roy, who has suddenly decided it's completely appropriate to start wearing a cat 'o nine tails attached to his belt at all times (mind you this is with dress shirts and pants). even more disturbing than the workday he spent casually wearing knee and elbow pads at his cubicle and around the office.

Let others know a little more about yourself. Re-post this as your name followed by "-ology"



What is your salad dressing of choice?
french

What is your favourite sit-down restaurant?
i think i just acquired a new one, don pancho villa mexican restaurant on pittston ave. tiny, bright interior, cheap, delicious.

What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
hm..probably salami and cheese on whole wheat or a greek caesar salad, which i know sounds boring.

What are your pizza toppings of choice?
jalapeno, black olives, and pepperoni.

What do you like to put on your toast?
i only eat toast a grand total of maybe once a year (usually when i have the flu and can't eat anything that isn't bland) but when i do, either raspberry jam or a little butter, sugar and cinnamon.

*TECHNOLOGY*

What is your wallpaper on your computer?
at work it's plain blue, at home it's a silly picture of a SomethingAwful member dressed all foppishly.

How many televisions are in your house?
1

What color cell phone do you have?
black, but i painted it with silver glitter.

*BIOLOGY*

Are you right-handed or left-handed?
left.

Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
four regular adult teeth (crowded tiny mouth) and two wisdom teeth

What is the last heavy item you lifted?
a jug of water for the water cooler at work.

Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
no, i don't think i have.

*BULLCRAPOLOGY*

If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
absolutely not!

If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
something that doesn't sound like an old woman's, don't know what though.

Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1,000?
sure! i'd probably even enjoy it.

*DUMBOLOGY*

How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
one, and i won them in a pub quiz. they're falling apart.

Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
don't know if this counts but yesterday i was on my way to work and i caught a group of about ten cops just off-shift walking to their cars, one of them started singing rihanna's 'umbrella' and the rest started dancing. there were lots of fat men popping and locking. one tried to do the robot.
other than that lovely sighting i guess when i accidentally set my mother's house on fire a few years back.

What do you want to be when you grow up?
older.

Last person you talked to?
bob.

Last person you hugged?
bob.

*FAVORITOLOGY*

Season?
fall

Holiday?
honestly i'm pretty apathetic about all of them.

Day of the week?
saturday

Month?
march

*CURRENTOLOGY*

Missing someone?
nope

Mood?
pissed off

Listening to?
tv in the background.

Watching?
the screen as i type, how about that!

Worrying about?
finances.

*RANDOMOLOGY*

First place you went this morning?
the shitter.

What can you not wait to do?
have a beer

What's the last movie you saw?
michael moore's slacker uprising. don't bother with it, it's awful.

Do you smile often?
probably less than the normal person, i'm pretty surly.

bob and i should HAVE our own anime.


i think his came out a lot better :( i even got the shitty stubbly facial hair right.

got to pepper spray a crackhead in an alleyway tonight for trying to steal my bag! it was very satisfying.

steve makes it with his stone-faced performance.

so google's put up http://www.google.com/search2001.html and of course, being narcissistic as always, i googled myself. for your amusement, pictures i scanned in 1999 (and by the way, all pictures are going to revolve around my then very acute obsession with the spice girls):
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first day back to work was about as enjoyable as getting repeatedly stabbed in the eyeball with a hot poker. the daytime nerd (post-it note guy) stayed late to help with a huge amount of work we had to get done by the end of the day, and proceeded to spend the evening singing journey and billy joel completely out of tune, constantly quoting anchorman and office space, and bickering/gossiping with nighttime nerd about anime and video games.
end of the story, i'm glad i just found an extra cigarette lying around.

new additions to our block: tattoo parlor, vegan cafe, earth-friendly clothing store. fucking christ almighty. maybe i am beginning to see the light on this bob having a gun thing afterall... free shooting gallery of obnoxious hipster shitheads at my disposal every time i walk out the door. all we need now is a head shop or a hookah bar and my supply will never run out.

true love


coffee machines and baseball bats. not the best of friends.

today's going to be hectic.

Jennifer Herrema

oh and rtx/royal trux, also great.

http://www.myspace.com/rtx

Welp, found out yesterday that my old boss at Boscov's is a child molester.
I always knew there was something a little off about him.

ha! just found shat on soulseek. amazing.
no one outside of this city will probably even think this is noteworthy but trust me it's a great thing.


edit: rip paul newman, i liked your dressings! take care of our friend wendy in fluffy kitty cloud dead land.

this, my friends, is a beautiful sight.
after well over a month of there being an overflowing pile of fungus-spawning dishes in and around the sink, i finally got it clean. (once the fruit flies showed up i was pretty much forced to!)
i'm slowly defilthifying the place this week, and it feels nice.
oh the life of a lazy drunk couple.

by the way did anyone see the season premiere episode of the office? i don't like the weird direction they're taking all sorts of interoffice relationships in, two thumbs down from this lady. the only redeeming part of the episode was michael scott's funny little goatee beard.

for bob's birthday we did...absolutely nothing. sat around the house, had a hug, and he ate some of the homemade lasagna i made the previous night. looks like today we might be going to see ghost town and find a new mexican restaurant to eat dinner at, though. i have heard from several people south scranton has a bunch of new little ones that are worth trying out, but no names were given, so it's going to be hit-or-miss. ADVENTURE!

BONUS TOILET PICTURE!

what a hellhole.



and as this has seemingly become a stream-of-consciousness add-on-at-will entry, how embarassing was that mccain-obama debate last night? holy shit. both of them were juvenile, resorting to namecalling at times, and didn't even attempt to follow the time rules jim lehrer had decided upon even remotely. mccain refused to ever even look obama in the eye and chuckled to himself about just about everything the guy said. i was embarassed for both of them. but i will give obama the ice burn award for bringing up 'bomb bomb iran', that takes some brass balls.

book meme
* Grab the nearest book.
* Open the book to page 56.
* Find the fifth sentence.
* Post the text of the next sentence* in your journal along with these instructions.
* Don't dig for your favorite book, the cool book, or the intellectual one: pick the CLOSEST.

"As I planned the menu for dinner, my Rich Uncle commented on the broom straw I had just placed through my earring holes."

Sunday's party is Hitler moustache themed. Good thing I have lots of eyeliner handy...

anderson cooper is probably the cutest and nicest and most amusing all around news reporter i've ever seen, i'm in love with him and need to grow a wang so i can woo him.

well, i guess it turns out the circumstances of our friend's death are so mysterious because an autopsy has yet to be preformed and she died alone in her apartment. it is suspected she died from complications of a congenital heart defect, though.

a friend of ours died suddenly on monday. the wake is today. bob, simo, and matt are going but i opted out as i only hung out with her a few times and barely spoke to her at all (didn't feel it appropriate to attend as it's a close friends and family only thing - may go to the funeral tomorrow however). it's been a pretty major shock to everyone, and yet no one seems to know how she passed away. i wonder if she had been hiding an illness. less than a month ago i was getting drunk with her and watching her jump around playing basketball with my friends, and now she's gone.

http://current.com/items/89337913_diesel_sfw_xxx_fashion_firm_makes_cheeky_sfw_porn_ad

one can only assume inspired by somethingawful.com's 'let's make porn sfw' photoshop contests (which always rule)

think this would turn out alright without the cilantro? If so, maybe i'll put it on the to-do list for this week's meals. Even though we are planning on staking out some good mexican food, it might be overkill...sounds good though.

edit
for the linklazy
Enchilada Casserole
Ingredients:
9 six-inch flour tortillas
2 cups of protein, such as refried beans, shredded chicken, ground beef, cubed tofu, etc.
4 cups of salsa, either red or green
1 1/2 cups of chedder
1 1/2 cups of Monterrey Jack
1/2 cup of diced onion
1/2 cup of sliced black olives
1/2 cup of cilantro
Salt and pepper to taste

Method:
1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees.
2. Pour one cup of salsa into a 9x12 pan.
3. Layer 3 flour tortillas along the bottom (may have to tear one to make it fit).
4. Add one cup of protein, 1 cup of cheese, 1/4 cup each of onion, olives and cilantro and 1 cup of cheese.
5. Layer 3 flour tortillas on top, and again add 1 cup of protein, 1 cup of cheese, 1/4 cup each of onion, olives and cilantro.
6. Add last 23 tortillas on top, sprinkle over them 1 cup of salsa and 1 cup of cheese.
7. Cover with foil and bake for 20 minutes. Remove foil and bake for 15 more minutes or until bubbly.
Serves 8
Variations: The nice thing about this is you can add just about anything you like to it: mushrooms, bell peppers, carrots, broccoli, cauliflower or any other vegetable you have taking up space in your refrigerator. You can also add more or less cheese, more or less protein or whatever else you desire.

i saw a pistol about the length of my index finger in a display case today. i never before thought i'd find a gun adorable.


nothing much has gone on today. bought a selection of spray paints (for shirt stenciling) and hair dye (my next color is going to be turquoise, whenever i get around to it).

If I Show You a Boob, Will You Forget This Lecture Ever Happened?
Moral and religious education teacher, describing opening scene of Gridiron Gang: So the movie opens, right, and you hear all these guns going off, and everyone's gangbanging everywhere...
Students: (silence, then loud raucous laughter)
Teacher: Oh, Jesus Christ... I mean they're shooting loads at each other... Oh god, no...

Centennial Regional High School
Quebec
Canadia

Overheard by: amused
via Overheard Everywhere, Sep 19, 2008

on first pg of GIS results for 'aw naw'

cheers to my week off!

bob log <3

Bob is getting a handgun for his birthday. $800 NOT well spent.